i may be a bug
Chapter 35
It is not a good thing for ghosts to be too independent.So I mixed with humans.
——Tanikawa Kakutani
In fact, it is a miserable order.
He asked me to mingle among humans as a hidden ghost while I continued my research on sun allergies.
I squeezed my monocle: "Okay, my lord."
Regardless of what my boss wants to do, but as far as my eyes can see, that's the danger zone.When I pretended to be a frightened doctor and was rescued by the Ghost Killing Squad, the skull of the ghost that had been chopped off by the Sun Wheel Knife rolled to my feet.
The ghost's eyes were still alive, Wu Mi stared at me through his eyes, and when the head turned to ashes, I patted my chest, still in shock.
"Thank you very much, sir."
I fully expressed my gratitude to the members of the Ghost Killing Team, and felt that the Ghost Killing Team was much more reliable than my colleagues. As far as this efficiency is concerned, if we had half of it, I wouldn't be arrested.
Wu Mi said coldly in my mind: "What stupid things are you thinking?"
"The Ghost Killing Squad is very reliable."
If I were Tong Mo, I might be just a little short of dying from vomiting blood now, but I am a doctor, a doctor who has just been released and is not very useful but will definitely be used in the future.I don't want to be angry, I'm angry, and it didn't really cause me anything.
It just gave me a headache against the wall for a while.
I thank my boss for caring for me, so I decided to send wisteria flower tea to my boss tomorrow.Newly bought this year, the quality is guaranteed, the aroma of wisteria is strong, it will definitely taste great!
"Why?"
This time his voice sounded like he was going to kill.
I kept a happy mood: "Because I'm buying it every day. In order to let Mrs. Wu Mi have the best tasting wisteria tea, I will spend time picking it every day."
Chatting in the brain has this advantage, and there is no way to make threatening actions without face-to-face.It's harmless to me though, since at most he just raised my chin and threatened verbally.
That is, the mandible will be pinched and the neck will be sore.
Compared to other ghosts, my wounds won't break the skin. Sometimes when he is too strong, my mandible will be broken, but to ghosts, this is simply a minor injury.
After hundreds of years of confinement and my release, it seems that I never once fell into disarray.
Colleagues said that this is Master Wu Mi's love for doctors.
But isn't this the basic personal rights of employees?Even if we are ghosts, we can't regard this situation as normal just because our colleagues are in disarray.
It's just because our boss is too scumbag.
He didn't deprive me of the right to go back to my old den. After all, only there can I safely and boldly take out my colleagues without worrying about their screams attracting the Ghost Killing Squad.The research on ghosts determines the improvement progress of his potion.
But this time I was ordered by him to live with other people. One was to insert a dark eye for the Ghost Killing Squad under their lights, an eye that would not be excluded, and the other was to collect human samples.
I happily asked through the channel in my brain: "Master Wu Mi, do you want the Sun Wheel Knife? If so, I will go to the Ghost Slayer Squad?"
No misery: "..."
I dare say this is the worst pain I've ever had.
Because I lived with humans, I named myself Yayoi to commemorate my blind March.I met Wu Mi in March, and after a few years, I was turned into a ghost by him again in March.
Yayoi is another name for March.
It is actually very easy for ghosts to blend into the crowd, especially ghosts like me who are not afraid of the sun and carry wisteria flowers with them.It is a good reason to carry wisteria flowers with you because you have met ghosts once.
As a girl ghost with a deceptive appearance, when I smile slightly at people, it is best to have a little sadness and strength in my eyes.
"There are always some arrogant stinky men who think they can protect you."
This is what the fall girl said.
She and her brother, the prostitute Taro, are both top-sixth graders. Under the advice of the prostitute Taro, she reluctantly suppressed her temper when facing me.
It is better for a bright and attractive girl to have a pampered temper than to turn into a female death and make trouble for no reason.She was appointed by Wu Mi to help me better integrate into the crowd.
The first is to make me look more like a girl with a fragile appearance and a tough heart.A girl who has a tragic experience but is full of hope and actively fights against ghosts.
When Luo Ji heard this request, she lost her temper: "How can I help? Doctors are much more terrifying to ghosts than the ghost killing team!"
I don't have to pretend to be active in dealing with ghosts anymore. If Mr. Wu Mi didn't say that I was researching potions, I'm afraid that this group of Shangxian ghosts would think that I was an undercover agent of the ghost killing team.Waiting for them in Infinity City every day with the brewed wisteria tea, the wisteria flower tea brewed from the wisteria flowers raised by chopping off Shang Xian Er's head, except for Shang Xian Er who could accept it, the others could hardly swallow it.
Double disgusting.
Luo Ji even thought about wronging her belt to make her eat the wisteria tea, but I pinched her hand.
I said gently: "Girls, don't act like this."
