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I worked hard and worked several jobs alone.

I don't think this will work.

I brought all my colleagues over to work together.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Payne received a letter from Hobby.

"Boss Payne, senior is going to kill me! She said that Ah Fei is too useless to move the money back!! Ah Fei doesn't want to die!!!"

When Ah Fei wrote this letter, I pointed my hand at his neck and asked him: "Can you write?"

Poor little Afei swore to die, and then I pointed Kunai at his hair: "If you don't write, I will make you bald."

Hair is more important than life.

When this distress letter full of A Fei's sincere feelings was delivered to Payne, I didn't know what Payne's expression was, but looking at the two people he sent over, one with a short section and one corner, I understood what he meant up.

Payne received the second letter from Fei Duan: "Boss Payne, there is not enough manpower, I can't handle the organization's shared property."

Immediately afterwards came A Fei's third letter: "Boss Payne, A Fei is almost exhausted!!! I beg Senior Didara, Senior Scorpion, Senior Itachi, Senior Kisame!"

Payne: "What the hell are you doing?"

This time it was me who replied: "When we were making money, we played too big, and now we are almost becoming gods!! What should we do, Boss Payne??"

The four of us deceive people in order to study those miracles, and prevent other ninjas from discovering that those are ninjutsu effects that affect our money. We racked our brains and thought hard, exhausted A Fei and Fei Duan, and we finally found out that we played big.

The country where our Yuren village is located is bordered by three other countries and has been at the center of wars all year round, so the people have been displaced.We, the celestial beings who messed up to make money, burned most of the country from the humble land. Wherever our rouge and gouache go, there is the birthplace of our believers, the place where we are blessed by God, and we can get peace.

We who are collecting money: ? ? ?

The imagination of the people is boundless.By the time we realized it, money had been made, and rumors about the Heavenly Man were flying everywhere.There is no way, in order to prevent our well-established golden signboard from being used by others to ruin our business, we compiled a "Summary of the Philosophy of the Tianshangren Group" overnight in front of the theme of the Akatsuki organization, and spread it out through the hands of the puppet daimyo.

When I was finally able to catch my breath, I checked how it happened like this, and even the always lively A Fei was speechless.

The daimyo want to buy our things for their relatives, so as to prove that their relatives are Kaguya Hime on the moon, and they don't want to be spoken ill of themselves by foolish people.I don’t know which ghost made up that “the heavenly people use these rouge gouache to spread the hope of peace to people. Only by buying can you get hope and win the blessing of the gods.” This ghost used this reason to make his people afford the cost of buying rouge gouache , and very well-founded.

If you bought it but didn't get peace, don't be afraid, you will blame the heavenly man, and his love for the people was deceived by the heavenly man.

So a bunch of famous people think that this reason is very good, and they don't need to pay for it themselves, and a bunch of people use it.After the inexplicable truce in two places, this ghost reason became true.

And we were horrified to find that we had become the unified belief of the people in more than half of the country.Rao is my current man-made weapon character design, and there is no OOC in this wave of operations I complained about.

This wave of operations is too coquettish, just like when we were preparing for 4VS5, the other side collectively disconnected from the internet.They are no longer the fat sheep that are friendly and cooperative with us, but the lamb chops that have been washed and lined up one by one in the slaughterhouse to be cut by machines, and we can eat them after a little processing.

"I just want to make some money."

But what are they doing?

Put us directly on the altar, want us to have a coup d'etat?World peace starting from the land of Kawa?

Later, when the daimyos felt that it was not good, they stopped saying such things, but the rumors of us among the people can no longer be stopped.They were suffering from the chaos of the war, and they were worried about the rekindling of the war one day. When there was a little hope, they became restless, and when they saw that the war between the two cities had really stopped, they were not restless, and no one could stop them. Live spontaneous action.

It doesn't matter whether the heavenly beings are gods or evil spirits, as long as they don't have to fight and don't go to the battlefield as a dead person, they can trust any of them.

In addition to following the trend, we can only desperately send signals to Penn.Poor and helpless.

Boss, we are about to become the gods of the Kawa no Kuni, what should we do?

Our Xiao organization, because of this incident, called back all the people who were performing tasks outside, and came to a collective meeting.Regardless of whether their task was to catch a tailed beast or something, they all gave up halfway and went straight back to the stronghold.When they were trying to catch the tailed beast and bring world peace by force, most of the country of Sichuan was already organized by Akatsuki, and no one had anything to say about the process.

The four of us sat together, the face that could be seen was expressionless, and Ah Fei, who couldn't see the face, honestly stopped talking.

Don't dare to move, dare not speak, we were just trying to make money, it turned out to be an evolving peaceful coup d'etat, swear by the property of Kakuto, we really just wanted to get the money that four people can take back at the beginning .After all, I think Boss Payne sent Jiaodu and Feiduan because he disliked us for making money too slowly.

