Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

After dumping the pot, Shi Hanyi hugged the big pink lunch box with a melancholy expression on his face.

Now that the reasons and excuses have been found, there is only one remaining problem——

Chu Ze, President Chu, would you be so stupid as to believe his nonsense?

...That must not be possible!

Shi Hanyi collapsed and covered his face.

At this moment, in Shi Hanyi's mind, the scene where he and Chu Ze were arguing for the plate last night resurfaced.

The series-like lights and shadows float, jump, and glide at high speed, and finally freeze in an instant on a frame.

"Wait to deduct your salary."

...No, Mr. Chu!

The picture in his mind was too horrifying, and Shi Hanyi, who was still in a daze, was frightened awake.

He stood up from the ground in a jerk, and his bewildered eyes gradually became determined.

No, you can't just sit and wait.

Still have to work hard.

What if!

What if Mr. Chu just likes pink!

No one can say that this kind of thing is not good, whoever stipulates that the overlord can't be tough and tender!

While comforting himself in his heart, Shi Hanyi acted quickly.

He first put the rice and vegetables into the lunch box, and then tightened the lunch box firmly.

Then, Shi Hanyi took the bag that came with the lunch box, and solemnly closed the zipper of the bag.

Thankfully, the seller only sent the lunch box in the wrong color, and the package that matched the lunch box was not sent by mistake.

Looking at the mighty and domineering black box bag after it was zipped up, and the soft pink inside could not be seen at all, Shi Hanyi nodded in satisfaction, and then picked up the phone to reply to Secretary Lin.

[Shi Hanyi]: It's ready, you can take it

[Secretary Lin]: OK

At the moment when the news came out, there was a knock on the door of the villa.

Shi Hanyi took a deep breath, adjusted his expression, walked over to open the door calmly, and handed the black lunch box bag to Secretary Lin.

"Thanks for your hard work."

Shi Hanyi still couldn't help feeling guilty.

"You're being polite," Secretary Lin said to Shi Hanyi with a smile while pushing his glasses.

"It's all I should do."

The handover ceremony was successfully completed.

After seeing off Secretary Lin, Shi Hanyi closed the villa door, then he took a breath and turned around, sprinting towards the cell phone thrown on the sofa at a speed of [-] meters.

[Shi Hanyi]: Mr. Chu! ! !

Shi Hanyi knocked on the exclamation point frantically, and his hand speed exploded with guilt.

[Shi Hanyi]: Are you busy now?Did your morning work go well?Have you encountered any unhappy things at work?

【Shi Hanyi】: Be cute.jpg

Along with Shi Hanyi's news, on the other side, Chu Ze, who had just finished a small meeting, his phone began to vibrate and buzz continuously.

Chu Ze frowned slightly when he returned to the office.

He unlocked the phone, and in the next second, Shi Hanyi's news kept popping up like bursting beans, and Chu Ze's eyelids twitched when he saw it.

After seeing clearly what Shi Hanyi sent, Chu Ze frowned fiercely.

He opened the input box of the chat interface blankly.

[Male Bodhisattva]: Is there something wrong?

Shi Hanyi, who was anxiously waiting for a reply, replied in seconds.

[Shi Hanyi]: Ahaha, I'm fine, I just care about you!

【Shi Hanyi】:Maomao massage shoulder.jpg

Chu Ze: "..."

Chu Ze looked at the soft and cute expression pack sent by Shi Hanyi, and then looked at the caring nonsense on Shi Hanyi's, his thick black brows tightened again.

Not right.

Chu Ze, who had been tricked several times by Shi Hanyi, was instantly alert.

Something is wrong with this guy.

Chu Ze flipped through the chat records between him and Shi Hanyi.

The gap between the before and after comparison was too obvious, and the more Chu Ze looked at it, the more vigilant he became.

Normally speaking, Shi Hanyi's messages to him are all in an extremely normal tone, but the tone is so angry that people don't pay for their lives.

The emoticons used are all cheap black and white panda heads, which makes people feel very indecent.

But this time...

Crossing out the panda head emoticon pack that Shi Hanyi had sent to him earlier in his mind, "Look what bullshit you're talking about", Chu Ze looked at the news that Shi Hanyi had just sent with a black face.

The tone is clever, the wording is clever, and even the emojis are soft and cute fat cats.

Chu Ze's face darkened suddenly.

Doesn't this also speak human language?

The messages sent before the co-author were all intentionally angry at him?

The more Chu Ze thought about it, the angrier he became.

He frowned, and the tone of reply was already a little angry.

[Male Bodhisattva]: What's the matter?

Seeing Chu Ze's reply, Shi Hanyi's heart skipped a beat.

Why did his tone suddenly become fierce...

Could it be that Secretary Lin has delivered the lunch box?

Shi Hanyi's heart suddenly jumped.

Nervously picking the phone, Shi Hanyi carefully tested it.

[Shi Hanyi]: Haha, it’s nothing, it’s just that something happened when I was preparing lunch, so today’s lunch may be a little different from what you expected...

After this news was sent out, Shi Hanyi deliberately waited for a while.

