[comprehensive] fake magician

"Hi everyone, this is White Sands National Park in New Mexico. Just last night, an extremely rare aurora appeared over this desolate desert..." The anchor lady flung her flowing hair coquettishly, and smiled back at the camera .

"Christina, this is a science documentary, not a landscape blockbuster, read it as it was written!" The director reminded in a low voice beside the camera.

"There was a rumor in Old Bridge today that an artificial satellite crashed in the desert. This rumor spread like wildfire in New Mexico, so we made a special trip to the site for an interview..." At that time, the anchor lady noticed that the director had been using exaggerated gestures, she quickly turned her head and smiled awkwardly, "But this place has been blocked by a group of mysterious men in black..."

"What are you doing! Let me in! The public has the right to know the truth...ah!!!" Several chaotic shots appeared on the TV screen, followed by a burst of laughter.

"Dear audience, due to the obstruction of this group of men in black who claim to be the National Land Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau, we were not able to enter the scene of the incident, but from the outside, the ground has been smashed down to the size of a football field. pit", the anchor lady picked up the wig and pressed it on her head in embarrassment, "We will follow up, and our anchor Christina will report for you!"

Hearing a "pop", Clint turned off "Unsolved Mysteries of the World" at eight o'clock. He turned his head and smiled and said to Coulson, "How did such a poor female anchor get into the TV station? It’s not Xiaomi who is the director of a certain station.”

"Oh, I know this female anchor. She used to be a reporter, and she became an anchor because of Stark's relationship." Coulson smiled helplessly, and Christina made Stark a lot of trouble.

"It turned out to be Stark, his aesthetics of women has always been like this", Clint couldn't help laughing.

"Yeah," Coulson couldn't help thinking of Pepper, who was promoted by Stark to be the CEO of Stark Industries. Stark didn't know how to cherish such a good woman by his side.

But Coulson suddenly realized that Clint never spoke ill of others behind his back before, "Clint, are you mocking Stark because he and Kevin..."

"Those people from the TV station will never believe that the thing that smashed such a big hole in the ground is actually a big hammer!" Before Coulson could finish speaking, Clint quickly changed the subject.

"This is not an ordinary hammer." Coulson frowned. He has never encountered such an incredible thing since he entered S.H.I.E.L.D. Can't tell what it's made of."

"Do you think the abnormal climate in New Mexico has something to do with it?" Clint poked his head out of the tent. It was so strange that there was so much rain in the vast desert in May.

"Very likely," Coulson nodded, "By the way, where did Kevin go?"

"One of his uncles named Eric called him. It seems that our people confiscated their astronomical research data and instruments." Clint tilted his head and patted his left ear, pouring the Rainwater poured from the right ear.

"It's Dr. Foster and Dr. Shavik." Coulson rested his hand on his chin. "This is an order from Director Fury, so I can't return the data to them yet."

"You belong with me..." Clint's ringtone rang for Kevin's call, which was Taylor Swift's new album last year.Clint quickly picked up the phone.

"Hmm, it's only been a few hours apart," Coulson smiled and shook his head.

"Kevin is in trouble," Clint said seriously. "He was taken away by the police and is now in the detention center."

"Detention center!" Coulson couldn't help but exclaimed, "How did he get in?"

"The charge is robbing the bank and assaulting the police..." Clint spread his hands, "It must be a mistake!"

"Oh my god, let's go and bail him out." Coulson had a surprised expression on his face. Like Clint, he never believed that Kevin could do these things.

"A handcuffed man broke in and injured several of our agents!" An agent ran into the tent in a panic to report.

"What!" Clint immediately grabbed the bow and arrow, and rushed out with Coulson.

[Three hours later, in the detention center]

"Why are you here now?" Kevin looked at Clint with aggrieved eyes, his eyes were red.

"A lunatic broke into the blockade and wanted to take the hammer away, which delayed us for some time. Coulson is still dealing with it now," Clint quickly explained, "Wait, what happened to your face? ? Did these cops beat you up?"

"It wasn't them, it was the security guard in the bank." Kevin sighed depressingly, "By the way, the lunatic you're talking about is Thor?"

"You know him?" Clint asked suspiciously.

"I am here thanks to him!" Kevin wanted to cry but had no tears.

