[comprehensive] fake magician

Kevin frowned, and carefully looked at the two men in black in front of him. The one who called himself K was a white man, a little older, and looked calmer; the one who called himself J was a young black man, a chatterbox From the moment he met Thor, his mouth never stopped.

"Are you from S.H.I.E.L.D.? How come I haven't seen you?" Looking at their familiar attire, Kevin couldn't help asking.

"No, we are from a special department of the FBI. You wouldn't understand if you told me." Agent J turned his head to Kevin, responded impatiently, and then turned to Thor again. The handsome blond guy who claims to be from Asgard is more interested.

"Oh", Kevin nodded thoughtfully, probably all the secret agents in the United States are dressed like this.

After an hour of chatting, Agent K finally came to a conclusion that Thor is not an alien at all, he just has a problem with his mind.

In order to prove it, Agent K pulled aside Kevin who was watching, "He is your friend, isn't he..." He compared his head exaggeratedly, although he has a secret that can make people erase short-term memory Weapons, but he is still unwilling to hurt the self-esteem of the client.

"He's my friend's cousin who just got out of a mental hospital," Kevin said helplessly.

"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Detective K shouted loudly, beating his chest and feet.

"You didn't ask me either," Kevin shrugged.

"Correct it, it's a county hospital, not a mental hospital." The fiery Thor who was talking to J suddenly turned his head.

"Look, I'll just say that he's out of his mind." Agent K couldn't help but ruthlessly dragged the reluctant Agent J away, while taking out something like a ballpoint pen from his breast pocket. Wen's eyes flickered, "Look here!"

I saw the center of the thing flash and emit a red light, and then Agent K said, "There were no two men in black who came to you just now, and you haven't heard anything about that special department of the FBI. .”

"I think you have brain problems!" Thor couldn't help cursing angrily.

"Is there something wrong with the machine?" Agent J grabbed the ballpoint pen and pressed it again in front of Thor and Kevin, but it still didn't work.

"J What are you doing? Don't..." Before Agent K could finish speaking, Agent J had turned the instrument around and pressed it on his and Agent K's eyes.

"What were we doing just now?" Agent K asked.

"I don't know," Agent J shook his head, then pointed to Thor and Kevin, "Maybe the two of them know."

"You are a dangerous fugitive who just escaped from a prison on Mars." Thor pointed to Agent K, and then said to Agent J, "And you, a heroic policeman, chased all the way from Pluto to Earth. , just to catch him!"

"Justice space police, I like it!" Agent J shouted excitedly.

"Why am I a fugitive and he is a policeman, am I not more like a policeman than him?" Agent K complained.

Thor shrugged, scolding in his heart who made you say that the god is mentally ill.

"Thor, you're a bad boy." Watching Agent J chasing Agent K and disappearing to the end of the world, Kevin couldn't help admiring, "But you're really talented."

"Hey," Thor gave a foolish smile when he heard someone praise him.

"Thor, look, I'm in a hurry and haven't eaten anything." Kevin's expression was almost apologetic, "So before we go to the Rainbow Bridge, can we replenish some energy?"

"Of course." There was a sincere smile on Thor's face. Although Jane and the others had already entertained him for lunch, he didn't mind enjoying some more food.

After entering the restaurant, the clerk and the boss looked at Thor with strange eyes. The big golden retriever had smashed a lot of glasses in their store just now.

Kevin ordered two pies, and they were still hot when they were served. He only took two bites, and Thor had already swallowed a whole piece, sticking out his tongue while fanning the cool air with his hands. .

"Eat slowly, it will burn your esophagus." Kevin ordered another large bucket of fried chicken, and looked at Thor sympathetically. The food in the mental hospital must be terrible.

"It's a great place for you humans. You can exchange food with a small piece of green paper," Thor said while devouring the fried chicken, "In our Asgard, everything needs to be used. In exchange for gold coins."

"This little piece of paper is almost like a gold coin, it's all currency," Kevin patiently explained, he didn't even know why he had to explain it.

After he was full, Thor took a big sip of coffee and raised his empty cup into the air. The hearts of the shopkeeper and shop assistants rose to their throats.It's not that I feel sorry for the cup, because someone will pay for it anyway, but I'm afraid of scaring other customers.Thor smiled awkwardly, and gently put the cup back on the table. He still remembered Jane's agreement with him.

"Aris, I have some natural phenomena of the human body that need to be resolved...you should understand, right?" Thor touched his stomach with some embarrassment, and he felt a pain in his abdominal cavity.

