i may be a bug

My role relationship with Akutagawa?

I love him he loves him he loves me?

doubt.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Why is it like a closed loop again.

Although a triangle is a stable shape, it's not like there are triangles everywhere.

Of course, it is practical to replace the "love" in the middle with "friendship".But to say I want to be friends with Akutagawa Akutagawa wants to be friends with Dazai Osamu Dazai Osamu is also my friend, it is a bit too long, so it is a bit brief.

The relationship between the three of us is a bit complicated when I think about it seriously. After all, Osamu Dazai and I have resumed the double arrows of friendship, but Akutagawa and I are just the double arrows of the past.Then add a Zhongyuan Zhongya to the triangle——

Now when I read Mafia's anonymous posts, I can feel the Shura field around me.

Most of my work is to stay in Zhongye's office to process documents and protect Zhongye's black card by the way.

His black card will not be on me. After all, my money luck is a Mobius ring, which is scary and stubborn.In the Central Plains, there are also dozens of if-line memory bases, so naturally I won't do such stupid things again.

Putting it on him can make a profit, but putting it on me, the money earned is equal to the money spent.

When he goes out on a mission, he usually only takes an emergency card, and locks the rest in the cabinet, and I am a slaughter beast next to the cabinet.

When he slipped in like a liquid, I took a sip of black tea and smiled at him: "Don't touch my money!"

"Qingzi, don't do this, all your money is on one card." He blinked, "I won't move that card."

It's really expensive to raise such a prodigal Dazai.

I sat next to him and settled the bill for him, and he pretended to be dead, "My heart hurts, I can't breathe, my mouth smells like slugs, it's so disgusting."

I put a piece of clothing on his face, "Okay, now Mr. Dazai is going to the other side."

There have been scenes of him sticking to the door frame of Zhongyuan Zhongye and not leaving, but I saw his pitiful face, and I broke his hand again and again, and sent him back to the office.

This happened too many times. After Osamu Dazai didn't bother to manage Mafia's forum and used his authority to make people shut up, I saw a bunch of love and hate between me and Shuanghei in Mafia's forum. It's not surprising that Qiu's post.

The person who dared to write this is obviously not courageous enough, so he chose to remain anonymous, and replaced the names with a bunch of symbols, just like when I read the fanfiction of Ghost Killing Team and Ghost, the whole article is full of "×" and "○" , "$".

Then Akutagawa came, and there was another α in these symbols.

Because I have been tempered by other people's fanfiction, I feel good about these, and I will read them slowly when I am bored, and then I am shocked by their imagination.

To tell you the truth, I feel that I am really in love with them from the comparison of various small details they wrote.

For example, Osamu Dazai, that ○, he can stop children crying when he is with others, but he is a fool in front of ×, he can do any sand sculpture work.

Putting aside my impression of Osamu Dazai when I was in the detective agency, I think what this person said makes sense.

Another example is that $, Zhongya Zhongyuan, who is good to others and to his subordinates, but let her stay in his office for the safety of X, obviously X's force value is not bad, and because of X, he taught ○ many times.

It's okay if you don't look at it with your brain.

As for the newly joined Akutagawa, also known as α, X is chasing after him.

What they said was so categorical that I couldn't believe it anymore.If you really want to chase people, with my way of chasing people, Akutagawa's favorability should be lost.

I don't love his teacher.

I took his teacher out.

I snuffed out the fun of his teacher stealing his partner's wallet.

I let his teacher have no locks to pick with his skillful hands.

……

Under such circumstances, it’s okay if I can get through Akutagawa’s friendship line, but the love line—don’t even think about mentioning it, he blushed and coughed, “Aren’t we friends?”

I can imagine this reaction.

More importantly, I haven't really spoken to Akutagawa until now.There is no way to use the convenient Rashomon anymore.

Rashomon is really convenient.

I was friends with Akutagawa, that is, when I was on another IF line, I used it to smash my homework and let it eat it, and then tried to let Akutagawa manipulate Rashomon to spit it out.

Akutagawa said: "My next Rashomon has a good appetite."

But I can always get Rashomon, who has a good appetite, to save the pile of crumbs and let him spit in someone's face when Akutagawa fights.

Akutagawa's reaction was also quick, "This is something I didn't expect", while "Rashomon Prison Gate Jaw", without even calling his name, he directly made a move.

Rashomon has eaten weird things, like my used pens, discarded refills, ink bottles, and even tried to eat the space between me and Akutagawa.

This attempt is very interesting. I think that since Rashomon can eat space, can it be possible to eat space and make him teleport?

But it didn't go well, and the physical load on Akutagawa was a bit too much, so we didn't try.Akutagawa is the one who won't let me get the buff. I respect his wishes and don't let him practice under the effect of the buff.

