Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Not enough food is obviously a big problem.

Thinking about Shi Hanyi's outstanding and proud appetite, and thinking about his growing appetite, Chu Ze, who was standing at the entrance, twitched his eyes slightly, already realizing the seriousness of the matter.

"...you do some more?"

Hearing Chu Ze's unconstructive reply, Shi Hanyi frowned worriedly.

"There's no food at home!"

In order to buy a suitable and relatively inexpensive lunch box for Chu Ze, Shi Hanyi spent half an afternoon picking and choosing from certain treasures.

After buying the lunch box, he hurried to cook. He didn't even bother to buy vegetables. All the ingredients were vegetables and meat that Aunt Li bought back in the morning.

There wasn't much dinner tonight, and Chu Ze brought someone home without saying hello...

Thinking of Han Xiao's tall, strong and edible physique, Shi Hanyi was deeply moved.

It's pretty good, no one wants to be full now.

"..."

Chu Ze, who realized that he should bear the blame, fell silent.

As if he didn't know what to do, he frowned, pursed his lips and stood at the entrance, staring at Shi Hanyi in a stalemate, the breath around him was stagnant and cold.

...Mr. Chu, you should say something!

Shi Hanyi, who was silently stared at by Chu Ze, tapped his toes.

At this moment, Shi Hanyi, who had a deep understanding of Chu Ze's "stuffy gourd" attribute, was extremely melancholy.

What does it mean to stand still and just stare at him?

Seeing that it is impossible for him to conjure delicious rice out of thin air!

Wordless silence spread quietly at the entrance of Chu Residence.

In the deadlock, Han Xiao's dazzling purple hair protruded from the corner of the entrance.

"Brother Chu, sister-in-law? Aren't you coming in?"

"Ahem, I'll be here soon!"

Shi Hanyi glared at Chu Ze, turned around and walked towards the living room.

Oh, what else can I do?

Shi Hanyi rubbed his face, his back towards the restaurant was full of sadness and joy.

He can only eat less!

As a qualified and conscientious worker, Shi Hanyi thought about the [-] monthly food allowance that Chu Ze gave him, and felt that at this moment, he could only make the sacrifice.

Since ancient times, many righteous men have gone to the elegy generously!

Shi Hanyi stepped forward and walked resolutely to the kitchen.

Mr. Chu's 5 yuan cannot be spent in vain. Shi Hanyi is a professional when he uses money to do things!

Seeing this, Han Xiao, who was already sitting at the dining table, was shocked by Shi Hanyi's tragic figure.

"...Is it my illusion?"

Han Xiao looked at Chu Ze, his handsome face was full of bewilderment even with purple hair.

"How do I feel that my sister-in-law's steps forward are impassioned and inexplicably tragic?"

"..."

He roughly guessed Shi Hanyi's psychological activities, but as the instigator, Chu Ze's eyelids twitched, and he continued to remain silent.

In this silent atmosphere, Han Xiao sat beside Chu Ze.

He watched Shi Hanyi carry the dinner over and over again like a hardworking bee, and after a moment of stunned, he turned and looked at Chu Ze in shock.

"Brother Chu, don't you serve the dishes for sister-in-law?"

If this is his house, when his mother is rarely able to cook next time, if he and his father dare not help serve the dishes, they probably won't survive the night.

Why do you want to help serve food?

Chu Ze frowned slowly.

Looking at Han Xiao's naturally confused expression, he seemed to understand something.

Chu Ze silently rummaged through his memories.

After a while, Chu Ze, who confirmed that his messy memories were useless, got up silently.

He took the plate from Shi Hanyi's hand, turned around and put it on the dining table, then he followed Shi Hanyi's footsteps and walked towards the kitchen together.

"I'll help you."

what……?

Seeing this, Shi Hanyi, who was still going back and forth between the kitchen and the dining room, was shocked.

Is the sun coming out west?

Black-hearted capitalists still have a remnant of conscience?

Tucao is Tucao, and it is always a good thing to have someone to help.

Looking at Han Xiao who came with him with a smile, Shi Hanyi was not polite to them either.

Each of them stuffed a stir-fried dish into the hand of the free laborer, while Shi Hanyi carried the porridge casserole, and the three of them walked to the restaurant together.

"It smells so good!"

Han Xiao has always been big-hearted.

Looking at the delicious dinner in front of him, Han Xiao enthusiastically sent his rainbow fart to Shi Hanyi.

"Sister-in-law is really good at craftsmanship!"

Shi Hanyi's eyelids twitched when he yelled "sister-in-law".

