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After nine o'clock in the evening, the old Jiaxing community was still brightly lit.

The people who live here are either the parents and students who are renting a room to accompany the students who are close to Tuli Jingxi Primary School, or they are laborers who work from dawn to dusk.

At nine o'clock, the homework is not finished, and the night shift has just come off work. It is bright and lively.

Yue Zheng went up to the second floor and took the key to open the door.

Originally, I had agreed with Yue Xiaoqing, and I had something to go home in the middle of the night tonight, but I lied for nothing, and rolled back without taking off my pants.

Yue Zheng pushed open the door and shouted: "I'm back, what is Princess Qing doing?"

The light in the living room was on, but the voice came from the small bedroom. The ten-year-old girl said crisply, "Do homework!"

"What time is it?" Yue Zheng took off his cigarette-stained coat and threw it on the sofa, walked to Yue Xiaoqing's bedroom door and knocked, "brother came in?"

"Come in." The voice at the door was bitter and bitter.

Yue Zheng was overjoyed, and pushed open the door. Sure enough, Yue Xiaoqing was sitting on the bed, staring at the homework on the small dining table, unable to write.

He walked over and sat next to her, took a look, and brought it over: "Come on, let the emperor have a look, what kind of problem is difficult for our Princess Qing... A batch of cotton is used to make a cotton jacket, and a cotton jacket uses 5 packs of cotton. You can make 50 pieces, ask: If you use less than one pack for a padded jacket, how many pieces can you make?"

Yuezheng calculated in two seconds: "62, the rest can be changed into a waistcoat for you."

Yue Xiaoqing didn't know it in the first place, but Yue Zheng gave the answer directly, and the child poked his head with a pen in bewilderment: "I didn't let you make a waistcoat."

"I'll just say that," Yuezheng took a brush to write down the process, and let her read, "Just write it like this."

"Brother," Yue Xiaoqing stared at the Arabic numerals on the paper with a painful expression on his face, "Has anyone ever told you..."

"Smart is smart, but you can't speak. You say it every day," Yue Zheng flicked her forehead and clicked, "It's bad to learn from me all the time. Your brother has no other advantages for you to learn, right?"

Yue Xiaoqing giggled, and after a while hugged Yue Zheng's arm and said with a serious face: "I'm as handsome as you! Universe Invincible is so handsome! The best!"

Yue Zheng sighed, satisfied, but unconsciously recalled Yin Lou's face in his mind, thinking that your brother really met an opponent today, Yin Lou's face can be ranked among the people he has met in 30 years First.

After barely talking for half an hour, the two brothers raised their hands in surrender at the same time.Yue Zheng saw that she had packed the table and lay down to go to bed, and helped her turn off the light. Before leaving, Yue Xiaoqing called out: "Brother, I wish you a happy birthday! You become more handsome every year!"

"It must be handsome," Yue Zheng laughed, "Go to sleep, we will celebrate your birthday together."

"Good night."

"Good night."

After washing off the smell of perfume, Yue Zheng casually cooked a bowl of instant noodles, and after eating, he went back to his bedroom and lay down on the bed, staring at the big moon on the window in a daze.

30th birthday just passed?

It's not the time when I was a kid in high school, and I don't have such a big attachment to birthdays, but this year I have planned to have a milestone birthday, but I was disturbed by a little boy.

Yue Zheng lay on the bed, the more he thought about it, the more he felt uncomfortable—this kind of discomfort mainly came from the anger of the older virgin who had been busy for a long time and didn't have sex.

Usually, if there is some need, the more you ask, the more you generally endure it, and it will pass.But today, for some reason, Yin Lou's disaster-like face was shaking in front of his eyes, shaking, shaking, making his mouth dry, wishing he could go back to the bar and put him in a corner.

That face, that figure, are so damn long that his heart aches.

Yue Zheng bit the edge of the pillow, closed his eyes, and while tidying up Yin Lou in his head, he let out a suffocated sound.

When I took the toilet paper to clean up the mess, I got a sloppy face. When I was doing things before, my head was blank and I didn't think about anything. Today, I got an image for the first time. This feeling...is really mixed again.

After tidying up, he sprayed Liushen twice to make sure that there were no traces in the room before he lay back on the bed and thought about life.

There is nothing to think about in life, the main thing is to think about the newly formed image, Yin Lou.

