Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

It was the first time that the two had surprisingly reached an agreement on something, and even their mental activities were quite similar. Without exception, they thought at this time: This book is probably a little sick.

Xiang Kongshan thought a little more, he also thought: man, how can he have eighteen babies?Curious, want to see it!

But suddenly there was a roar at the door, and with the dust flying up when the vehicle was driving fast, a black Maybach stopped in front of the two of them.A middle-aged man who looked familiar got on and off the left driving seat. He opened the car door for the people sitting in the back seat. He bent over at a standard ninety degrees. The sight was so scary that Yu Ye couldn't help but open his eyes. Opened his mouth, as expected, the next second, his voice overlapped perfectly with the other party: "...Master!"

Yo, this is not a young master!

Xiang Kongshan and Yu Yehao watched as He Jingle stepped forward wearing a pair of exaggerated sunglasses, his expression was stinky, but unexpectedly he didn't lose his temper, then he got out and reproduced the driver just now , lowered his eyebrows and yelled into the car again: "Mom."

mom?Who is the mother?

The woman who was called out had an overly young face, her eyebrows looked a bit like He Jingle's, and her gestures revealed a kind of innocence that didn't match her age; she was still in the car, and her voice floated out first, softly Soft, totally different from He Jingle: "Xiao Le, don't wear sunglasses all the time, it's not good for your eyes."

He Jingle turned his back, and from Xiang Kongshan's angle, he couldn't see his expression. He could only see that the other party's shoulders obviously slumped after saying this, and then he really took off his sunglasses and held them in his hands .

His mother was satisfied, and finally got out of the car mercifully, with a graceful appearance and soft eyebrows, but then said: "Xiao Le, put your trousers down, it doesn't look good with your arms."

He Jingle froze all over, looked down at the hems of his trousers that he had pulled up on purpose to pretend to be cool before going out, and silently bent down to put them down.

It can only be said that there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky. At this time and here, Xiao He is as obedient as a quail, and he doesn't see the slightest domineering appearance in the school. Yu Ye couldn't help it, and smiled. The laughter was too familiar, so He Jingle turned subconsciously. He turned his head, and then his expression changed, and he was about to get in the car immediately, wanting to leave.

The mother in front of the car stopped him, then smiled kindly, and opened her mouth to say, "Xiao Le..."

"Okay Mom, stop talking!"

He Jingle yelled in collapse, like Monkey King tortured by a magic spell, he lost all face, hurried into the shop, avoided the small passage where Xiang Kongshan and Yu Yehao were, and ran towards the teaching hall without looking back. Auxiliary area; the mother leisurely followed behind, and chatted with the remaining two when she was free: "Are you Xiao Le's classmates?"

In front of outsiders, Xiang Kongshan said less, Yu Yehao rolled his eyes in his heart, and on the surface he was very enthusiastic as the spokesperson: "I'm not, I'm from the school next door, he is."

"Well, then you have a really good relationship, and you come out to play together on weekends." He Jingle's mother cupped her face, pretending to be a girl's longing, "It's not like Xiaole in our family, who doesn't have any good friends."

"Mom...!" He Jingle was unhappy at the front.

"Hey, why is the baby calling mother?"

Seeing that He Jingle's mother responded, she didn't feel anything wrong at all, and then smiled apologetically at Xiang Kongshan and the others: "I'm sorry, our baby just can't do without mother, and is very clingy."

"..."

Yu Yehao imagined the scene of He Jingle's clinginess, and couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body, feeling a little speechless, but Mr. Xiang Kongshan who was beside him seemed to have found something interesting, and repeated in a low voice: "Baby? "

"You are enough, you!" Yu Ye was so cold that he squinted at him.

But Xiang Kongshan seemed to find it more interesting. He lowered his head, picked out a few strands of hair trapped in the headband, twisted them in his hands, and said vexatiously, "Baby, I want to drink milk tea too."

"I'll put your head in the Lianjiang River and drink it up!"

Yu Ye had a good meal, and then he remembered that there was a parent standing opposite him. He turned his head quickly, and met He Jingle's mother's probing gaze, so he hurriedly put on a smile, and at the same time pinched Kong Shan's arm desperately from behind. , fully explained what it means to be face-to-face and behind-the-scenes; fortunately, this beautiful mother didn't say anything, she was going to find He Jingle, and she suddenly remembered before she left, pointing to Yu Yehao and said: "I seem to have seen you, Are you the No.1 one in the grade? The one with the highest grade?"

