What's the use of a good-looking assistant [e-sports]

When Ou Xiaodian came to deliver the fruit plate, he found that the two people in the lower lane were not there at the same time, so he put his hands on his hips and said, "What's the matter with Xie Ximian and Jiang Ye, it's two o'clock and they haven't come down for training, do you want to deduct wages?" He rolled up his sleeves, " I'm going to wake you up now."

"They came back a long time ago." Lin Chao said, "They were still there just now."

"Not training at the base! That's a heinous crime!" Ou Xiaodian rolled up his sleeves again, like a bully, "Watch me arrest them!"

Liang Nian muttered: "Usually, I order to train after eating, even if it's not too late now."

"You guys had a whole night off yesterday!" Ou Xiaodian said, "It stands to reason that you should get up at eight o'clock today and sit here for training!"

Lin Chao: "...A few of you at eight, who the fuck can adjust their schedule to eight o'clock?"

"???" Ou Xiaodian: "You fucking Jiang Ye upper body?"

Lin Chao: "Zawba."

Ou Xiaodian: "Curse again? Curse again and deduct wages!"

"Just this one sentence back and forth." Lin Chao muttered.

Ou Xiaodian snorted, went out to look for Xie Ximian and Jiang Ye, walked upstairs and downstairs twice, even went to the balcony, but couldn't find anyone, frowned and wondered: "Where can I go... did I go out?"

He wandered back to the training room on the second floor. Just as he was about to go in, he found that the door to the small garden on the second floor was closed. He said to himself, "It's not cold, why close the door?" He went over and pushed it, but he couldn't. It opened, and with a little more effort, it was finally opened. Before admiring the small garden for two seconds, it was drawn back by the panic voice behind it.

"..."

"..."

Ou Xiaodian was completely still, and after two seconds, he blurted out: "Damn!"

Jiang Ye's lips were still glowing red, and he pressed the back of Xie Qimian's head with his hand, making him hide in front of his chest, while looking at Ou Xiaodian with hostility.

"Damn!" Ou Xiaodian scolded again, "Damn!"

He stretched out a hand, shaking like sifting chaff: "You guys, this, this, this, it's just! What the hell!"

Ou Xiaodian rushed out the door, Jiang Ye just moved his feet, remembered that Xie Qimian was still there, stopped, let him go, pursed his lips and said, "Ou Xiaodian seems to have seen it."

"Yes." Xie Ximian said.

He had cried, and kissed Jiang Ye again, speaking with a strong nasal voice, as if he was acting like a baby.

Jiang Ye rolled his Adam's apple, carefully touched his cheek, wiped off the tears that did not dry up, and said, "Xie Qimian, you are really a crybaby."

"Do you have an opinion?" Xie Qimian asked with her head lowered.

Jiang Ye pursed his lips: "No problem, I like it."

"Die—!" Ou Xiaodian's wailing came from outside the door, "You don't tell me when you start the live broadcast!"

Then Liang Nian shouted, "Ou Xiaodian, return my studio!"

Xie Ximian frowned, feeling that something was wrong, let go of Jiang Ye's hand and walked straight to the training room, saw Ou Xiaodian going crazy in the training room: "How did I know you were live broadcasting!"

"On the day of the game, I said that I would make up the live broadcast during the break!" Liang Nian said, "I will keep the live broadcast on, who knew you would come in and fuck me!"

Xie Ximian pulled them away and asked Ou Xiaodian, "What did you say in the live broadcast just now?"

"Damn it! I—" He paused, looked at Xie Ximian's face, and said again, "Damn!"

Xie Ximian was anxious: "What did you say?"

"A-Mian! Why are you crying?!" Liang Nian hugged his arm, rubbed it, and wanted to touch Jiang Ye with a sense of justice, "Did Jiang Ye bully you?!"

Jiang Ye glanced at Lian Jing who was sitting on the seat, and warned Liang Nian: "Keep your mouth shut."

"..." Liang Nian's eyebrows twitched, and he complained to Xie Ximian, "He...why is he so overbearing!"

Xie Ximian asked, "What happened just now?"

"My live broadcast room was blocked!" Liang Nian pointed at Ou Xiaodian, "Ou Xiaodian came in and said a lot of shit, so I was blocked!"

