Cannon fodder please stop tea talk
Chapter 46 Good Brothers Need to Help Each Other
A scene of the campus jumped out on the screen, a group of people in school uniforms were playing around.
Ji Fengmian frowned and looked at it for a while, feeling a little puzzled, "Why are the actors in this school movie so strong?"
The several actors who appeared one after another were tall and strong with typical European and American body types, most of them still had beards, and they didn't look like campus movies.
Jiang Nanshu nodded in agreement, "It seems to be a low-cost movie."
"Did Moriko make a mistake?"
Ji Fengmian couldn't understand how Zhao Sen would post such a shoddy, low-budget film.
The camera cuts quickly, the class scene flashes by, and only one student is left in the classroom.
The student who stayed behind was very handsome, and his appearance in school uniform was much more harmonious than the previous muscular man.
The students are collecting things, meaningless shots.
Ji Fengmian finally lost his patience, picked up the phone, "What rubbish movie."
He complained, pulled the progress bar and dragged it back, ready to turn it off after a few casual glances.
The moment the fingers stopped, several heavy gasps came from the TV.
Ji Fengmian raised his head subconsciously and saw flesh-colored screens.
"!"
He shook his hand, and subconsciously poked the phone hard, but the force was too strong, and the phone fell down.
Ji Fengmian's reaction has never been faster, as soon as he stretched his body, he went to answer the phone.
However, there was chaos in the middle of the bustle. His fingers barely reached the edge of the phone in the air, but they didn't hold it firmly. Instead, it became a thrust to change the direction of the fall.
The phone was successfully pushed under the bed, Ji Fengmian was stunned.
"Ji Fengmian, what are you doing in this movie?" Jiang Nanshu asked.
"..."
Ji Fengmian turned around stiffly, looked at Jiang Nanshu's calm eyes, and followed his fingers.
"This……"
After waiting for a while, there was no answer.
Jiang Nanshu's thinking slowly came to his senses, "Is this what Fang Xiao said earlier about watching movies together between good friends?"
His logic at this time has no other moral bottom line at all, just thinking, Fang Xiao said that good friends will watch movies together, and that is a normal behavior.
Ji Fengmian nodded, "Ah, yes, that's how it is."
He looked at Jiang Nanshu with confused eyes, and for some reason, he suppressed the rest of the words and didn't try to pick up the phone again.
Jiang Nanshu stared at the TV screen for a moment.
The actors above, have started to unbutton each other's pants.
"Why are there two men?" Jiang Nanshu asked in a serious tone, "Fang Xiao's friends watch all the movies, and they should be referring to action movies where men and women exchange physiological knowledge."
Ji Fengmian didn't have the mind to watch the TV screen at all, he just looked at Jiang Nanshu's especially ruddy lips under the catalysis of alcohol, and listened to the chaotic and entangled voices on the TV.
The blood supply to his brain was insufficient, and all the blood in his body rushed to a place that was already full of energy.
"What did you say?" Ji Fengmian could only ask stupidly.
"Why are two men, good friends, watching movies together, are they watching same-sex movies?"
Jiang Nanshu looked over and asked seriously.
Ji Fengmian's stiff eyes fell on the TV screen, and then he saw a scene that he couldn't believe.
"!" Ji Fengmian couldn't care about anything else, and finally remembered the remote control on the bedside table, grabbed it and turned off the TV.
He thought it was over.
Unexpectedly, the drunk Jiang Nanshu was especially... difficult to coax.
Jiang Nanshu frowned slightly, and asked again, "Why are there two men?"
"Maybe Zhao Sen sent the wrong message?"
Unexpectedly, Jiang Nanshu's logical thinking is very strict.
"Zhao Sen doesn't seem to like homosexuality, so why would he send homosexual videos to you?"
Ji Fengmian was silent for three seconds, and finally remembered Zhao Sen's message.
It seems that we can only tell the truth.
"No, it's because I asked him how to identify whether he is homophobic. The way he found it was to let me watch this film."
Jiang Nanshu stared at him for a moment, then nodded, "So that's the case, what do you think?"
Of course not!
Ji Fengmian was only focused on putting out the fire just now, and didn't look at other places at all.
"Do you feel sick? Two men kissed just now?"
"Of course..." Ji Fengmian thought of that scene, showing a disgusted expression, but for some reason, the words turned around again.
The picture is quite disgusting, but if...
what if?
Ji Fengmian's eyes fell on Jiang Nanshu's lips, a little lost in thought.
"What's wrong?" Jiang Nanshu tilted his head slightly, his tone was still slow and soft.
