What's the use of a good-looking assistant [e-sports]
Chapter 85 Don't you want to date the 8-year-old me?
Lin Chao's face was flushed when he saw Jiang Ye entering the door, and he couldn't help asking kindly: "What's wrong with you, it looks like you came back from running ten laps."
"It's nothing." Jiang Ye slammed down a glass of water before stroking the mouse to calm down.
Liang Nian heyed twice: "It must be that my video is too lethal, and some people can't stand it."
"What video?" Lin Chao asked.
"You can't say it, you can't say it..." Liang Nian shook his head inscrutablely, "I only know that I will be the boss in this base from now on, and I will be my little slave no matter what kind of wild or dynasty it is."
Jiang Ye didn't bother to pay attention to him, glanced at the seat next to him, saw that the owner of the seat hadn't come back yet, so he wandered around the training room with a water glass until Xie Qimian strolled around.
"Get some rest," Xie Ximian grabbed the wandering Jiang Ye, "Sit down calmly and start training."
Jiang Ye fell silent for a moment, and went into the room honestly.
"The opponents in the fifth row are too low-level to train, so there's no point in training. Let's play single and double row for a few more rounds, and play the training match seriously at night." Xie Ximian said, "We are recommended for the playoffs, and we don't need to play the first round of the bubbling match. , We have nearly a week of training and research for us, these few days have nothing to do to look at new routines, no matter what you can try, it’s good if there is an effect.”
They answered "Oh" and continued for five rows.
The first wave was almost overturned by someone, Xie Ximian asked: "Are the upper and middle two a little too involved in division?"
"Again and again, the final wave of big moves didn't cooperate well." Liang Nian said, "I'm sure I won't do it!"
Xie Ximian: "I'll tell Coach Yan if you beat me up again."
Liang Nian recited aloud: "I promise to abide by our team's team motto: Treat every game like the global finals!"
They were given a lot of time. Everyone trained half an hour earlier than usual, and the training room was empty around 01:30, leaving only Xie Ximian and Jiang Ye.
"Go up and rest, come early tomorrow." Xie Ximian got up, walked out of the training room with him, and suddenly turned around to settle the old score, "Take out the video just now."
Jiang Ye pretended to be stupid: "What video."
"The dance video I sent you every year." Xie Ximian stretched out his hand.
Jiang Ye scolded Liang Nian [-] times in his heart, agreed to keep it a secret, and sold him out after training.
"...you danced by yourself, what video do you still watch?" Jiang Ye said.
Xie Ximian: "Oh?" He took his phone directly from Jiang Ye's pocket, unlocked it, flipped through his photo album, and found his latest dance video, "I finally forgot this dark history, and you have to find it again to remind me .”
Jiang Ye wanted to take it back: "Don't delete it."
In the picture, Xie Ximian is even thinner than now, and his hair is still the same as when he was a student. It is soft black and falls finely on his forehead.
A faint smoke drifted in from the right hand side, and it could be seen that Xie Qimian was holding the cigarette outside with his other hand.
"Why do I have to dance for you after you get the presents? This is the game area, not the dance area, come back after seeing it clearly, understand?" Xie Qimian squinted his eyes half-closed, looking extremely disrespectful, leaned back on the sofa, and skillfully crushed the cigarette, His eyes and skin seemed to be cold, and he looked down on the other person and said, "If you really have the ability to reach 100 million."
He stretched, got up and raised his pants without hesitation in front of the camera, cleaned up the instant noodles and plastic bags on the table, walked back, and disappeared into the camera.
And when he came back after throwing out the garbage, the gifts in the live broadcast room had already been piled up, one after another, they kept going up.
It was the audience who made Xie Ximian dance just now.
Xie Ximian frowned: "Are you sick? If you have too much money, burn it?"
The barrage is already crazy, except [boss is confused] [boss is crazy] is [dancing].
Xie Qimian cut off the backstage and wanted to download it directly, but turned off the backstage after 3 minutes, and sat in front of the computer numbly looking at the gift.
"How old are you, where did you get the money? I don't want to be reported to the police by your parents," Xie Ximian said, "Don't watch it anymore. I can't download it now. Why don't you watch it anymore."
The gift with the highest value of 100 on the platform, that person swiped a lot while he was away, and swiped to X[-] when he came back, and then swiped another round. For some reason, Xie Ximian kept typing on the keyboard, as if he was talking to someone Talking, and finally cursed a fool, and blocked that person's account.
"Go back to the background and apply for a refund." Xie Ximian continued typing on the keyboard frantically, communicating with others, "It's really a serious illness."