[Male Bodhisattva]:?

[Male Bodhisattva]: So?

Seeing that Chu Ze's reaction was not as intense as expected, Shi Hanyi heaved a sigh of relief, knowing that Secretary Lin hadn't rushed back to the company yet.

It's fine if you haven't gone back, he can beat the time difference in advance if you don't go back.

After clearing his throat, Shi Hanyi carefully vaccinated Chu Ze.

[Shi Hanyi]: So I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it after you get lunch, so let me tell you in advance, so that you can be mentally prepared.

Shi Hanyi flipped through his emoji collection, and sent another emoji of a soft and cute cat.

【Shi Hanyi】: Be cute.jpg

Chu Ze: "..."

That's it?

Seeing the message sent by Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze, who was still unclear about what he was about to face, sneered naively and disdainfully.

I also said that there is a discrepancy, isn't it because I didn't control the heat when cooking, and I accidentally made the food unpalatable.

He's not that idiot like Shi Hanyi, he doesn't have very high requirements for food.

It's just that the meal wasn't ready, Chu Ze thought indifferently, he's not that picky.

[Male Bodhisattva]: Got it

[Male Bodhisattva]: I am not a person who cares about details

Tapping the table with his finger, Chu Ze looked at the time and felt that he could find time to process another document before dinner.

[Male Bodhisattva]: Anything else?

Shi Hanyi thought for a moment, and felt a little unsafe.

Although President Chu said that he is not angry now, there is no guarantee that he will still remain calm when he sees the pink lunch box.

In fact, strictly speaking, what Shi Hanyi was afraid of was not Chu Ze's anger.

What is he afraid of?

What he was afraid of was that Chu Ze would deduct his salary in a fit of anger!

You said that the workers worked hard, and they only earned such a pitiful small wage in one month. Chu Ze, who was really angry, was furious, how could he still live!

When Shi Hanyi thought about it, he felt aggrieved.

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the wages cannot be deducted!

If you get angry, you can attack me, but you can't start with my salary!

Therefore, facing Chu Ze's question, Shi Hanyi, who was frantically swiping the screen in his heart, took a deep breath, and typed vigorously with his mobile phone in his hand.

[Shi Hanyi]: In this case

[Shi Hanyi]: Mr. Chu, can you not deduct my salary for a while?

Shi Hanyi swung the highest and most vigorous aura, typing the most humble and sincere words.

[Shi Hanyi]: Please, it's not easy to earn a little money as a worker!

[Shi Hanyi]: I will give you a little flower.jpg

Chu Ze: "..."

It is no exaggeration to say that Chu Ze's head hurts when he sees the word "salary" from Shi Hanyi.

Closing his eyes and taking a deep breath, Chu Ze opened his eyes, which made Shi Hanyi a little crazy.

[Male Bodhisattva]: Who said that your salary will be deducted? ?

[Male Bodhisattva]: Take a good look at what I said above

[Male Bodhisattva]: The delusion of persecution is so serious, Shi Hanyi, you still say you are not sick? ?

[Shi Hanyi]: In other words, my salary will not be deducted, right?

Shi Hanyi's eyes lit up when he got the official promise.

He graciously forgave Chu Ze's rudeness, and flattered him happily with his backhand.

[Shi Hanyi]: Mr. Chu, you are so kind!

[Chu has turned on friend verification, you are not his friend yet, please send a friend verification request first, and the other party can only chat after the verification is passed][Note 1]

Shi Hanyi: "???"

Looking at the small red exclamation mark that popped up in the chat interface, Shi Hanyi was stunned for a full three seconds before realizing what was going on.

What the hell, did Chu Ze delete him?

Why did you delete friends? If you want to delete them, you have to send this month's salary before deleting them, right? !

If the time is less than a full moon, it will be counted as one month. This was written into the contract at the beginning. How could Chu Ze not abide by the contract if he is such a big boss.

Do you have any legal awareness? !

Shi Hanyi frowned impotently and furiously, subconsciously preparing to send a friend request to Chu Ze.

Just one second before the friend request was sent out, Shi Hanyi glanced at the time, and retracted the finger that was about to poke.

Wait, not yet.

Counting the time, Secretary Lin is about to arrive at the company.

What if Chu Ze had just passed the friend application and turned around and saw his pink lunch box from Secretary Lin...

Thinking of that wonderful and humorous scene, Shi Hanyi shivered, and the expression on his face instantly masked the pain.

Then he just hit the muzzle of the gun!

No, he won't do things that throw himself into a trap.

But he is not bad.

Shi Hanyi sat on the sofa and thought about it, thinking happily in his heart.

He just happened to be deleted as a friend, and it happened that Chu Ze took the initiative to delete him as a friend...

Wonderful!

Shi Hanyi clapped his hands in praise.

This wave is really wonderful frog seeds eating wonderful crispy horns and jumping to Mickey Mouse wonderful house, wonderful home!

In this way, even if Mr. Chu gets angry for a while, there is no place to scold him.

