[comprehensive] fake magician

When Clint drove Kevin to the Empire State Building, there was a long queue in front of the ticket window, but people were daunted. They obviously couldn't catch the sunset, because there was still a long queue in front of the elevator entrance in the building.

"I'll take you there next time." Clint looked up regretfully at the top of the Empire State Building, which was dyed golden by the sun, "The sunset on the Empire State Building is beautiful, it is a beauty that shocks the soul .”

"Do you like the Empire State Building because standing on the top of the building will give you a feeling of overlooking the world?" Kevin asked curiously. He knew that Clint was a man with great ambitions.

"No, that's because standing on the shoulders of giants, we can realize our own insignificance," Clint replied in a deep tone.

Kevin gave a thumbs up, and Clint smiled sheepishly. He noticed that Kevin's short brown hair was plated with a layer of gold in the afterglow of the setting sun, which made Kevin's face haggard from the curse. A little more sunshine.

"Where are we going next, how about going to see a movie in Times Square?" Clint put on his sunglasses and got on that cool motorcycle.

"I think it's time for me to start training?" Although Kevin had a good time with Clint, the training of newcomers was always stuck in his heart like a big stone.

"Haha, don't regret it." Clint turned his head, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth inadvertently,

"We can go to my house. There is a wide enough training field in the apartment I rent, so I don't have to go back to S.H.I.E.L.D. to squeeze with them," Kevin suggested.

"Okay, you drive the motorcycle." Clint got off the motorcycle, and then put a helmet on Kevin, "Ride slowly, no one will chase us after us."

"Understood..." Kevin smirked, and as soon as Clint got on the motorcycle, he slammed on the accelerator, and the motorcycle sped away like a gust of wind.

Once at the apartment, Kevin drove the motorcycle straight into the garage, next to his old Ford.Clint got out of the car a little dizzy, with two takeaways in his hand, "Kevin, you're seriously speeding!"

"Don't forget that we are agents", Kevin replied nonchalantly, and Bond in 007 didn't know how many times he exceeded the speed.

"But we're not on a mission." Clint followed Kevin into the living room, sat down on the sofa, and handed two takeaways to Kevin, "You eat, I can't eat any more!"

"Eat a little bit, I have to ask you to guide me later, that's physical work." Kevin realized that he had gone too far just now, and rubbed Clint's shoulders attentively.Clint rested for a while rubbing his forehead, then heroically grabbed a hamburger and stuffed it into his mouth, but he soon realized that the cheese in the hamburger was quite to his liking.

"Let's start training!" After Kevin finished eating the hamburger, Clint spoke. He looked serious, as if the iron-blooded instructor mode had been activated.But when Clint entered the practice field, his keen eyes quickly noticed the four cameras.

"Oh, it was left by the owner. It used to be a warehouse, so cameras were installed," Kevin explained. "Because it would cost a lot to disassemble, I left them here."

"What does this warehouse do that needs four cameras?" Clint stared at these conspicuous cameras suspiciously. Although they looked bulky, they were of superior technology and quality, just like the ones used by S.H.I.E.L.D. kind.

"I don't know... I don't care about this either," Kevin shrugged, he hadn't realized that his every move was under the surveillance of the leader.

In the next few hours, Clint passed all the newcomer training courses of S.H.I.E.L.D. to Kevin. Kevin took it seriously. After all, he didn't want to be too embarrassing during the newcomer training.

At the same time, Director Nick Fury and Agent Coulson were watching Kevin's training in the monitoring room of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Find some time to go to Agent Snow's apartment to deal with those monitors, and then deactivate them. Now that he is ours, it's not good to do this again." Nick Fury looked at the monitor screen and said to Detective Coulson beside him ordered, "Be nice, and completely destroy that hidden circuit!"

"It's not very good, then you still watch..." Coulson murmured silently in his heart, but of course he would not show anything on the surface, "Director, you have a good vision, Kevin Snow is very self-motivated, and the holiday just started It's been training since the beginning."

Nick Fury nodded in satisfaction. Just as he was about to boast a few words, he heard Kevin complaining to him from the bug, and his face instantly turned cloudy.Nick Fury turned his head and said to Coulson in a cold tone, "Kevin Snow is far behind the rookies of the same class. You must be strict with him during the training!"

Coulson nodded, he knew what the director meant.It seems that those cameras must be dismantled as soon as possible, so as not to make the director angry.

At the end of the last class, Kevin lay on the ground tired and couldn't get up again.

"Kevin, you can rest, but not here!" Clint knelt down and wiped the sweat from Kevin's forehead.

"Just let me sleep here. I really can't get up. It's the first time I feel so comfortable lying on the ground." Kevin closed his eyes and lay motionless on the ground, like a dead person.

"It's going to catch a cold. Although it's a semi-basement, it's still very damp." Clint hugged Kevin from behind and dragged him towards the bedroom. Kevin had to struggle to stand up, and the two of them disappeared into the room at the same time. in the surveillance video.

"Clint, you can sleep here tonight, I'll sleep on the small bed next door," Kevin said, pointing to the bed in his bedroom.

"This bed is so big, why don't we sleep together?" Clint lay on one side of the bed, leaving more than half of the space.

"If you don't mind..." Kevin said while unbuttoning the top button to let the heat escape. In fact, what he wants most now is to sleep on his soft bed. The plank bed was a little harder, and he never slept well on it.

"Of course I don't mind." Clint smiled, showing a row of neat and clean teeth. He stood up and walked to the bathroom, "I'll take a shower first!"