At that time, the viewers of the live broadcast were all kinds of big brothers, which were very different from the fans in Xie Ximian's live broadcast room now. Seeing Xie Ximian's stinky face, he scolded him unceremoniously, saying that he was pretending, that he was not accepting gifts while If he doesn't broadcast, what's even more outrageous is that a bunch of people report him in the live broadcast room if he says he doesn't dance.
At that time, the platform stipulated that it didn't matter if the live broadcast room was temporarily blocked, but if it was reported, the exposure traffic would be confiscated directly. Xie Ximian relied on live broadcast to earn living expenses.
"I didn't report that elementary school won't give you nine years of compulsory education, so why are you reporting revenge on my live broadcast room?" Xie Ximian lit a cigarette directly in front of the camera, and sprayed it on the camera, "You think I don't want to broadcast? You It depends on whether the super tube is sealed or not."
Facts have proved that even Xie Ximian was not banned for smoking in front of the camera.
All kinds of weird remarks and curses flew over the bullet screen, and the official housing management even helped him unblock the boss' account.
The man didn't swipe any more gifts, but just sent out a barrage with super gorgeous special effects, saying [You said that you can get 100 million dances, can't you afford it? 】
After all, it was his own promise. After smoking a cigarette, Xie Ximian looked at Chaoguan, who was allied with the guild, and pursed his lips expressionlessly: "Jump, I'll dance for you. You'd better not regret it."
He threw away the cigarette, found a dance video, put on his mourning face, raised his left hand and right hand, then turned his neck, and was told by the barrage [map where is the nearest nursing home, just go in] [Square dance aunt] It's bad luck after reading it] [Your mother forgot to install joints for you when you left the factory, right].
Xie Ximian, amidst a bunch of [spit] emoticons, continued to output and danced a whole song.
The video ended here, Xie Ximian smiled and said: "Although I was poor at that time, I still had a lot of face." He sighed, "Don't tell me, I was young at that time and I had never seen the world. Dare to accept millions of dollars in gifts, but you can’t see it on the surface. In fact, you are afraid that the police will come to your door because of the money. broadcast, but the guild is not willing to let this big fish go, not only does it not let me download it, but also asks me to encourage the boss to continue to use it.”
He turned off his mobile phone: "This boss... I don't know how to put it, he is my nobleman, and he is also the person who ended my live broadcast career. After the dancing incident, he has been coming to collect gifts, adding up to more than 200 million. I often Take him to the top, help him and his friends to level up, but his purpose is not pure, and the people in the live broadcast room know it, and hope that I really have something to do with him. It's embarrassing, it happened that Ou Xiaodian found me, and I left without any hesitation."
Jiang Ye: "Is there still contact now?"
"At the beginning, there was no contact. Later, he also worked in the e-sports industry, and he was involved in the self-media. I helped him advertise, do publicity and so on. Let's repay the favor of the year. Now he will send me some New Year's greetings during the Chinese New Year. Blessings, nothing else." Xie Ximian said.
"Oh." Jiang Ye said, his voice lowered.
Xie Ximian: "Jealous again?"
"No, I just think it's too late to meet you," he said, "If I had known you sooner..."
"Just give me a gift?" Xie Ximian laughed.
Jiang Ye glanced at him: "What kind of gift?"
"?" Xie Ximian curled his lips, "Oh, you want to chase me without giving away the presents?"
"If you want a gift, can I give it to you?" He thought for a while, then lowered his head, "But even if I met you earlier... I don't know how I can help you at the age of twelve or thirteen. you'll be fine."
Xie Ximian stroked his chin and thought for a while: "Now that you met me at that time... don't you want to date me?" He pressed against Jiang Ye's ear, "Just for your temper that can be hard even when I change clothes , I can’t be a virgin anymore.”
"Nonsense." Jiang Ye blushed, "I'm talking about taking you home when I return to you!"
"?" Xie Ximian: "You said you didn't want to sleep with me?"
Jiang Ye covered his mouth: "Xie Ximian, you are the one who can't talk, and you don't understand romance at all."
"Okay." Xie Qimian looked closer at his face, "I don't know if I will go home with you."
Jiang Ye snorted: "I don't know the goods, so I'll be content with a handsome guy taking you home."
"A handsome man is unreliable," Xie Ximian said melancholy, "I don't know how long he will like me, what if he scums me."
"..." Jiang Ye pushed him into the room angrily, "Give me back the phone, sleep on you, go to the ugly man in your dream to take you home."
