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What is my role in Mafia?

Staff with the strongest network.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

This is simply a fantasy story.

What kind of fantasy method?

All Men Are Brothers.

When I knew that Osamu Dazai had memories, I was so unlucky that I would choke on Osamu Dazai who popped up all of a sudden. Now——

I can calmly organize files and things when two people are arguing and fighting, and ask them what they ate.

The potential of human beings is infinite, at least in terms of nerve toughness, I have accepted that Osamu Dazai, the black mud in the world, has memory, and he has become my friend.

Then, it doesn't matter if there is another Central Plains.

It’s just that I can’t describe Osamu Dazai’s expression when he heard the news, that kind of unbelievable, that kind of cute expression full of black mud:

"Let me tell you, Qingzi, why do you have such bad eyesight, and you like a single-celled creature like a slug as your friend? Aren't people with bad brains not qualified to be your friend?"

When he was beaten by Chuya Nakahara, Atsushi and I chose to cover Hisakusaku's eyes.

Because Zhongyuan Zhongye is very measured, so our group of onlookers chose to watch.Proper means that what looks like a punch to the flesh is actually just a scratch.

Heavy and our dinner would taste of alcohol.

The wound needs to be treated by me, and when eating, Osamu Dazai will say that his hand hurts, he can't lift it, he can't hold the spoon, and he can't eat.

"Sure enough, Zhong also wants to starve me to death."

"Although starving to death is one of the ways to commit suicide, I don't want to waste the dinner Qingzi made."

"Yeah, my hand hurts."

Please read this kind of tone with a good sense of reading. If you add emotion, Osamu Dazai, who can be alive and kicking in front of me, and Nakahara, who is holding back his anger opposite him, may no longer exist.

"Dazai!!"

Dazai who hid in my arms hummed, "Qingzi, look, Zhong is also threatening me."

Atsushi and Hisakusa were hard at work eating, unsurprised by the two-year-old table manners.In the past, they would still be very disgusted. Hisaku even thought about letting Osamu Dazai hurt him, and then let him experience a brain hell.

That time, Osamu Dazai, a Mafia official, fell down the stairs.

Kusaku who just took a step:? ? ?

The stars and the moon in the eyes are so confused that they are deformed.

But he reacted very quickly, before Osamu Dazai pretended to be strong and looked at me with the eyes of a little white flower, he caught everyone's attention and burst into tears: "Qingzi, doesn't Mr. Dazai like Kusaku?"

The stars and the moon cry until they are deformed jpg

Dazai.Xiaobaihua.Zhi: The skill of pear blossom with rain is activated, the skill of crying tears is activated, and the skill of choking voice has been loaded.

"Qingzi..."

In the end, I was imprisoned in the same room by the ruthless me to write a review. After the review was finished, I dealt with the injury when it was time to deal with it, and I should be coaxed.

There are not many such confusing operations.

Osamu Dazai has become a sand sculpture on occasions where he should be deep and serious, or the kind of roc with wings spread.

For example, in Warehouse Street, after handing over the information and going back, bearing the frightening title of Dazai Osamu as a cadre, he maintained the majesty of a cadre and issued some strange orders.

Some of them are indeed needed in the mission, and some of them need to be beaten up by the Central Plains.

Let me count, his weird orders include becoming his subordinate, saying "I like you" with a deadpan face, and saying "dark little dwarf" to Zhong Yuanzhong ten times...

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"Officer Dazai, I am a subordinate of the Central Plains cadre."

"What does that matter? To be honest, it doesn't conflict with his subordinates."

"I will not challenge the bottom line of the Central Plains cadres."

"Great, Qingzi, you want to challenge gravity, right?"

He smiled, "Qingzi is Newton."

Of course, he challenged the bottom line of the cadres so much, even if he is a cadre and Chuya Chuya's partner, I still need to bring a bouquet of flowers in the hospital to express Chuya Zhongyuan's apology.

"The little man is showing off!"

"But flowers are expensive."

"Qingzi, you must be interested in his money, right?"

Dazai was right.

The story between me and Chuya Zhongyuan was indeed "You and I were never meant to be, it all depends on you being rich".

Chuya Zhongya is a person with a strong sense of responsibility.

As a survivor of the Huangba vomiting incident, after I was discovered by Zhongya Zhongyuan, I had many identities, such as his sister, his junior, or something else.

His impression here is very fixed - a good brother.

The last Tatsuhiko Shibusawa, who I said was a good brother, has good looks, money, and a smart head, so we became good brothers.Central Plains is also more special.

I have never seen this kind of child who is not good at school, so he spends money to hire a bunch of tutors, who rotate in a week.I was as poor as I was, so I stopped my morals on the spot, and hugged his thigh and shouted emotionally: "Dad!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

"You are my father, dear!"

The consequences of not being virtuous are very serious. The next day, I saw Zhong Yuanzhong frowning and flipping through a book that said "Child Psychology". The search records on the phone were even more so.

#What if my sister calls my dad?

#How to euphemistically tell a person that I am not her father?

# I was called Dad, should I accept it or reject it?

To draw an important point, he searched in Mafia's internal forum, and posted an anonymous post worriedly, when he found that there was no ready-made answer.