He asked, and took a sip of the lemonade next to him.The lips are moist, glowing lustrously under the warm yellowish light.
"Ji Fengmian."
"Ah," Ji Fengmian came back to his senses, rubbed his nose, trying to put the messy thoughts behind him.He probably also drank too much, and his thoughts were uncontrollable.
In the moment just now, Jiang Nanshu's face was actually placed in the previous scene.
Stop!
How can it be, Jiang Nanshu is his good brother, this is completely blasphemy.
"Are you... really homophobic?"
Jiang Nanshu didn't mind these details at all, and wanted to know the answer obsessively.
Since the accident in the afternoon, this matter has troubled him for a long time.
Ji Fengmian looked down at the quilt, and the part that was sluggish due to the accident just now was about to move again.So, is he homophobic?
Well, keep reading, this is to verify my own psychological problems.
He quickly found a legitimate reason, freed from the guilt brought by the moral bottom line,
"Jiang Jiang, I didn't look carefully just now, why don't we take a look again?"
If Jiang Nanshu is sober, he will ask Ji Fengmian to verify whether he is homophobic or not by himself.But he just blinked his eyes, "Okay."
Fang Xiao said that.
Watching movies with good friends is normal communication, and in Jiang Nanshu's heart after drunk, it has become a code of conduct.
Ji Fengmian got out of bed, took out the phone, turned on the TV, and started playing again.
He also kept an eye out and pulled the progress bar to the front, so as not to be overwhelmed by the shocking scene.
However, when the picture advances again to the two men hugging each other inseparably, he still feels a little sick.
"It seems that you are still homophobic."
Ji Fengmian looked at Jiang Nanshu's blushing cheeks, but his expression was calm, and asked, "Don't you feel sick?"
Jiang Nanshu shook his head, "Not disgusting."
"!"
That is?
Ji Fengmian was surprised and happy, he didn't know what he was happy about, but asked eagerly, "Then what other feelings do you have?"
"I don't feel it." Jiang Nanshu looked at the frozen picture.
At this time, the kissing scene was frozen on the TV screen, which was more acceptable than the body entanglement.
"Is this behavior comfortable?" Jiang Nanshu was puzzled.
Ji Fengmian couldn't think of a word, and blurted out, "Then let's try?"
Looking at him, Jiang Nanshu didn't feel angry, but thought about it for a while.
Fang Xiao said before that when watching the film, they will communicate with each other, but he never mentioned that they will kiss.
That's not in the code of conduct.
He shook his head, "No, it's not appropriate."
Ji Fengmian, who was rejected, withdrew his hand and leaned back, a little sluggish.The shock and disgust I saw on the screen before, and the inexplicable surprise when I heard Jiang Nanshu said he didn't dislike it, all kinds of emotions were intertwined and turned into irritability with nowhere to vent.
He picked up his phone and poked hard, but accidentally hit the next video.
Ji Fengmian was about to turn it off, but he heard Jiang Nanshu speak.
"Do you want to watch this movie?"
He looked over in disbelief, Jiang Nanshu... invited him to watch the movie?Take the initiative to invite?
Perhaps Ji Fengmian's expression was so shocked that even the unresponsive Jiang Nanshu realized something was wrong.
He explained: "It seems to be male and female. If you are homophobic, you should not be disgusted to see this film."
Ji Fengmian nodded blankly, not because he wanted to watch a short movie, but because he wanted to prove another thing.At this point, it doesn't seem to matter whether he's himself homophobic or not.
He wanted to know what Jiang Nanshu thought.
Jiang Nanshu is not disgusted with same-sex movies, nor does he feel it.Then does he have feelings for heterosexual movies?
If so, does that mean he only likes the opposite sex...
That, that what.
Ji Fengmian couldn't say it, he only knew that there was an inexplicable fear in his heart.
"Okay." He heard his own voice.
The screen moved again. This small movie was longer than the previous one, with a large plot ahead.Compared with the pure body collision in the previous same-sex movies, it has a more beautiful and fresh feeling.
The two watched in silence, expressionless, as if they were listening to an academic lecture.
Looking at it, Ji Fengmian's phone vibrated, he lowered his head, and saw Zhao Sen sent a message.
[Brother Feng, how are you doing? 】
[The first one is quite disgusting. 】
[It’s okay, okay, if you like the first one, it’s about homophobia and deep closet.What about the back? 】
【good. 】
Ji Fengmian's mind was in a mess, and he kept sneaking glances at Jiang Nanshu's expression, without paying attention at all.
Zhao Sen seemed very unconvinced, and replied with a lot of words.
