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The actual combat test report of my special ability lighting.

Everyone who has used it says it's good.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Tester One, some unlucky guy.

Encounter: The light produced by the supernatural ability acts like dozens of flares in a small space at the same time, and the vision of the unlucky person suffered a devastating blow.

Evaluation: Very good, but remember to remind Akutagawa to use Rashomon to protect the eyes of his own personnel before using it.

Tester two, the second unlucky one.

Encounter: Faced with the laser weapon, the cause of death was a heart attack recurrence.

Evaluation: Great, but aren't you ready to learn how to aim for the heart?Is it not good to play with body strokes all the time?

……

This test report is probably a black humor.

My superpower lighting has a simple and unremarkable name, and it is very down-to-earth. The first impression in everyone's mind is to connect it with the light bulb.

Maybe turn on the lights to make Shuanghei the prettiest cub at night?This is indeed possible.

The test report was made by Osamu Dazai, and Chuya Nakahara was the most tester.The two of them modified my unpretentious ability and turned it into a reasonable limited ability.

"When it comes to lighting, the first thing that comes to mind is light. Qingzi, what can you do with light?"

"Escape from Earth at the speed of light?"

"anything else?"

There are many uses for light.The most impressive thing about the high-energy and lethal laser and the light used for lighting is the wave-particle duality of light.

"...I don't need to mention this."

Osamu Dazai has recently been allergic to math problems, which may be the reason why he taught Atsushi and Hisakusa to do too many math problems, which led to nervous stress reactions.

Every time after he finished teaching, they all wore the same guilty and concerned smile that appeared on my face before: "Mr. Dazai, are you okay?"

Mr. Dazai lay quietly on the ground, extremely serene, and even wanted to eat nitroglycerin.

This is probably the time when his body and mind are very peaceful, as if he doesn't exist.

Teaching others math problems is always very difficult, so I can only comfort him, "Don't worry, someone will take shifts with you in the future."

He stared at the void, "Who is it? I don't want anyone to be friends with you again."

"Ok?"

"Because of the Tanizaki brothers and sisters who abandoned me so many times, now another friend pops up, it's still that slug." He didn't look at me, lying there without changing his posture, "There must be a lot of people."

This question is very acute.

I sighed and had to correct him, "How should I put it, haven't you been abandoning me?"

"I don't. I absolutely don't."

"Being friends with you, I have saved a bunch of people just by saving Oda Sakunosuke. The number of times you died in front of me is still relatively small. Only a dozen times. There is also the matter of isolating my circle of friends, trying to Me and you become our affair. As for the mental—”

"Dazai, I'm hugging you with scars all over my body. I'm still trying to comfort you when I don't know how to deal with all of this."

"If it's left behind, it's more appropriate for me anyway."

"I only walked through each world line once, but how many times have you left me before that?"

"Even these words, you gave me to deal with you."

So every Osamu Dazai likes to pit other Osamu Dazai.

Those of them who bear the title of "Osamu Dazai" like to play this kind of trick.When I didn't get through the friendship line in the early stage, I tried my best to die. After I got through, he would stick to me pitifully, with dog eyes and a pitiful tone, "Don't you want me?"

I have heard of the "abandoned cat effect", and Osamu Dazai gave me a popular science, and encouraged me to throw away the other him once.

"The solution to me is to lose me and ignore me."

Osamu Dazai once gave me advice with such a smile, "Don't pamper me. If you do, Tanigawa-san will be sad."

"Also, as long as Gu Chuan-san is determined to stay away from me, I won't be so unscrupulous."

"It's universal."

"But I'm sure I won't make Tan Chuan-san sad. I'm just an ordinary student."

I believe he is a ghost.

If I dare to throw Dazai once, Dazai will dare to blacken him once.Therefore, if you want to lose Dazai Osamu, you have to do it as early as possible. After the friendship line is opened, losing him is a death.

You ask me if I committed suicide?

Of course I... have died, but the end was not so miserable.At that time, I believed Osamu Dazai's nonsense, studied the definition of "abandoned cat effect" and ignored him for two days full of confidence.

— Well, it's a fake.

The real situation is that I didn't go out for two days because of a topic, all the phones were muted, and I turned on the lights to fight at night, and finally got some clues.

Osamu Dazai whispered behind me: "Tanigawa-san, is the question difficult?"

I had a big heart and was not frightened by him, "It's really hard. I've been thinking about it for two days, and now I have some ideas." Then I turned my head and saw that the lock of my house had been picked again.

I thought he just came to see if I was dead or not, and if I needed to collect the body.At that time, the two of us were not yet friends, and I felt that the progress of the friendship line was not halfway.

But I forgot, Osamu Dazai is a comedian.

You can also conduct self-guided strategies on yourself anytime, anywhere, and you can instantly raise or lower your favorability.

