Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Just when Han Xiao knocked "?" without knowing why, Chu Ze, who was still frozen in place, also reacted.

The hotel must be a serious hotel, not serious...

It should be people.

"Shi Hanyi!"

After clearing his mind, Chu Ze gritted his teeth and shouted in a low voice.

"what are you doing!?"

"...??!"

Hearing his sudden low shout, Shi Hanyi who was leisurely stretching in the bathroom was startled violently.

"I'm... I'm taking a shower?"

Although he didn't know what Chu Ze was getting nervous about, but since he asked, Shi Hanyi still responded cautiously and candidly.

"is it not OK?"

When I came in to take a shower with my clothes in my arms, you witnessed the whole process, big brother!

If there is anything that can't be said in advance, you have to wait for him to start washing before howling?

In the bathroom, feel the warm water on your body.

Shi Hanyi, who had just wet his body and had no time to make any further movements, narrowed his eyes, suddenly vigilant in his heart.

Could it be that……

"Do you have to pay for the shower, Mr. Chu?"

So you didn't open your mouth until I started washing, and made up your mind to kill me?

...Can't you? ?

Shi Hanyi was shocked by his own brain hole.

Anyway, it is also a five-star hotel, how to say it is also a presidential suite, so you don't have to search for an extra charge for even taking a shower! ?

Taking a step back, even if taking a bath is an extra charge, given how rich Mr. Chu is, he probably wouldn't bother with him for such a small amount of money?

Just when Shi Hanyi was shocked, in the living room outside, Chu Ze was also shocked by Shi Hanyi's brain circuit.

"...no extra charge for showering."

Squeezing between his brows with a headache, Chu Ze spoke directly, making up his mind not to give Shi Hanyi a chance to distort.

"Why don't you draw the curtain in the shower??"

Hi, it turned out to be this.

Shi Hanyi, who thought something was wrong, heaved a sigh of relief.

"You don't know that, do you?" Shi Hanyi in the bathroom raised his eyebrows triumphantly.

The glass bathroom wall stood there so brightly that he couldn't see it unless he was blind.

Regarding the issue of the possibility of running out, Shi Hanyi specifically consulted Han Xiao before washing, and he came to wash after getting a positive reply.

Although Shi Hanyi had just learned the answer, it did not prevent him from showing off his cup filling in front of Chu Ze.

"Mr. Chu, the glass wall in the bathroom is made of electroplated glass."

"Did you know that electroplated glass looks transparent on the outside, but in fact, you can't see what's inside when you're outside!"

Shi Hanyi twisted his waist and raised his buttocks, taking a coquettish pose.

"So there is electroplated glass, so you don't need to pull the curtains, and you don't have to worry about the problem of running out! Hahahahaha."

"...?"

Plated glass? ?

Chu Ze, who still had his back to the bathroom, froze for a moment.

As a boss who travels all the year round and has top-end accommodation, Chu Ze is certainly not unfamiliar with such things as electroplated glass.

To be precise, the glass wall of the bathroom in the presidential suite uses "electromagnetic liquid crystal dimming glass". A layer of liquid crystal film is sandwiched between the two layers of glass. It is transparent when it is powered on, and frosted when it is powered off.

Could it be that just now, Shi Hanyi cut off the electricity of the liquid crystal film?

Chu Ze turned around suspiciously.

The purpose of entry is Shi Hanyi's coquettish silhouette in the bathroom.

Chu Ze: "...!!???"

Everyone in Chuze was numb.

Turning his head back in an instant, Chu Ze's voice was angry and anxious.

"Shi Hanyi!"

He said through gritted teeth.

"You didn't press the button on the glass wall!"

"!!???"

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi, who was still in a flattering posture, froze for a moment, then rushed to the glass wall and slapped the button down.

"Now, what now!?"

"..."

"...You pressed it, right?"

Chu Ze confirmed it worryingly.

After receiving Shi Hanyi's shameless and indignant affirmative answer, Chu Ze took a deep breath, turned his head sideways, and quickly glanced at the bathroom from the corner of his eye.

Looking at the already blurred glass wall, Chu Ze breathed a sigh of relief, his inexplicably tense heartstrings finally relaxed.

