Professor Baiqihehe chases his wife crematorium

Today is Yue Zheng's 30th birthday.

Standing at thirty, the time seems to be entering middle age in the next second.

The first 30 years of the Yuezheng were not interesting, the first half was enjoying the youth of the second year, and the second half was like time-traveling, from a happy kid in a well-off family to an unlucky kid who owed a debt to his parents in an instant.

As soon as the unlucky child decided to at least finish high school, his mother gave birth to Yue Xiaoqing at the gambling table, and crawled back to continue gambling two days after the birth.

Dad was drunk all day long, my sister was so hungry that she was crying all day long, Yue Zheng had to pack up her schoolbag and go home to work part-time as a milk brother, and the other half-time was to serve dishes in restaurants, wash dishes and look after the store, working hard to earn milk powder Money, you have to be careful not to steal his hard-earned money to drink and gamble.

He is not a whining character.

The world kissed me painfully, I kissed back and took off the world's pants.

But the world didn't give Yue Zheng a chance. After slapping him and kicking him twice, he slapped his ass and left, just like his parents, leaving nothing but his debts and his finger-biting sister Down.

Poor Yuezheng is a pure 1, not to mention Yushu Linfeng, he is handsome and unrestrained, he doesn't need to buy breakfast by himself when he goes to middle school and high school, and the table is full of boys and girls on the table when he enters the door. After dropping out of school, he is so tired that he has no thoughts Engage in objects.

Finally got better and didn't have to be so tired, Yue Xiaoqing also went to school.Yue Zheng was also afraid of setting a bad example for her, so his brother set an example by obstinately rejecting all kinds of one-night stand invitations and talking about the present with his left and right hands.

It's not that I don't want to have a serious relationship and live a life, but I don't have time and energy, and I don't have money.

This circle is already too small, and his qualifications are still so low, even if he is blind, he can't find a suitable one.

He looks like this, he's thirty, and he's still a fucking virgin.Standing on the curb and saying that it can overturn the big goods laughingly.

But it's still true.

The sound of the manic music made my head ache more and more, I don't know when it became popular for old men to wear perfume, and the messy and pungent scents penetrated into my head pinch by pinch.

Go to bed with a guy who sprays this stuff, and he'll wilt before he's done.

Yue Zheng took a sip of his wine, and out of the corner of his eye, young men with tall legs and long faces walked over.

That's right, Yue Zheng is now in the gay bar, and to celebrate his [-]th birthday, he decided to give himself a virgin.

The young man sat next to Yue Zheng, and gave a handsome smile, with a good voice: "Brother, are you playing alone?"

Yue Zheng raised his eyelids, and his eyes turned around twice on him presumptuously.

Barely pass.

With a smile on the corner of his mouth, Yue Zheng touched him with his wine glass, took a sip, and pretended to be serious: "There are so many people, it's too noisy."

The young man has a handsome face. He wears a tight-fitting black T-shirt. It can be seen that he has a good figure, and there is no messy smell of perfume on his body.

He just likes men, and he can't get hard when he sees those sissy men.

But the object of his virginity, no matter how you think about it, it's a little bit okay.

Yuezheng is a typical boy who grew up handsome and grew up. After going through so many shitty things, he has not yet been destroyed into a dia|o thread. Not to mention, the old man who wants to fuck the world is getting more and more upright, with such a tough facial features. , with a sharp eyebrow and a bright face, and a height of 1.8 meters. Usually, you don’t need to ask for praise when you deliver a takeaway. From a 60-year-old aunt to a girl in her teens, they rush to give a reward.

The young man has been hanging out in the bar for so long, and it's the first time he sees such a straight guy, his eyes turn green, so he quickly posted over to strike up a conversation.I don't care about those flirting words that are usually beating around the bush. I want to tie people up first, and blow into Yue Zheng's ear: "Brother, let's go now?"

Yue Zheng was overjoyed, and raised his hand to touch his Adam's apple with the pulp of his thumb: "It's so urgent."

The young man's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly grabbed Yue Zheng's hand.

Let's just make do with it, Yue Zheng thinks, anyway, after today, he will grow old with his left and right hand, so what kind of food is there for cheating.

But sometimes it’s not up to you to be picky or not. It’s a joke from God, and the more the duck gets its mouth, the more it flies away.

Just as the two of them were about to get up, Yue Zheng sat down on the other side. He didn't have time to look at his appearance, but just seeing the young man's drooling expression made him feel bad.

Yue Zheng tilted his head and saw a pair of hands first, the first impression was that they were white, with beautiful joints, long fingers, skin as thin as suet jade, and the curved arc of the finger holding the wine glass was dangling.

Yue Zheng has no special hobbies, but he has to say: this hand looks better than many faces.

In the next moment, he turned around completely, met a pair of pitch-black pupils, and with a smile, an indescribable face burst into sight.