Xie Qimian breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Jiang Ye, and then said, "All right." He rubbed his eyes, "I thought you guys said something."

"I don't think the Niannian live broadcast room was closed because of Ou Xiaodian's 'fuck', but because Ou Xiaodian said, 'Xie Ximian and Jiang Ye, those two dead gays, fuck, someone give me a knife, I'll go to the garden and kill him now. The two were slaughtered, and they were blocked by Super Management." Lin Chao said.

Jiang Ye: "What?"

"Fart! Could it be that a sentence of gay will close the live broadcast room?" Ou Xiaodian said angrily.

Liang Nian knew he was a capital offender, so he quickly blamed Ou Xiaodian: "I already said I was doing the live broadcast, and it's none of my business!"

Duan Ting saw that Liang Nian was in a hurry, and reminded: "It should be because he said 'killing people with a knife' that he was banned by Chaoguan."

"..."

Xie Ximian looked back at the barrage in his live broadcast——

[Ou Xiaodian pays for my ears! 】

[Thank you, Super Guan, for adding some anger to my sweet night]

[Gay talk, who are Xie Ximian and Jiang Ye? 】

【Fuck, I can't accept this way of coming out, please anal me! 】

[Super pipes are still clogging the cabinet door, right?]

[Just arrived, I heard that Sleepless Night is married? 】

Liang Nian put his hands in his hands honestly: "I hope this is the reason..." He scratched his nose, "Should I still start the broadcast?"

"Turn on the hammer!" Ou Xiaodian said, "Be more honest!"

Xie Ximian had no choice but to sit back on his seat. Liang Nian turned his eyes around, and finally squatted beside Xie Ximian quietly: "Amian, why are you crying?"

"It's nothing."

Jiang Ye happened to fetch water for him, put down the wipes, and drove Liang Nian away: "You still have something to do."

"..." Liang Nian nuzzled his nose, "I don't know what's good about you, and there are people who like it..."

"I don't understand why your mind is more complex than Ganges water, and some people like it," Jiang Ye said.

Liang Nian: "Where is the river water? From Beijing?"

Jiang Ye: "...it's nothing, you don't need to know."

"Amian, was he scolding me just now?" Liang Nian asked Xie Ximian for help, "Is he still blaming me for the live broadcast just now?"

Xie Ximian patted the top of his head helplessly: "Hey, don't watch short videos and read some books."

Jiang Ye snorted: "It's useless for him to read books. If you want to blame, you can blame God for holding an umbrella for him when he spread wisdom to the world."

Liang Nian: "?"

After lunch, Jiang Ye brought Xie Ximian a bottle of yogurt, and stood in front of the cat's nest to wait for him.

"Aren't there yellow peaches?" Xie Qimian asked critically.

Jiang Ye was helpless: "I wasn't at the base yesterday, and they probably ate it up. Only this is left."

"What a bunch of savages."

Jiang Ye made a cut and handed it over, and said in a low voice: "I just hid snacks in your room, and there is a box...my parents bought it for you, it's heavy, go back and have a look." He was not sure. , "You will accept it."

Xie Ximian nodded violently with a straw in his mouth: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)"

Jiang Ye moved his lips and hid his expression, but he still looked like he was smiling. Xie Ximian poked his lower abdomen with his elbow: "Stop laughing, put rice in the coconut milk."

The original live broadcast plan was cancelled. In the afternoon, Xie Ximian summoned the people in the team to play five rehearsals, but few of them played five rows, and the highest matched opponents were only diamonds, so it was not difficult to fight.

After winning a few rounds without suspense, Lin Chao took a bite of the jelly candy, not forgetting Xie Jiangye, "Jiang Ye, your snacks are so delicious! I plan to keep one of everything and give it to Ou Xiaodian to buy accordingly! "

"Yes, yes, nougat and soda cakes are also super delicious, buy them, and ask Ou Xiaodian to buy them right away!" Liang Nian said, joining the fifth row of rooms, and asked, "It's already the playoffs, how can we still make an appointment?" It’s less than 2UTen’s training match with MG, they really only play against South Korea?”

"Not really, I think the South Korean team makes appointments with them quite frequently." Lin Chao said, "We can also make an appointment with them in advance, but I'm afraid that my excellent performance and operation will prevent them from By the time I got to the finals, I had already fallen in the bubbling match because of excessive fear."

