Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Shi Hanyi didn't know that his spoils - red bananas, had already been snatched by some bad thing who was just thinking about it.

After learning from Han Xiao that the red-skinned bananas cost hundreds of pounds per catty, Shi Hanyi immediately became serious.

He took the red-skinned banana back from Chu Ze's arms solemnly under the pretext of "How can the subordinate let the boss hold the fruit? I won't bother you with bananas!"

Although when the bananas were handed over, Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze's expression as if something was wrong, but since President Chu has a personality that doesn't speak usually, has a handsome face and sulks.

Shi Hanyi only thought that he was a little upset because he ordered him to hold bananas, and didn't think about it for a while.

After sharing the bananas with everyone, a group of hungry people headed towards the pre-booked restaurant.

During the banquet, Han Xiao straightened his back and delivered a series of extremely unimportant speeches and speeches.

"Hey, I owe a lot to the negotiation just now!"

"There are not many people who are both handsome and talented like me!"

"Obviously I can rely on my appearance to make a living, why should I rely on my strength, why!"

Listening to his chatting and farting, jumping around like a peacock on a stimulant, full of exciting remarks showing off.

Secretary Lin and Chu Ze, who had long been accustomed to his doggy appearance, turned a deaf ear to him and ate their food as if he was farting.

And in this interweaving of extreme stillness and extreme movement, only Shi Hanyi, who had never seen this scene before, couldn't bear it.

Driven crazy by Han Xiao's mental attack and noise pollution, Shi Hanyi looked up at Han Xiao and said unbearably.

"It's obvious that you can rely on your face to make a living, that's a matter of course, what does it have to do with you?"

As soon as the bar was released, the audience was silent.

Even Han Xiao couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and the whole person stood there in a daze.

Han Xiao wasn't angry. He was used to acting alone and having sex. It was the first time someone picked up on him. Even if he was stalked, Han Xiao was very happy.

He glanced at Shi Hanyi in shock, with an excited and admiring tone.

"As expected of a young brother, his views and thinking are still as fresh as ever!"

"..."

When Hanyi didn't know what he was happy about, he silently shut up.

Seeing that Han Xiao survived, both Secretary Lin and Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi in surprise.

At this moment, if the favorability can be realized, Shi Hanyi can see +1+1 continuously rising from the top of their heads, especially Secretary Lin's head.

It's amazing to be able to restrain this guy!

After eating, Han Xiao, who couldn't relax, suggested playing a small game.

Facing his proposal, among the four people, Assistant Lin and Chu Ze, two people who obviously don't play games, smiled and said nothing, while the other was expressionless, expressing their resistance with silence.

Just when Han Xiao was about to give up resentfully, Shi Hanyi actively responded to his suggestion.

"Okay, okay! But if it's just the two of us..."

Shi Hanyi blinked his peach blossom eyes, and took out his phone with great interest.

"Shall we play a game?"

"……Um?"

Han Xiao froze for a moment, then quickly reacted.

"No problem! What are you playing?"

Shi Hanyi smiled, and reservedly put forward his little idea that he had planned for a long time.

"How about the king?"

"Okay, number one!"

Han Xiao, who didn't know what was coming to him, waved his hand and said proudly.

"Come on, I'll take you!"

"Uh-huh!"

Shi Hanyi nodded excitedly.

Seeing how excited he was, Chu Ze, who was explaining the company affairs to Secretary Lin, paused for a moment, his ears pricked up slightly.

King... what is that?

While Chu Ze was thinking, Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao had successfully logged into the game.

"I honor the king!"

Proudly showing off his rank, Han Xiao looked at Shi Hanyi expectantly.

"Brother Xiao, what about you?"

"hold head high!"

Responding excitedly, Shi Hanyi also said proudly.

"I am stubborn bronze!"

"..."

Han Xiao: "???"

Suddenly, a bad premonition suddenly appeared in Han Xiao's heart.

He silently exited the ranked room that had already been opened, and turned to the entertainment bureau.

"The rank difference is too big to be a big deal, let's go matchmaking?"