Although he had obtained a certificate with Chu Ze, Shi Hanyi knew that there was no half-money relationship between him and Chu Ze.

The two of them had a pure business relationship. He came for Chu Ze's 500 million annual salary and breakup fee, and Chu Ze went for his face and body.

and so……

I can't let this guy keep shouting like this!

Shi Hanyi rubbed his eyebrows with a headache.

Otherwise, the one-year period will be up, he and Chu Ze will break up peacefully, and Bai Yueguang will return to China and take over smoothly.

How to introduce then.

"Ahaha, you called the wrong person. I'm a fake substitute. This is your real sister-in-law!"

Thinking about that scene, Shi Hanyi was too embarrassed to do anything.

Besides, Chu Ze was still sitting beside him!

Can he answer this title?

Certainly not!

Before making a meal, Chu Ze could think of seducing him. If he really agreed, wouldn't it be a proper conspiracy and double-mindedness.

At that time, Boss Chu's glass heart will be unhappy, and his salary will be deducted... Doesn't this prevent him from making money!

What kind of sister-in-law is a good big man calling!

Shi Hanyi cleared his throat, and the [-]th alarm sounded in his heart.

"Don't, don't call me that."

As a qualified laborer, Shi Hanyi is very vigilant against other Buddhist schools, except for all possible deductions from wages.

"Just call me when I'm young!"

"...!??"

Han Xiao, who didn't know the twists and turns between the two, was taken aback.

"It's not good..."

Little or something, it sounds like the name of the opponent's younger brother.

What is this, they are different, he calls Chu Ze brother, and Chu Ze's date is called younger brother? ?

Thinking of that picturesque scene, Han Xiao's eyelids jumped wildly.

"No, no, no," life is so good, he hasn't lived enough.

Han Xiao pondered for a moment, and his brain was running fast under the encouragement of his desire to survive.

"How about I call you... Brother Xiao?"

"It's all right."

Shi Hanyi responded with a smile.

This is really marrying a chicken as a chicken, and marrying a dog as a dog, with Chu Ze's overlord status behind him, I never thought that he would be called Xiao Ge one day.

Shi Hanyi, who said that the crisis was perfectly resolved and successfully avoided the deduction option, let out a long sigh of relief.

Before dinner was ready, Shi Hanyi took the time to glance at Chu Ze.

At this moment, it was found that Chu Ze, who was always on the verge of "seduction", was unusually quiet.

Eyelashes like crow feathers drooped slightly, thick black brows were slightly frowned, and his handsome face was frosty.

... This guy is still in a daze?

Shi Hanyi was slightly surprised when he first saw results in the interpretation of Chu Ze's "cold expression".

He cleared his throat, and was about to perform a unique skill at this embarrassing moment, when Chu Ze came back to his senses as if sensing something, and gave him a warning look.

Shi Hanyi silently held back the cold joke.

Oh, if you don't say it, don't say it.

Shi Hanyi straightened his chest.

The capitalists who have been blinded by money really don't understand the lofty aspirations of their great artists.

Because of Han Xiao's presence, Chu Ze didn't have the nerve to add food in advance.

He squeezed his chopsticks tightly, looked at Shi Hanyi silently, and reminded this guy to restrain himself later, and not to display his strength too well.

Unfortunately, Chu Ze reminded the wrong person.

Shi Hanyi was silently thinking about his 5 yuan for food expenses, and the speed of his chopsticks was reserved and tactful.

In sharp contrast, Han Xiao waved his chopsticks more and more quickly after eating high.

Chu Ze: "..."

Miscalculated.

All of a sudden, the battle situation at the dinner table became urgent.

With the improvement of Han Xiao's hand speed, Chu Ze, who was the slowest among the three, was forced to speed up.

And after the two of them accelerated, Shi Hanyi, who was trying to restrain himself, was not happy anymore.

He glanced at Chu Ze, who was concentrating on grabbing food, and untied the seal a little bit.

Ever since, the already treacherous battle situation became more and more anxious.

After jingling and clanging, the dinner was quickly destroyed.

Feeling that he was not full yet, and felt that he could still eat a lot, Han Xiao smacked his lips and let out an admiration from the soul.

"Brother Xiao, your craftsmanship is really good!"

"Hehe," Shi Hanyi, who was also not full, gave him a gentle smile.

The smile was bright and brilliant, but Han Xiao panicked inexplicably.

"As long as you like it."

After Han Xiao left, Shi Hanyi stood up, ready to take the tableware back to the kitchen.

The moment he got up, Chu Ze also stood up, carrying two empty plates, and silently followed behind Shi Hanyi.