When he drank in the bar, his mind was not sober, but now his ears and eyes are clear, and he has come back to it—he was teased by others, just like teasing a kitten or a dog.

When he was still in high school, Tie Zi joked with him, "Brother Yue, everyone knows that you are handsome, but do you know why girls like you the most?"

At that time, Yue Zheng was handsome and eager to learn, thirsty for knowledge: "How handsome?"

"One is that when you laugh, the group of girls look stupid." Tiezi paused, and next to him, "The other is that when you are angry, when you frown, not to mention girls, the boys will look at you." Can't take it."

At that time, Tiezi was only bragging and bullshitting, but later Yuezheng realized that this is called a man's sex appeal, and then more and more suitors, I have seen everything, and I also concluded a less rigorous Vietnamese theory : Those who like to see him frown angrily are either masochistic or masochistic.

Yin Lou's type is obviously the latter, and he has been pinching the conversation since sitting next to him.Not to mention that he was drunk at the time, even if he was awake, he probably couldn't play with this battle-tested beast.

A few or two sentences are enough to make people carry a wine bottle, and the angry appearance is enough for people to see.

It's a loss, Yue Zheng thought, but even if Yin Lou had no special hobbies in this regard, it is impossible for the two of them to have any development.

As soon as his 30th birthday passed, he became a laborer again. Yin Lou should be the kind of person who is very popular in the circle, and he is not the same from the model to the pursuit. What he is looking for is to find a 0 Live in peace and stability.

But as the saying goes, the less you ask for anything, the more God will give you.

After his birthday passed, Yue Zheng got busy again, running around the city every day to deliver food, getting up early in the wind and raining in the dark, living people exhausted to death, and within a few days he completely forgot about the bar.

"Brother Yue, I've ridden the bike away, and I'll send it back to you after refueling!" Colleague Xiao Zhou rode on Yuezheng's motorcycle and said against the rain.

"What kind of oil do you add? It's not bad for your money. Let's go." Yue Zheng leaned outside the cake shop to hide from the rain and waved at him.

Yue Zheng took out a cigarette and lit it in his mouth, the big raindrops crackled on the opposite billboard, he looked up at the sky.

I don't know when I can stop. I came out in a hurry in the morning without even checking the weather forecast. It would be great if there was a companion in this family who reminded him to bring a raincoat when he went out...

"Your baby face~ landed next to me~ Unfortunately, I~haven't noticed~"

The ringtone of the mobile phone shattered Yue Zheng's single melancholy, he was stunned for a long time before realizing that it was the sound coming from his mobile phone, Yue Xiaoqing blindly changed the ringtone for him again.

The kids nowadays don't know what to think about, and the ringtones they change are more exaggerated than the next one. They are all golden songs from his junior high school memories, and I don't know where she found them.

"Hello? Teacher Li?" On the opposite side was Yue Xiaoqing, the class teacher, who was serious and playful.

Zhao Mei's tone was not very good: "Yue Xiaoqing's parents, Yue Xiaoqing has informed you about the class meeting this afternoon?"

What class will it be?Yue Zheng was stunned for a moment, but he still answered quickly: "Well, I've said it, look, I almost forgot about it."

"Last time she lied and didn't tell you. This time I was worried, so I asked in person." Zhao Mei said.

Yue Zheng hurriedly said, "Hey, you have worked hard."

Zhao Mei worriedly told: "Don't be late again, this class meeting is patrolled by the principal and director, it's about class honor."

"No, no, we must arrive early, don't worry." Yue Zheng smiled.

After hanging up the phone, Yue Zheng dialed the landline at home. Yue Xiaoqing can leave school during lunch break. She goes home for dinner every day, so it should not be gone by this time.

The phone rang twice before being picked up, Yue Xiaoqing said in a deep tone, "In the end...it was discovered by Brother Huang."

Yue Zheng was amused: "Princess, why didn't you tell me in class, do you know about the crime of deceiving the emperor?"

"Are you busy?" Yue Xiaoqing shrugged, "Anyway, they always say that my grades are not good, you just listen to it once."

"Nonsense, your homeroom teacher's tone almost killed us brothers, and you will be completely cold if I run away again." Yue Zheng glanced at the heavy rain, endured the pain, stopped a small three-wheeler, and ran in against the rain. In the car, "Jiaxing District."