"Sky, tell me what's going on."

"When defrauding money in the name of a celestial being, I didn't pay attention to propriety, and created a celestial cult."

"The process of cheating money."

"The gods are manifest."

I was publicly executed.Because I was the main culprit, I was pushed to the first position of public execution by the three accomplices in a very tacit understanding. Under the watchful eyes of the organizers, I used ninjutsu that specializes in supernatural powers.

This ninjutsu doesn't care about attack power at all, it only cares about how fancy it is.To be immortal, to be merciful but also cruel, to be ruthless but also to be affectionate, to be ignorant of all living beings and yet to love the world.Its difficulty is the same as the colorful black. I can make it, which shows that I have the talent of a designer.

Fortunately, I didn't give this ninjutsu a name, so I didn't have to pronounce "Ninjutsu. God loves the world", "Ninjutsu. Cihang Pudu", otherwise I would be dead now.

The essence of ninjutsu is actually to paste the buff I prepared.

I lied to people that I paid a lot of attention to the scene, and when I applied buffs to myself, I also applied layer after layer in a grand manner. What is called a heavenly being, it should be a god who is far away and cannot be observed by mortals.

Therefore, the image of my celestial daughter is always hazy with only one pair of eyes and a vague figure.But under many buffs such as "compassion", "compassion", "ruthlessness", "distance", and "divinity", the goddess of heaven with only one pair of eyes looks very clearly at people, making people feel that everything in the world is in her eyes, She watched, but didn't care.

I even gave the Daughter of Heaven a frenzied buff when I was making the character design - she has everything in her eyes, and among all things, the only person she cares about is you in her eyes.

Great or not?

Great, right?

In order for the believers to be firm in their faith and live with hope, I also added a lot of affinity buffs to the image of the Heavenly Daughter, and then superimposed the above buff.Let her have a high distance from the believers, but also have the compassion of bending down.

It worked out well, rather too well.

After the image of the Maiden of Heaven was completely perfected, when the puppet daimyo put it up for people to witness the mercy of the Maiden of Heaven, I released this image, and a bunch of people knelt down on the floor, weeping uncontrollably.

I suspect I added some onion buff, but there is no.

Then the heavenly man becomes a prairie fire.

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The image of the Daughter of Heaven comes from water, and there will be rising water vapor when she appears on the stage, which is actually the effect of water escape and fire escape. I used the pile of ninjutsu that I created when I cheated in Tokaima. The consumption of chakra is minimal, and the effect Nice and hidden.After all, it is the god of ninjas that Tomama wants to hide. If he doesn't hide a little bit, Hashirama will tearfully say "I can't let Tomama sacrifice like this" when he finds out, just admit defeat, and then go beat Uchiha Sasuke.

Therefore, according to rumors, the daughter of the sky was also placed on the head of the river, and a water ritual was held.

No, did they just accept the setting of the gods?

I wonder if I added some buffs that change the world settings when I paste the buffs.But for the sake of money, I have already ignored this issue until most of the Sichuan Kingdom fell into the belief of the heavenly beings.

I'm a scientist, and I created a god with my own hands.

The celestial girl who appeared looked at my colleague with that kind of clear eyes, but as the manipulator behind her, my eyes were still empty.

Comparison hurts.

Ten seconds after she appeared, I stopped the ninjutsu and looked at the accomplices.

"That's it."

When they gritted their teeth and were about to go on stage to perform public executions, I put an end to the process of how to deceive people in a calm tone, "The daughter of the sky has now been given the title of God of Rivers, Boss Payne, what should we do? "

How to do?

Every person in the Xiao organization has a heavenly vest.The Celestial Organization we originally used to make money has now completely become the official religion of the Kingdom of Chuan. Behind every Celestial is a traitor who broke his integrity for the sake of world peace.

I'm curious to know what the hell is going on here?

How did we, a temporary organization that hypes rouge and gouache for huge profits, come into such a state, and let all Xiao organization members work two jobs.

During the day, I worked hard to entrust killing and setting fire to prepare for the tailed beast, and at night I had to work overtime and take turns listening to the distress of believers, becoming their spiritual support.

"Mr. Itachi, are humans such gullible creatures?"

"No. All they trust is hope."

Even if this hope is just a bait put on the hook by someone who doesn't know where they stand, those who are lost and can't find hope will do everything for it.

I clearly know.

But Sora doesn't understand.

"So, I did a good job this time?"

"You did very well."

"It's a compliment, Mr. Itachi."

"Ah."

"If you compliment me, shouldn't you smile at me, Mr. Itachi?"

The newly appointed Tsukiyomi Ming pretended not to hear, and turned into a crow with a bang and flew away.

The crow splitting itself is really easy to use.

I stayed where I was and could only count the money lonely.