Straight man was caught Raiders Manual

He ran back from the bar quickly before dawn, stood at the door and waited for half an hour, until the smell of alcohol on his body was gone, Guan Ling opened the door secretly, and walked in trembling.

After staying in the living room for a while with two huge dark circles shining brightly, Guan Ling lightly poked his head into the bedroom, and heaved a sigh of relief.

In the bedroom, the shiny black hair was faintly exposed outside the quilt while walking, and the slight breathing sound also came out slowly from under the quilt.

After thinking about it, he guessed that the cold air in his body could wake people up if he touched the bed, so Guan Ling didn't plan to go to sleep at all, and went directly to the kitchen, resolutely being a gentle and loving house husband.

So, accompanied by the rising sun, Guan Ling served the cooked braised beef-flavored instant noodles to the dining table.

Satisfied looking at the extremely round eggs|eggs in the bowl, Guan Ling admired them for a long time, then put on a pair of sunglasses for himself, and then walked to the door with ease to wake up Bu Shiren who was about to go to school.

"Squeak." The door was automatically pushed open, and Bu Shiren walked out of the room slowly with a confused face, his dark eyes were half-opened, and he blinked and blinked at Guan Ling.

Cute, cute shit...

Although I don't know how he felt this way towards a person who is half a head taller than himself and has a tough face when walking, but in fact, Guan Ling does not reject this feeling very much.

As expected, the child is still well-raised at home.

Compared with the well-behaved and docile experimental subjects, the snake spirit disease is really weak!

Rubbing his eyes, Bu Shiren looked up at Guan Ling, pursed his lips and said, "Guan Ling, why are you wearing sunglasses?"

He touched Bu Shiren's head expressionlessly, and Guan Lingyi said, "Because human eyes need a buffer period when they wake up."

Frowning slightly, Bu Shiren said with a smile: "Then why haven't I seen you take it before?"

Because it was not as exciting as it was last night.

"Because you got up early today, remember to keep it up in the future."

He raised his eyes and glanced at the clock hanging on the wall, Bu Shiren chuckled and nodded, his eyes turned slightly sober.

Urging Bu Shiren to wash his face, brush his teeth, change clothes and finish his meal, Guan Ling stood by the door and waved Bu Shiren to school, turned around and threw the bowls and chopsticks into the sink, ran back to the bedroom quickly, and fell asleep in the end!

He had a great time at night, but it doesn't mean he ignores human physique and is full of energy all day long!

After sleeping until noon, Guan Ling happily smacked his mouth and got up to cook.

This is the life that human beings should have. Compared with his previous game career, it is like a manual for survival in the wild.

A bag of noodles was put into the pot, and the sound of a key being inserted | sounded outside the door.

Thinking that it was probably time for Ren to come back, before Guan Ling could turn around, he heard the sound of footsteps approaching slowly behind him.

"Guan Ling." A hoarse voice sounded faintly. As soon as Guan Ling turned his head, Tingbu Shiren approached softly, "You lied to me."

His face froze, and Guan Ling was a little dazed.

Things don't seem right.

Why does it feel like the rhythm of step time is about to transform? !

Did I do any nominal explanation to him before?

Trying to recall what he was talking nonsense again, Guan Ling raised his eyes to look at Bu Shiren's serious expression, trying to appease Bu Shiren's emotions before speaking.

However, before Guan Ling could speak, Bu Shiren directly blasted Guan Ling into the sky with one sentence!

"Papapa doesn't mean what you explained."

Looking directly at Guan Ling, Bu Shiren's eyes were somewhat unclear: "Today, the teacher gave me a failing grade. The teacher said that if I fail this biology assignment, I may not be able to graduate."

Can't graduate...

Failure to graduate is equivalent to failing to qualify for junior high school.

Bu Shiren couldn't go to high school if he didn't get the junior high school qualification.

In other words... I will not be able to complete my mission...

clear!sky!clap!Thunder!

With a stiff face, he converted Bu Shiren's words into an equation in his mind, and Guan Ling suddenly felt bad.

Am I right, you can't graduate because you don't know about sex?What kind of junior high school is this!

So the school's graduation rate is entirely in the hands of the biology old man who left homework?

I have never seen such a tall school.

Kneel to see the principal! ! !

Deeply shocked by the amount of information Bu Shiren conveyed, Guan Ling looked down at Bu Shiren's dark eyes, and swallowed silently.

Ignoring the pitiful expression on Guan Ling's face, Bu Shiren kept asking: "So your explanation that day was wrong, Guan Ling, what exactly is sex."

Guan Ling: "..."

Sao Nian don't ask too much about everything, okay?

Go and call your biological old wet first, I will fight him at the entrance of the canteen!

Squinting his eyes to observe Guan Ling's reaction, Shi Jian pursed the corners of his lips coldly, and said slowly: "You don't want to tell me, Guan Ling, is it because I am an experimental subject?"

Wait, what does this have to do with the experimental body, young man, don't open your mind too much, okay!

"Because I'm not a human being, I'm not qualified to know the answer to this question, am I?" With a chuckle, Bu Shiren's eyes were dark and scary, with a little unpredictable, "Guan Ling, answer me."

Trembling and watching Shiren recovering from the snake spirit disease for a second, Guan Ling straightened his chest reflexively, with a hint of urgent embarrassment in his eyes.

Sighing lightly, Guan Ling made a forced expression, and said, "It's not that I don't want to tell you, in fact, it's because I don't quite understand what it means."

Facing the doubtful eyes when he stepped up, Guan Ling's eyes were extremely sad, "I'm just afraid of being looked down upon by you. After all, I'm just a very ordinary researcher. In the past few years, I just want you to study hard. I don't care about anything. I can't care less about studying..."

That's right, Guan Ling started playing the family card.