"Brother, are you taking a taxi?" Yue Xiaoqing frowned.

"Well, isn't your class meeting normally held in the first quarter of the afternoon, it's only a few minutes away."

Yue Xiaoqing's grades were not good, and the head teacher didn't like her in the first place. As an older brother, he didn't have much spare money to pay her respects, so the impression was even worse. Every class meeting, he had to mention a few words to her alone.

She was short, and she was originally sitting in the first row, but she had retreated to the third-to-last row in less than half the semester. If he didn't go this time, she would probably not be far from the last row.

Yue Zheng was drenched when he entered the room, Yue Xiaoqing held the towel and threw it on his head, Yue Zheng caught it and wiped his hair casually, his short hair was covered with water drops.

Yue Xiaoqing handed him the dry clothes again, her mouth was not idle: "Brother, I think you should not go, that old lady is too hypocritical, you will have to scold you if you go."

Yue Zheng took his clothes and walked to the bedroom: "If I don't go, she will scold you."

Yue Xiaoqing folded her hands on her chest, pouted her lips and snorted, "It's my bounden duty to protect the emperor, even Xiao Fanbang dares to shout."

"I've been watching some random TV series again, one set after another, sooner or later I'll pull the network cable for you." Yue Zheng closed the door while enjoying himself, changed his clothes quickly, and set off with the brave General Qing to conquer Fanbang.

The road is not far away, maybe more than ten minutes on foot, but Yue Xiaoqing is happy to sit in his back seat. If you have a motorcycle, you can ride a motorcycle, but if you don’t, you can ride a bicycle. Yuezheng habitually goes downstairs with a [-]-billion bar, and he didn’t realize it until downstairs It's raining today, so it's inconvenient to ride a bike.Yue Xiaoqing was not happy about going over there.

"Your Majesty, don't worry! This servant is holding the umbrella firmly!" Yue Xiaoqing patted Yue Zheng's arm with a mouthful of pure Ouchi.

"I can't keep up with you who changed roles." Yue Zheng stepped into the car, with his long legs resting on the ground easily, and tilted his head, "Elder-in-law is getting into the sedan chair."

Yue Xiaoqing grabbed him and climbed into the back seat, held up the umbrella, and shouted into the play: "Get up—— sedan—"

Yue Zheng smiled and kicked off.

It was pouring rain, not to mention cycling, even walking with an umbrella on the ground was useless. The two brothers were completely chilled within 2 minutes.

Yue Xiaoqing was brought up by Yue Zheng since she was a child, and her roughness is in the same line. She followed Yue Zhengye since she was a child, and it is common for her to get wet and fall in the rain.Now that I'm half drenched in water, I still think about it: "Brother, it was a mistake for me to help you get new clothes. It's wet again, and I have to wash it when I get home."

Yuezheng dodged a puddle, without raising his head, he said, "Isn't that called Mai Tai when it's wet by the rain? It's called nature's cleaning. You can wash whatever you want, just let it dry."

Yue Xiaoqing was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Brother Huang is right!"

The whole school held a class meeting, and there was a row of cars parked outside the school, and people in suits, high heels and small ties walked in with umbrellas.

Yuezheng crossed the crowd on a [-]th pole, and called out to the gatekeeper Old Zhou: "Busy, Uncle Zhou?"

Lao Zhou saw that the two brothers had lost the strength to preach, and Xiaoyue took care of the child, as long as he lived, he just raised his arms and waved his hands.

Yue Zheng rode in directly.

The rain suddenly became lighter, Yue Zheng stopped the car firmly in front of the teaching building, wiped his face, raised his head inadvertently, and saw a familiar figure.

He was stunned, and cursed in his heart.

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The author has something to say:

The author blew on the hot air on the tea mug and said: Guess which dog thing Brother Yue saw

(You old rebel called Brother Bird, you have to be careful, you are already being watched by me, spooky.jpg)

Yuezheng mobile phone ringtone "The baby face you sent ~ landed beside me ~ unfortunately I ~ haven't found it yet ~" - song name: baby face, singer name: Houxian

Knock on the blackboard to draw the key points: the top ten comments will give out red envelopes.Chirp~

感谢在2020-12-0112:12:14~2020-12-0210:15:55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 70 bottles of Jilu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!