【This is my goddess of enlightenment, a treasure I have treasured for a long time. Brother Feng, you only have one sentence. Isn’t the heroine beautiful? Isn’t she pure? The contrast between the appearance of such a high-mountain flower... 】
Seeing this, Ji Fengmian looked up at the screen again.
On the screen, it has progressed to an indescribable plot stage.
He looked at the face of the heroine whom Zhao Sen praised so much, but felt that it was not good-looking at all.Not as good, not as good as Jiang Nanshu.
If Jiang Nanshu reveals this contrast...
!
Ji Fengmian froze for a moment, held his breath, looked down, and then took advantage of Jiang Nanshu's inattention, and secretly hooked the quilt that he picked up the phone just now.
"You... like this type?" Jiang Nanshu's voice sounded.
Ji Fengmian was stunned, his hands still clutching the quilt, "No, isn't this a normal reaction for a man? You must also..."
Before he finished speaking, his eyes fell on Jiang Nanshu's place where there was no movement.
Jiang Nanshu also took a look, a little confused, "Will there be all of them? Then why do I feel, I don't feel anything?"
Alcohol can make people's body reaction dull. Jiang Nanshu didn't feel normal, but he didn't think about it at this time, and just followed Ji Fengmian's thoughts.
Then, he subconsciously asked, "Ji Fengmian, am I... YW?"
Ji Fengmian let go of his hand on the quilt, "How is that possible! My Jiang Jiang is the best, I'll help you!"
After finishing a sentence, he secretly scolded himself for being stupid, how could...
"Okay, how can I help?" Jiang Nanshu nodded and agreed.
His dull brain didn't realize how outrageous this sentence was, he just wanted to verify if there was something wrong with his body.
Jiang Nanshu didn't even understand why Ji Fengmian's ears suddenly turned red, so red that he was about to bleed.
He waited for a while, then said slowly, "You don't know, so it's..."
"No! How can it be counted!"
Ji Fengmian rushed over abruptly, pressing Jiang Nanshu's shoulder with his right hand, and covering it with his left hand without hesitation.
"This afternoon, Fang Xiao also said that communication and help between good friends is a sign of close relationship."
He said something in a low voice, but he didn't know if he was convincing Jiang Nanshu or himself.
The picture on the TV screen has stopped.
However, the two people in the room were no longer in the mood to continue watching.
Ji Fengmian frowned and looked at it for a while, feeling a little puzzled, "Why are the actors in this school movie so strong?"
The several actors who appeared one after another were tall and strong with typical European and American body types, most of them still had beards, and they didn't look like campus movies.
Jiang Nanshu nodded in agreement, "It seems to be a low-cost movie."
"Did Moriko make a mistake?"
Ji Fengmian couldn't understand how Zhao Sen would post such a shoddy, low-budget film.
The camera cuts quickly, the class scene flashes by, and only one student is left in the classroom.
The student who stayed behind was very handsome, and his appearance in school uniform was much more harmonious than the previous muscular man.
The students are collecting things, meaningless shots.
Ji Fengmian finally lost his patience, picked up the phone, "What rubbish movie."
He complained, pulled the progress bar and dragged it back, ready to turn it off after a few casual glances.
The moment the fingers stopped, several heavy gasps came from the TV.
Ji Fengmian raised his head subconsciously and saw flesh-colored screens.
"!"
He shook his hand, and subconsciously poked the phone hard, but the force was too strong, and the phone fell down.
Ji Fengmian's reaction has never been faster, as soon as he stretched his body, he went to answer the phone.
However, there was chaos in the middle of the bustle. His fingers barely reached the edge of the phone in the air, but they didn't hold it firmly. Instead, it became a thrust to change the direction of the fall.
The phone was successfully pushed under the bed, Ji Fengmian was stunned.
"Ji Fengmian, what are you doing in this movie?" Jiang Nanshu asked.
"..."
Ji Fengmian turned around stiffly, looked at Jiang Nanshu's calm eyes, and followed his fingers.
"This……"
After waiting for a while, there was no answer.
Jiang Nanshu's thinking slowly came to his senses, "Is this what Fang Xiao said earlier about watching movies together between good friends?"
His logic at this time has no other moral bottom line at all, just thinking, Fang Xiao said that good friends will watch movies together, and that is a normal behavior.
Ji Fengmian nodded, "Ah, yes, that's how it is."
He looked at Jiang Nanshu with confused eyes, and for some reason, he suppressed the rest of the words and didn't try to pick up the phone again.
Jiang Nanshu stared at the TV screen for a moment.