Xie Ximian held the doorknob and turned back, blocking him outside: "Help, the ugly man won't be able to sleep tonight."
Jiang Ye: "It deserves it."
After Xie Qimian finished laughing, Yingying looked at him: "Then—good night?"
Jiang Ye's Adam's apple rolled, unable to move.
"It's closed." Xie Ximian said.
Jiang Ye held his breath, kissed him briefly on the forehead, and said, "Good night."
"Good night, handsome."
MST is much more serious about entering the training state. Except for the rare loss to PK in the training match on the fourth night, the other training matches have been won.
It is rumored that the love knife skills of Mao Shituan Xialu have been tempered in the prison of coming out of the closet, and are blessed by the God of Cupid. Now they are invincible in the world, meeting gods and gods, and ghosts and ghosts.
The day before the start of the playoffs, Xie Ximian, as the captain, was invited to shoot some official materials.
Xie Ximian put on his team uniform with his eyes closed, threw his phone into his pocket casually, went out with his messy hair shaking, and slammed into the solid fleshy wall before taking two steps.
"Huh?" Xie Ximian asked with narrowed eyes.
"Xie Qimian, open your eyes and walk." Jiang Ye said, "Be careful of the stairs."
Hearing Jiang Ye's voice, Xie Qimian frowned, and stopped moving with his forehead stuck on his chest, leaning against him: "I can't open my eyes, help me."
Jiang Ye: "..." He helped Xie Ximian's shoulder, "Go back to sleep."
Xie Ximian was motionless, as if he was asleep, Jiang Ye pressed his hair, Xie Ximian asked: "You didn't go to bed until three o'clock, why did you wake up so early..."
Jiang Ye: "I told you to wake you up every day." He asked, "If you're so sleepy, I'll go for you."
"I am the captain," Xie Ximian propped up his exhausted body, "As a captain, this is what I should do. The team needs me, teammates need me, the people and the country also need—"
Jiang Ye pinched his ears: "Okay, I'll accompany you."
"Forget it, it's a tiring job with no money, I can do it alone," Xie Ximian nodded on his cheek: "Recharge the battery."
Jiang Ye pinched his chin, and instead of turning Xie Qimian's face, he kissed him on the lips, and after letting go, he pretended to be natural and said, "Go."
The author has something to say:
The 2022 version of "Love Through Time and Space" leads the leading actors: Jiang Ye, Xie Qimian (sorted by the initials of the pinyin).
"It's nothing." Jiang Ye slammed down a glass of water before stroking the mouse to calm down.
Liang Nian heyed twice: "It must be that my video is too lethal, and some people can't stand it."
"What video?" Lin Chao asked.
"You can't say it, you can't say it..." Liang Nian shook his head inscrutablely, "I only know that I will be the boss in this base from now on, and I will be my little slave no matter what kind of wild or dynasty it is."
Jiang Ye didn't bother to pay attention to him, glanced at the seat next to him, saw that the owner of the seat hadn't come back yet, so he wandered around the training room with a water glass until Xie Qimian strolled around.
"Get some rest," Xie Ximian grabbed the wandering Jiang Ye, "Sit down calmly and start training."
Jiang Ye fell silent for a moment, and went into the room honestly.
"The opponents in the fifth row are too low-level to train, so there's no point in training. Let's play single and double row for a few more rounds, and play the training match seriously at night." Xie Ximian said, "We are recommended for the playoffs, and we don't need to play the first round of the bubbling match. , We have nearly a week of training and research for us, these few days have nothing to do to look at new routines, no matter what you can try, it’s good if there is an effect.”
They answered "Oh" and continued for five rows.
The first wave was almost overturned by someone, Xie Ximian asked: "Are the upper and middle two a little too involved in division?"
"Again and again, the final wave of big moves didn't cooperate well." Liang Nian said, "I'm sure I won't do it!"
Xie Ximian: "I'll tell Coach Yan if you beat me up again."
Liang Nian recited aloud: "I promise to abide by our team's team motto: Treat every game like the global finals!"
They were given a lot of time. Everyone trained half an hour earlier than usual, and the training room was empty around 01:30, leaving only Xie Ximian and Jiang Ye.
"Go up and rest, come early tomorrow." Xie Ximian got up, walked out of the training room with him, and suddenly turned around to settle the old score, "Take out the video just now."
Jiang Ye pretended to be stupid: "What video."
"The dance video I sent you every year." Xie Ximian stretched out his hand.
Jiang Ye scolded Liang Nian [-] times in his heart, agreed to keep it a secret, and sold him out after training.