Kevin took out a quilt from the closet and threw it on Clint's side. Then he lay on the bed and fell asleep soundly without unbuttoning his clothes.Clint came out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel. Seeing Kevin like this, he shook his head helplessly. He had to turn Kevin over, took off his shoes and socks, and unbuttoned his clothes.

Kevin was woken up by Clint's movements, but he was too sleepy to move, so he let Clint help him fix it and cover him with the quilt.

"Ding ding ding..." When Kevin was still dreaming, he was woken up by a ringtone that reminded him of death. Although he couldn't remember the specific content of the dream, he knew it was a good dream because a large piece of the pillow was wet. It's all his saliva.

Kevin raised his eyes and took a look. It was only six o'clock in the morning. He reached out and grabbed the alarm clock angrily, but no matter what he did, the alarm clock didn't mean to stop.It wasn't until Kevin threw the alarm clock out the door angrily that he realized that the ringtone was actually from Clint's cell phone.

Kevin turned around, and the bed was empty.He reaches for Clint's phone and turns off the ringer.Before putting the phone down from his hand, Kevin closed his eyes again and fell asleep, continuing his sweet dream just now.He suddenly felt cold, so he touched the quilt subconsciously, but was pushed under the bed by a pair of powerful hands.

"Kevin, look at what time it is now. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s newcomer training starts at six, and you're already half an hour late!" Clint was wearing a beautiful black leather jacket, with one hand sticking Wardrobe, standing next to Kevin's bed in good spirits.

"Oh, I must have masochistic tendencies when I joined S.H.I.E.L.D.!" Kevin rubbed his aching back, groped to stand up from the floor.

"Put on your clothes and come out!" Clint dug out a clean tracksuit from the closet and threw it at Kevin.

"I think I still need to take a shower." Kevin smelled the sweat on his body and frowned. He was too tired last night and hadn't taken a shower yet.

"No need, we have to go for a run later!" Clint walked out of the bedroom quickly, and he smelled a burnt steak.

When Kevin got dressed and came out of the bedroom, he found a sumptuous breakfast on the dining table, including milk, fried eggs, fried steak, pancakes, oatmeal, etc., "Wow, you made it all of?"

"Of course," Clint smiled, watching Kevin stuff a pancake into his mouth, "I don't like the food outside, it's greasy."

"Why don't you eat?" Kevin found Clint staring at him, a little uncomfortable.

"I've already eaten, these are all yours," Clint said, looking at his watch, "You have 5 minutes!"

"So many? It's impossible!" Kevin protested dissatisfiedly, he is not a big eater.

"This is an order!" Clint looked at Kevin in a different way of staring at his prey, and he squeezed his two palms together, making a crisp sound.Kevin knew that Clint was on the body of the iron-blooded instructor again, so he stuffed the pancake into his mouth vigorously.

"There will be high-intensity training next, so you must replenish enough energy," Clint explained, picking up a knife and fork, and began to help Kevin cut the steak. If Kevin eats the whole steak like a pancake If swallowed, there will be serious problems.

Kevin managed to wipe all the food on the table like a storm, wiped his mouth carelessly, and followed Clint out for a run.But it was impossible for him to keep up with Clint in this situation.

Clint turned his head angrily, looking at Kevin who was still a long way away from him.He squatted down and picked up a stone, "Kevin, if you don't run faster, I will take extraordinary measures!"

"I protest, try carrying a bag of steel plates on your body, can you run so fast!" Kevin gritted his teeth, but at most he could only keep his speed from slowing down, and it was impossible to speed up.

Clint silently threw the rock behind Kevin, hitting a Rottweiler squarely on the back. "Wow, woof, woof..." The angry Rottweiler ran towards Kevin and Clint with its mouth open.

Kevin only glanced back, and immediately the adrenaline surged, and he flew like an arrow off the string, until he reached a tree one kilometer away. Climb some distance, with both legs gripping the trunk tightly.The Rottweiler kept barking wildly below, trying to jump up and bite Kevin's leg.Kevin looked up to find Clint on the branch above, smirking at him and holding out a hand.

"Clint, you're an asshole!" Kevin growled at Clint.He didn't even have a chance to catch his breath just now, but now he finally has a chance to scold.

Clint withdrew his hand silently, Kevin looked at the Rottweiler under the tree that was about to jump up and reach him, and had to lower his head, "Clint, I don't want to be vaccinated against rabies, pull me away Go up!"

"Climb up by yourself." Clint lifted his sunglasses up, folded his hands, and stood on the branch to act cool.

"I can't climb trees..." Kevin scolded Clint with all the curse words he could think of in his heart, and then gritted his teeth and said, "Clint, I take back what I just said, I was wrong..."

"That's about the same," Clint stretched out his hand again, pulling Kevin up with difficulty, "I think you should lose weight!"

"You know it's the weight of a steel plate, but I'm a standard figure." Kevin couldn't help but give Clint a blank look, "What should we do now, we can't stay here forever."

"Look at me," Clint pulled out a slightly battered steak from a small plastic strap and tossed it to the Rottweiler.As soon as the Rottweiler finished eating his steak, he turned his attitude 180 degrees and started wagging his tail under a tree.

"Good job!" Kevin exclaimed happily.

"Crunch!" Kevin and Clint heard a strange voice at the same time, and both of them had a bad premonition.

"Ah!!!" The branch couldn't bear the weight of the two people and broke suddenly, and Kevin and Clint fell from the tree at the same time.