[comprehensive] fake magician

"Well", Clint didn't feel that much pain when he fell, and he opened his eyes only to find that Kevin had padded him.

After being touched by Clint, Kevin snorted. Fortunately, the steel plate in his body was not removed, or the bones must have been broken. "Clint, let me tell you, it's you who should lose weight." Wen Fei said vigorously.

Embarrassed, Clint rolled over and sat up on his side.He wanted to pull Kevin up from the grass, but he stopped suddenly.A breeze blew gently, blowing Clint a little dazed, he stared at Kevin's charming eyes, like two blue lakes, seemed to melt him.Clint still remembers the day at the zoo, when Kevin suddenly passed out on Bear Mountain, and he gave Kevin artificial respiration. At that time, he only felt that Kevin's bloodless face made him a little worried.At this moment, Clint felt completely attracted, he leaned down and couldn't help but kiss Kevin.

Kevin noticed the strangeness in Clint's eyes. His heart was beating very fast. Although he ran too fast and stopped suddenly, and his heartbeat hadn't slowed down yet, he knew the real reason was Clint.But this time, Kevin's brain did not become blank. On the contrary, he suddenly had a familiar feeling. Although he could not open his eyes under the stimulation of strong sunlight at that time, but now Clint is under the sunlight. The gentle movements made him clearly recall the scene at that time.

But both of them forgot that there was a Rottweiler beside them. Just when Clint's kiss was about to touch Kevin's lips, the Rottweiler suddenly came over and licked it with its wet tongue. He licked the faces of both of them.

"Damn it!" Kevin immediately got up from the grass, wiped the drool from the Rottweiler on his mouth in disgust, and poohed several times. He wanted to die now.

Clint sat up annoyed, and the Rottweiler tensed up under his stare, purring characteristically when canines were disturbed, and even barked twice from time to time.

"Clint, let's go", Kevin was distracted, his mood was terrible, he used up a whole pack of tissues, and still felt the smell of the Rottweiler's saliva on his mouth.The only thing Kevin wants to do now is to go home and rinse his mouth several times.

"Okay", Clint stood up, ignored the dog, his first kiss was ruined like this, oh, it wasn't the first kiss, it was the first kiss with a man, but it's important, isn't it?

Kevin walked in front without saying a word, and Clint followed silently. The Rottweiler followed them for five blocks before reluctantly returning to his home.

"Are you angry?" Clint finally couldn't help asking, and Kevin just shook his head in front of him in response.

"Not angry..." Clint stepped forward, but found a painful expression on Kevin's face, so he put his hands on Kevin's shoulders and asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?" Kevin still just shook his head. Shaking his head, he didn't speak.

"Kevin, I just... didn't mean it," Clint began incoherently, "I mean, I kissed you on purpose... no, from the heart, I just didn't notice that dog was there. You Whatever is on your mind, say it."

"Don't talk to me, I just don't want to swallow my saliva." Kevin spat a big mouth towards the side of the road, and then looked at Clint helplessly.He was trying to hold back until he got home, and Clint made him a badass.

"So it's like this..." Clint smiled awkwardly, and the worries just now were swept away.

When he got home, Kevin went straight to the bathroom, wanting to squeeze out the whole bucket of toothpaste.When Kevin was finally satisfied with the cleaning effect, he pushed open the door, only to find that Clint had been waiting outside with his arms folded, with the toe of one foot still tapping the ground.

"Kevin, it's time to continue the training just now." Clint had put on a serious expression.

The two returned to the training ground. The atmosphere was a bit awkward at first, but both of them quickly put themselves into hard training.After training, Kevin went into the bathroom.With the ice crystals on the ring temporarily suppressing the curse, it's nice to be able to touch the water freely, especially if you're sweaty after training.

Just as Kevin was rinsing off the lather, Clint barged in, making a beeline for the shower.Kevin could see that Clint was in the shower because he was only wrapped in a towel.Sweat was flowing between Clint's uneven muscles, and he was very imposing. He completely ignored Kevin's surprised gaze, pushed open the glass door of the shower room, and stood directly under the shower, as if Kevin didn't exist.

"Clint", Kevin couldn't help stretching out his right hand and shaking Clint's eyes, "You can see me, right?"

"I'm not blind," Clint replied impatiently with half-closed eyes, while pouring some of Kevin's sports shower gel on the bath cotton, rubbing it vigorously a few times, and evenly Daub it all over your body, as if showing the beautiful lines of your muscles.

"Then why do you..." Kevin suddenly felt that his thinking and Clint's thinking seemed to be completely out of the same dimension.

"I don't think you'll mind," Clint interrupted Kevin, raising his hand to smooth his wet hair, letting them obediently put into a wild style.

"I don't mind", Kevin thought that Clint probably couldn't wait to wash first, so he pushed open the glass door and was about to leave the shower.

"Why do you leave if you don't mind? Come on, the space here is big enough for the two of us to wash together." Clint grabbed Kevin and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'm just here to take a shower. I won't eat you."

"OK", Kevin retreated to the position just now, waiting for Clint to wash off the foam on his body.However, since Kevin is a relatively conservative person, he was still a little uncomfortable with the scene of two men taking a bath together, so he closed his eyes and hummed a little tune in his heart to divert his attention.