This kind of drama where I do everything just to make you better is never tired of trying.

Especially for Bu Shiren, an experimental body cultivated by humans, it's not easy to touch you!

Guan Ling expressed his satisfaction.

Of course, these are indeed the best methods for an experimental subject who doesn't know anything.

It's a pity that this experimental body is filled with Bu Shiren, the director of the Snake Essence Hospital.

Bu Shiren, who was cheated by Guan Ling a long time ago, can be said to have thought through every little thought of Guan Ling.

This was something Guan Ling never expected.

Therefore, Guan Ling, who underestimated the game's ability to cheat, stepped into a big hole.

Gone forever...

At this moment, sweating deeply for himself, Guan Ling peeked at Bu Shiren's gradually softening expression, and compared himself silently.

Slowly let out a breath, there was a trace of flicker in the dark and bright eyes when he walked, and his arms were slightly opened, seemingly soft but with an irrefutable possessive desire, he locked Guan Ling firmly. in the arms.

"Guan Ling, don't leave me..."

Attributing Bu Shiren's behavior to restless coquetry, Guan Ling patted Bu Shiren's shoulder stupidly, and praised his successful soothing behavior.

However, short-term appeasement cannot solve the problem. Bu Shiren, who failed the biology homework, still pestered Guan Ling every day to ask about sex related knowledge, and said that he could learn by himself.

Guan Ling, whose face was bleeding from fright, decisively stopped Bu Shiren's thirst for knowledge, and once again appeased Bu Shiren's eager heart with the saying that he would teach it after he understood it.

But Guan Ling, who already knew what sex was and even experienced it countless times, didn't want to teach it at all.

It would be too shameful to teach papapa in person!

I really want to kneel down to the lower limit of this game!

Guan Ling, who felt that he was about to be fooled, was extremely melancholy these days, so he decided to put everything aside for the time being, and ran to drink to relieve his worries.

XX bar

Reaching out his hand to take the Nth glass of wine handed over by the bartender, Guan Ling drank it down very boldly, slapped five yuan on the table with a "snap", and shouted: "Give me another bottle of Arctic Ocean!"

Bartender: "..."

The bartender lightly lifted his wrist and poured the wine into the glass. The bartender chuckled and handed the glass to Guan Ling temptingly. He lowered his voice and said hoarsely, "I've bought this glass, handsome guy, do you want an appointment?"

"No date!" Dodging to the side in disgust, Guan Ling said with his tongue out, "Get out, get out, get out! I'm a straight man."

Bartender: ...I have never seen a straight man who dared to drink so happily in GAY.

Bored, he took the cup back, and the bartender reached out and pointed at the door: "Straight man, please go over there."

Guan Ling felt very angry when he didn't drink the Arctic Ocean he wanted, so he raised his head arrogantly, raised his buttocks and jumped off the stool, and fell to the ground with a "slap"!

Clutching his red and swollen forehead with teary eyes, Guan Ling sobbed twice, got up from the ground silently, his eyes flickered, and he vaguely saw a head of extremely beautiful long brown hair.

Seeing the long hair getting closer and closer, Guan Ling raised his head and met a pair of soft eyes.

"The handsome guy is drunk? Do you want to find a place to rest for a while?"

female?

Beauty?

After staring at the beauty in front of him with a serious expression for 10 minutes, Guan Ling nodded deeply.

Seeing Guan Ling nodding, the beauty grinned, got up and put Guan Ling on her shoulders, and walked out of the gate in a few steps.

Guan Ling was dumbfounded.

Wait, this plot doesn't seem right.

Before he could struggle, Guan Ling felt his body go limp and fell to a very soft place. Immediately after a "snap", the light was turned on, and Guan Ling was deeply shocked by the scene in front of him.

Rows of fake cocks of different shapes, colors, exotic flowers and exaggerated volumes surrounded Guan Ling majestically, saluting him with all their might.

With a twitch at the corner of his mouth, Guan Ling silently moved his eyes to the beautiful woman in front of him, and then his dog eyes were deeply pierced.

What is that black thing on the chest?

Why does a woman have such thick chest hair? !

Where did the most basic trust between people go! ! !

"Are you awake? That's fine, it's more fun to be awake."

Seeing Guan Ling wake up, the hairy beauty smiled, reached out and pulled out Guan Ling's skirt, and began to pull it down.

The terrified Guan Ling finally realized that something was wrong, jumped up swiftly, grabbed a handful of chest hair with a wave of his fingers, and quickly pulled it down!

With a loud roar of "Oh", the hairy beauty pulled Guan Ling's clothes and threw him to the bottom of the bed.

The sound of fabric being ripped rang out in my ears, Guan Lingchi, naked to the waist, fell down on a pile of upright fake dicks in shame and indignation.

At this moment, the door was suddenly kicked open with a "snap", and the next moment, a familiar voice rang out with a hint of creepy coldness.

"Guan Ling, what are you guys doing?"

"Ding, congratulations to the player who set an example and successfully started the juvenile Bu Shiren's pursuit of physiological exploration*. Players are also requested to satisfy the juvenile Bu Shiren's knowledge* within three days, help Bu Shiren find the posture of love, and successfully obtain Junior high school qualification!"

Guan Ling: "=A="

"Ding, warm reminder: The experiment will cause abnormal devouring and other behaviors if the task fails within three days. Players are also requested to play hard to avoid failure."

Guan Ling's first reaction was that the junior high school qualifications in the original task were obtained in this way, and he was too naive to think that he should follow the normal learning progress.

As for the second reaction... do you think there will be more, ha ha.

The author has something to say: I am currently updating the second code, and it is estimated that it will not be sent out before the power is cut off. Everyone, come and refresh at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning, and go to bed early tonight.