The actors above, have started to unbutton each other's pants.
"Why are there two men?" Jiang Nanshu asked in a serious tone, "Fang Xiao's friends watch all the movies, and they should be referring to action movies where men and women exchange physiological knowledge."
Ji Fengmian didn't have the mind to watch the TV screen at all, he just looked at Jiang Nanshu's especially ruddy lips under the catalysis of alcohol, and listened to the chaotic and entangled voices on the TV.
The blood supply to his brain was insufficient, and all the blood in his body rushed to a place that was already full of energy.
"What did you say?" Ji Fengmian could only ask stupidly.
"Why are two men, good friends, watching movies together, are they watching same-sex movies?"
Jiang Nanshu looked over and asked seriously.
Ji Fengmian's stiff eyes fell on the TV screen, and then he saw a scene that he couldn't believe.
"!" Ji Fengmian couldn't care about anything else, and finally remembered the remote control on the bedside table, grabbed it and turned off the TV.
He thought it was over.
Unexpectedly, the drunk Jiang Nanshu was especially... difficult to coax.
Jiang Nanshu frowned slightly, and asked again, "Why are there two men?"
"Maybe Zhao Sen sent the wrong message?"
Unexpectedly, Jiang Nanshu's logical thinking is very strict.
"Zhao Sen doesn't seem to like homosexuality, so why would he send homosexual videos to you?"
Ji Fengmian was silent for three seconds, and finally remembered Zhao Sen's message.
It seems that we can only tell the truth.
"No, it's because I asked him how to identify whether he is homophobic. The way he found it was to let me watch this film."
Jiang Nanshu stared at him for a moment, then nodded, "So that's the case, what do you think?"
Of course not!
Ji Fengmian was only focused on putting out the fire just now, and didn't look at other places at all.
"Do you feel sick? Two men kissed just now?"
"Of course..." Ji Fengmian thought of that scene, showing a disgusted expression, but for some reason, the words turned around again.
The picture is quite disgusting, but if...
what if?
Ji Fengmian's eyes fell on Jiang Nanshu's lips, a little lost in thought.
"What's wrong?" Jiang Nanshu tilted his head slightly, his tone was still slow and soft.
He asked, and took a sip of the lemonade next to him.The lips are moist, glowing lustrously under the warm yellowish light.
"Ji Fengmian."
"Ah," Ji Fengmian came back to his senses, rubbed his nose, trying to put the messy thoughts behind him.He probably also drank too much, and his thoughts were uncontrollable.
In the moment just now, Jiang Nanshu's face was actually placed in the previous scene.
Stop!
How can it be, Jiang Nanshu is his good brother, this is completely blasphemy.
"Are you... really homophobic?"
Jiang Nanshu didn't mind these details at all, and wanted to know the answer obsessively.
Since the accident in the afternoon, this matter has troubled him for a long time.
Ji Fengmian looked down at the quilt, and the part that was sluggish due to the accident just now was about to move again.So, is he homophobic?
Well, keep reading, this is to verify my own psychological problems.
He quickly found a legitimate reason, freed from the guilt brought by the moral bottom line,
"Jiang Jiang, I didn't look carefully just now, why don't we take a look again?"
If Jiang Nanshu is sober, he will ask Ji Fengmian to verify whether he is homophobic or not by himself.But he just blinked his eyes, "Okay."
Fang Xiao said that.
Watching movies with good friends is normal communication, and in Jiang Nanshu's heart after drunk, it has become a code of conduct.
Ji Fengmian got out of bed, took out the phone, turned on the TV, and started playing again.
He also kept an eye out and pulled the progress bar to the front, so as not to be overwhelmed by the shocking scene.
However, when the picture advances again to the two men hugging each other inseparably, he still feels a little sick.
"It seems that you are still homophobic."
Ji Fengmian looked at Jiang Nanshu's blushing cheeks, but his expression was calm, and asked, "Don't you feel sick?"
Jiang Nanshu shook his head, "Not disgusting."
"!"
That is?
Ji Fengmian was surprised and happy, he didn't know what he was happy about, but asked eagerly, "Then what other feelings do you have?"
"I don't feel it." Jiang Nanshu looked at the frozen picture.
At this time, the kissing scene was frozen on the TV screen, which was more acceptable than the body entanglement.
"Is this behavior comfortable?" Jiang Nanshu was puzzled.
Ji Fengmian couldn't think of a word, and blurted out, "Then let's try?"
Looking at him, Jiang Nanshu didn't feel angry, but thought about it for a while.