"...you danced by yourself, what video do you still watch?" Jiang Ye said.
Xie Ximian: "Oh?" He took his phone directly from Jiang Ye's pocket, unlocked it, flipped through his photo album, and found his latest dance video, "I finally forgot this dark history, and you have to find it again to remind me .”
Jiang Ye wanted to take it back: "Don't delete it."
In the picture, Xie Ximian is even thinner than now, and his hair is still the same as when he was a student. It is soft black and falls finely on his forehead.
A faint smoke drifted in from the right hand side, and it could be seen that Xie Qimian was holding the cigarette outside with his other hand.
"Why do I have to dance for you after you get the presents? This is the game area, not the dance area, come back after seeing it clearly, understand?" Xie Qimian squinted his eyes half-closed, looking extremely disrespectful, leaned back on the sofa, and skillfully crushed the cigarette, His eyes and skin seemed to be cold, and he looked down on the other person and said, "If you really have the ability to reach 100 million."
He stretched, got up and raised his pants without hesitation in front of the camera, cleaned up the instant noodles and plastic bags on the table, walked back, and disappeared into the camera.
And when he came back after throwing out the garbage, the gifts in the live broadcast room had already been piled up, one after another, they kept going up.
It was the audience who made Xie Ximian dance just now.
Xie Ximian frowned: "Are you sick? If you have too much money, burn it?"
The barrage is already crazy, except [boss is confused] [boss is crazy] is [dancing].
Xie Qimian cut off the backstage and wanted to download it directly, but turned off the backstage after 3 minutes, and sat in front of the computer numbly looking at the gift.
"How old are you, where did you get the money? I don't want to be reported to the police by your parents," Xie Ximian said, "Don't watch it anymore. I can't download it now. Why don't you watch it anymore."
The gift with the highest value of 100 on the platform, that person swiped a lot while he was away, and swiped to X[-] when he came back, and then swiped another round. For some reason, Xie Ximian kept typing on the keyboard, as if he was talking to someone Talking, and finally cursed a fool, and blocked that person's account.
"Go back to the background and apply for a refund." Xie Ximian continued typing on the keyboard frantically, communicating with others, "It's really a serious illness."
At that time, the viewers of the live broadcast were all kinds of big brothers, which were very different from the fans in Xie Ximian's live broadcast room now. Seeing Xie Ximian's stinky face, he scolded him unceremoniously, saying that he was pretending, that he was not accepting gifts while If he doesn't broadcast, what's even more outrageous is that a bunch of people report him in the live broadcast room if he says he doesn't dance.
At that time, the platform stipulated that it didn't matter if the live broadcast room was temporarily blocked, but if it was reported, the exposure traffic would be confiscated directly. Xie Ximian relied on live broadcast to earn living expenses.
"I didn't report that elementary school won't give you nine years of compulsory education, so why are you reporting revenge on my live broadcast room?" Xie Ximian lit a cigarette directly in front of the camera, and sprayed it on the camera, "You think I don't want to broadcast? You It depends on whether the super tube is sealed or not."
Facts have proved that even Xie Ximian was not banned for smoking in front of the camera.
All kinds of weird remarks and curses flew over the bullet screen, and the official housing management even helped him unblock the boss' account.
The man didn't swipe any more gifts, but just sent out a barrage with super gorgeous special effects, saying [You said that you can get 100 million dances, can't you afford it? 】
After all, it was his own promise. After smoking a cigarette, Xie Ximian looked at Chaoguan, who was allied with the guild, and pursed his lips expressionlessly: "Jump, I'll dance for you. You'd better not regret it."
He threw away the cigarette, found a dance video, put on his mourning face, raised his left hand and right hand, then turned his neck, and was told by the barrage [map where is the nearest nursing home, just go in] [Square dance aunt] It's bad luck after reading it] [Your mother forgot to install joints for you when you left the factory, right].
Xie Ximian, amidst a bunch of [spit] emoticons, continued to output and danced a whole song.
The video ended here, Xie Ximian smiled and said: "Although I was poor at that time, I still had a lot of face." He sighed, "Don't tell me, I was young at that time and I had never seen the world. Dare to accept millions of dollars in gifts, but you can’t see it on the surface. In fact, you are afraid that the police will come to your door because of the money. broadcast, but the guild is not willing to let this big fish go, not only does it not let me download it, but also asks me to encourage the boss to continue to use it.”