Twelve ghost moons who refuse to drink my wisteria tea to their death will be punished by Wuyou when they go up, and they will be crushed to death by Wuyou when they go down.
"There is no need for disobedient people to exist."
As the boss of Twelve Ghost Moons, he has been poisoned by my wisteria flowers for so many years, and he drank it with a livid face. His subordinates still want to escape, it is impossible.
Die together.
Those who don't want to be buried with him will send him to die directly.
After they finish drinking, I will ask them to write a [-]-word impression, and ask them to give my wisteria flower tea their opinions so that I can improve it.
"It's adaptive training for weakness."
"Although I can't change the tea, I can change the taste."
With my efforts and the cooperation of Twelve Ghost Moons, my daily wisteria flower tea has many new flavors, such as thin blood, red bean, and wine.
The smell of thin blood is the strongest toxin, and it knocked down all the lower strings in one breath, causing them all to show symptoms of corrosion, severely inhibiting the regeneration ability of ghosts, and some lower strings collapsed immediately.The few who were still alive didn't even have the strength to roll on the floor of the infinite city.
The winding is a little better than theirs, but it's still alive and moving.
When I gave them the antidote, Wu Cang came out to see the miserable situation, and almost lost confidence in Xia Xian, wanting to kill all these ghosts.
"too weak!"
I was kneeling on the floor like everyone else, with my head down, so he didn't see my extremely subtle eyes.Boss, you thought you were getting cold when you drank it for the first time, and the first thing you did was prepare to die with me.
These seemingly original wisteria flavors are indeed original. The original time was very early, probably in the Heian-kyo era. The first drinker was the ancestor of this ghost.
The flesh on his body was completely corroded, so I hugged this half-skeleton, half-stained body, and was strangled by Wu Mi, looking up at the beams of the house.
He really wanted to kill me, but he was too weak to kill me at all.If my position was biased toward people, the ancestor of Oni, Oni Tsuji Mumi, would have died in my arms that day.
He recovered very slowly and had to stay by my side in the form of a child.Our relationship during that time was mother and son. When he stared at me, I would pat him on the back: "Good boy, after suffering so much, I will definitely not die in this kind of place in the future."
"What did you add to the wisteria?"
"A kind of ore."
Later, that kind of ore was discovered by humans and made into a sun wheel knife.I used to sigh with nostalgia: "It turns out that this ore can also be used to make knives!"
Wu Mi crushed a teacup on the spot.
Gave me a warning not to mention it again.
So it makes sense for Luo Ji to say that I am scarier than the Ghost Killing Squad. Apart from not wanting to kill them, I have too many ways to make their lives worse than death.
I don't know how to teach my girl to wear beautiful and expensive clothes, she took out all the new clothes she bought, looked at my face with a frown, and stuffed back all the brightly colored clothes.
Taro, the prostitute, stood beside her and comforted Luo Ji who was about to cry: "If you don't like it, you can buy it again."
I kept a plain face, and waited for the crying girl to calm down and put on makeup on me.
This is the situation on the first day.
Fallen Princess was annoyed by my face.
"How can you wear those clothes, they don't fit at all."
I think it's okay.
After all, clothes are expensive, the patterns are beautiful, and the colors are bright.
Fallen Princess suffocated my aesthetics.
"What kind of life did you live in the past? What's so good about this kind of clothes?"
She said I was meant to be pleased, not me to please.I think she worked really hard, for herself and her elder brother not to be killed by my experiment, she kept her temper and boasted that I was unparalleled in beauty.
I know.
But wisteria flower tea cannot be changed.
I am such a cold and heartless doctor.
The ruthless doctor had a good time in the mixed life, relying on his deceptive appearance to arouse the sympathy of others.Of course, I also met the "arrogant stinking man" mentioned by Luo Ji.
For the first time in history, I received a love letter, or a song, what should I do?
Luo Ji's idea was: "Let my brother cut him off."
I said, "Forget it, he's a Kwai-level member of the Ghost Slayer Squad." It's miserable enough to hand a love letter to a ghost, and to be hunted down by the top string six, let's give the Ghost Slayer Squad Zhu some face.
"Are you going back?"
"No, I don't know how to write waka."
This was a blatant rejection.
I was there gentle and gentle: "I have someone I like."
The man didn't stalk him, and left after saying "I wish you happiness" bitterly.
When I saw him again later, I was also very gentle.But he was devastated.He was caught by a ghost in my laboratory and used as a test subject.
I wore a mask and reverted to my doctor's attire.
He still recognized me immediately.
"Miss Yayoi..."
"Don't be afraid, you won't be in pain."
Miss Yayoi has someone she likes. The person she likes is a ghost, and this ghost bewitches Miss Yayoi.This is much easier to accept than Miss Yayoi being a ghost, but he watched me walk in the sun.
"Seriously, Lord Wu Mi, will a ghost like me really not let their beliefs collapse?"
