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How does it feel to see Akutagawa under Osamu Dazai?

This is the choice of Steins;Gate!

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Fate didn't give me Dr. Mori of the full if friend line, of course, it's more likely that it did, but I don't know.It was so easy for Dr. Sen to fool me.

Because I won't get to the bottom of it.

As long as it is a friend, unless it is like Tuosi, I will not interfere with any of his actions.You can use me, but if you want to use me to destroy people with supernatural abilities, I will not do it.

When I don't want to, I'm very alert.As long as I can take advantage of my behavior, I will smear the plan on his face.

It's okay to want me to die, but it's not okay to use me at this time.

Smart people like Ogai Ogai Dazai would use my ability to accomplish some unusual things without asking my questions, so I closed my eyes and went for a visit.

Too lazy to ask.

After being used up, I will yawn and suggest that they plan to set a time earlier and finish it earlier so that I can sleep.

Nakahara Chuya Akutagawa Ryunosuke, they don’t even know how to use me, and one of them needs me to get up in the middle of the night, carry him home after the task, wrap him up, and cover up the bloody smell before letting him go Go back to your own home.

According to this simple statement, "Little Silver will be worried".

"If you don't want her to worry, can you not be so stubborn when doing the task?"

"The weak have no right to life."

I thought what he said was very good, so after I took him home and treated the wound, I prepared to go out with a serious expression.

Akutagawa: "Where are you going?"

"The weak have no right to live, I just went to meet the weak."

In fact, I wanted to replace that weakling with an idiot. Later, when I thought about Akutagawa being Osamu Dazai's biggest fan, I said Osamu Dazai was an idiot, which would definitely make him uncomfortable.

This word affects our friendship, so I will not say it.

I was held back by Rashomon, the biggest fan of Osamu Dazai, who used Rashomon and said to me, "I don't allow it."

So it's a fool.

Before he met Osamu Dazai, he could still think calmly. After he met Osamu Dazai, let alone thinking, he was Dazai Osamu's exclusive Sunflower at that time, and he would do whatever Dazai Osamu asked him to do, and he didn't even turn around.

This is why I have such a bad relationship with Osamu Dazai after I have such a sunflower friend.

If it were you, a friend who brought you up, finally came out of the slums, and then met Osamu Dazai, a black mud monster, it would be polite if I didn't kill him.

Osamu Dazai was able to survive, largely because Akutagawa's Rashomon pulled me, and he didn't allow it, so I didn't do it.But let me listen to Osamu Dazai's arrangement, how should I say it?

At that time, instead of working in Mafia, I went to the Armed Detective Agency as a civilian. The reason for joining the job was also very simple and straightforward:

"My friend's boss wanted to use me, and I had to hide."

Akutagawa didn't try to put pressure on me because of Osamu Dazai, he was sane at this moment, he just said, "I don't want to be your enemy."

"Well, Ryunosuke, we will not be enemies."

Anyway, at the Armed Detective Agency at that time, how to put it, they would not let me deal with some troublesome things, which were really daily paperwork.

Because as I said, if I am against Ryunosuke, I will resign in about a second.

"Ryunosuke is the one who raised me."

"he is my friend."

It may not be a good thing to be my friend. Generally, I become friends with people for the sake of math problems.

But the math problems couldn't break the fan brain of Akutagawa Osamu Dazai. I stared at his head afterwards, and sometimes I wanted to do some bloody things.But it's also quick to give up.

I will not interfere too much with my friends' hobbies.

When we were not friends with Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai, especially the Osamu Dazai during the Mafia period, was very difficult to deal with.

I do not like.

Osamu Dazai who is a friend and Osamu Dazai who is not a friend receive completely different treatment from me.are two extremes.I won't let anyone other than my friends try to take advantage of my powers.

"Friend, is it very important?"

"important."

The current Akutagawa is still a subordinate that Osamu Dazai picked up from the slums, a rabid dog that doesn't bark in the slums.

It was the first time we met on this IF line, so it was also the first time I was unfamiliar with his eyes, and it can also be said that I stopped paying attention after one glance.

Osamu Dazai was very bored there, lying on the desk, looking hopeless, "The little dwarf is not here, and neither is Aoko, so I don't even have the energy to commit suicide."

Akutagawa stood alone in his office, probably not knowing what to do.

I coughed and knocked on the door, "Mr. Dazai——"

As soon as I uttered my voice, Dazai's whole body's spirit was fully lifted, and he looked at me with shining eyes, "Qingzi, let's die for love!"

"—I have sent you new papers."

Osamu Dazai lay down again, "Qingzi, I don't want to do it."

"This is something that Mr. Chuya specially ordered. I want me to return all the documents Mr. Dazai put on his desk these days."

"He just let you come because he knew I had nothing to do with you, sinister and cunning little dwarf!"

……

Can this gentleman have some points, please, if Nakahara Chuya is really insidious and cunning, now I should stand in front of Dazai Osamu's tombstone and mourn deeply.

