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About the years when I and Wu Mi killed each other.

After typing this line, I feel that I have lost my appetite.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

As a doctor, I understand Twelve Ghost Moon's physical condition and vampire art.As a doctor, my usual response to the unreasonable ghosts in the Infinite City is to be deaf.

To be honest, I actually really wanted Wu Mi to turn me into a ghost and make me blind. Looking at such a group of strange ghosts every day, I really worried that my aesthetics would be biased by others.

It may have been off.

Now I can look at the six eyes of Shangxian without changing my face, and say "Your eyes are so beautiful" skillfully and sincerely when comforting the patient's emotions.

Even for the most unreasonable Shangxian Er, I can heal his believers while dealing with the sorrow that he can't reach the bliss early for the believers after he heals, and the sorrow for the believers who can't reach the bliss early if he doesn't heal.

If the second situation occurs, if he says "a good person, how come he died when he was sent to you".When he shed tears for the believer's early death, I would plant his momotou in a flower pot, lovingly: "Oh, the momotou that can't talk is the cutest."

Anyway, as long as it's not the sun wheel knife and the sun, I will give Tong Mo a bath with wisteria flowers and he will have no major problems.Severed heads will grow back, and severed limbs will heal themselves.

I usually use the mushroom head as the nourishment for the growth of wisteria.

I am a doctor without numbers in my eyes, and I don’t have too many inhuman features after ghosting, and I don’t smell blood when I don’t use vampirism.But when I touched the wisteria flower for the first time, the aroma of the wisteria flower caused my body to be burned and corroded, and the hands that touched it were corroded clean.

Wu Mi just stood there, watching my patient take out wisteria flowers and say that I am a ghost who cannot see the light and deserve to die.After I got used to the presence of wisterias, I strangled the neck of the patient who intended to hack me to death with a rusty knife.The purple flowers of the wisteria were scattered all over the ground.

"Aren't you sad?"

I sighed to my superior: "My lord, you are stepping on my medical records."

If he's not there, I'll fix it with a buff.If he was there, the scene would go to a brutal place.

My boss turned me into a ghost and tried to test my loyalty to see if I had compassion for people.He was unhappy that I changed too quickly, and he was even more unhappy when I forced myself to be merciful and save someone's life.

I put up with him for years.

Watching him force me to do all kinds of boring test questions with the villain's aura, let me kill people and set fires, and play the routine of revenge for the people who saved me but was saved until I closed my eyes and knew what the patient would do next, yes Will you use wisteria flowers to try to kill me or pull me to see the sun or contact the ghost killing team and say that you are in a clinic run by a ghost.

I went through too many medical routines in those years, and the overly strong smell of wisteria flowers in my clinic made the Ghost Killing Squad feel confused after several visits.

After I was exhausted and said that I opened a clinic for the treatment of mental illness, I sent them out and stood in the sun to say goodbye to them. They would no longer suspect that I was a ghost.

As for why I can stand under the sun without turning into ashes, I told Wu Mi that when I was experimenting with various treatments for sun allergy, I used myself to test the medicine.Maybe try it halfway, fight fire with fire.

I was sucked out of two tubes of blood.

He didn't believe me when I said that I studied my blood and found that it was useless, it would turn to ashes in the sun, and he didn't believe that I used my blood to feed a ghost, so that he died when he was in the sun. As fast as a drunk ghost.

He is jealous of me.

Red-eyed with jealousy.

So the attitude towards me was extremely bad, and they bossed me around and made me a doctor without status or name, so they called me a doctor.

He even ordered me not to walk in the sun at will, unless I was doing a special task.

He cut me open and checked me over and over again, but he couldn't find the reason why I was able to stand in the sun.

If he can put a reflection or immune buff on himself, he can stand in the sun, but he doesn't have my supernatural ability, and he doesn't have the ability to manipulate vectors.As for me, if I posted it to him, would he be so incompetent and furious?

During those days, I gave him a bouquet of wisteria flowers every day, and I continued to give him wisteria flowers.When Wu Mi's rose-red eyes looked at me gloomyly, I just smiled: "Master Wu Mi, isn't the wisteria flower pretty?"

Even if my back is in disarray, as long as my finger is still there, I will pick up the wisteria flower from the blood stains and hold it in front of him: "Aren't the wisteria flowers beautiful, Mr. Wu Mi? Or does Mr. Wu Mi not like it at all?" Me, why don't you accept my flowers?"

Later, I looked up the flower language of wisteria, and felt that I hadn't found the wrong reason.After all, the flower language of wisteria is to live for love and die for love. Even if ghosts hate wisteria, but Wu Mi is the king of ghosts, and his subordinates are willing to risk pain and danger to pick wisteria for him. He is still not moved by this kind of heart ?