After all, this wave was caused by Chu Ze himself.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Shi Hanyi hummed triumphantly in his heart, his bright peach eyes were bent into two beautiful crescents.

On the other hand, Chu Ze, who had just deleted the person, was in a bad mood.

He sat in the office with a sullen face, refreshing the WeChat interface at a rate of once every two seconds, but he refreshed for most of the day, but he didn't get the friend application sent by Shi Hanyi.

... It's the other way around!

Chu Ze pinched his phone with a black face of luck.

How could there be such an ignorant and rebellious subordinate.

I was deleted as a friend by my boss, but I don’t know if I added it back on my own initiative? !

With a dark face, Chu Ze vigorously refreshed the friend application interface on WeChat.

Deduct wages, deduct wages now!

If Shi Hanyi's salary is not deducted, this guy will not know how to improve his memory.

At this moment, there was a light knock on the door of the office, and Secretary Lin stood outside the door, asking for instructions softly.

"President Chu, your lunch."

Chu Ze paused for a moment, and the expression on his face instantly returned to coldness.

He cleared his throat and spoke calmly as if nothing had happened.

"Enter."

Secretary Lin walked in, holding a huge black cylindrical bucket bag in his hand.

Behind him, Han Xiao followed with blinking eyes.

"I said you are really welcome, let me go out to negotiate the contract on the first day I came back from work."

Muttering and complaining, Han Xiao sat down opposite Chu Ze.

Looking at the thermos bucket that Secretary Lin put on the table, Han Xiao had an extremely envious expression on his face.

"It's good to have a partner. Someone has prepared lunch and brought it to you to eat. Unlike me, I can only order a takeaway pitifully, woo woo woo."

Chu Ze pushed aside his approaching face in disgust.

Han Xiao, on the other hand, was staring at the incubator, looking at Chu Ze full of expectation.

"We are all brothers, I think we should share the blessings and have the same food!"

In his expressive eyes, Chu Ze pulled the thermos towards him, and then said tactfully.

"No."

Han Xiao: "."

"mean!"

Han Xiao picked up his phone, rolled his eyes and started ordering takeaway.

Chu Ze, who was sitting opposite him, curled his lips, and slowly pulled the insulated lunch box in front of him.

This was the first time someone brought him food.

Chu Ze, who was enjoying the treatment for the first time, didn't show it on the face, but a little flower secretly blossomed in his heart.

Little by little, he slowly pulled the zipper on the outside of the thermos bag, and the slight ripping sound was so obvious at this moment.

"... That's enough, can you still do it, if you really can't pull it away, let me help you???"

Under Han Single Dog Xiao Wensheng's angry and reprimanded eyes, Chu Ze's expression was indifferent, but his heart was proud.

Oh, envy makes people ugly.

Seeing that Shi Hanyi worked so hard to cook for him...

Chu Ze thought with a cold face.

He can forgive Shi Hanyi for his presumptuousness just now, and not deduct this guy's salary...

After all, the insulated rice bucket is not very big.

Before the os in Chu Ze's heart had finished rolling, the bucket bag with all the zippers unzipped fell down like silk, completely exposing the insulated bucket inside.

"..."

Looking at the soft powder lunch box in the black bucket bag, Chu Ze and Han Xiao were stunned on the spot.

Silence spread crazily in the president's room. After a while, Han Xiao, who was the first to react, shook his shoulders wildly.

He patted the table, and showed Chu Ze what it means to laugh like thunder without saying a word.

"Hahahaha!"

"It's really good, brother Xiao's aesthetics are really good!"

Han Xiao, who had just been choked by Chu Ze three times, gave a thumbs up, and at this moment, he was madly throwing stones into trouble.

"Don't tell me, this pink color is pretty pretty, especially for you haha...ha...ha..."

Under Chu Ze's freezing gaze, Han Xiao's laughter became smaller and smaller.

He touched the tip of his nose and muttered softly.

"It's really pretty, but it's a bit too girly."

This color is not a little girly, it's just a girly girl, okay?

Just now, he groaned secretly, but Chu Ze, who was slapped in the face in the blink of an eye, almost turned green with anger.

He clicked on WeChat, and sent a question mark to Shi Hanyi.

In the next second, looking at the small red exclamation mark that popped up in the chat interface, Chu Ze's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he was sitting there with crazy luck.

Is Shi Hanyi targeting him?

Did this guy do it on purpose?

Chu Ze, who has been the overlord for many years and has not been popular like this before, looked at his phone, and his head was dizzy for a while.

He made a phone call to Shi Hanyi.

The moment the call was connected, Chu Ze frowned, his voice was condensed, and the air pressure around his body was frighteningly low.

"Shi Hanyi," said Chu Ze sharply who had already forgotten that it was he who deleted the person.

"Wait to deduct your wages!"

"...??!!!"

Hearing the words "salary deduction", on the other end of the phone, Shi Hanyi, who was originally nestled on the sofa, jumped up without saying a word.

"No, Mr. Chu!"

Shi Hanyi said anxiously with the sound of an earthquake.

"Listen to my sophistry...ah no, explain!"

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