Seeing the little... ah no, big tail falling behind him, Shi Hanyi froze for a moment, with a frightened expression on his face.

"President Chu, if you don't need it, just let me do it!"

He thought that Chu Ze was just trying to put on an appearance in front of his friends, but he didn't expect that the black-hearted capitalist had really reformed himself and become a good man!

Shi Hanyi took the plate from Chu Ze's hand, he raised his eyes to look at Chu Ze, the more he looked, the more he felt that this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes was uneasy and kind.

"President Chu..."

Shi Hanyi carefully probed.

"Are you trying to deduct my salary?"

"..."

A vein popped out of Chu Ze's forehead.

"Shi Hanyi," Chu Ze said unbearably.

"What kind of shit is on your mind every day."

Shi Hanyi: "...?"

Shi Hanyi who was personally attacked was not happy anymore.

"Speaking is talking, why are you still scolding people?"

Thinking about Chu Ze's status as the "golden master", Shi Hanyi suppressed the urge to spray back, and looked at Chu Ze with tolerance.

"Only this time, the next one is not an example."

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Chu Ze: "..."

Seeing Chu Ze's forbearance and tolerance, his heart suddenly burst into evil fire.

He stood there angrily for a while, and Mr. Chu, who was very bad at talking, held back for a long time, and suddenly smiled coldly.

"you're right."

As if awakened suddenly, Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi and said proudly.

"I'm just going to deduct your salary."

Shi Hanyi: "...???"

Shi Hanyi was stunned on the spot.

Being poked at the pain point with incomparable precision, Shi Hanyi was once again forced to see clearly the ugly face of capitalists.

He stared at Chu Ze dumbfounded, seeing Chu Ze's handsome face that could hardly conceal his elated expression, his eyes widened in disbelief.

"Give, give."

With a dark face, Shi Hanyi stuffed the plate back into Chu Ze's hand.

"Isn't it enough for you?"

After all, Boss Chu is also the top tyrant in the dog blood story, and it is the first time he has seen a situation where he is threatening to deduct his salary to grab the plate with him.

"Are you satisfied?"

Shi Hanyi piled all the plates on the table into Chu Ze's hands, and then said calmly.

"If it's not enough, I'll cut the fruit now. An apple is divided into eight pieces, and each piece is placed on a different plate. I guarantee you will have enough."

Special hobbies, understandable.

Shi Hanyi had a serious expression.

As long as his salary is not deducted, let alone serving the dishes, Chu Ze will never say a word of nonsense when he goes to clean the dishes.

"...???"

Chu Ze looked at the two stacks of plates that Shi Hanyi had stuffed into his hands, and stood there dumbfounded.

Did he mean this?

He obviously didn't mean that!

Chu Ze held the plate with a black face and luck.

Which step went wrong, Shi Hanyi...

It seems that his request has been strictly implemented, but it seems that it has not been fully implemented.

Chu Ze, who was caught up in contemporary contradictory literature, couldn't hold back anymore.

He frowned, standing in the middle of the dining room and the kitchen, thinking sullenly for a long time.

Finally, under Shi Hanyi's blinking gaze, Chu Ze looked at his fingers stained with vegetable oil, and said with a sneer.

"Wait for the money to be deducted."

Shi Hanyi: "...???"

Shi Hanyi broke the defense on the spot.

What's the matter? !

You said you wanted to serve the plate, didn't you also serve the plate? !

With four plates and three bowls, plus a large casserole for porridge, he didn't leak any of them, and Chu Ze piled them all together!

As a result, this guy turned his face and refused to recognize anyone when he got the plate, and turned around and said that his salary would be deducted.

Is this too much? ?

Can there be some honesty between people? ? ?

Harmonious society, integrity-based, Mr. Chu! ! !

Shi Hanyi's mentality collapsed.

With a dark face, he snatched the plate from Chu Ze with his hands.

In extreme anger, Shi Hanyi was alone, and moved all the dishes in one go.

"Ah."

After putting the dishes into the dishwasher, Shi Hanyi turned his head and looked at Chu Ze with a cold smile.

Want to serve the plate, right?

I'll take it all for you, and leave none for you!

See, this is what happens when my salary is deducted! !

"..."

Seeing Shi Hanyi's frightened and revenged expression, Chu Ze stood there with a cold face, feeling confused and melancholy.

What is Shi Hanyi happy about? Was he happy that he carried all the dishes over by himself?

What's there to be happy about, no one will grab the plate from him? ?

What's even more outrageous is...

Chu Ze's eyelids twitched.

He was actually a little upset.