"That's what they deserve."
——Tanikawa Kakutani
In fact, it is a miserable order.
He asked me to mingle among humans as a hidden ghost while I continued my research on sun allergies.
I squeezed my monocle: "Okay, my lord."
Regardless of what my boss wants to do, but as far as my eyes can see, that's the danger zone.When I pretended to be a frightened doctor and was rescued by the Ghost Killing Squad, the skull of the ghost that had been chopped off by the Sun Wheel Knife rolled to my feet.
The ghost's eyes were still alive, Wu Mi stared at me through his eyes, and when the head turned to ashes, I patted my chest, still in shock.
"Thank you very much, sir."
I fully expressed my gratitude to the members of the Ghost Killing Team, and felt that the Ghost Killing Team was much more reliable than my colleagues. As far as this efficiency is concerned, if we had half of it, I wouldn't be arrested.
Wu Mi said coldly in my mind: "What stupid things are you thinking?"
"The Ghost Killing Squad is very reliable."
If I were Tong Mo, I might be just a little short of dying from vomiting blood now, but I am a doctor, a doctor who has just been released and is not very useful but will definitely be used in the future.I don't want to be angry, I'm angry, and it didn't really cause me anything.
It just gave me a headache against the wall for a while.
I thank my boss for caring for me, so I decided to send wisteria flower tea to my boss tomorrow.Newly bought this year, the quality is guaranteed, the aroma of wisteria is strong, it will definitely taste great!
"Why?"
This time his voice sounded like he was going to kill.
I kept a happy mood: "Because I'm buying it every day. In order to let Mrs. Wu Mi have the best tasting wisteria tea, I will spend time picking it every day."
Chatting in the brain has this advantage, and there is no way to make threatening actions without face-to-face.It's harmless to me though, since at most he just raised my chin and threatened verbally.
That is, the mandible will be pinched and the neck will be sore.
Compared to other ghosts, my wounds won't break the skin. Sometimes when he is too strong, my mandible will be broken, but to ghosts, this is simply a minor injury.
After hundreds of years of confinement and my release, it seems that I never once fell into disarray.
Colleagues said that this is Master Wu Mi's love for doctors.
But isn't this the basic personal rights of employees?Even if we are ghosts, we can't regard this situation as normal just because our colleagues are in disarray.
It's just because our boss is too scumbag.
He didn't deprive me of the right to go back to my old den. After all, only there can I safely and boldly take out my colleagues without worrying about their screams attracting the Ghost Killing Squad.The research on ghosts determines the improvement progress of his potion.
But this time I was ordered by him to live with other people. One was to insert a dark eye for the Ghost Killing Squad under their lights, an eye that would not be excluded, and the other was to collect human samples.
I happily asked through the channel in my brain: "Master Wu Mi, do you want the Sun Wheel Knife? If so, I will go to the Ghost Slayer Squad?"
No misery: "..."
I dare say this is the worst pain I've ever had.
Because I lived with humans, I named myself Yayoi to commemorate my blind March.I met Wu Mi in March, and after a few years, I was turned into a ghost by him again in March.
Yayoi is another name for March.
It is actually very easy for ghosts to blend into the crowd, especially ghosts like me who are not afraid of the sun and carry wisteria flowers with them.It is a good reason to carry wisteria flowers with you because you have met ghosts once.
As a girl ghost with a deceptive appearance, when I smile slightly at people, it is best to have a little sadness and strength in my eyes.
"There are always some arrogant stinky men who think they can protect you."
This is what the fall girl said.
She and her brother, the prostitute Taro, are both top-sixth graders. Under the advice of the prostitute Taro, she reluctantly suppressed her temper when facing me.
It is better for a bright and attractive girl to have a pampered temper than to turn into a female death and make trouble for no reason.She was appointed by Wu Mi to help me better integrate into the crowd.
The first is to make me look more like a girl with a fragile appearance and a tough heart.A girl who has a tragic experience but is full of hope and actively fights against ghosts.
When Luo Ji heard this request, she lost her temper: "How can I help? Doctors are much more terrifying to ghosts than the ghost killing team!"
I don't have to pretend to be active in dealing with ghosts anymore. If Mr. Wu Mi didn't say that I was researching potions, I'm afraid that this group of Shangxian ghosts would think that I was an undercover agent of the ghost killing team.Waiting for them in Infinity City every day with the brewed wisteria tea, the wisteria flower tea brewed from the wisteria flowers raised by chopping off Shang Xian Er's head, except for Shang Xian Er who could accept it, the others could hardly swallow it.
Double disgusting.
Luo Ji even thought about wronging her belt to make her eat the wisteria tea, but I pinched her hand.
I said gently: "Girls, don't act like this."
Twelve ghost moons who refuse to drink my wisteria tea to their death will be punished by Wuyou when they go up, and they will be crushed to death by Wuyou when they go down.