So it's not unexpected that the body can't hold on.

In other words, Rashomon can be used as a hook.Akutagawa and I were in the same room, and his Rashomon came in through the door and came to me, and I could hang all kinds of things on it.

This hook is considered a standard configuration for the family. As long as Akutagawa is at home, Silver and I will appear in the room.Of course, I will use this for other things as well.

Rashomon is sharp. It has been used to sharpen pencils and paper cutters. It can also be used for spatial composition, so that the graphics in the topic can be transformed from paper into three-dimensional and displayed in front of me.

Also as a pet.

Tweak the form it takes, and I can have furry bunnies and cats.When I can't solve the problem, I will rub it, so that I can feel calm, and the kind of vigorous rubbing, I don't have to worry about this pet getting bald.

If the supernatural ability can really be bald, it can only be said that it has broken through the boundary between living things and non-living things, commonly known as becoming fine.

When we were in the slums, Rashomon was mostly used to wrap us at night, and to become a line of defense to protect us in the place where we found a place to rest.

At that time, I would put an alert buff on Rashomon, not a buff that would allow us to sleep at ease without worrying about any accidents, but just let us perceive danger in advance, and then do our best to survive.

This is Akutagawa's will engraved in his eyes.

Every friend has different ideas, and I will not force my friends to change their ideas.Seeing that he has gone the wrong way, as long as he is not like Tuosi, releasing it will endanger the world, and I will basically not interfere.

After all, a friend is not my property, I can enjoy his dominion.They are free individuals. As a friend, what I have to do is to persuade, not order. What two people need is communication, not the domination of the strong over the weak.

If he wants to do it, even if he really went the wrong way, as long as he regrets it, I can pull him out of the mud behind him.

Heal the wounds on his body one by one, it doesn't matter if there are scars, as long as he can still feel happy, then it doesn't matter.Then take him to make up for those mistakes little by little.

I can't make any decisions for my friends.

But if it comes from the desire deep in his heart that he can't even realize, I will talk to him once, explain his thoughts, and then wait for his decision.

This is a general and common situation, and it is universal in all situations except Tuosi.

Tosi, do you know about emergency avoidance?

One that excludes socially harmful behavior.

When there is no other way, in order to protect some larger rights and interests, choose to infringe on smaller rights and interests.

Tosi is worth my emergency hedging.

He really deserves it.

If I don't stop him, he can happily realize his ideal of burying all people with supernatural powers.As a person with supernatural powers, for the safety of myself and other people with supernatural abilities, and to save the life of Tuosi himself, is there anything wrong with restricting Tuosi's personal freedom?

Nothing wrong.

After hearing my explanation, Tosi smiled in a sinister manner, but because he was still a sickly and beautiful boy at that time, and he didn't seem to be very lethal, so I resolutely ignored it.

"Is that what you think of your crime?"

"Another reason is fine. I lack a free tutor like you. After all, I have no money, you know."

Those who make trouble generally don't have much time to spend on academics, and I understand it very well.As for the rights and interests of my friends violated by this behavior, I don't care.

persecution of each other.

My friends are divided into two categories, and Tuo Si is the single one.

There is no need to think about it now. If Tuosi had the IF memory, he would definitely hide from me.Even if he becomes Atsushi and Hisakusaku's literature teacher.

At this time, Akutagawa was still a rookie receiving inhumane training methods under Dazai Osamu.

"Akutagawa, I don't know how to get his brain moving."

To be honest, it is not feasible for me and Zhong Yuanzhong to consider this kind of thing.If I can make Akutagawa change this problem, when we are friends with Akutagawa, Dazai Osamu will have no chance to become Akutagawa's teacher.

"I do not know."

"How do I know this kind of thing, mackerel, don't you have a good brain?"

The problem of family education is always like this. No matter what method is used to teach children to do the questions, it will make people want to die.There is only one reason for being truly Buddhist, otherwise you will have a heart attack.

I patted the shoulder of Osamu Dazai, who had failed in education, "Hold on, you still have a position as a mathematics and science teacher."

Osamu Dazai: "...a cup of sleeping pills."

When Dazai taught mathematics and science, Zhongyuan Zhong must also be present, and there are also two literature teachers, Tuosi and Gogol, who must be there if they can.Even if Tuo Si had stayed up late for three days before, as long as he could see the despair of Osamu Dazai, it would be worth it.

Atsushi and Hisakusaku: "..."

A little excited.

My performance is very normal, after all, I have been angry with all the teachers present.Those who want to do things are crushed to death by my topology, and those who yearn for freedom have looked at math problems with hideous faces.For Osamu Dazai, after the friendship line is established, he will be angry if I ask him to do a question.

There is only one reason: "You don't love me at all, you are just doing a problem!"

I stopped the source of all his dog blood comics.