"Follow me", Kevin understood what he meant, took him to the bathroom, and went out.After a while, Thor's low growl and the sound of violently hitting the partition came from the small bathroom.

Everyone's eyes were about to burn a hole through the bathroom door, Kevin couldn't sit still, and hurried in, "Thor, what happened?"

Thor opened the partition door, grabbed Kevin in, closed the door, and said to Kevin with some embarrassment, "Your human belts are different from our Asgard ones, why are they so difficult to untie? "

"It turned out to be this, as long as it is like this." Kevin patiently taught Thor to turn the button on the belt, and the belt was easily untied.However, being crowded together with a handsome guy like Thor in this small space made Kevin feel a little embarrassed, and he could even feel the curious eyes from outside the partition.

"Aris, you are a good man, thank you," Thor responded with a grateful smile.

Kevin smiled a little ashamedly, because Eric said that Thor had a brain problem, and he had always coaxed Thor like a child, but Thor was so innocent and cute.

After leaving the restaurant, Kevin took Thor into his old Ford.

"Your car is so beautiful," Thor couldn't help but praise.

"Thank you", Kevin stroked his car, he now has a deep affection for this faithful companion.

"But not as pretty as me." Thor put his hands behind his head, recalling the scene of him galloping on the Rainbow Bridge on horseback. Echoing in the air, he had never missed Asgard so much.

Kevin looked at Thor's intoxicated expression, shook his head helplessly, and started the engine.He also had to cash a check for Coulson, because Dr. Foster was unwilling to accept the check as compensation, and it was better to give her cash directly.

So Kevin drove the car near the bank.Old Bridge is a small city, you can see the side at a glance, so it is difficult to find a parking spot along the way.

Kevin pulled over the car and parked on the road. In order to avoid getting a ticket, he confessed to Thor: "Thor, do me a favor. I have something to deal with. If you see the traffic police coming, you must call me."

"Okay," Thor nodded solemnly, "What is a traffic policeman?"

"That's it", Kevin thought for a while, searched out a picture from his phone, handed it to Thor, and then went in.There weren't many people in the bank, but all the security guards were armed with live ammunition. As expected of New Mexico, they had the demeanor of neighboring Mexico.

"Aris, the police are here, run!" Thor suddenly broke into the bank and shouted at Kevin.

The people in the bank were stunned for a moment. A lady wearing a blue flannel hat reacted first. She let out a scream and then fled with her bloated skirt. Other customers followed suit and fled one after another. After leaving the bank, several security guards surrounded Kevin.

"Listen to my explanation." Kevin quickly waved his hands, "This is a misunderstanding..."

Before Kevin could finish speaking, he was slapped from behind by a security guard with an electric baton and fell to the ground.Several security guards punched and kicked Kevin, who was paralyzed by electric shocks. No one dared to deal with Thor first, because he was stronger.

"What are you doing?" Thor rushed over to push aside a few security guards, roaring angrily.

A security guard swung an electric baton at him, and he grabbed his hand and pressed it to the man's leg. The other security guards could not help but retreat a few meters away and raised their guns.

"Bang!" After a gunshot, everyone was startled.

"Hand over all the money!" Several robbers rushed into the bank suddenly. Since they were all wearing masks, they couldn't tell who said what they just said.

Two robbers pointed their guns at the salesperson in the bank, and the other two yelled for everyone else to get on the ground.Several security guards shrank under the table in fright, trembling.

Kevin struggled to wake up. He saw Thor standing upright, unwilling to obey the gangsters' words and squatting down. At that moment, Kevin believed that he really saw the proud Thor.

"Thor!" Kevin yelled in a low voice, beckoning him not to force it.Just being knocked down by those security guards with electric batons, Kevin hasn't fully recovered yet, so he can't deal with several robbers at the same time.

A robber came over and slammed Thor's knee joint from behind with a gun. Thor didn't guard against it, and suddenly knelt down.

"Stupid humans, how dare you attack Thor!" Thor yelled and stood up, throwing off the two robbers who were holding him down, then grabbed their collars and slammed their heads together .

The Bird of Paradise in the previous unit added some background. The Bird of Paradise actually symbolizes the siren.

The siren siren comes from ancient Greek myths and legends. In the myth, she is shaped as a sea monster with a human face and a bird body. She flies on the sea and has a singing voice like the sounds of nature. She often seduces passing navigators with her singing and makes the ship run aground. When it sank, the crew became the siren's lunch.