"There is no need for disobedient people to exist."
As the boss of Twelve Ghost Moons, he has been poisoned by my wisteria flowers for so many years, and he drank it with a livid face. His subordinates still want to escape, it is impossible.
Die together.
Those who don't want to be buried with him will send him to die directly.
After they finish drinking, I will ask them to write a [-]-word impression, and ask them to give my wisteria flower tea their opinions so that I can improve it.
"It's adaptive training for weakness."
"Although I can't change the tea, I can change the taste."
With my efforts and the cooperation of Twelve Ghost Moons, my daily wisteria flower tea has many new flavors, such as thin blood, red bean, and wine.
The smell of thin blood is the strongest toxin, and it knocked down all the lower strings in one breath, causing them all to show symptoms of corrosion, severely inhibiting the regeneration ability of ghosts, and some lower strings collapsed immediately.The few who were still alive didn't even have the strength to roll on the floor of the infinite city.
The winding is a little better than theirs, but it's still alive and moving.
When I gave them the antidote, Wu Cang came out to see the miserable situation, and almost lost confidence in Xia Xian, wanting to kill all these ghosts.
"too weak!"
I was kneeling on the floor like everyone else, with my head down, so he didn't see my extremely subtle eyes.Boss, you thought you were getting cold when you drank it for the first time, and the first thing you did was prepare to die with me.
These seemingly original wisteria flavors are indeed original. The original time was very early, probably in the Heian-kyo era. The first drinker was the ancestor of this ghost.
The flesh on his body was completely corroded, so I hugged this half-skeleton, half-stained body, and was strangled by Wu Mi, looking up at the beams of the house.
He really wanted to kill me, but he was too weak to kill me at all.If my position was biased toward people, the ancestor of Oni, Oni Tsuji Mumi, would have died in my arms that day.
He recovered very slowly and had to stay by my side in the form of a child.Our relationship during that time was mother and son. When he stared at me, I would pat him on the back: "Good boy, after suffering so much, I will definitely not die in this kind of place in the future."
"What did you add to the wisteria?"
"A kind of ore."
Later, that kind of ore was discovered by humans and made into a sun wheel knife.I used to sigh with nostalgia: "It turns out that this ore can also be used to make knives!"
Wu Mi crushed a teacup on the spot.
Gave me a warning not to mention it again.
So it makes sense for Luo Ji to say that I am scarier than the Ghost Killing Squad. Apart from not wanting to kill them, I have too many ways to make their lives worse than death.
I don't know how to teach my girl to wear beautiful and expensive clothes, she took out all the new clothes she bought, looked at my face with a frown, and stuffed back all the brightly colored clothes.
Taro, the prostitute, stood beside her and comforted Luo Ji who was about to cry: "If you don't like it, you can buy it again."
I kept a plain face, and waited for the crying girl to calm down and put on makeup on me.
This is the situation on the first day.
Fallen Princess was annoyed by my face.
"How can you wear those clothes, they don't fit at all."
I think it's okay.
After all, clothes are expensive, the patterns are beautiful, and the colors are bright.
Fallen Princess suffocated my aesthetics.
"What kind of life did you live in the past? What's so good about this kind of clothes?"
She said I was meant to be pleased, not me to please.I think she worked really hard, for herself and her elder brother not to be killed by my experiment, she kept her temper and boasted that I was unparalleled in beauty.
I know.
But wisteria flower tea cannot be changed.
I am such a cold and heartless doctor.
The ruthless doctor had a good time in the mixed life, relying on his deceptive appearance to arouse the sympathy of others.Of course, I also met the "arrogant stinking man" mentioned by Luo Ji.
For the first time in history, I received a love letter, or a song, what should I do?
Luo Ji's idea was: "Let my brother cut him off."
I said, "Forget it, he's a Kwai-level member of the Ghost Slayer Squad." It's miserable enough to hand a love letter to a ghost, and to be hunted down by the top string six, let's give the Ghost Slayer Squad Zhu some face.
"Are you going back?"
"No, I don't know how to write waka."
This was a blatant rejection.
I was there gentle and gentle: "I have someone I like."
The man didn't stalk him, and left after saying "I wish you happiness" bitterly.
When I saw him again later, I was also very gentle.But he was devastated.He was caught by a ghost in my laboratory and used as a test subject.
I wore a mask and reverted to my doctor's attire.
He still recognized me immediately.
"Miss Yayoi..."
"Don't be afraid, you won't be in pain."
Miss Yayoi has someone she likes. The person she likes is a ghost, and this ghost bewitches Miss Yayoi.This is much easier to accept than Miss Yayoi being a ghost, but he watched me walk in the sun.
"Seriously, Lord Wu Mi, will a ghost like me really not let their beliefs collapse?"
"That's what they deserve."
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