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Change your personal settings, change your thinking, and make money depends entirely on falsehoods.

Kill people and set fire to them, and rob houses.

Alas, the staff of the World Peace Organization is not easy to do.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Do you know what I mean?

I know.

You're going to lift the floors of other people's houses again.

I sighed a little sadly.

It's really expensive to raise Uchiha's men. I had to change from a fishing employee to a model worker, and I had to have another colleague to support me.

The same man from the Uchiha family, the comparison is really tragic.

The man who raised me is Itachi Uchiha, and the money he bought medicine from me has already taken care of my living expenses for a month.So, after I decided to write a dissertation on Sharingan because of his money, I put a discount card in his hand this time.

The donor needs the offering of love in order to get more money from him.If he had died early, the amount of money I lost would be heartbreaking.

"It can be [-]% off."

A colleague like me who is full of sharp attributes, except that I look younger, I don’t have the slightest cuteness of a girl of the same age, and the little corner of my mouth is now no different from the preview before the murder.There was a metallic chill in that smile.

Jiaodu said that the appearance that I could let him waive the bill in the past is gone forever.

I was wearing a fire cloud robe with a high collar, and the figure of a girl was also shrouded under the robe.In the past few months, due to missions and killing too many people, the innocence that he had to pretend to be forced to survive before was completely wiped out.Even the red sand scorpion will have a stress response when my hand touches the crimson amber, and the puppet string is in a state of release.

Although I have learned a little slang, but according to the current trend, I am more like a weapon than a person.

Things backfired and put the cart before the horse.

The reason is also very simple, because people are too complicated, and the measurement standard of emotion has never been different, and then I returned to my weapon.

The means of measuring the emotions of others are becoming more and more monotonous.

If you give me money, you like me, if you don't, you hate me.

Promise I like it, refuse it means I don't like it.

So my "I like that goal today" means that the goal spent money to eliminate the disaster, and I happily gave him a happy one. "Today's target is too annoying" means that the target is an elm head, not to mention where the family money is, I can only use means.

The character setting has been changed, and the character of "I don't like to listen to other people's lies" has come out in a reasonable way.

Say what you want, I don't know how to be euphemistic.

Damn, in order to find a hundred reasons for the target to lose money, I have set up a thunder point for my character.But in fact, according to my original character design in the script, I should be a person who doesn't care about other things except the user. I ate this character design.

"It's too stupid to treat people as sustenance, and I won't allow me to be so stupid."

"What can fit in your pocket is the most important thing."

Saying that, I put the money bag I got from the target into my own pocket.

My level of financial obsession increases simultaneously with the attributes of the scientific research madman. Kunai is usually used as a scalpel when he is pulled out of the ninja tool bag.

Instead of giving up on understanding humans physically, I became more fanatical because I myself wanted to know what it was that I was trying to be.

Unable to empathize emotionally, only physically close contact with people.

The undead Hidan is the one who has lay down the most times in my lab, because he can't die.

"Do you feel fine?"

Uchiha Itachi once asked me that.

I replied: "Mr. Itachi, I can't understand the meaning of very good."

I was covered in bandages, and the smell of medicine seeped out from under the bandages, but I didn't pay any attention.Because those seemingly serious wounds have been treated by me, and even the pain is minimal.

I don't have a fixed partner in the Akatsuki organization. Most of the time, I follow Kakutsu Hidan and the two of them out of Urenin Village first, and then act alone.This keeps me from being sullen all the time, remembering that I am a weapon.

But now, I have a partner.

Uchiha Madara's heir, A Fei.

Big brother, I'm raising your Uchiha old man, so don't jump out and add trouble.

Although he talked about letting him make money to support himself, but before the vegetables were grown, I still supported him.

I couldn't help but look at the masked man emotionally: "Follow me."

"Good senior."

I already knew that Ah Fei is a good showman. He crazily added scenes to himself along the way, so I tried to keep silent, and I was too entangled to reply with "um" and "yes".

I am so difficult.

"Senior, I heard that other people have the task of catching tailed beasts, do we have it too?"

"No."

Because when I arrived at the target's house, after I solved the target, the mouth that I had shut up along the way finally came into play, "I used to be alone, and Payne didn't let me catch it."

"But senior, we are now two people."

"The tail beasts have also been divided."

I devoted myself to completing the ritual of murder, arson, and house robbing. Ah Fei watched me set fire to escape, and then completely lifted the floor of the target's house. I touched all the money in the target's house.

"That's what we should be doing."

A bunch of them are ready to catch the tail beast, and our group is the logistics.How strong my ability to make money is a mystery to the Akatsuki organization, but if I say I have no money, then Payne will understand that the Akatsuki organization needs to cut down on food and clothing.

I am a big dog that makes up one-third of Xiao organization's capital chain.

Murder and arson have already appeared, and then house robbery is an important way to get rich.But when I go out, I will only lift the floor of the target's house. I will not touch the floor of the house of people who have nothing to do with the task.

I am a very principled person. If I say that I only lift the floor of your house, I will definitely lift it. I will never look at the floors of other people's homes.

Other than that, I need A Fei.

Ah Fei was choked by the strong smell of rouge powder and sneezing non-stop. I said to my younger generation with a good conscience: "Be patient, these are all money."

"But there are so many, Ah Fei is about to choke to death!"

