Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

The heads of the three of them were put together, and although the words they said were not necessarily pleasant, they looked quite affectionate on the surface. He Jingle always felt weird being sandwiched between Xiang Kongshan and Yu Yehao; The most important thing was that he always felt chilly on the back of his neck, as if someone was blowing against him, accompanied by vague sobbing sounds, like a ghost, and it sounded creepy.

He Jingle asked the two people next to him in a low voice: "Well, did you hear..."

Yu Yehao also shrank his neck, "I heard that, it's not allowed to be haunted in broad daylight."

Prodded by Yu Yehao, He Jingle mustered up his courage, turned his head cautiously, and saw that his mother behind him was wiping tears.

"..."

"Mom, what are you doing here?" He suddenly relaxed, and wanted to walk over to take a closer look, but the other party took a few steps back. Although he was crying, his face was full of fascination and relief. Also gesturing, "Leave me alone! Get along with your friends! Baby! Mom supports you!"

"they are not--"

He Jingle couldn't explain it, he felt extremely aggrieved today, he didn't finish a sentence in a daze, it was the same now, he wanted to explain, but no one cared at all.His mother was trying her best to sell him, like selling a buy one get one free gift in the supermarket, her words were full of satisfaction that her son finally had a good buddy, which made him feel that it was too exaggerated; but really When everyone was quiet, they met the expectant gaze, and suddenly couldn't say a word.

So in the end, he still said: "Okay, I understand, you can hurry up and go about your business."

After finishing speaking, he pretended to be very impatient, and muttered in a low voice: "If you are so busy, you just take a break for such a long time, and you still insist on going out with me, what is the reason for tossing around?"

The Maybach carrying the hostess left again, but there were only two people when they came, but one of them was left behind when he left. He Jingle watched the car disappear from the end of his sight, then turned around listlessly, returned to his true colors, and looked at the other two with arrogance. People said: "I'll give you 5 minutes. If you want to laugh, laugh quickly. I'll leave after laughing!"

Xiang Kongshan and Yu Yehao looked at each other without smiling, and the latter put his arms around his shoulders very naturally, and said, "Where are we going? Auntie just asked us to play with you."

He Jingle obviously didn't believe it: "Pull it down, you two gods and couples, how can you tolerate someone like me!"

Yu Yehao endured it and endured it, but in the end he couldn't hold it back and said, "He Jingle, you must buy a complete book of idioms later."

Xiang Kongshan didn't say a word, as if he was running away, until He Jingle and Yu Yehao exchanged a few words back and forth, and then called him, then he came to his senses and nodded indiscriminately: "Yeah, good."

"Look, let me say that you are overthinking!"

"Really?" He Jingle was dubious, but finally nodded awkwardly, "Well, it's not impossible."

Xiang Kongshan didn't notice what the two of them were talking about. His thoughts drifted to the evil novel at the door again. Unknowingly, his position became more and more biased. In the end, his whole body simply disappeared there. Behind the bookshelf, like a guilty conscience, his hands were almost blurred, he quickly pushed the book down, blocked it behind the paper, and then walked out as if nothing had happened.

Yu Yehao happened to be calling him: "Xiang Kongshan, what are you dawdling about! The bill is paid!"

"Here we are." He answered with a loud voice, and when the three of them had paid out together and walked out of the bookstore, he remembered to ask, "Where did you say you were going?"

"I'll wait and say—"

"Over the wall!"

He Jingle was gearing up, excited like an Erha just out of the cage, and repeated: "Yu Yehao said to take us to climb over the wall!"

"Which school to turn over... No, why do you want to go over the wall all of a sudden..." Xiang Kongshan suddenly had a bad feeling.

But the next moment, Yu Yehao jumped in front of him, his face was flushed with excitement, and the half of the milk tea in his hand was dangling in the transparent cup because of his movements, as if Brother Xiaoshan's heart was rippling just now; he looked up Xiang Kongshan folded his hands together and shook them up and down:

"Please please, it's cool!"

