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At six o'clock in the afternoon, the sound of water bubbling from the kitchen summoned Guan Ling from the TV.

Skillfully knocking the eggs into the pot, Guan Ling looked at his watch, raised his hand and poured the cooked noodles into the bowl.

Just as the tableware was set, the doorbell rang on time. Guan Ling looked at the steam rising from the table in a daze, and walked quickly to the door to open it.

The doorbell stopped abruptly, and the black-haired boy walked in with a smile, lowered his head and kissed Guan Ling's cheek, and said in a low voice, "I'm back."

Nodding, Guan Ling ignored the height difference, touched the boy's head with a very natural expression, and reached out to take the schoolbag, "The meal is ready, remember to finish your homework after eating."

Seeing the boy nodding obediently and walking towards the restaurant, Guan Ling closed the door, sat on the sofa with his schoolbag in his hand, and watched the same TV programs with a depressed face.

Stretching out his hand to flip through Shiren's schoolbag, he found a pile of full-score test papers and various certificates. Guan Ling's mouth twitched slightly, and he silently closed the schoolbag.

Counting the days with a serious expression, Guan Ling was a little surprised to find that he had been with Bu Shiren for eight years.

Bu Shiren, who successfully graduated from elementary school five years ago, is now in the third grade of junior high school. For eight years, Guan Ling was still looking forward to Bu Shiren graduating soon so that he could start the strategy mission smoothly.

Gradually, however, Guan Ling began to be unable to distinguish the difference between reality and games.

Life now is no different from what he is in reality, and arguably better.

You don't have to worry about your studies, you don't have to worry about expenses, even Bu Shiren, who he tried to avoid at the beginning, has been surprisingly well-behaved in the past few years, and has never caused any trouble for Guan Ling.

Guan Ling has gradually begun to get used to all this.

This is simply the most comfortable period of time he has spent since entering the game.

The number of times the system has appeared in the past few years is very small, and Guan Ling can only judge whether he is still in the game through the sound of the system.

But in a few days it will be the graduation ceremony of Bu Shiren Junior High School, which means that by then, this peaceful day will be over.

Taking a deep breath, listening to the footsteps behind him, Guan Ling raised his hand and passed the schoolbag over, "Go do your homework."

Nodding, Bu Shiren took the schoolbag without a pause, turned slightly and walked towards the house, with a weird smile on Bu Shiren's slightly hooked lips.

Sitting quietly in front of the TV for a while, Guan Lingmeng got up, feeling that he had to go out to have some fun while he was still sleeping.

In the past few years, Guan Ling would often go to a bar after Bu Shiren fell asleep, and drink some wine or something.

After all, as a normal person, Guan Ling needs entertainment to adjust his life, even if he is in the game now.

As for why Bu Shiren must fall asleep, it is because whenever Guan Ling wants to go out during his waking hours, this brat will follow him closely no matter what, and kill him with his own eyes. All creatures close to Guan Ling.

Think about it, you are just asking for directions, but someone next to you will stare at you with the eyes of someone who is pregnant...

The final result was that Guan Ling dragged Shi Ren around three times at night, and finally had to buy a few packs of instant noodles at the supermarket in front of the door and went home.

As for the time when Bu Shiren goes to school, do you think any entertainment venues will be open in broad daylight?

And he has to keep an eye on the time to go home and cook when Bu Shiren is out of school.

Then pick and buy a bunch of vegetables and chat with the old lady in the supermarket...

Those who raise children can't afford to be hurt!

Guan Ling expressed helplessness about Bu Shiren's behavior, although he could understand that Bu Shiren, who had been an experimental subject for a long time, relied on him.

But I don't know why it always feels like something is not right?

After thinking about it for a long time, Guan Ling scratched his hair and decided to take a shower first.

Taking the clothes and quickly running into the bathroom to turn on the hot water, Guan Ling sighed contentedly and began to rub his hair.

However, just when Guan Lingzuo was working hard, a cold tingling sensation suddenly came from his back, as if something was peeping at him in the dark, with a trace of creepy greed and fanaticism, along the way Sliding down a little bit along the back.

With a violent body shake, Guan Ling hurriedly rinsed his hair, and turned around in horror!

Behind him, the door of the bathroom was still tightly closed, and there was no sign of anyone opening it. In the quiet space, there was nothing that could make a sound except for the sound of rushing water and his own breathing.

Clutching his naked|exposed little Guan Ling in fear, Guan Ling moved aside in small steps, pulled the bath towel to wrap his lower half|body, and quickly went to the bathroom door and pushed it out violently.

nobody.

The light in the living room is warm and sprinkled on the clean floor, leaving no trace.

Through the door frame of the bathroom, you can also see the steps in the bedroom crouching at the desk doing homework, and the shiny black hair reveals a soft luster under the light.

Looking around suspiciously, Guan Ling raised his head and said in a loud voice: "Tough walking, raise your head up! Be careful of your eyes!"

With a shock in his head, Bu Shiren raised his head obediently.