"It's turned into frosted glass."

"Oh," Shi Hanyi whispered, "That's good."

The sound outside the bathroom completely disappeared, and the bathroom also became quiet.

In the bathroom at this moment.

Shi Hanyi curled up in the bathtub that had just been filled with water, he buried his head halfway in the water, looking at the water submerged up to the tip of his nose, Shi Hanyi wrinkled his face, spitting water bubbles.

It's so embarrassing!

The skin on his body was thoroughly cooked due to shame and anger and the temperature of the surrounding water, Shi Hanyi curled up in the bathtub, only feeling that water vapor was constantly escaping from his head.

Why isn't Star Trek on yet? !

Shi Hanyi poked the duckling floating on the water, gnashing his teeth in his heart.

After losing such a big man, the earth is no longer suitable for him to survive!

He wants to carry the spaceship and rush out of the Milky Way overnight! ! !

At the same time, in the small living room outside the bathroom.

Chu Ze, who was no better than Shi Hanyi, was sitting stiffly on the sofa.

His brain was blank, the cpu for processing emotions and thinking was completely overloaded, the roots of his ears were so hot, and hot white steam was also puffing out of his head.

This guy……

In his mind, Shi Hanyi's silhouette in the bathroom just now kept reappearing.

Chu Ze frowned and kept suppressing it, but no matter how hard he tried, the silhouette in his mind could not be dissipated.

Shi Hanyi!

Gritting his teeth and chanting Shi Hanyi's name, Chu Ze, who was hit hard, was dazed and panicked at the moment.

Fortunately, the glass is not completely transparent when it is powered on, it is already a little frosted,

Fortunately, when he looked over, Shi Hanyi had already put hot water on for a while, and the bathroom had already been filled with steam.

otherwise……

Thinking about what might happen and what he saw, Chu Ze's brain became more and more confused.

Stop!

Chu Ze rubbed his ears, urgently stopping his chaotic thoughts.

It would be too rude to think about it any further.

What was he going to do just now...

His eyes swept over the red-skinned bananas on the coffee table, and Chu Ze paused for a moment, trying to calm down his overloaded brain.

Yes, give Shi Hanyi the banana back to his room.

Picking up the bag of fiery red bananas, which are said to be worth several hundred, Chu Ze put it on Shi Hanyi's bedside table.

Then, as if something was chasing after him, Chu Ze grabbed the phone and walked quickly back to his room.

"Buzz-buzz-"

It was not until Chu Ze, who had gradually calmed down after returning to his room, that he noticed the vibrating cell phone in his hand.

Frowning to unlock the phone, Chu Ze, who gradually regained his sanity, lowered his eyes and found that it was Han Xiao who was tirelessly sending him messages.

[Han Xiao]:?

[Han Xiao]:? ?

[Han Xiao]: What happened to you?

The moment he clicked into the chat box, the chat interface automatically moved up to the first unread message from Chu Ze.

[Han Xiao]: Someone posted a small yellow advertisement?Stuffing pornographic cards into your room?Or does someone come to your door and offer "extras"? ?

Han Xiao's shock can be seen from the text bubble.

[Han Xiao]: No way, I booked a decent hotel!

[Han Xiao]: Logically speaking, there would be no such things... Tsk, the service quality of this hotel is not good! !

Chu Ze: "..."

How did this guy know so clearly about the dishonest services in these hotels.

On the other side, Han Xiao's news is still popping out.

Seeing that the direction of the news has changed from eating melons to worrying, and from worrying to horror.

Looking at the message from Han Xiao, "Are you all right, do you want me to contact the hotel to break the door to save people??" Chu Ze, who was still a little stunned, came back to his senses and typed a reply with a guilty conscience.

[Chu]: No need

Chu Ze thought for a moment and concluded concisely.

[Chu]: It’s a misunderstanding

[Han Xiao]:? ? ?

……Misunderstand? ?

Looking at Chu Ze's reply which was far from the big picture, he was in another suite.

From Chu Ze's five words "non-decent hotel", he made up n big scenes in his brain. Han Xiao, who had already jumped off the bed and was about to rush to save people, blinked blankly.

outrageous.