As far as the visual impact is concerned, this face stunned a handsome guy of Yue Zheng's level at first glance. Brother Yue is uneducated, his head is blank, and there are only six characters left-fuck, it's so fucking good-looking.

The hair has been carefully groomed, no greasy styling is used, it is only combed back loosely, revealing the deep and handsome facial features, the skin is white, unbelievably white, the bridge of the nose is high, the lips are thin, and the eyebrows are sword-shaped.

With an aggressive appearance, yet he smiled casually, and his eyes flicked lazily, making Yuezheng's heart beat half a beat faster.

If you put a mirror in front of you, and Yue Zheng looked at himself in the mirror and then turned to look at this person, you would be able to come up with the elegant words "no distinction between equals".

If I were to dig out my heart and tell the truth, it would be that "the face is more advanced than him, and the temperament is still unique".

If you really want to choose someone to sleep with for a night, Yue Zheng has to choose this one even if you close your eyes. It's so heart-wrenching. I haven't seen such an exciting person in 30 years.

But now is obviously not the time to think about it, the man lightly stroked the wine glass with his fingers, his eyes fell on Yue Zheng's left.

To rob someone from him - this was Yue Zheng's first thought.

No matter how you look at this man, he doesn't look like 0, and he doesn't even look like him. You can't just sit here because of him.

The most fucking thing in the world is that you are a pure 1, and the person you fancy is also a pure 1, and you fucking have a crush on the same 0.

From the corner of the eye, the young man had already let go of his hand, apparently as he had thought, and sat down next to the man, without even looking at him again.

Yue Zheng just drank a little too much, and now he is half drunk, wondering for a moment if he is disfigured, otherwise how could he run so fast.

It's his 30th birthday, he's been aggrieved for so many years and he just wants to vent this time, and there are still people blocking him, so Yue Zheng doesn't want to cause trouble anymore, and it's a bit of a big deal.

Especially when the man looked at him and raised his eyebrows slightly, Yue Zheng only felt that the fire in his heart was burning up to Tianling Gaier.

He lowered his head slightly, smiled at the young man through the man, and said, "It's on fire."

The young man was stunned by this smile for a long time, and had to look hard at the watch on Yin Lou's left wrist. The seven-figure price in his head made him wake up instantly, looked away, and said indifferently: "Where is it?" on fire?"

"The stool is on fire," Yue Zheng smiled, "sitting and burning his butt."

The young man's face flushed red upon hearing this.

Yin Lou laughed, his voice was completely worthy of this face, it was deep and sexy, it just made Yue Zheng's inner dissatisfaction lessened by half.

Yue Zheng got up to leave, but his hand was suddenly pressed lightly.

He frowned and turned his head. Yin Lou's fingers rested on the back of his hand. The pulp of his fingers was slightly cool. One was so white that blue blood vessels could be seen, the skin was delicate, and the other was tanned to a wheat color, with scars on his hand.

Compared with this, Yue Zheng was even more unhappy, with alcohol on his face, his tone was also bad: "Everyone is yours, what's the matter, you still want to buy one and get one free? Sorry, brother Yue is not good at you."

Fortunately, today is a sunny day, otherwise God would have struck him with lightning.

Yin Lou's eye-catching handsome face smiled calmly, and the fingers pressing his hand moved inadvertently. As soon as he opened his mouth, a low hoarse voice with a smile entered Yue Zheng's heart: "The man is mine now, then You should come with me."

Yue Zheng has been bending over for so many years, and he has never seen any kind of suitor, and it is the first time he has been asked out by such a one. This feeling is unbelievable.

It was actually coming towards him.

Maybe this handsome guy is a hidden zero?

Thinking of this, Yue Zheng sat back.I have never seen such a delicious taste, my heart is itchy, and I still hold a glimmer of hope.

Seeing this, the young man could only walk away dejectedly.

"What? Want to drink with me?" Yue Zheng looked at him carelessly with his eyelids raised, the corners of his mouth curled up, and his tone was a little stern.

Contrary to Xiaonian, Yin Lou's dress is full of "taste" from head to toe, but when this "taste" is combined with the gay bar scene, it becomes a bit more slutty.

Yue Zheng's Adam's apple rolled, and the unhealthy thoughts in his head had reached the point of taking off his pants.

Yin Lou let him look at him, propping his face with his right hand, and his simple movements revealed a different temperament from others. He was also looking at Yue Zheng, with bright interest in his eyes: "Yin Lou."

Yin Lou, it sounds pretty good.

Yue Zheng raised his cup and touched him: "Yue Zheng."

Yin Lou hummed, but didn't speak. He never left Yuezheng's eyes from the beginning to the end. That handsome face that seemed to glow when he smiled stood in front of him at close range, making the ears of his elders feel hot. I couldn't stop talking about it, my head was bewildered by the beauty, and I didn't have the IQ to be euphemistic, so I opened my mouth and asked: "Are you the next one——"

"1." Yin Lou interrupted him.