Because there was no news for two days, Osamu Dazai was angry.

Since then, the monitor on my body has not been broken.

He put it in front of me very seriously.

Me: ok ok ok.

Anyway, I don't have any friends, and the most common thing I do when I start a topic is to get crazy, and then a series of blocking words.He wants his noble ears to hear these words, and there is nothing I can do.

The bad thing is that he set the string of masked words as the phone ringtone.

Every Dazai is trying to push my boundaries, trying to make me angry enough to beat him up.

I am always calm: "Once upon a time, I beat up a Dazai Osamu, and then I was beaten."

The same is true now.

He accused me of leaving him all the time, so I used the method he taught to deal with him, a perfect closed loop.The consequence of being touched by Osamu Dazai is worse than that of me writing an inscription for three days without any ideas.

I will not beat Dazai.

Because I am poor.

Osamu Dazai will never touch my money!

This time Osamu Dazai also survived the hell of math problems very smoothly.He said daily pricks in the heart could help prolong life.

Nakahara Chuya: "Mackerel, what is your quirk?"

"Slugs don't understand."

Nakahara didn’t have the same experience as Osamu Dazai, and Osamu Dazai would sometimes say in front of me that he was envious of the slug’s brain that had nothing.

"Unlike me, I'm so jealous."

"Be angry with me once, Qingzi."

What weird request?

My salty nature makes me feel very angry in only three situations. In other situations, I think it’s okay and I can make do with it.

"Did you ruin my thesis? Did you ruin my train of thought on the last step of the last problem? Or did you make all the teachers disappear?"

He didn't, he just wanted me to be angry with him for once.

I can only try to be angry with him.

In the end it didn't work out.

"I'm like a child throwing a temper tantrum with an adult." Dazai Osamu said softly at that time, "Obviously Aoko is also a child."

Let’s not mention some of Osamu Dazai’s neurological operations for now.

His operations can fill three pages, and listing them makes me feel how difficult life is.

Let's talk about different abilities.

Zhong Yuanzhong also developed his supernatural ability very well.I just need to be on par with Nakahara Nakaya with the help of Osamu Dazai's brain.

Turning lighting into the use of light is a bit more magical. When I use supernatural powers, I am light itself.The basic function is to illuminate an area, and then instantly increase the light intensity to damage people's vision.If it is advanced, it is the laser that can hurt people.

As for the final stage, Zhong Yuanzhong also set his supernatural ability to me.Uncontrollable, without sanity, humanoid disaster.

"Don't you feel awkward? It's just a lighting."

"Can the whole world be in the same daylight in an instant?"

Uh.

I am an imitator of the filthy form of Zhongye in the Central Plains.

Zhongyuan Zhong also dictated the dirty state, and I nodded from time to time among them.Draw scars on his arms with silver light.

Osamu Dazai: "Anyway, you can't be as ugly as a slug!"

"Want to die mackerel?!"

Me: "Anyway, I'll be a light bulb by then, no one can see my face."

"Even if you want to make a light bulb, make the most beautiful light bulb."

With their efforts, I finally became the most beautiful light bulb.They designed dozens of plans, and I, Party A, said it was okay, but the two Party Bs tore one after another, and said to me, "No, it must be better."

By the time the final draft was finished, I was dozing off with my arms propped up.

From how they look at the scars, they look the best to the appearance special effects.I handed them an apple and added lighting effects to them.

I became a prop demonstrator :-D

The final version of my superpower lighting was born under the competition of two designers. Of course, I also experimented with a few Mafia enemies in the middle of the process. After repeated comparisons, it became what it is now.

"It's much easier if you use gravity."

"The slug really thinks it's pretty."

My current third stage of supernatural ability is similar to the "Cihang Pudu" I created when I designed the image of the daughter of heaven.After turning it on, the special effects are dazzling, and I feel like I can blind myself.

Even with so many special effects, it can't change the fact that I use this lighting to save electricity.

Lighting My initial thought was to reduce electricity bills.In fact, I want to use the supernatural power of the human body's spontaneous electricity, but thinking about my Mobius ring, I don't mess around.

The more places to save money, the more places to spend it.

I didn't think about saving money. When I played the equivalent exchange in the slums, I occasionally made a small fortune.

Ever since I came out, when I used lighting to save myself electricity bills, many Atsushi and Kusaku followed me.If I had thought about saving money with lighting earlier, I might have been able to take the Akutagawa brothers and sisters away.

If lighting is replaced by electricity generation—

It will definitely save money, but the expenses will definitely be more.

I can imagine myself losing a lottery ticket, losing money on my investment, picking up two more children on the way, and gaining another friend who is a creditor.

These are all possible.

I learned early on that there is a price to be paid for wish fulfillment.