He turned off his mobile phone: "This boss... I don't know how to put it, he is my nobleman, and he is also the person who ended my live broadcast career. After the dancing incident, he has been coming to collect gifts, adding up to more than 200 million. I often Take him to the top, help him and his friends to level up, but his purpose is not pure, and the people in the live broadcast room know it, and hope that I really have something to do with him. It's embarrassing, it happened that Ou Xiaodian found me, and I left without any hesitation."
Jiang Ye: "Is there still contact now?"
"At the beginning, there was no contact. Later, he also worked in the e-sports industry, and he was involved in the self-media. I helped him advertise, do publicity and so on. Let's repay the favor of the year. Now he will send me some New Year's greetings during the Chinese New Year. Blessings, nothing else." Xie Ximian said.
"Oh." Jiang Ye said, his voice lowered.
Xie Ximian: "Jealous again?"
"No, I just think it's too late to meet you," he said, "If I had known you sooner..."
"Just give me a gift?" Xie Ximian laughed.
Jiang Ye glanced at him: "What kind of gift?"
"?" Xie Ximian curled his lips, "Oh, you want to chase me without giving away the presents?"
"If you want a gift, can I give it to you?" He thought for a while, then lowered his head, "But even if I met you earlier... I don't know how I can help you at the age of twelve or thirteen. you'll be fine."
Xie Ximian stroked his chin and thought for a while: "Now that you met me at that time... don't you want to date me?" He pressed against Jiang Ye's ear, "Just for your temper that can be hard even when I change clothes , I can’t be a virgin anymore.”
"Nonsense." Jiang Ye blushed, "I'm talking about taking you home when I return to you!"
"?" Xie Ximian: "You said you didn't want to sleep with me?"
Jiang Ye covered his mouth: "Xie Ximian, you are the one who can't talk, and you don't understand romance at all."
"Okay." Xie Qimian looked closer at his face, "I don't know if I will go home with you."
Jiang Ye snorted: "I don't know the goods, so I'll be content with a handsome guy taking you home."
"A handsome man is unreliable," Xie Ximian said melancholy, "I don't know how long he will like me, what if he scums me."
"..." Jiang Ye pushed him into the room angrily, "Give me back the phone, sleep on you, go to the ugly man in your dream to take you home."
Xie Ximian held the doorknob and turned back, blocking him outside: "Help, the ugly man won't be able to sleep tonight."
Jiang Ye: "It deserves it."
After Xie Qimian finished laughing, Yingying looked at him: "Then—good night?"
Jiang Ye's Adam's apple rolled, unable to move.
"It's closed." Xie Ximian said.
Jiang Ye held his breath, kissed him briefly on the forehead, and said, "Good night."
"Good night, handsome."
MST is much more serious about entering the training state. Except for the rare loss to PK in the training match on the fourth night, the other training matches have been won.
It is rumored that the love knife skills of Mao Shituan Xialu have been tempered in the prison of coming out of the closet, and are blessed by the God of Cupid. Now they are invincible in the world, meeting gods and gods, and ghosts and ghosts.
The day before the start of the playoffs, Xie Ximian, as the captain, was invited to shoot some official materials.
Xie Ximian put on his team uniform with his eyes closed, threw his phone into his pocket casually, went out with his messy hair shaking, and slammed into the solid fleshy wall before taking two steps.
"Huh?" Xie Ximian asked with narrowed eyes.
"Xie Qimian, open your eyes and walk." Jiang Ye said, "Be careful of the stairs."
Hearing Jiang Ye's voice, Xie Qimian frowned, and stopped moving with his forehead stuck on his chest, leaning against him: "I can't open my eyes, help me."
Jiang Ye: "..." He helped Xie Ximian's shoulder, "Go back to sleep."
Xie Ximian was motionless, as if he was asleep, Jiang Ye pressed his hair, Xie Ximian asked: "You didn't go to bed until three o'clock, why did you wake up so early..."
Jiang Ye: "I told you to wake you up every day." He asked, "If you're so sleepy, I'll go for you."
"I am the captain," Xie Ximian propped up his exhausted body, "As a captain, this is what I should do. The team needs me, teammates need me, the people and the country also need—"
Jiang Ye pinched his ears: "Okay, I'll accompany you."
"Forget it, it's a tiring job with no money, I can do it alone," Xie Ximian nodded on his cheek: "Recharge the battery."
Jiang Ye pinched his chin, and instead of turning Xie Qimian's face, he kissed him on the lips, and after letting go, he pretended to be natural and said, "Go."
The author has something to say:
The 2022 version of "Love Through Time and Space" leads the leading actors: Jiang Ye, Xie Qimian (sorted by the initials of the pinyin).
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