Yue Zheng's movement of holding the wine glass froze, and it took him a while to realize that he was being treated as zero!

He tilted his head, his tone was bad, and he frowned and stared at others: "You think I'm from the bottom? I'm not pumping, boy!"

Yin Lou looked at him, glanced across the hands of the two who hadn't parted, like a skilled hunter who teased wild dogs, and smiled unhurriedly: "If I say yes."

Yue Zheng got angry at that time, slapped his hand away, stood up, squinted his eyes and glared: "Looking for trouble?!"

For the "straight 1" of Yuezheng, if you say he is 0, the effect is the same as pointing at the elders and saying "you are a bitch", which is no less effective than "fuck | your mother".

Yin Lou squinted his eyes slightly, looking at Yue Zheng's tense jawline and slightly rolling Adam's apple, his eyes sank, and he smiled indulgently, without any fear.

This feeling of being under control made Yue Zheng unable to suppress the fire in his heart. He picked up the wine bottle and frowned: "Is there a fight? You call someone, Brother Yue is not fucking bullying the little boy."

Yin Lou glanced around, forced back the sight of the excitement, stood up, put his finger on Yue Zheng's wrist holding the wine bottle, nodded lightly, and said in an apologetic tone, "Are you angry?"

Yue Zheng frowned, suddenly his wrist was grasped forcefully, and the wine bottle couldn't hold it and fell to the ground, the sound made his heart tremble.

Yin Lou restrained him, pressed close to his ear, and said ambiguously: "Brother Yue... the way you look at me makes me think that I was stripped naked by you."

Just now, I have already started to tear off the condom in my head: "..."

He struggled, but he didn't know what Yin Lou ate to grow up. His hands were so strong that he couldn't break free. Instead, he was half-embraced in his arms because of the struggle, and the faint fragrance from the tip of his nose made him dizzy even more. , he couldn't hold back his face: "...you fucking let me loose!"

Yin Lou laughed, took out the business card with his fingertips, put it in Yue Zheng's trouser pocket ambiguously, pressed Yue Zheng back to his seat skillfully, stood behind him, touched his ear, and said goodbye in a low voice: "You are very sexy , see you next time."

Touching, hugging, and talking to the ear, after a whole set of movements, after 30 years of Yuezheng...it's hard.

He was wearing a pair of jeans today, unable to turn around and chase Yin Lou, he had to grit his teeth and sit until the little brother calmed down before paying and leaving, but was told that his drink was paid for by a handsome guy——what the hell did he ask for? drank.

On the day when he turned [-], someone bought two hands and sold himself for wine money.

I really live a better life.

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The author has something to say:

The author squatted in front of the window, took a sip of hot tea, and said with a sigh of relief: The sand sculpture author who is poor and loves to give out red envelopes is back!

[In case there are old and cute people who didn't read the copywriting to avoid lightning, repeat: HE, there is a wife chasing crematorium, the slag Gong is very, very giant and domineering, the full text is chasing and accepting, Gongshou is clean both physically and mentally, enter the pit carefully! (You can use ginseng as a rooster, but don’t use ginseng as a rooster author duck, humble.jpg)]

[Column pre-watching to watch the duck, #campus ABO##AA恋# "Let's go, together (double A)"

Yin Gugong, Yu Chengsongshou, Qiangqiang, campus ABO, AA.

Yu Cheng and Song Xin transferred a tablemate.

It looks like a rare breed in their small broken county.

His grades are also rare. He used to be the first in the grade, but he became the second child as soon as his deskmate came over.

The rare breed is gentle and elegant, looking at the bruises that appear on the corners of his mouth every three days, he always smiles and asks: "Did you fight? Let me accompany you to the infirmary."

Brother Song looked at him playfully.

So rare, so refined, so vulnerable.

He has to have fun.

Then one day he saw a rare species in a deep alley bumping the gangster's head against the wall, blood dripping down the palm of his hand and falling on the ground.

As if telepathic, the rare species held the man's hair and raised his head, looking at him, the white school uniform jacket was spotted all red, the corners of his lips were slightly hooked, and he smiled gently: "At the same table, take me to the infirmary?"

At that moment, Yu Chengsong was suddenly happy, leaning against the corner of the wall and said: "Go, go right away!"

Tips:

1. Walking around on the streets, pissed off by X's gentleness and elegance, tearing up his face and violently attacking him at any time (both men are 1 meters tall)

2. At the beginning, Gong Shou had some problems with the three views due to various reasons. Give the two teenagers time to grow up and redeem each other.

3. Copywriting attack is not a crime, it is done by gangsters first (the law stipulates that it is privately set up by the ABO world)

4. The main character comes of age.

6. The copy was written on September 2020, 09, and screenshots have been taken.