We are doing some pretty packaging for those ninjutsu rouge gouaches, they have been put into small bottles, but the smell is still strong because there are too many of them.Ah Fei was about to cry, but it was really uncomfortable for him to sneeze.

I opened a reduced version of the water wall for him, just a thin layer of water, so that he can clearly see what he is doing with the hand out of the water wall, and block the scent for him by the way.

After these small bottles have beautiful and exquisite wooden boxes, I can make them with cheap raw materials be crowned with various good names, and then sold at high prices.

The daimyo and their family's money is easy to earn, but it's a waste of words, and they need to brag, and they need bragging, which is reserved and elegant enough to match their noble blood.

In short, these rouge gouache powders have become special items for daimyos in my hands. If ordinary nobles want to come across them, they can only snatch one or two bottles from the black market, or rewards from daimyos.

Anything associated with a status symbol is expensive.

Of course, being a ninja doesn't help in dedicating this thing.Don't pull any weird legends, weave a noble origin for your identity.When this kind of thing is presented to them, they feel that it is used by vulgar people.

They are always noble and calm when blood is not involved.

But when it came to lineage and status symbols, they were relentless when they started throwing money at them.

I just like their habit of throwing money honestly.

Of course, the daimyo special edition rouge gouache must have a nice name and a very time-consuming process, as well as a very bizarre legend. The most exquisite wooden box must not be too much.

There are too many status symbols, how can they be status symbols, it would be a shame for the daimyo to be fooled.

But if the quantity is too small, we will definitely not be able to make money, so I came up with the noble version and the rich version.Although the noble version is less, it will not be as compact as the daimyo special version. One or two bottles can be fished out in the black market is the limit.They are very popular on the black market, and rich people who want to prove their noble status will never use the rich version when they can buy the noble version.

After all, the rich version is just a bit of expensive rouge powder, not related to any status symbol, and the packaging is ordinary and exquisite.It is also impossible for me to say that each of them is a citizen under the watchful eye of Amaterasu Omisami. Amaterasu Omisami is a god specially offered to the royal family and nobles, and they cannot afford it.

But the difference between the three versions is at most just the thickness of the powder particles, or I added a little more to the daimyo version.

What does this prove?

As long as there is power and power, there is something that can be evidence of noble blood at any time. If not, I can edit the history books and make one up.

What I sell is no longer rouge and gouache, but a status symbol.With such a high added value, it must be expensive, and it is only natural that it is expensive.

"This is something that only Kaguya Hime on the moon can use."

So I changed the name of rouge gouache to Penglaiyu.

You see, how great it is, if someone says it's false, I'll go to the sealed bug on the moon and smear some of this stuff on her, and its legend will be confirmed to be true.

Kaguya Hime on the moon.

Kaguya Hime who was sealed on the moon must be Kaguya Hime.

No problem.

Only women around daimyo and nobles are eligible to use these rouge powders.This is much more subtle and elegant than me praising them one by one as Kaguya Hime on the moon.

It is also because it is too expensive, so I did not give out other status symbols, so that the daimyo nobles were fully armed as residents of Takamahara.Fat sheep need to be fattened.Those who are killed in one stroke are not called fat sheep, they are called mission targets.

The first time I sold these rouge gouaches to daimyo, they were quite noble and glamorous, and my shadow □□ used the transformation technique to offer this to a daimyo who was worried about blood with an excited face.

Balabala said a lot, just one sentence. My image □□ used various modifications and allusions, from the fairy fate of my ancestors to the Penglai jade in my hand now, and when it comes to the nobility of daimyo blood, every sentence The words were all flattering, and only then did the most important core come out: Your lord, you have a destiny with the daughter of the sky, and she gave you a gift.

Well, from the very beginning, I have established myself as a heavenly person, tall and untouchable, and I will give this precious thing away as soon as I say it.Giving gifts is not called giving gifts, but the grace of the gods.

Why was I not beaten to death by this daimyo for pretending to be a heavenly being? Of course, it was not that this daimyo immediately recognized that I was indeed a daughter of heaven and was so grateful for his loyalty to me, but that he was controlled by me.It became my stepping stone to open the aristocratic market, and also became a meat shield in front of me.

Now I feel that my decision was very wise.

Because I was enshrined in that famous city, and incense money was credited to the account every day.

When I took A Fei to deliver the rouge powder, I also collected incense money by the way.Because I confidently asked the younger generation to give the older generation who worked so hard to make money a modern walking machine, Ah Fei didn't get choked up and cried when he arrived, but wept tiredly.

"Senior, are you really not going to want a psychic beast that can only fly? Ah Fei will die of exhaustion."

"You are my psychic beast, you won't die from exhaustion."

I bought a bunch of meatballs as his hard work: "Eat it and you will be a man of heaven."

"What is a man of heaven?"

"The errand boy responsible for fulfilling the wishes of believers."

Please change the background sound of Ah Fei eating this bunch of meatballs to the Erhu version of Erquan Yingyue, his bristles felt sluggish: "Senior, don't bully Ah Fei like this, did Ah Fei make senior hate you?"

I stroked his hair, and his reaction was the same as that of the red sand scorpion, as if he had been swept by the sharp edge of some kind of murder weapon, and his muscles tensed up uncontrollably.

I said, "I hate you if you reject me."