"Nothing bothers us now," Clint suddenly turned his head after washing off the foam on his body, hugged Kevin's face, and kissed it fiercely.

Kevin opened his eyes at first, annoyed, but he quickly sank in too, unable to help himself respond to Clint's eager kiss.After a long while, Clint let go of Kevin, showing a charming smile, "I can feel that it's not the first time you've kissed, but it's still very stiff and needs more training."

"Hey, Clint, you liar, you just said you were only in the shower," Kevin complained, but he was also smiling.

"You close your eyes, I thought you were implying me to kiss you." Clint spread his hands and made an innocent expression.He grabbed the bath towel and wiped off the water droplets on his body, then went out humming a little tune.

Kevin shook his head, took a handful of cold water and wiped his face to wake himself up.

The three-day vacation became very long due to hard training and other reasons. At the end of the third day of training, Clint suddenly said to Kevin, "Hey, Kevin, you don't have to work so hard. Yes, Agent Coulson is in charge of the newcomer training this time, he has a good relationship with me, I can talk to him and let him take care of you properly."

Seeing the angry expression on Kevin's face, Clint immediately patted Kevin on the shoulder and said, "I'm sorry, just pretend I didn't say it, I didn't expect you to be such an upright person."

"Clint, what makes me angry is why didn't you say it earlier?" Kevin said through gritted teeth, "By the way, does Agent Coulson have anything he likes in particular?"

"It's very common, but super difficult to get. Coulson is a die-hard Captain America fan. He has a lot of original Captain America cards, but it's a pity that they don't have all of them." When Clint said this, he didn't expect Kevin to happen to be able to There is a set, and it is complete.

Kevin showed an evil smile, and immediately under Clint's surprised eyes, he dug out a wooden box from the box under the bed, and took out a whole set of first-version Captain America cards from it, in Clint's His eyes flickered, "I want to do a good deed of resolutely giving up the beauty of an adult, and Agent Coulson will definitely think that I am a good person!"

Clint stuck out his tongue. He knew it wasn't good, but it would allow Coulson to fulfill his wish for many years, and Kevin didn't have to suffer so much during the training of newcomers, so he just turned a blind eye. Only eyes.

On the day of the newcomer training, Kevin couldn't find a chance to spend time alone with Coulson. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and decided to go all out to overcome the difficulties in front of him.

Sure enough, when Kevin showed the whole set of first-version Captain America cards, Coulson's eyes widened.He was originally a wise and calm man, but Captain America was his Achilles heel.

Coulson happily accepted the card, kissed Kevin on the cheek excitedly in front of several newcomers, said a dozen "thank you" in a row, and completely forgot what the director explained.

All the newcomers cast contemptuous glances at Kevin, but because Agent Coulson was in a good mood, they followed suit, so there was less disgust in their eyes towards Kevin.

But the incident finally came to light during a break in training, when Agent Coulson was delighted to show Hill and the others his new collection.When Nick Fury passed by, Coulson didn't react. He ignored the hints in Hill's eyes and excitedly showed the card to Mr. Director, thinking that it was also one of his colleagues. He didn't see Nick Fury until he looked up. Fury's face was veined with anger.

"Kevin Snow, it seems that you are very good at winning people's hearts." Nick Fury came to a group of newcomers in person, and his powerful aura frightened them so much that they dared not breathe out.

"I just..." Kevin didn't dare to look into Nick Fury's eyes at all, complaining silently in his heart.Clint told him that Coulson was a calm and wise man, and he couldn't see it at all.

"It's just reluctant to give up, the beauty of adults?" Nick Fury smiled, but his smile was tinged with coldness, which made everyone's backs shiver. "From now on, all the training items for new recruits, Agent Snow Twice the amount must be done!"

The newcomers are starting to sympathize with Kevin now, and those projects are almost killing them all.

"But..." Kevin bit his lip, and what Nick Fury gave him was a completely impossible task.

Nick Fury sneered, "No but, you can do anything, can't you?"

In the following time, Kevin has been doing training, and Nick Fury came to supervise from time to time, so Coulson could only look at Kevin with great apology, and then quietly reduce the amount of training for everyone, so as to reduce Kevin's training. Twice the total amount of training, but Coulson's efforts are only equivalent to a drop in the bucket.

"Director..." Agent Hill couldn't stand it any longer. She just wanted to speak for Kevin, but Nick Fury stopped her with a wave of his hand.Hill walked out of the chief's office and called Clint.

Clint was doing shooting training at this time. He rushed back to S.H.I.E.L.D. after receiving the call. He squatted silently and wiped the sweat of Kevin who was doing push-ups, and then went straight to the director's office.

Soon Clint came back, and he got down next to Kevin and did push-ups together, which were twice as much as Kevin's.Just now, Clint confessed in the director's office that he was the one who asked Coulson to take care of Kevin.

Hill looked at the pair of brothers and sisters doing training side by side, and stroked his forehead helplessly. She originally thought that Clint would have a good idea, but she didn't expect that it would just make the director even more angry.