At this time, Osamu Dazai finally thought of Akutagawa, he beckoned and let Akutagawa come over, "Akutagawa, these documents are handed over to you, and they will be approved this morning."

"……Yes."

I reminded him, "Are you sure he knows how to correct?"

"Isn't it just writing my name indiscriminately?" Dazai Osamu tried to show cuteness to me, "Do you still need me to teach this kind of thing?"

I looked at him quietly.

Osamu Dazai: "...Okay."

I don’t know how Osamu Dazai taught Akutagawa, who was unsuccessful in trying to catch fish, because he smiled and pushed me out of his office before teaching Akutagawa, on the grounds that he cared about my physical and mental health.

"The process must be physically and mentally uncomfortable. Qingzi doesn't need to see it. I don't want Qingzi to think I'm scary."

Me: "It's like you said something that I didn't see."

Osamu Dazai suddenly became shy, "Really...really?"

I:? ? ?

"Does it look good? Is Qingzi satisfied? Should we get married directly?"

I:? ? ?

The little question mark must have a lot of friends, and now my head is full of question marks, "Married?"

I want to say, aren't we friends? Why did we suddenly jump to getting married? Then I was silent for a while, and finally came to my senses.Akutagawa saw his Mr. Dazai being sent into his office by me, and I closed the door behind him.

In front of me, Osamu Dazai is closer to the image of the Armed Detective Agency, but to others, he is still the Osamu Dazai who can scare his subordinates with his name.

When I returned to Zhongyuan Zhongye's office, because Zhongyuan Zhongye was away on a mission, I was sorting out the things on his desk and filling in the missing coffee and tea leaves.

I read the documents without approval first, wrote out all the reports I could fill out, and then divided the documents into two piles.

As for whether there are important documents on his desk that I can't read, how should I put it, there were originally important documents from Mafia, and then I reminded Zhong Yuanzhong to put them away.

He didn't know why at the time, so he looked at me, "Huh?"

I'm serious: "I don't have enough authority."

"That's it? There's nothing you can't see."

"I'm afraid I'm talking in my sleep."

He laughed out loud, "Why don't I know, Qingzi, you sleep well, don't worry about it."

However, at my request, Zhongyuan Zhong also put them in another place, not on the table, but in a drawer.

My authority in Mafia is indeed very high, and Mori Ogai once let me handle some important documents, and it is an understatement to say that it gave me a little more experience.

Ordinary documents The leader of Mafia felt that I could not gain experience points, so he picked out important documents and asked me to study and keep them.

I am the safest safe in Mafia, and I am also the most dangerous.But my two friends did a good job of minimizing my danger.

I will not make a friend an enemy.

When Chuya Nakahara finished his task and came back, I finished all the documents I could solve. He opened the door of the office, and I woke up from the state of dozing off.

I took a coat that Zhongyuan Zhongya put here from me, and hung it on the coat rack. These actions took more than ten seconds, and Zhongyuan Zhongya still didn't take a step inside.

"Is there anything I need to do, Chuya?"

"Do you want Akutagawa?"

I looked at him suspiciously, he clenched his right hand into a fist, brought it closer to his mouth, and cleared his throat, "I mean, do you need Akutagawa's Rashomon? I can borrow it from Mackerel."

"Why do you ask?"

"Didn't you say that Akutagawa's superpowers are easy to use before? I went to the slums to look for it a few times, but I didn't see Akutagawa. Now that Dazai has found him, if you want Akutagawa, I can go and negotiate with Dazai."

Nakahara must also know that if I ask Dazai Osamu to borrow Akutagawa's Rashomon, Dazai Osamu will give it to me, but he will definitely do something else during the period.

Osamu Dazai has no integrity at all.

Even if we are good friends, you can let me step on the trap, and then act cute when I come back, saying that I am scared.

"If Qingzi dies here, I will definitely die in love with Qingzi."

At this time, I would very coldly put his face close to him and put my fingers against it to distance him, "It's useless to die for love, I haven't solved the problem yet, but you are the answer!"

Once he used me, Nakahara would kick him once, and then Osamu Dazai would pretend to be pitiful.

It made Zhongyuan Zhong also feel a little irritated sometimes, "I told you, don't indulge that mackerel like this, don't you know his virtues?"

know.

So this time Zhongyuan Zhong also asked himself to borrow Rashomon for me. The sacrifice was really great.They don't play against each other.

Nakahara is also prepared to resist all the firepower of Osamu Dazai alone.

"But, Chuya, have you ever thought that he doesn't want to borrow at all."

"Let him taunt a few times, isn't it all right?"

"Akutagawa doesn't want to?"

"Tsk. Akutagawa is a deadhead."

As long as Osamu Dazai did not explicitly say that he agreed, Akutagawa would not agree.

Akutagawa is a dead brain, but Rashomon is really convenient.