Yu Ye didn't expect to be so famous that even the parents of the school next door remembered it. He immediately puffed up his chest and raised his tail a little: "It's me, you actually know me?"

"Oh, that's not because—"

He Jingle finally walked over unbearably, interrupted their conversation, took her thin arm and walked forward, like all the children who are forced to embarrass themselves in front of their parents, at this moment, even his ears are red, " Mom, can you stop talking nonsense!"

In the end, Yu Yehao and Xiang Kongshan actually followed up, and the quiet Brother Xiaoshan was quite enthusiastic at the moment: "Auntie, it's okay, we are also here to choose books, let's continue."

So this beautiful lady finally had a chance to finish what she just said, and she continued with half sigh and half embarrassment: "Because I didn't return to China for half a year, it was the first time I held a parent meeting for Xiaole when I came back. Wrong school."

Seeing that He Jingle's ears were getting more and more red, and even tended to spread to his neck, Yu Yehao finally held back a smile and let out a relief: "...So, is Auntie here today to accompany He...Xiao Le to choose books?"

"That's right." The beautiful mother nodded beamingly, then she slapped her head suddenly as if she remembered something, and took Yu Yehao's arm. The two sisters seemed to say, "Xiaohao is so good at studying, she should be very good at choosing books, you guys They are all classmates, why don’t we choose together, help?”

"I do not!"

He Jingle finally seized the opportunity to say this categorically. He was very vigilant, and his face was full of death rather than submission. Yu Yehao was amused by his expression, although it was obvious that his mother still had something to say, But still rushing to the front, generously gave up the right to choose.

He pulled Xiang Kongshan back to the side, "Then you choose."

Xiao He was caught off guard and was a little dazed, but he could only bite the bullet when he said the water that was splashed out. He looked at the dazzling array of bookshelves for a while, and the more he looked at them, the more he felt that they were written in Martian language; He flipped through it locally, but he knew every word in the above question, and he couldn't understand a single word when combined.

He glanced at his mother again, and then said hesitantly, "Uh... the same one?"

"Not bad," Brother Shan commented sharply, "Sleeping on it like this must be very fragrant."

"Okay!" Yu Yehao clapped his hands and said sincerely, "You are like Murong Yunhai. Would you like to pour you a glass of red wine without adding spice?"

The two of them spoke to each other, making He Jingle fuming. Finally, they threw the book in their hands in anger: "I won't buy it!"

"Don't," Yu Yehao walked over, picked up the "X Gang Test Bank" he had just thrown away, looked at it for a moment, and then stuffed it back into his palm: "Isn't this a good book? I'm working on it too."

"Really?" He Jingle was dubious, and picked up another book, "What about this one?"

It was Xiang Kongshan's turn to speak: "So-so."

"what about this?"

"It's too difficult, I can't do it, and I don't feel the need to get into such a dead end."

"..."

In the end, Xiang Kongshan turned over a few pages of Yu Yehao's difficult set of questions, his ambition was written on his face, and he said succinctly: "Then I will buy this."

"Damn it," He Jingle said sincerely, "You two are perverts, why have you done everything?"

"How do you talk?" Yu Ye was very unhappy, "Could it be a dream that you became No.1?"

At this moment, He Jingle suddenly understood why Xiang Kongshan wanted to have sex with Yu Ye. Most people really can't stand it, so he immediately felt a little admiration. Thinking about the reason why the two of them appeared here today, he stunned Yu with admiration Ye Hao's arm: "Then you two usually go on a date in the bookstore? That's awesome."

"...we're not dating."

"Don't lie to me, lonely man and widowed man, it's broad daylight, not a date, are you two full enough to go out for a walk?"

They were indeed full, so the two people walking: "..."

Forget it, let's not talk about it.

The author has something to say:

Still today!

Sorry to make you wait so long!

He Jingle: I heard that someone misses me?

[Let me answer the question about whether Xiao He will open a new book. In fact, there is a little bit of an idea. If there is no problem, I will write it. It will probably be in college, so we Xiao He will also be loved by someone!After all, male stars are the focus wherever they go (He Jingle gave me five yuan to add this sentence, it does not represent my own opinion);) Just sauce, see you later~