i may be a bug

Research topic: How to prove that I am indeed a bug.

Method: just raise dumplings.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

The result of proving that my bug is indeed a bug is that the double black combination has become a double black group combination.

Then I am looking at Nakahara Chuya now, so as not to let him beat Osamu Dazai to death, and by the way, I followed Atsushi and Hisaku as they read the infant raising guide seriously.

It started out normal.

For example, give the toddler a cozy nest.

Then, top the nest with fresh vegetables...? ?

"Do you feel that something is wrong?"

I asked Atsushi and Hisaku.

Two drops of cold sweat fell from Dun's forehead, "Well, what I just wanted to say, Qingzi, you took the wrong book."

On one side of my arm was Chuya Nakahara, and on my leg was Osamu Dazai.The key point is that they are all dumplings, and then there is one with orange hair and blue eyes, and the other with curly black hair and blue eyes.

Because it was scaled down and then miniaturized, their clothes were also shrunk, which saved me the embarrassment of finding clothes and returning them to their original appearance.

Kusaku was very interested in Dazai Danko, so he wanted to touch his face with his doll, and rubbed Dazai Danko's fat and round face with a red spot.

He seems to have forgotten that Dazai Danzi is just a limited edition of Osamu Dazai scaled down in proportion, with a smaller body and no IQ.Just like a Shinigami elementary school student, except that the dumpling is much smaller than Conan Edogawa, and it is a small dumpling that can sleep on the palm of your hand.

So as a matter of course, Dazai Xiaotuanzi, with his mouth pursed and tears in his eyes, just cried like that.

Nakahara Chuya: Pupil earthquake!

He had thought that Osamu Dazai might be shameless. After all, it would be fine if Osamu Dazai tricked him into playing the game of kings. It would be fine if he tricked both of them into this ghostly appearance. Who knew that such a shameless person would cry!

Still crying, very loudly!

Kusaku carried his doll behind his back, and I put down the Rabbit Cub Raising Guide in my hand very naturally, took Osamu Dazai who was sitting on the ground and cried with one finger and took him on a roller coaster, and handed him Gave it to Dun.

Dun:? ? ?

"Your teacher's physical and mental health care is entrusted to you. I trust you, Dun."

Dun: "...I will work hard!"

After the initial turmoil passed.The benefits of being smaller began to appear. For Shuanghei Duanzi, a glass of red wine can soak in a red wine bath, and one crab leg can last for a long time.

They are easy to be stepped on by us when they become smaller. Although Nakahara can also use gravity to remove all the obstacles in front of him, but who let him have a Dazai Osamu next to him.After being disqualified from the human world, I heard, "Dazai, you bastard!"

Then came Osamu Dazai, who was in free fall.

But this problem was solved after I used the lighting.Osamu Dazai is a bandage dumpling, the whole bandage is glowing, biubiu's.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the dazzling light all over his body, which was still in the style of colorful neon lights. His whole body changed from a bandage spirit to a neon light spirit, or a traffic light spirit at the intersection.

Atsushi, who was trying to make a small bowl of special chazuke rice behind me, was blinded.Kusaku reacted a little faster than him, and was already behind me, avoiding damage to my eyesight.

The only person who was happy was Osamu Dazai. While weeping, he said, "This is the first time to die in this way."

After he became smaller, he was almost never unhappy. Falling off the table was a way of committing suicide by jumping off a building.Looking at Daifuku, which was half the size of a palm, he was so happy that he almost fainted: "Crabmeat Daifuku, it's great!"

"It can be stuffed to death, and you can eat so much crab meat."

Another dumpling was sitting on my shoulder, "Mackerel, put away your stupidity."

In general, because the body has become smaller, Osamu Dazai is now happily bungee jumping with a bandaged neon light, that is, his head is down, he fell down, and then came over dizzy and wobbly and hugged one of my fingers .

The suicide figure of his Dazai Tuanzi can be seen everywhere.

Kusaku was able to find Dazai Danko from inside his doll, and Atsushi looked at the glow on his face.Zhong Yuanzhong also threw the Dazai Tuanzi who committed suicide in every corner and threw it over.

I harvested a deep-fried flour dumpling that was automatically coated with flour and oil, and was just short of being fried in a pan, making the children next door cry.

"Qingzi, this guy, take care of him."

When they were very troubled by Osamu Dazai's suicide behavior, I held the teacup and lived quietly. Even if Osamu Dazai struggled to climb onto me and fell into my tea soup, I just kept the calm and peaceful appearance of the years. Osamu Dazai pressed it into the tea soup and washed it.

"Chuya, what did you say?"

"...How did I forget, Dazai can't do anything about you."

"Don't worry about Dazai succeeding in suicide, I buffed him."

Osamu Dazai, who was pressed into the tea soup by me, was cute and dumbfounded: "Huh? buff?"

"Not dead."

Diligent Osamu Dazai rolled out a noodle by himself, tested its elasticity, and hung it on my arm, and staged a world-famous painting - a man who commits suicide with noodles.

Nakahara Chuya: "This stupid look is really a rare mackerel."

Dun: "...It's actually rare and feels the same."