Chu Ze frowned, feeling that things were going wrong.

After careful consideration, he found that there seemed to be a plausible logic to follow.

This is so...

Chu Ze took out a wet towel, frowned to wipe off the vegetable oil stained on his hands, and rarely sweared in his heart.

"Shi Hanyi," Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi and said seriously with no expression on his face.

"You really have a brain."

"...???"

Feeling that he was being scolded again, Shi Hanyi's expression turned fierce.

What's the matter, I forgave you just now, but you still scolded me as an addict?

Heimian flicked the drops of water from his hands, Shi Hanyi who had just been deducted from his salary was ready to stand up and resist.

Tsk, if a tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat.

Really think his fist is made of dough? ?

When he was about to reply, as if thinking of something, Shi Hanyi paused, narrowed his eyes and spoke lightly.

"Mr. Chu, my salary...?"

"...?"

Chu Ze, whose brain circuit obviously didn't keep up, was taken aback on the spot.

"What happened to your salary?"

"Um……"

Shi Hanyi blinked, and his narrowed eyes slowly returned to normal.

"As for the salary deduction you just said..."

"..."

Chu Ze's brain hurts now when he hears Shi Hanyi say the word "salary".

"Your salary will not be deducted," Chu Ze waved away with a black face. He felt that if he stayed with Shi Hanyi again tonight, he would probably die of anger on the spot.

"Go upstairs quickly."

"okay!"

Shi Hanyi smiled openly.

"What kind of stuffing do you want to eat for the steamed stuffed bun tomorrow morning?"

Shi Hanyi shows his affection obediently.

"I'll set the watch and get up two hours in advance to give you and the fillings."

When Shi Hanyi said that he would get up two hours earlier, Chu Ze, who was sulking, paused for a while, and his anger subsided a lot.

"It's all right."

Chu Ze thought for a while and added.

"You don't have to eat steamed stuffed buns, you can eat anything else."

"fine!"

Shi Hanyi, who kept his salary, waved his hand and said proudly.

"Didn't you say you want to eat steamed stuffed buns? We'll eat steamed stuffed buns tomorrow morning."

"It's only two hours early, I can get up!"

Anyway, after you leave for work, I have plenty of time to catch up on sleep.

Seeing this, Chu Ze, who didn't realize that Shi Hanyi was on winter vacation, was forcefully moved.

He lowered his eyes, looking at Shi Hanyi's delicate face full of joy, his eyes moved slightly.

"Ah."

In the early morning of the next day, Shi Hanyi yawned and went upstairs to catch up on his sleep after watching Mr. Chu, the benefactor, go to work hard.

He slept right into the morning.

Looking at the capital time of around 10:30 on the phone, Shi Hanyi stretched, rubbed his eyes slowly and got up.

Calculating the time, the insulated lunch box that was urgently bought by SF Express on a certain treasure yesterday should have also been delivered.

After the dishes were cooked, Shi Hanyi took off his apron, and took the courier left at the door back to the house.

The moment he opened the box, Shi Hanyi, who was sitting cross-legged on the soft cushion, froze on the spot.

Ah this...

Looking at the incomparably bright soft pink in the express box, Shi Hanyi felt a landslide and a tsunami in his heart, ten thousand grass-mud horses rolled their eyes and came cursing.

This damn, cheating!

Can you still do it, old man! !

Can you send me the wrong color for the lunch box I bought for more than 1000 yuan? ? ?

At this moment, Shi Hanyi's cell phone beside him vibrated slightly.

Looking at Secretary Lin's WeChat inquiry "I'll be there soon, is the box lunch ready?", Shi Hanyi's hands trembled and his eyelids twitched wildly.

How would he explain this to Chu Ze?

Mr. Chu, don't care about worldly views. It's been said on the Internet that real men use pink!

Can Chu Ze believe it?

If Chu Ze could believe him, he wouldn't be Chu Ze. Just change his name to Chu Goudan!

Shi Hanyi, whose face was covered in blood by the cheating seller, wanted to cry but had no tears.

When he was in despair, the image of Chu Ze threatening him to withhold his salary last night flashed in Shi Hanyi's mind.

Well……

Holding the soft pink lunch box in his arms, Shi Hanyi began to shake the pot in a trance.

Perhaps, this is the blessing of indiscriminately deducting workers' wages...

Mr. Chu, please listen to my explanation, this is really not my fault, woo woo woo.

This should be your pot!

The author has something to say:

Hour (trying to brainwash): Don't be mad, trust me, real men should wear pink!

President Chu (President Ba sneers): Hehe