What misunderstanding can be misunderstood like this? ?

Han Xiao, who intuitively felt that there must be something strange in it, frowned and asked tirelessly.

On the other hand, it was definitely impossible to tell this dishonest guy, Chu Ze, who told what he had just seen, sighed with a headache and began to change the subject.

[Chu]: Having said that, we have finished talking about the company, and Xiaolin’s flight tomorrow morning

...This guy, the excuse to change the subject is too blunt!

As Chu Ze's friend for many years, Han Xiao, who knew his "cold-faced straight man" attribute well, frowned in disgust.

After confirming that the "crisis" had been resolved, Han Xiao threw himself on the bed with confidence, and then replied to Chu Ze perfunctorily.

[Han Xiao]: Mmm, Secretary Lin is so dedicated! [thumbs up]

"..."

And then, gone?

On the other side, seeing that he didn't understand what he meant, Chu Ze, who had waited for a long time and didn't wait for the next sentence, hesitated for a moment, and spoke again.

[Chu]: What about you?

Han Xiao replied with a smile.

[Han Xiao]: I will stay and play with you guys!

[Han Xiao]: Don't think I'm not clear, my brother told me when I came out to play this time, you are using the public account!

[Han Xiao]: Old Chu, you've failed your studies!I didn't expect that you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would one day betray the revolution.jpg

Chu Ze: "..."

Seeing Han Xiao's excited speech, Chu Ze, who didn't understand why he was excited, had a headache.

He didn't understand that he and Han Xiao, as the only president and vice president of the Chu Corporation, held all the shares of the Chu Corporation.

This guy is so obsessed with "fake public affairs for personal gain" and "drilling his own loopholes", what is he trying to do?

[Chu]: Don't take the lead in disrupting our company's atmosphere without taking the public account.

Chu Ze has big heads.

[Chu]: I paid for the trip myself

Chu Ze hinted hard.

Although he didn't quite know what he was implying, at this moment, he hoped that Han Xiao could understand.

"..."

Looking at the reply Chu Ze sent him, Han Xiao, who knew it in seconds, had an instant painful expression.

Did Han Xiao understand? Han Xiao understood.

Is Han Xiao going to do it? Han Xiao is not going to do it.

[Han Xiao]: Ahahaha it's okay!

Pretending not to understand, Han Xiao typed with a smile on his face.

[Han Xiao]: I can pay for it myself!

[Chu]: ...

Not knowing why he was so persistent, and not knowing how to reply, Chu Ze responded with an ellipsis for the first time.

Looking at his ellipsis, Han Xiao was also very desperate.

He can't do anything!

During the New Year's Day holiday, the old man in the family was frantically urging the marriage. Now when he goes back, he will be arranged to have a blind date, and the blind date will last five to seven or eight times a day.

After finally running out under the pretext of official business, he didn't want to go back and face the hellish blind date scene!

Han Xiao, who was determined to stick to the end, sighed faintly.

Just when he was wondering how to talk to Chu Ze, the phone screen flashed, and a call from Chu Ze came.

"what happened?"

Chu Ze asked concisely.

"Where is your house...?"

"Woooooo!"

Seeing that he had already guessed it, Han Xiao simply did not hide it.

"Brother, you understand me!"

With a long sigh, Han Xiao said tearfully.

"My family is fine, but I was urged to marry again."

"As a successful person who is married and landed, please help me, my child doesn't want to go on a blind date!"

"Let me stay, brother, dear brother! You liked me even when you were young!!"

In order to be able to stay smoothly, Han Xiao spoke nonsense and did not choose what to say.

"I'm sure I won't disturb your date! I'll stay here as an assist for you!!"

Don't mention the dignity of a single dog to him, it's ridiculous!

He is not afraid of eating dog food, but also afraid of being a light bulb for this couple of dogs! ?

Han Xiao straightened his back, choked up with tears in his voice, and said with arrogance.

"Save the child!"

"Save the single dog!"

"Woooo!"

Chu Ze: "..."

Chu Ze was very embarrassed by his "date".

After several seconds of silence, Chu Ze cleared his throat amidst the faint sound of electric current, and spoke to clarify.