"Uh-huh!"

Shi Hanyi accepted his invitation and gave him a vaccination before the game started.

"I'm not very good at playing, so..."

"Hi, it's all right!"

A mere match, a mere bronze rank!

Han Xiao responded in a big way, but he didn't know that he had already stepped into the abyss.

"Don't be afraid, I will take you!"

Seeing his determined and confident appearance, Shi Hanyi confidently pressed the start of the game.

10 minutes later--

"Brother Xiao, forget it, don't fight him, you can't beat him! Hey, look dead..."

"Endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sea and the sky! Brother Xiao, don't go, he is two and a half levels higher than you!! Sigh..."

"Brother Xiao--"

15 minutes later--

"Brother Xiao, you develop first. From now on, I will give you food in the wild, just don't fight!"

"I'm being ambushed, wait, don't come, brother Xiao doesn't need to save me, really! You run away!"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Two 10 minutes later—

"Brother Xiao, don't hit me wildly... Home, look back at our crystal, home is going to be gone!!!"

"Woooooooo..."

After finishing the game, Han Xiao was beaten into autism by Shi Hanyi successfully.

Han Xiao couldn't figure it out, Shi Hanyi obviously had a delicate and beautiful little white face, how could he play games with a reckless character of "look down on life and death, just pick up a knife"! ? ?

It's okay to be reckless, the key is to return the food.

Super ghost in 3 minutes, and lead his teammates to the first wave of group destruction in 5 minutes. Han Xiao killed as many people as Shi Hanyi sent to the opponent with all his strength.

After wave after wave of group extinctions, amidst the cheers and laughter of teammates expressing condolences to each other's genealogy, Han Xiao's family's crystal was successfully blown up, and Han Xiao's mentality also collapsed.

He didn't understand, it was just a bronze match, how could it be so difficult! !

"Is this the world of bronze..."

Staring at the void and losing focus, Han Xiao muttered to himself.

"The strong bronze man is so terrifying!"

Beside him, Shi Hanyi, who lost the game and was scolded, frowned, and turned off his phone in disgust.

"Why are you so good..."

Han Xiao: "!!???"

Hearing his whisper, Han Xiao's blood pressure soared instantly.

"What do you call me food!?"

The brows were raised high, and Han Xiao wanted to spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"If I hadn't tried my best to turn the tide just now, we would have been able to push the crystal flat by the opponent when we wiped out the wave in 5 minutes!"

"Besides, I'm still a late-stage hero. I'm not very strong in the early stage, so I can suppress the opponent and fight. If it weren't for the wave of little dragons in 7 minutes..."

Shi Hanyi's head hurts when he heard him babbling about a bunch of nouns.

"It does not matter!"

"What is important, what is important is the result!"

Shi Hanyi turned his fist into a palm and slapped the sofa, saying in a deep pained voice.

"And what is the result? The result is that we lost!"

"Oh, I lost..."

... Why did you lose? You don't have any clues in your heart! ! !

At this moment, Han Xiao's blood pressure is no longer simply soaring. He feels that his blood pressure has soared to the point that his heart and brain vessels are about to burst.

"I think so!!"

Taking a tactful glance at Shi Hanyi, seeing the friendship and friendship between the two, Han Xiao resisted the urge to hit someone, and said in a low voice.

"I don't think it should be my problem."

Give me a good reflection on your rubbish skills and reckless style of play! ! !

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi was stunned for a moment.

It's ok, I'll think about it.

Seeing this, Han Xiao finally felt better.

If you can reflect, there is still room for improvement...

Just when Han Xiao was moved that Shi Hanyi, a little bastard, could still be saved, he saw Shi Hanyi frowning and looking at him with disapproval.

He paused, and tried to speak tactfully.

"But I feel like it's your problem."

Han Xiao: "?????"

Han Xiao couldn't hold back anymore.

The two used the topic of "who is the food?" like elementary school students quarreling, and they came and went to have a big fight.

In the end, in the face of Shi Hanyi's ironclad evidence, Han Xiao was still defeated.