Xie Ximian: "I have an appointment with HZG tomorrow night, and MG the day after tomorrow. For 2UTen, let Coach Yan go and follow them, and see if they have a date."

"It seems that we are too humble. After all, we are No.1 in the regular season, and we can't even make an appointment with a strong team."

Liang Nian: "Hmph, you don't care about today's cat shit..."

"Okay, don't be indifferent and can't afford to be too high, you will know this sentence after a while." Lin Chao said, "Before the official interviews or recording trash talk, hurry up and learn a few words, it is really impossible to go. Copying a few sentences from Jiang Ye won't be ridiculed every time."

Jiang Ye: "No."

"Who wants you to teach me! Hmph!" Liang Nian said.

Xie Ximian saw them making a fuss, and rubbed his neck: "Otherwise, take a break for 10 minutes, and come back and continue the row."

When he got up, Jiang Ye got up, and when he went out, the little tail on the back was stuck to his side.

"Why are you following me?" Xie Ximian asked.

Jiang Ye: "You said to rest, so I will rest."

Xie Qimian couldn't help but laugh: "I'm going to my room to change clothes." He pointed to his back, "I got dirty in the corner just now."

Jiang Ye pursed his lips: "Yeah." He said, "I'll go too."

I don't know if he was overwhelmed by Ou Xiaodian's words of "fuck", as soon as he entered the door, Jiang Ye quickly closed the door.

"Let me take a look at your parents' gift first." Xie Ximian squatted on the ground, carefully opened the box, and saw a set of exquisite waist massager inside, feeling a little embarrassed for a moment, "I gave it... I gave it this, it seems They are all for the elderly."

Jiang Ye scratched his head, but he didn't expect his parents to be so honest, so he was embarrassed: "I haven't told them, maybe they read it online."

"I watched it online..." Xie Ximian tilted his head towards Jiang Ye, "Then do you think your parents have seen the things about me and you?" He blinked, "For example, today's live broadcast accident."

Jiang Ye was taken aback, realizing that what Xie Qimian said was very possible.

It's just that there is such a thing as forming a CP, which happens in every team. Many people look at Tu Yile and make jokes about it. They still think it's impossible, but for the generation of parents ...doesn't necessarily think so.

"Xie Ximian, I'm not afraid to tell my parents." Jiang Ye said, "If you want to..."

Xie Qimian paused for a while with his charging hand, without raising his head, he said, "I know."

"Really." Jiang Ye said.

"I know, I really know." Xie Ximian stood up and squeezed Jiang Ye's wrist, "Don't confess, don't say such things." He said in Jiang Ye's confused face, "I mean you don't You must say these things to make me cry, I really don't like to cry, I haven't shed tears for three or four years before I met you."

Jiang Ye smiled: "Oh." He then squatted on the ground, unwrapped the snacks, and put them on the table for Xie Ximian, Xie Ximian asked, "What are these you left, are they particularly delicious?"

"I don't know, I seldom eat snacks." Jiang Ye stacked up the boxes one by one, and said, "I see more high-end ones, so I leave them all to you."

"How vain, Jiang Ye." Xie Ximian smiled, "Thank you for hiding so many high-end snacks for me." He squeezed the soft waist and asked, "Would you like to try it first?"

He pressed Jiang Ye on the gaming chair, and after pressing the switch, he asked, "How is it?"

"It's okay." Jiang Ye said, "You should try it, you can feel better."

"This is not cheap at first glance, it must be easy to use."

Xie Ximian sat on it, and after a while, he closed his eyes comfortably, making Jiang Ye's heart itch, and couldn't help pinching his nose: "Why do you look so enjoying yourself?"

"No way, I would even eat vinegar for a massage lumbar pillow." Xie Qimian half-opened his eyes, with the tip of his tongue exposed between his lips, and took a light breath, "But it's so comfortable."

Jiang Ye suddenly wanted to confiscate Xie Ximian's massage lumbar pillow.

"Then you can press it to sleep, I'm going to train."

Xie Ximian took his hand and said with a smile, "Although it's very comfortable, my evaluation is: it's not Jiang Ye." He stood up, took his hand and put it on his lower back, and the waistline was close to his palm, "I think It’s still more comfortable artificially.”

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Wild Cub: I can't stand this, that is to say.