"It's not a date, we just come out to cultivate our sentiments."

Han Xiao: "..."

I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man, you are very bad, if you talk about cultivating your sentiments, isn't that just a date!

Han Xiao was shocked by such a euphemistic and literary statement.

Why do you want to deceive single dogs like this! !

The complaints in his heart returned to the complaints, thinking about his identity of "begging for help and being inferior to others", Han Xiao sighed, his voice was very faint.

"I understand, I understand, the tired smile of a single dog.jpg."

"..."

Chu Ze on the other end of the phone paused for a moment.

The reason why he was stunned was not just the classic old trough of "what do you know, don't just understand it there!".

It is because the emoji package "Single Dog's Smile.jpg" just now was not sent to him by Han Xiao from WeChat, but this guy pronounced it out of his mouth.

Chu Ze was shocked when he saw this posture for the first time.

Is it his illusion...

Chu Ze thought in a trance.

I always feel that since meeting Shi Hanyi, this guy has become even more outrageous!

While Chu Ze was in a trance, Han Xiao on the other end of the phone saw that he hadn't said anything for a long time. After hesitating for two seconds, Han Xiao spoke cautiously.

"Does the emperor have any orders? If not, the younger one will retreat?"

"...you wait first."

Forcibly ignoring Han Xiao's coquettish words, thinking about the sudden and inexplicable friendship between him and Shi Hanyi this afternoon, Chu Ze struggled for a moment, and then asked.

"You and Shi Hanyi, how did your relationship develop so quickly?"

Han Xiao: "...???"

The moment he heard this outrageous question, Han Xiao, who thought that Chu Ze had misunderstood him as a digger, was stunned.

After a long conversation, Han Xiao, who finally understood what he meant, heaved a sigh of relief, and said with a big wave of his hand.

"Simple, play a game!"

"For Brother Xiao, who is good at playing and loves to play...cough cough, for a serious game enthusiast like Brother Xiao, a shortcut to enhance the relationship is of course to play games together!"

Han Xiao lived up to his title of "assistant leader", he blah blah blah on the phone.

After accepting Han Xiao's series of classic provocative operations such as "flash to block the opponent", "play him blue/red if you love him", etc.

After hanging up the phone, Chu Ze took a deep breath and walked towards Shi Hanyi's room.

Knock on the door, get Shi Hanyi's permission, enter the room, and sit down on the small sofa opposite Shi Hanyi.

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's suspicious and cautious eyes, looking at Shi Hanyi's white, smooth, smooth and soft face after taking a shower, Chu Ze felt the delicate atmosphere in the room, and slowly took out his phone.

"Do you play games?"

"……what?"

Shi Hanyi, who was still in a daze of shame, managed to regain his senses.

"hit what?"

The melodious "TIMI" sounded, Chu Ze recalled the "stunt skills" taught to him by Han Xiao, and looked at Shi Hanyi solemnly.

"King."

……Um! ? ?

Sure enough, at the moment when the word "King" appeared, the expression on Shi Hanyi's face, who was sitting opposite Chu Ze, changed instantly.

The pink bubbles floating in the room disappeared in an instant, and the reserved and shy expression on Shi Hanyi's face also disappeared.

Instead, it is full of seriousness and earnestness, and the dislike that is still obvious despite efforts to hide.

"No way..."

Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze and smiled shyly, with a gentle yet firm voice.

"I think you have something to eat."

"..."

"?????"

Hearing that, before coming here, he had discussed countless possibilities with Han Xiao, but the Chuze people who never expected this result would be stupid.

Shi Hanyi hates him! ?

Although he is indeed very good...

But Shi Hanyi still dislikes his cooking when he is so good...

Is there any reason! ? ?

This guy doesn't play by the rules!

Chu Ze who was rejected "tactfully" was very confused.

The author has something to say:

Mr. Chu, No. 2 Vegetable Dog, was severely rejected by No. 1 Vegetable Dog!

Laughing to death, one of these two people proposed to play games in the atmosphere of pink bubbles, and the other mercilessly refused the invitation to play games, a natural couple, I suggest locking [dog head]