"Don't keep saying I'm a fool, learn to reflect on yourself."

"Others can lead me to lie down and win, why can't you carry the whole game to play [-]-on-[-], take me to play hard and take me to fly?"

"Still saying it's not your problem?"

"..."

Facing Shi Hanyi's speech, which is a classic dish dog who feels so good about himself, Han Xiao's mentality exploded, and he also found the key to the problem.

"Wait, who played the game with you and led you to win?"

Han Xiao glanced at Chu Ze suspiciously.

No way, he, Big Chu, doesn't look like a gamer at first glance, can he have this skill?

Sure enough, bathed in his questioning eyes, Han Xiao saw the same doubts and confusion on Chu Ze's face as he did.

Seeing how several people turned their heads and looked at him together, Shi Hanyi opened the game list and said inexplicably why they suddenly became quiet.

"Xiao Yang, just my former clients, colleagues from NY studio at work, don't you still know each other?"

"...Xiao Yang?"

Han Xiao looked at Chu Ze in a daze.

"The youngest daughter of the Yang family who has just returned to China," Chu Ze explained to Han Xiao while registering an account while looking at the king that had already been placed on the phone screen.

"After she returned to China, she had nothing to do. She went to work at the ny studio of the game she played, and was acquired by us."

"Is that so..."

Recalling which Yang family the Yang family belonged to, and seeing the large list of national and provincial standards on Xiao Yang's account, Han Xiao, who had nothing to say, turned off his phone, huddled in a corner and shut himself up.

"Damn it, it turns out that the clown is myself."

Seeing him being beaten like this, Shi Hanyi felt a little sorry.

With a game, the friendship between the two has grown by leaps and bounds.

After patting Han Xiao's dog's head, Shi Hanyi comforted him kindly.

"It's okay, don't be sad, although you are a little dished, you are already the King of Glory. Compared with most players, your skills are still very powerful."

"..."

After listening to his comfort, Han Xiao became more autistic.

"...Thank you, little brother," Han Xiao said tearfully, "I will uninstall the game now."

Ah this...

Seeing that the child's self-confidence was about to be blown away by him, for a while, Shi Hanyi, who didn't know what went wrong, didn't dare to persuade him anymore.

He worriedly let go of Han Xiao's sorrow and self-enclosure, and began to think about a more reasonable way to comfort him.

Just as Shi Hanyi frowned in thought, beside him, Chu Ze, who had just registered a game account, approached with a calm expression.

"Together?"

"Hey, Mr. Chu, do you also play King?"

Shi Hanyi was a little surprised.

"I haven't seen you on my friends list before."

"I just registered a new account, so I don't know much about it yet," Chu Ze said with a reserved expression, "Are you taking me?"

"it is good!!!"

For a goofy dog ​​who loves to play, has no compulsion but is self-inflated, what could be more interesting than bringing a cute new (pretending to be)?

of course not!

La Chuze entered the matching room. In the hero selection interface, Shi Hanyi enthusiastically introduced the summoner skills that Chu Ze could bring.

"Now that the version is updated, newcomers can choose more skills."

"Compared to the [healing] that helps the opponent brush 10% more output before dying, and the [sprint] that runs 49 meters before dying, I recommend you to bring [kill]!" [Note 1]

Shi Hanyi waved his hand and said with a proud expression.

"[Beheading] is put before death, you can scrape the opposite side, and then die with dignity!"

"The most important thing is that you can get assists after beheading and scraping people. As long as you get enough assists, you won't be able to report even if your teammates want to report you!"

Shi Hanyi beamed with joy, and vigorously promoted his "killing style" to Chu Ze.

"Believe me, with beheading, the best skill a novice must have!"

"...???"

Listening to his out-of-the-box introduction, Han Xiao, who was still shutting himself up there, couldn't hold back.

"...After the two of you enter the game, remember to block your teammates from speaking."

There are many irascible elder brothers and irascible elder sisters in the game. If he doesn't block his teammates, he is really afraid that this pair of dog-boys will be scolded into autism by his teammates after entering the game.