Brother Xiaoshan immediately nodded without principle: "Well, that's good."

Forgot to ask even the answer.

Qinggang Street has a long history, so it looks a little old accordingly. Even the school walls of No. [-] High School and the Experimental School are only built on both sides of the road, which is about the height of a person. Male high school students who are about to grow up, as long as they have a little athletic ability, they can easily turn it over. Relaxed; Hao Hao is fascinated by this, and feels that being able to climb over the wall is simply a symbol of a bad boy. He has been looking at it for a long time, and today he finally has the opportunity. At this time, he stood below and looked at He Jingle who was already hanging on the wall. Can't help urging: "He Jingle, can you do it, hurry up!"

"To shut up!"

In the winter, He Jingle's forehead was covered with fine sweat, and his flat clothes were now wrinkled. He was hanging on the tree in the awkward posture of a bear climbing a tree but couldn't get up. One foot had already kicked off the edge of the wall. He turned his head angrily: "Blame me? The walls of your school look like they've been splashed with oil. They're so slippery that you can't hang them at all!"

While talking, Xiao He finally sat astride the wall, kicked his long legs again, and easily landed on the opposite side.

And then, out of nowhere, there was a sudden silence.

Yu Yehao is dying of anxiety here, wishing to fly over: "He Jingle? Where are you! Don't fall to your death!"

No one responded, he was very anxious, turned his head and urged Kong Shan: "Hurry up, hurry up, you go up and have a look, don't really fall this young master!"

Brother Xiaoshan's day was clearly arranged by Yu Yehao. He nodded, and threw the plastic bag with the logo of Youhe Bookstore in his hand to the wall first, then rubbed it a few times, and stepped up the wall like flowing water. I don't know how many times more handsome than He Jingle's movements.

But when he got up, he didn't know what he saw, so his movements immediately froze and stopped moving. Yu Ye fell down without knowing it, and was eager to try, "Hey! Brother Hao is here!"

"Don't..."

Xiang Kongshan seemed to want to stop him, but in the end he pulled him helplessly, but he couldn't move the string, he kicked his feet in the air, his appearance was worse than that of He Jingle just now, his hair and clothes were struggling It was a mess, but it was done in the end; conquering this wall seemed to excite him more than conquering No.1. Yu Yehao stood in the middle of the wall, and came up with a proud voice:

"Ah! This is—"

He couldn't finish his yelling, when he saw Yang Yuanjie standing under the wall with a pile of books in his hands, his eyes were piercing, and He Jingle next to him was squatting against the wall with his head in his arms, his posture was strange, both of them looked in his direction , Xiang Kongshan stretched out his hand to protect him, but he didn't think there was anything, but it was too funny, he sighed:

"Baby, take it easy."

"..."

Yu Yehao's buttocks moved, and Yang Yuanjie's hawk-like eyes locked on him immediately: "Want to run?"

He jumped down desperately, and before the other party was about to say another word, he opened his mouth and answered: "Teacher, I know I was wrong!"

Yang Yuanjie, who was about to speak, paused: "... Where did you go wrong?"

"I should do the homework well, how can I climb over the wall here!" Yu Ye spoke earnestly, shaking his head while speaking, "It's all my fault, I really miss the atmosphere of studying in school!"

Yang Yuanjie:?

In order to prove that he was telling the truth, Yu Yehao pointed to Xiang Kongshan: "Really, Teacher Yang, if you don't believe me, look, the stack of questions in your hand was bought when we just came here!"

Xiang Kongshan thought of something, and suddenly his pupils shrank: "...don't!"

But it was too late, Yang Yuanjie lowered his head and plucked in the plastic bag, and then lived up to everyone's expectations, plucked out a copy of "Eighteen Treasures of One Birth".

Damn, when will this book be off the shelves!

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