Fang Xiao said before that when watching the film, they will communicate with each other, but he never mentioned that they will kiss.
That's not in the code of conduct.
He shook his head, "No, it's not appropriate."
Ji Fengmian, who was rejected, withdrew his hand and leaned back, a little sluggish.The shock and disgust I saw on the screen before, and the inexplicable surprise when I heard Jiang Nanshu said he didn't dislike it, all kinds of emotions were intertwined and turned into irritability with nowhere to vent.
He picked up his phone and poked hard, but accidentally hit the next video.
Ji Fengmian was about to turn it off, but he heard Jiang Nanshu speak.
"Do you want to watch this movie?"
He looked over in disbelief, Jiang Nanshu... invited him to watch the movie?Take the initiative to invite?
Perhaps Ji Fengmian's expression was so shocked that even the unresponsive Jiang Nanshu realized something was wrong.
He explained: "It seems to be male and female. If you are homophobic, you should not be disgusted to see this film."
Ji Fengmian nodded blankly, not because he wanted to watch a short movie, but because he wanted to prove another thing.At this point, it doesn't seem to matter whether he's himself homophobic or not.
He wanted to know what Jiang Nanshu thought.
Jiang Nanshu is not disgusted with same-sex movies, nor does he feel it.Then does he have feelings for heterosexual movies?
If so, does that mean he only likes the opposite sex...
That, that what.
Ji Fengmian couldn't say it, he only knew that there was an inexplicable fear in his heart.
"Okay." He heard his own voice.
The screen moved again. This small movie was longer than the previous one, with a large plot ahead.Compared with the pure body collision in the previous same-sex movies, it has a more beautiful and fresh feeling.
The two watched in silence, expressionless, as if they were listening to an academic lecture.
Looking at it, Ji Fengmian's phone vibrated, he lowered his head, and saw Zhao Sen sent a message.
[Brother Feng, how are you doing? 】
[The first one is quite disgusting. 】
[It’s okay, okay, if you like the first one, it’s about homophobia and deep closet.What about the back? 】
【good. 】
Ji Fengmian's mind was in a mess, and he kept sneaking glances at Jiang Nanshu's expression, without paying attention at all.
Zhao Sen seemed very unconvinced, and replied with a lot of words.
【This is my goddess of enlightenment, a treasure I have treasured for a long time. Brother Feng, you only have one sentence. Isn’t the heroine beautiful? Isn’t she pure? The contrast between the appearance of such a high-mountain flower... 】
Seeing this, Ji Fengmian looked up at the screen again.
On the screen, it has progressed to an indescribable plot stage.
He looked at the face of the heroine whom Zhao Sen praised so much, but felt that it was not good-looking at all.Not as good, not as good as Jiang Nanshu.
If Jiang Nanshu reveals this contrast...
!
Ji Fengmian froze for a moment, held his breath, looked down, and then took advantage of Jiang Nanshu's inattention, and secretly hooked the quilt that he picked up the phone just now.
"You... like this type?" Jiang Nanshu's voice sounded.
Ji Fengmian was stunned, his hands still clutching the quilt, "No, isn't this a normal reaction for a man? You must also..."
Before he finished speaking, his eyes fell on Jiang Nanshu's place where there was no movement.
Jiang Nanshu also took a look, a little confused, "Will there be all of them? Then why do I feel, I don't feel anything?"
Alcohol can make people's body reaction dull. Jiang Nanshu didn't feel normal, but he didn't think about it at this time, and just followed Ji Fengmian's thoughts.
Then, he subconsciously asked, "Ji Fengmian, am I... YW?"
Ji Fengmian let go of his hand on the quilt, "How is that possible! My Jiang Jiang is the best, I'll help you!"
After finishing a sentence, he secretly scolded himself for being stupid, how could...
"Okay, how can I help?" Jiang Nanshu nodded and agreed.
His dull brain didn't realize how outrageous this sentence was, he just wanted to verify if there was something wrong with his body.
Jiang Nanshu didn't even understand why Ji Fengmian's ears suddenly turned red, so red that he was about to bleed.
He waited for a while, then said slowly, "You don't know, so it's..."
"No! How can it be counted!"
Ji Fengmian rushed over abruptly, pressing Jiang Nanshu's shoulder with his right hand, and covering it with his left hand without hesitation.
"This afternoon, Fang Xiao also said that communication and help between good friends is a sign of close relationship."
He said something in a low voice, but he didn't know if he was convincing Jiang Nanshu or himself.
The picture on the TV screen has stopped.
However, the two people in the room were no longer in the mood to continue watching.
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