Jiu Zuo: "Qing Zi, is he an idiot?"

I didn't say anything, but used the broken noodles to make a quilt for Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the ground and vomited his soul, just to cover the kind that he could make dumplings. You are buried."

In terms of being able to play, Osamu Dazai is really inferior to me in this aspect. I have seen too many, and I can also set Osamu Dazai into a firework at the request of Osamu Dazai.Nakahara Chuya Danko, who had changed into a yukata, watched his partner explode into a firework.

This is a day when Osamu Dazai can commit suicide to his heart's content without dying, and it is also a day when he can sincerely lament that the undead buff is really amazing.

The reason for this day was because he tricked Chuya Nakahara and played a game of kings with us, but it was actually a game of truth or dare.

Then he sold Zhongyuan Zhongye very happily.

Nakahara Chuya looked at the big adventure on the note with a stiff expression, and could only look at me with blue eyes in panic.The big adventure in his hand is obviously Dazai Osamu's masterpiece. It says "Let Nakahara Chuya propose to the first woman he meets after going out" and there is a big smiling face.

Not to mention the one in Osamu Dazai's hand, the one in his hand was also written by him, "Let Osamu Dazai spend a day with Aoko".

In the end we unanimously decided to let me smoke a big adventure.

Amongst a bunch of weird and weird adventures that still tricked me, I took out the one I wrote, "Gulliver's Travels".

"Lilliput game."

I said without changing my face.

"Then it's decided, the slug is willing to bet and admit defeat."

"Why is it only me, you obviously lost, Dazai!"

"I can't help it. Who made me disqualified for my supernatural ability? Obviously, this Lilliputian game requires supernatural abilities. It's actually inconvenient to use a different dimension. Isn't it right, Qingzi?"

He flashed a star eye at me.

But I said: "You can use the different space ability to disqualify the world and it won't work."

Nakahara Chuya: "Hahahaha!"

As a bug, you must have the self-confidence of a bug, and you will be disqualified in the world, it's a trivial matter.Even if I don't use supernatural powers, I can still use ninjutsu.

I can do the ninjutsu of the Nirvana, and it's completely possible to make it smaller.

As for the undead buff, I can only say that Osamu Dazai wanted to experience the magic of supernatural powers very much, and completely ignored that his disqualification in the world is actually still working.Or they know it's not a supernatural ability, but they don't care.

"Aoko is a walking Kamisama!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also showed a look of wanting to vomit when he saw a pile of mackerel.

All I can say is that Osamu Dazai is too lively.

But he is still the Osamu Dazai who persecutes others.It was Atsushi and Hisakusa who were persecuted.

"Chuya, are you still used to it now?"

"Barely, but what about going to work?"

This is the root of all evil.

Nakahara was also worried about going to work, so I wore Mafia's black suit and prepared to go to work tomorrow.

The Lilliputian game is scheduled for three days.

This is the first night.

Before going out, I put the two of them in the pockets on both sides of me. When I unscrewed the door, Osamu Dazai remembered something, poked his head out of the pocket, and said to Atsushi and Hisaku, "It seems like tonight No topic."

Atsushi and Hisaku: Gudong.

really.Osamu Dazai continued, "That's it, today is just a physics problem. What is my current weight, standing on the dining table and jumping down, which is equivalent to how many floors on weekdays? At an initial speed of 0.065 meters per second Jumping down, how far can you jump? Don’t ignore the air resistance, and you can’t treat me as a mass point. Please calculate the resistance of each part of my whole body clearly, and it’s best to calculate the range of arm swing.”

He smiled: "Come on, I am very optimistic about you."

I seem to see Atsushi and Kusaku split.

Zhong Yuanzhong also didn't speak for a long time, and whenever he spoke, he said, "Will it be too difficult?"

I said: "It's okay. It's probably on the fifth floor. He said the initial speed casually. In fact, when he jumped down and touched the ground, the distance from the table was only 30 centimeters. As for those conditions, let's make up a reliable one." The data becomes."

"what?"

"I just want to know if they see the light effect of me jumping off."

"You mean a biubiu mackerel?!"

"Or mackerel wrapped in flour?"

"A mackerel about to be fried."

I pressed the two of them into my pocket with my fingertips, "Dazai, it will be up to you later, let Akutagawa willingly take three more jobs. Only you can do this kind of thing."

Zhong Yuanzhong also suppressed his aching conscience: "Is this okay? How about we continue to Lilliputian after work is over? Akutagawa doesn't seem...too good."

I calmly said, "Are you talking about Akutagawa's body? The salary is based on overtime wages. I will give him a temporary buff so that he will not have any additional physical burden for three days. Or does he look like a tough guy, no Too smart, not suitable for clerical work? Chuya, have you forgotten how troublesome Dazai is? This kind of thing that made him skip work, except for Akutagawa who can treat it as a gift, who has the motivation to work for nothing? "

Nakahara Chuya: "... makes sense, but..."

"The Dazai Danzi in my pocket lent him for three nights."

"... Akutagawa will go crazy."

There is no problem in the Central Plains.

I put Osamu Dazai, who was about to sneak away, into my pocket again with my fingertips, and knocked on the door of Akutagawa's house.