Tightening the bath towel around his waist, Guan Ling recalled what he said just now with a blank face, and a faint sadness surged in his heart instantly.

Damn, I'm getting closer and closer to the direction of the family husband.

If it goes on like this, he will have the idea of ​​holding a grandson!

Determined to change his life, Guan Ling secretly took a few photos of Grandpa Mao and stuffed them into his coat pocket, turning his head contentedly.

Then, he met Shiren's dark eyes when he stepped forward.

The little heart skipped a beat, Guan Ling moved his eyes a little guilty, and said with a slumped face, "What's the matter?"

Casually looking at the coat behind Guan Ling, Bu Shiren said slowly: "We have biology class today, I don't understand something, I want to ask you"

Slightly taken aback, Guan Ling instantly felt an indescribable sense of pride.

This feeling of teaching and resolving doubts to others is so sour and refreshing!

Stretching out his chest a little, Guan Ling said with a little pride: "Ask, ask, I will answer your questions properly."

The corners of his lips were slightly hooked, and there was a trace of hidden deep joy in Bu Shiren's eyes, he slowly raised the biology book in his hand, and asked with a serious expression: "Guan Ling, what is papapapa?" .”

Guan Ling: "=A="

Never expecting that Bu Shiren would ask such a sentence, Guan Ling swallowed his saliva, and his eyes moved to the textbook that Bu Shiren held high, and was instantly drawn by the picture on it that was comparable to high beep eighteen beep I was stunned by the scene of the pure beep man man cartoon.

What the hell is going on? !

Will there be these things in normal biology books?

When I was in junior high school, I didn't even have a few sessions of physiology.

Is it really okay to teach teenagers such harsh stuff?

And why is it a man? Hun Dan!

With blood on his face, he tore off the book in Bu Shiren's hand. Guan Ling automatically ignored the two disheveled men who were having sex, and said righteously: "This kind of thing is too much. Gao Shen, you will understand when you grow up."

This kind of words that Ma Ma used to fool me, the feeling of saying it is really complicated...

His dark eyes stared straight at Guan Ling, Bu Shiren lowered his head slightly, and slowly opened his lips, "But Guan Ling, this is the homework left by our biology teacher."

The tiger's body shook, and Guan Ling couldn't react immediately.

What kind of biology teacher is this.

Tell me what your creature's old wet name is, and I'll find someone to beat him up!

There is a strong sense of kneeling for the no-limit biological operations left by the unscrupulous biological Lao Shi.

Guan Ling coughed twice, and opened the biology book with a heavy face.

Looking at the man above who was doing unharmonious things, the small light bulb in Guan Ling's mind lit up, and he quickly placed the book in front of Bu Shiren.

"Actually, papapa is a way of conveying friendship." Serious nonsense, Guan Ling lit the book, and said slowly: "The way they convey it is to pose difficult poses by connecting certain parts of the body. juggling moves."

"But in fact, this is a very superficial way, because once they can't afford it, their friendship will not only break down but also be in danger of breaking up, so..." After a pause, Guan Ling snapped closed The book: "In order not to harm the physical and mental health, it is better not to understand."

Bu Shiren: "..."

Without changing his face, he explained a piece of education knowledge that should be harmonious, and Guan Ling couldn't help admiring his extremely witty brain.

Handing over the biology book to Bu Shiren was injured, Guan Ling persuaded: "Okay, okay, go to bed after finishing your homework, Sao Nian, you go to bed too late, it is not good for your health."

With a slight flash in his eyes, Bu Shiren slowly turned around, and his slightly narrowed eyes gradually showed unconcealable excitement and fascination.

Trying hard to suppress his almost irrepressible emotions, Bu Shiren chuckled, tilted his head, and slowly walked into the room.

In the middle of the night, listening to the sound of breathing in a deep sleep, Guan Ling sneaked up from the bed, stepped over Bu Shiren lying on the other side, and tiptoed out of the room.

Putting on the coat he had prepared long ago, Guan Ling pushed open the door excitedly, got out in a hurry, and rushed towards the beautiful nightlife.

In the room, Guan Ling opened his eyes the moment he went out, Bu Shiren sat up from the bed extremely slowly, and laughed softly.

Stretching out his hand to caress the quilt that was still warm, he walked off the bed slowly and leaned against the bed to watch the figure gradually disappearing in the night.

There was a joyful arc on the corners of his lips, and his soft fingers traced Guan Ling's disappearing back with a gentle smile, and he narrowed his eyes with a light smile.

"Guan Ling, I can hardly bear it anymore..."

The author has something to say: a powerful biology teacher, Guan Ling has special explanation skills for sex, let's guess when Guan Ling will find out that Xiaobu is still Xiaobu, or when Xiaobu will expose himself Well, hehehe, by the way...although I'm sorry, but I still have to say that today's double change will probably be tomorrow, because the dormitory is about to lose power, but everyone can rest assured that I will make it up. You can remind me. Really, please Feel free to whip the author of the scum hand speed!

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