Cannon fodder please stop tea talk

There are noisy voices all around, and there is a strange scene in front of my eyes.

Jiang Nanshu felt that his feet couldn't touch the ground, and he seemed to be very drunk.He hated the feeling of being out of control, he hated it.

He closed his eyes slightly, and heard someone talking again.

"Brother Feng, what's wrong with Brother Nan?"

"Was drunk."

An extremely familiar voice sounded, which made Jiang Nanshu feel at ease.

It's just, why is the distance of the voice so close, it seems to be coming from close to him.

"No wonder, no, Brother Feng, aren't you homophobic? That's great? It's okay to hug like this?"

hug……

holding who?

Jiang Nanshu moved a bit, and then felt his hands tighten.

"Jiang Jiang, don't move around, you will fall down later."

The brain that was dulled by the infiltration of alcohol finally realized that the person Ji Fengmian was holding was him.

"Well, let me down."

Jiang Nanshu moved hard, trying to break free.

However, he felt that struggling with all his strength seemed to have no effect, and only made Ji Fengmian hug him even tighter.

"I've already touched the heavens after I said it. Let's go. He's very uncomfortable. Don't beep."

The noisy voice gradually faded away, and it seemed that he had already left the banquet hall. This made Jiang Nanshu feel relieved, and only wanted to go to the room to rest for a while as soon as possible.

His brain became a mess, which made his self-control infinitely reduced. He was afraid that if he continued like this, he would say something wrong.

For example, about White Moonlight, about secret love, about green tea, or about this world is a book.

He is not afraid that Ji Fengmian will doubt himself after saying this, what he is afraid of is that when Ji Fengmian knows that this world is a book.

After knowing the plot, Ji Fengmian will suspect that the friendship between them is from the so-called plot arrangement, not from the heart.

Jiang Nanshu can figure it out, but Ji Fengmian is a stubborn person, what if he can't figure it out.

He doesn't like to gamble on people's hearts, and he doesn't like other accidents in his planned life.

The status quo is best.

"Ji Fengmian, where are you going?"

Things didn't go their way, and they were stopped again.

This time the voice seemed to be older.

Ji Fengmian stopped and called out, "Dad, Aunt An."

"I'm going to toast later, where are you going?"

"Jiang Jiang is drunk, I'll take him to his room."

"Just find someone to deliver the guest room, what are you talking about when you don't look like that?"

Ji Fengmian: "Your family is fine, and grandpa is still upstairs, so I don't have time."

"you!"

"Okay, okay, Guohua, keep your voice down, Xiao Mian, you go, how about I call Xiaxia over to help, or ask him to greet Dad?"

"No need, grandpa slept well."

After finishing speaking, Ji Fengmian ignored the two of them and left the banquet hall directly.

When he was placed on the soft bed, Jiang Nanshu's messy brain was slightly awake, but he was still sleepy.

He didn't move, just by feeling that Ji Fengmian took off his shoes and coat for him, and put them on the bed.

Jiang Nanshu closed his eyes and gradually fell into a dream.

wrong.

Someone is unbuttoning him?

With a sudden wit, he barely opened his eyes.

Facing Shang Ji Fengmian's eyes, Jiang Nanshu felt relieved, luckily it wasn't An Kexia.

When he felt dizzy before, Jiang Nanshu probably knew what An Kexia was thinking, probably because he heard that they wanted to sleep in a room or something.

Ji Fengmian hates the smell of alcohol, so he would not share a room with him, sleep in the guest room, An Kexia might be able to do other things.

Fortunately, it's Ji Fengmian.wrong!

Jiang Nanshu raised his hand, seeming to use force, but in fact it was softly resting on Ji Fengmian's hand, "What are you doing?"

Ji Fengmian: "Help you undress."

"Undress...what are you doing?"

Jiang Nanshu, who was drunk, didn't notice that he was speaking very slowly and softly at this moment.

So soft that Ji Fengmian wants to go against his will and do some excessive things, to see if those beautiful eyes will turn red...

Stop!

Ji Fengmian's fingers froze and froze.

What was he thinking just now?

"I, I, just want to take you to take a bath, to make you feel better."

A word of justification blurted out.

It's true.

Ji Fengmian did not think too much just now, but when he said it.

He thought a lot, a lot of fanciful things.

Hearing this sentence, Jiang Nanshu reacted slowly for a moment, and then said: "No...I'm afraid you will faint, now I don't have...strength, I can't hold you up..."

However, lying on the bed in this state is really uncomfortable, Jiang Nanshu reluctantly got up, "I will wash myself."

He staggered, but fortunately Ji Fengmian had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and supported him.

"Let me help you there." Ji Fengmian added, "Go to the door of the bathroom."

"it is good."

Jiang Nanshu leaned on Ji Fengmian and walked a few steps before he got used to the soft feeling of drunkenness.

He glanced at his surroundings.

The room is large, and there is a living room connected to it outside. It seems that it is not a guest room, but Ji Fengmian's room.

It's just that there are no personal items in the room, and it looks cold like a five-star hotel.

"There are towels inside."

"Ah."

After walking a few steps, Jiang Nanshu managed to control his disobedient hands and feet, and managed to take a bath.

After taking a bath, although there is still some alcohol, it is no longer the foggy feeling just now.

When Jiang Nanshu got up and came out, he realized that he had forgotten one thing.

He came in without clothes.

Jiang Nanshu hesitated for a moment, before deciding whether to ask Ji Fengmian to help with the clothes or go out wrapped in a bath towel, the door suddenly opened.