"Don't worry, I understand."

After giving Han Xiao a "don't worry" look, Shi Hanyi made a quick move at the moment the game started.

Not only did he block the speeches of his teammates, but he also blocked the speeches of his opponents for Chu Ze.

Han Xiao: "..."

Seeing his extremely proficient operation, which at first glance was scolded too much, Han Xiao, who was so speechless, was hesitant to speak, hesitant to speak, and finally, he silently closed his mouth.

Forget it, it's the Entertainment Bureau anyway.

Shi Hanyi is quite self-aware, and he never goes to the ranking game to harm his teammates...

Looking at the series of entertainment bureau victories in Shi Hanyi's historical records, and thinking about himself as a majestic king of glory, the entertainment bureau can overturn with a bronze rookie.

Looking at the only failure in Shi Hanyi's record, which he brought out, Han Xiao turned off his phone and continued to shut himself up.

Woohoo, the clown is actually himself.

After eating, several people went back to the room to rest.

Chu Ze took Shi Hanyi's spoils - the bag of red-skinned bananas, and casually placed it on the coffee table in the living room of the suite.

"That's where the bananas are?"

"No, I'll go back to my room after taking a shower."

Shi Hanyi walked towards the bathroom with his clothes in his arms, and raised his voice while walking.

"It's just a few sticks, and it's finished in a few bites."

"..."

Even though he knew about Shi Hanyi's appetite, Chu Ze was still shocked at this moment.

At the dinner table just now, Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao ate the most.

But Han Xiao burped at the end of the meal, and Shi Hanyi was still acting like a normal person.

How did this guy not gain weight after eating so much?

In my mind, the scene of New Year's Day resurfaced again.

In order to make room for him, Shi Hanyi reluctantly bent down to push the sofa.

The thin waist, slender legs, and some inexplicable parts together form a graceful and thrilling curve.

"..."

What is he thinking!

Realizing that he had strayed off topic, Chu Ze frowned.

Mingming was thinking about the miraculous thing about how Shi Hanyi could not get fat from eating, and why he got there halfway.

In his heart, he scolded himself for his unscrupulous psychology. Hearing the sound of splashing water behind him, Chu Ze, who felt the roots of his ears gradually getting hot, paused for a moment.

He got up and decided to help Shi Hanyi put the bananas into the room.

But at the moment when he turned around, looking at the scene in the bathroom in front of him, Chu Ze's pupils shrank suddenly, and he turned back abruptly.

The dense water vapor, the transparent and fuzzy frosted glass, and the curve that was forcibly dispelled in his mind just now stretched and stretched wantonly before his eyes.

Chu Ze, who turned around, took a deep breath and pinched his fingertips into his palm.

The brain was in chaos under the excessive impact, Chu Ze unlocked the phone subconsciously, and sent Han Xiao a window shake.

[Chu]: What unscrupulous hotel did you book?

Above the chat box, the other party's "typing" state lasted for a long time.

Han Xiao, who didn't know what happened to him, was stunned for a long time, and cautiously replied with a question mark.

[Han Xiao]:?

What is an unprofessional hotel...

What the hell happened to you Denzie? ?

The author has something to say:

Han Mengbi Xiao: Let me be Kangkang, what happened to you? ?

Mr. Chu (ooc version): Curious, it’s the good Dengxi that you can’t watch!

Hour:? ? ?

Note 1: [Treatment] is to restore blood volume, commonly known as a mouthful of milk,

[Sprint] is to increase the speed of movement, and is used to chase and kill enemies and escape from being chased.

[Beheading] is generally used to make up the knife, the lower the opponent's HP, the higher the damage, so the release of full HP can only scratch the opponent...

emm, in short, this is an hourly cheating introduction, please don't be misled by him 233

ps. I edited the price of red-skinned bananas. I checked the prices on the Internet and found that the price of the target price varies greatly, so I privately set it to several hundred per catty_(:3」∠)_

This is the addition of 500 nutrient solutions~