[Eight hours ago, on the empty streets of Jiuqiao City]

"Sorry, I can only bring some instruments back," Kevin explained to Eric with a smile.

"These are enough for us to continue our research, thank you so much", Eric patted Kevin on the shoulder excitedly, and then moved the instrument to Jane's car.

"You don't need to be so polite, it's nothing," Kevin smiled shyly, "It may take a while before those data bureaus will return them to you. I'm just a newcomer, so..."

"And my ipad!" The female assistant wearing a pair of thick-rimmed glasses complained softly while arranging the equipment.

"That's enough, don't mention your ipad anymore," Jane Foster stopped the female assistant, and then showed a grateful smile to Kevin.

"You've helped us a lot, and I'm very glad to have such a reliable nephew like you," Dr. Shavik pulled Kevin aside, pointed to the handsome blond guy beside Jane who was looking around and whispered, "Kevin, I would like to ask you one more thing. That is Jane's cousin. We are going to collect data. It is really inconvenient to take him with us. Can you take care of him for a long time? We should be back soon. "

"No problem, I've already asked for a day off," Kevin agreed without thinking, he had no idea that the guy would get him into such a big trouble.

"He just came out of a mental hospital, so his mind is a little abnormal, you have to pay more attention!" Eric leaned close to Kevin's ear and whispered.

"The brain is not normal... so pitiful", Kevin turned his head to look at the tall, strong and extremely handsome guy, and couldn't help but feel a little sorry in his heart, but he was relieved soon, it seems that God is fair to everyone .

"Jane, let's go, as long as your cousin can be taken care of by Kevin." Dr. Shavik forcibly dragged the beautiful Jane into the cab.

"Hi, my name is Daisy Louise, I think I've seen you somewhere before." The bespectacled beauty who came over to strike up a conversation bit her finger, thinking hard, "By the way, you are the same as the magician flame boy who was popular for a while. Very similar!"

"Haha, I'm the flame boy." Kevin heard the name "Daisy Louise", and couldn't help but look her up and down. It turned out that the girl with a hot figure in front of him was the one Eric mentioned at the beginning. Just the female assistant who filled the entire back seat.

Of course Kevin knew that Eric's words were white lies, but he still couldn't help laughing when he saw Daisy in person.

"Cool, can you sign me?" Daisy handed over her sketchbook and asked curiously, "How did you end up in that Homeland Strategic Defense Offensive and Logistics Agency full of assholes?"

"Huh?" Kevin was taken aback by the question.

"Can you tell me about your experience? I'm a political science major, and I'm very interested in your bureau." Daisy blinked her big beautiful eyes, with an expectant expression on her face.

"I thought you were an astronomy major." Kevin handed over the notebook and smiled awkwardly.

"Daisy, hurry up!" Eric couldn't help urging in the car.

"Understood," Daisy replied impatiently, and said to Kevin regretfully, "There is no time now, let's talk slowly next time."

"Okay," Kevin waved his hand to signal goodbye.

After Jane looked at her "cousin" reluctantly, she drove the car away under Eric's nagging urging, and the rear of the car kicked up a cloud of dust on the vast desert.

"Hi, I'm Thor." The handsome blond guy extended his hand friendly and smiled kindly.

"I'm Ares," Kevin passed his hand over, complaining silently in his heart, "You're the god of thunder, and I'm still the god of war."

"Ares, nice to meet you." Thor, who had never heard of Greek mythology, squeezed Kevin's hand and shook it vigorously.

"Me too..." Kevin forced a smile, and withdrew his hand that was about to fall apart. Now he believed Eric's words a little bit.

"Then, Ares, can you take me to the Rainbow Bridge? If you help me return to Asgard, I will definitely thank you." Thor looked at the deep sky and sighed, with a smile in his eyes. Show endless nostalgia.

Kevin followed Thor's gaze and saw nothing. His thinking was indeed beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

"Asgard?" The two men in black poked Thor's back, "You mean you came from an alien planet?"

"Asgard is not an alien planet, it is the uppermost realm of the Nine Realms." Thor turned his head and looked at the two men in black wearing sunglasses. He finally met a slightly smarter human being. "Who are you?" ?”

"J and K!"