"Jiang Jiang, you forgot..."

Ji Fengmian was stunned after he finished a sentence.

He stared blankly at the person in front of him, unable to move his eyes and could not speak.

They have a good relationship, but Jiang Nanshu has always been a very distant person, even in summer, he would sleep in a short-sleeved T-shirt.

Ji Fengmian has never seen...

Jiang Nanshu in this form seemed to be a ghost born in the hazy mist.A newborn ignorant, a ghost without a thing.

"..."

Jiang Nanshu was also stunned for three seconds, but the alcohol made his psychological defense back a lot, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong.

They are all men, and they are still friends. Fang Xiao also said before that friends who have a good relationship will even compare each other.

That's just being honest and honest, and there should be nothing wrong with it.

He took the clothes, "Thank you."

An ordinary thank you, without any other tone, but Jiang Nanshu was still drunk, spoke slowly, and even dragged his voice.

Ji Fengmian didn't move, he held onto his clothes tightly.

Jiang Nanshu hesitated for a moment, thinking about this person's usual disposition, a sentence emerged.The performance of drunkenness often lies in the reduction of self-control.

Even Jiang Nanshu is the same.

The words appeared in his mind, and he said them without any consideration, "Brother, can you give me the clothes, I'm so cold."

His logic is simple.

When Ji Fengmian commits crimes, he likes tea and tea talk the most.

Especially when calling him "brother", it is almost a hundred trials.

Unexpectedly, this time, Ji Fengmian took a big step back as if he had seen a ghost, and seemed to be even more unstable than the drunk Jiang Nanshu.

Are you homophobic again?

Jiang Nanshu was afraid that he would fall, so he subconsciously helped him up.

"Don't, don't come here!"

Ji Fengmian stuffed the clothes in his hand to Jiang Nanshu, and fled in despair.

"..."

Jiang Nanshu stared at the closed bathroom door with a bang, and then looked down at the clothes in his hand.

It seems that Ji Fengmian's homophobia is not getting better.

With his simple thinking at this time, he could only come to this conclusion, and then put on his pajamas.

After putting on his pajamas, Jiang Nanshu felt something was wrong. The pajamas did not belong to him.

The trousers were too long to cover the feet.The clothes were also too big, a little baggy, exposing the collarbone, it was obviously Ji Fengmian's pajamas.

If Jiang Nanshu was sober, he would probably go out and get his pajamas back, but at this moment, he walked out without thinking too much.

***

Ji Fengmian leaned on the bed, staring at the TV screen in front of him in a daze.

The scene just now really made his mind go blank, no, calm down, calm down.

Distraughtly, he took out his phone and poked around.

Just at this time, Zhao Sen's dialog box popped up.

[Brother Feng, I asked for you. If you are not sure, you can watch these videos to make sure if you are homophobic. 】

Immediately afterwards, several frames representing the video jumped out.

Ji Fengmian didn't notice this line of words at all, and habitually clicked the play button of the video.It's just that I didn't expect that the video seemed to be quite large, and I couldn't open it for a while.

He waited a little impatiently, and when he was about to close it, the bathroom door rang.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Ji Fengmian dragged the quilt over himself.

Then, as soon as he turned his face and looked over, he regretted it.

Why would he be so stupid to deliberately take his pajamas for Jiang Nanshu to wear?

why?

The people who came out of the bathroom had wet hair and watery eyes.

Jiang Nanshu's skin color is very fair, and exposure to the sun will only cause sunburn and not tanning. At this time, it is pink under the action of alcohol and water vapor.

What's more, he was still wearing Ji Fengmian's navy blue pajamas, under the strong contrast, he looked more like a piece of fine jade.

It's... can't take your eyes off.

Jiang Nanshu didn't seem to be fully awake yet, and when he walked out, he tilted again.

"careful!"

Just as Ji Fengmian was about to get out of bed to help him, he saw him standing firmly against the wall.

It's just that when the person stands firm, the clothes are crooked.

The elegant collarbone is exposed from the oversized collar, and what's more, a drop of water from the tip of the hair just landed on the collarbone.

Seeing the dangling drops of water, Ji Fengmian subconsciously licked his lips.

Mouth parched, heart beating like it was about to explode, and at the same time on the brink of explosion, there was another place.

In a daze, Jiang Nanshu had already walked over, "Aren't you hot?"

Although it is almost October now, but the temperature is still close to 30 degrees, Ji Fengmian's behavior under a quilt is really strange.

"Hot, hot."

Jiang Nanshu nodded, bent over to lift the quilt.

Ji Fengmian pressed down on the quilt tightly, absolutely not wanting to show Jiang Nanshu his embarrassment at this moment.It happened once in the dormitory in the afternoon before, and it could be explained as an accident. Now it happens again, the other party has to think about me.

An lsp full of colors?

No, absolutely not.At this moment, Ji Fengmian saw his mobile phone and the downloaded video.

He didn't care too much, he just wanted to divert Jiang Nanshu's attention, "Jiang Jiang, let's watch a movie!"

Jiang Nanshu blinked slowly, "Okay."

Fortunately.

Drunk Jiang Nanshu is easy to fool.

Ji Fengmian let out a long breath, patted the seat beside him, "Come, sit here."

As long as you don't lift the quilt, everything is fine.

When the movie starts, the parts that shouldn't be excited will always calm down slowly.

Ji Fengmian took the phone and clicked the screencast button.