I asked him if he was moved?

If I don't move him for a day, I will send it every day, and sooner or later he will be moved, and I will send it at noon.Under a round of scorching sun, the whole body was bathed in the sunlight that ghosts fear most, and he handed over the wisteria flowers that had been cultivated through untold hardships to Mr. Wumi Ghost King.During festivals, he would increase the dosage, put on a wisteria-patterned kimono, and hand him a gift bag of wisteria flowers at noon in the sun.

Wisteria flower tea, wisteria flower cake, and an improved version of Shuixinxuan cake.I replaced the cherry blossoms in the middle of the transparent water shingen mochi with wisteria flowers.

Such a heart, just to see Wu Mi's expression when he saw these gifts.

I even put a pain relief buff and an immune buff to prevent myself from being sunburned and let him cut it without resistance, but he was still not happy.I think this may be because I didn't deliver it to the place, and I delivered the most beautiful wisteria flower I have raised every few days.

He looked at the wisteria flowers and said happily, "Get lost!"

This is the method I use to deal with Wu Mi, the most vicious medical troublemaker——using the love influence of wisteria flowers.

When he took the wisteria flower from my hand reflexively, his expression was a little distorted, and I laughed out of great surprise and said, "Master Wu Mi, this is the first time you have accepted a gift from me!" His expression was ugly.

But it doesn't matter, in order to make him happier, I peeled off a grain of Kopei candy and fed it to him.

My hand was directly cut off.

At that time, there was no Twelve Ghost Moon, and when his temper came up, there was no one else to vent his temper. After cutting off my hands, he went out to find food. People fainted on the spot.

He scares my patients.

For the sake of the patient's psychology, I sent the patient to a peaceful world.He snorted: "I killed all the people you saved."

I said, "Oh."

He was very dissatisfied with my reaction: "Cry it out! Cry it out for me!!"

I think this ghost, his psychology has been distorted. He was young. He spent many years in bed as a human being in the first half of his life. He has not been a ghost for many years. His mentality is as naive as a child, and he can't even speak well.

But he doesn't think so.

He feels good about himself.

If you want me to cry, just start it.

All my patients were lost by him. I didn't cry, my expression was flat and my reaction was flat.He made me into a mess and I didn't cry before, he just thought, I might need to press myself in the water and think about how to cry.

If I don't think so, I really can't understand his operation of pressing a ghost into the water. We ghosts don't need to breathe and won't choke on the water.

When I came out of the water, I was wet, but I still didn't cry.

I've been with him for so long, but I haven't found any bright spots on this ghost, and I'm both cowardly and disdainful.The only shining point is that face.

I acted as a doctor and moved him out of his hiding place while he was being granulated by the Rihu.Because he was seriously injured at that time, I did some over-the-top research. When he was cured by me, he locked me in confinement without saying a word.

Hundreds of years.

When I came out, Twelve Ghost Moons were replaced by a bunch of people I didn't know, which made me look like a ghost whose face had just been transformed.

"How pitiful."

When I came out, Shangxian Ertong Mo was crying beside me. He was hugging a girl, and tears flowed from his colorful Marysu eyes: "It's so pitiful to have nothing in one night. It doesn't matter, God will let you To bliss."

I think this man is sick.

In a pile of blood, he hugged one of the victims and stuffed food into his mouth while crying.I waited for him for a long time, and when I was about to fall asleep, he approached me with fresh blood as if he had just discovered me.

As a newborn ghost, I was brought to Wu Mi's side again, and Tong Mo said that I was the doctor Wu Mi wanted.

"Does the doctor want to go to bliss?"

That's why I especially don't want to stay with this first stringer.He has the illusion that God loves the world, and weeps for the misery of others, but that is false. Human misery is only his joy, and his believers are his food.

I don't want to be his new fun, to do his boring pastime.

After all, he may not even understand what fun is.

He just often smiled carefreely, looked at the emotions he didn't understand, and then cried two tears and said, "It's so pitiful."

After I was released from confinement, I struggled for decades, and finally got a hospital. I continued my career in this hospital for nearly a thousand years, but a group of ghosts were unlucky.

There are no numbers in the eyes, and the doctor who is not the twelve ghosts has become a horror legend among ghosts.Except for Shangxian and Wumi, no ghost can see me without shaking.They know that I will inevitably have the worry of being treated as an experimental subject by me. They don't know that my body will be sent to me without misfortune. Those who can get out in good condition will only eat desperately, and they will run away when they hear the word doctor.

I don't think I'm that scary.

After all, in the face of a group of ghosts haunted by doctors, I can treat them with wisteria tea and greet them with care. I think I am already very amiable.