Even though he was anonymous, he carefully removed all identifications that could prove his identity."Hahaha" or "can play" at the bottom of the post, "Is this a new fun play?" "It is reasonable to suspect that the sister mentioned by the poster is his girlfriend"

After searching for a whole morning, I got only two conclusions: the host is a straight man of steel, and the host’s father is as loving as a mountain.

Father's love is like a mountain. Straight man of steel. Nakahara Chuya:? ? ?

Zhong Yuan, who was raising a child for the first time, also chose to continue to check the information between "is it true?" and "sounds reasonable".

Then, one is led on the wrong path.

Under the ideas of a group of people, he successively read books such as what is a straight man of steel, how to get rid of a straight man of steel, how to make a girl happy, etc., and was amwayed into a real father's love like a mountain drama.

I think the most wrong thing in life is calling him "Dad" out of morals.

He felt that one of the most wrong things in life was to show me that father loves like a mountain parent-child show.Let me distinguish between brother-sister relationship and father-daughter relationship.The most wrong thing is that he fell twice in the same pit.

A father loves a father like a mountain ghost.

Brother and sister love each other deeply.

He remembered the first time he was in a hurry to cover my eyes with one hand, press the remote control with the other hand, he was so anxious that he didn't turn it off in a sweat, and finally smashed the TV with supernatural power, the voice tried to calm down, and I was asked to wash and rest.

Because he had learned the lesson from the first time, he later seriously said "really brothers and sisters", and after getting the drama about brother and sister love, he watched it carefully to make sure there was nothing wrong with it. , Rest assured to watch with me.

Then, he skillfully smashed the TV set that had just been replaced with supernatural powers.

Why so skilled?

boy.

What does this story tell us?When inviting someone to watch a drama together, don’t just watch the first part and feel relieved. You should watch all of them before making a decision.

Otherwise, you will not know whether it is a fake light comedy behind it or a real German orthopedics.

By the time you know it, property and hearts have been traumatized.

Zhongyuan Zhong, who fell twice in a pit, also quit the forum.

Even a little hypersensitive to my approach.In short, during that time we got along with each other at a distance, and when he handed me a glass of water, he had to take a closer look at where my hand was before he dared to take it with confidence.

One can imagine how his heart was hit at that time.

But then it was fine.

Our contact is very natural.

As for how not to be a straight man of steel?

This is also completely useless.

Straighter than Iron Man, really, I think I'm better than him.

Zhong Yuanzhong also remembers my menstrual period, and will remind me not to eat cold food, drink more hot water, and not stay up late a few days ago, so that I can effectively avoid menstrual pain.

He can even put brown sugar in the office for me to make brown sugar water.

So what did I do?

I told him that it is better to drink more hot water than brown sugar water.

Also, I don't have physical pain.

Nakahara Chuya: "Is that so?"

"Is such that."

"But I see that they are complaining about being uncomfortable. You should also pay attention to it."

Compared with Nakahara Chuya's carefulness, he said he had a headache, I thought about it and said "drink more hot water".

When I went to the location of Chuya Zhongyuan, he was drinking hot water.That was probably the quietest time he ever got drunk. He didn't frighten his subordinates, he just made a phone call and ordered some hot water.

Is there hot water in the bar?

As long as you want it, there will always be it, otherwise, Zhongyuan Zhong may also look for hot water everywhere.

"Chuya, you're home."

"Oh."

In front of his subordinates, I helped Nakahara Nakaya back. He leaned against me, his blue eyes looked clear and not drunk, but when he opened his mouth, I thought he was drunk: "Go home Do you want to drink more water?"

"No, it's a hangover. Didn't you say you have a headache? I'll check later to see if you have a migraine or a headache caused by drunkenness. You're such an adult, and you can't control yourself when you drink."

"Drunk is not good."

He didn't leave, I looked at him suspiciously, and he said in a low voice, "I want to go home quickly."

"Go back by car?"

"You take me."

I feel very complicated.

My nominal guardian sat on the road in the middle of the night, didn't move, just stared at me with those blue eyes, and said, "Use your supernatural power to take me home."

He smelled of alcohol, and because he was a little anxious waiting for my answer, he stretched out his finger and hooked the choker on his neck, "No?"

I admire Zhong Yuan as a warrior.

Really.

My expression was strange and subtle at the time, it was not my reluctance, on the contrary, I just needed a warrior to experience the roller coaster.It's just that Nakahara Chuya was drunk at that time, and I was afraid that he would call himself a fool when he woke up.

On the way, Zhongyuan Zhongye woke up from the wine.

It may also be that the cold air at an altitude of [-] meters is too refreshing. I held him from the ground and jumped directly into the space to an altitude of [-] meters, and then made an emergency landing at home. This operation process——

When the gravity made my feet touch the ground, I let go of my collar, and didn't exert his supernatural power on me.

It scared him not only to sober up directly, but also worried that we would fall to our death together.

"Aren't you going straight home?"

I smiled embarrassedly, "The straight line between two points is the shortest, and a new road will be created. It's better to go directly to the sky."

Later, I learned more about the manipulation of gravity by his side, how to control gravity, and how to change my own gravity to go to the sky perfectly.

So why am I defying gravity?

In terms of gravity, besides Chuya Zhongyuan, who can guide me?

Osamu Dazai is wishful thinking.