Miss Gojo can't figure it out

When Youyue woke up the next day, the sky was already bright.It was rare for Yinshi to leave the house early, and left a note saying that there was fried rice in the refrigerator, asking her to heat it up and eat it.

Even Kagura is not there, probably because there is a commissioned task.

Code-named "Gintama" is a very magical world. Although it was in the Edo period, electronic products were quite popular, and the celestial flying machine shuttled through the clouds day and night.

But when the money is so poor that the next month's rent will not be paid, it is doomed that there is nothing to play at home, except for an old TV.

The sky was blue, with occasional soft white clouds covering the daylight. Youyue strolled around the street, feeling terribly boring.She began to miss Nintendo's games... Oh, there is only Nintendo in this world, and even the consoles are only released to Wii.

"I must find something to do," she thought.

Youyue has always been the breadwinner(?) of the family. Although she can't make any money and is often cheated by others, she has unrivaled expertise in part-time jobs.

After simply assessing the income level of receiving commissions from Wanshiwu, she resolutely gave up the idea of ​​making money with them.

There are a lot of job recruitment information published on the job hunting section of the Edo Forum, but the salary is pitifully low.If it's just me and Gintoki, then two or three part-time jobs are enough; but considering that there are Shinpachi, Kagura and Joharu at home, Yuzuki has to consider more lucrative jobs.

At this time, a post posted by a netizen attracted her attention.

"Recruitment of people with lofty ideals/basic salary starting from 5 yuan/three meals and accommodation included/welcome to become a shareholder"

"Original: Fruit Punch Warrior"

"Content of the main building: I am the future Edo President False Trump. I was forced to hide in an underground bunker in Kabukicho for the second time this week to avoid assassination. Now my bank account is maliciously frozen by the shogunate. The future cabinet has a serious deficit and urgently needs it. Use money! You need to transfer 500 yen to the account number 28748******36438, and I will make you the governor of Kabukicho when I come to power! PS: We are recruiting people with lofty ideals, please chat privately if you are interested.”

Youyue will naturally not be deceived by the endless nonsense, her previous poor life has accumulated a lot of experience in identifying deceptions-even so, she will still be ruthlessly fooled by Linghuan.

She thought about the matter of "becoming a fighter against barbarians and overthrowing the shogunate", and felt that it was quite feasible, so she took the initiative to chat with "Fruit Punch Warrior" in private.

"Yuzi: Fruit Punch Warrior, hello."

"Fruit Punch Warrior: It's not Fruit Punch Warrior, it's Fake Trump!"

"Yuzi:!! Disrespect, disrespect, fake Trump"

"Fruit Punch Warrior: Are you here to invest in my election business?"

"yuzi: No, I want to join the patriots."

…………

That night, when Gintoki dragged his exhausted body back home, Yuzuki was already on the united front with the "Fruit Punch Warrior" ideologically, and reached an agreement on ideology as well, and the knot was formed through a short online chat. Deep revolutionary friendship.

"Ayin, I've thought about it." Youyue said solemnly, "I've had enough of ordinary people's lives, the more people work on schemes, the more schemes will fail because of unexpected things, unless they become superhuman existence, so Ah Yin..."

"How many times do you have to play DIO's meme! What time is it now, you can go to bed!"

So she cut to the chase and said, "I want to join the great cause of overthrowing the shogunate. The future Mr. President promised me to be the governor of Kabukicho! So tomorrow, I will go to the barbarians for an interview."

Then he began to fantasize about a better life: "In the future, we will build an office building specifically for Wanshiwu..."

"..." Yinshi obviously didn't take her words seriously, the face of his former idiot colleague flashed across his mind, and he twitched the corner of his mouth, asking: "Your netizen is not a wig, is it? You won't be fooled by him Are you lame?"

"?" Youyue wondered, "Probably not, I will meet with that person offline tomorrow."

If it's a wig, you'll definitely say "it's not a fake, it's Gui"...

Catching the keyword of "meeting", Yinshi couldn't help raising his voice: "You want to make an online dating show?! No way! Absolutely!"

Youyue blamed dissatisfiedly: "A Yin, what's on your mind, you said it's an interview for a barbarian, but I have a lot of working experience."

"Okay." Yinshi thought for a while, then asked again, "Then will you come back for dinner tomorrow night?"

"I don't know how long the interview will take, but it should be fine. I want to eat chicken wings."

"If you want to eat, come back and get it yourself, I won't cook for you."

"Too much—"

Amid Youyue's accusations, Yinshi decisively turned his face away, refusing to give in to her.

However, the next day, when seeing the real "Fruit Punch Warrior", Youyue discovered that Gintoki's words had come true, and that it was Katsura Kotaro himself who appeared at the agreed place.

Gui obviously also had some impressions of her, and said in surprise, "You...you are Ah Yin's...adopted daughter?"

Youyue pondered: "Huh? You...your voice sounds like a kind Russian..."

The two communicated for a while with radio waves that outsiders could not understand, because the brain circuits can overlap strangely, it can be said that they hit it off and talked happily.Gui directly agreed with her to join the organization with a wave of his hand, and expressed that he was very optimistic about her.

"Wujo, there will be another interviewer later." Gui Xiaotaro lowered his voice, "I will open the back door for you, but you still have to go through today's process. When another person comes, you Pretend that you don't know me, understand?"

Youyue is still familiar with this set, upon hearing this, she nodded seriously and said, "I understand."

***

The most dangerous task among the reconnaissance missions is to sneak into the enemy for reconnaissance, sneak into the enemy's interior, and transmit their confidential information to their own people. It can catch big fish, but it is also accompanied by extremely high risks.

Therefore, this kind of mission can only be carried out by the best spies. It requires the executor to have the courage to keep his face on the edge of the enemy's knife. Under any circumstances, the mission must be completed accurately and precisely. This person... …

Kono Yamazaki retreats!

After staying for a few days, Yamazaki found a wandering patriot in Akihabara. With his public face and sincere attitude, he managed to impress the other party and got an interview opportunity.

He confidently walked into the appointed maid cafe, only to find that there was already a beautiful girl sitting on the sofa seat opposite Katsura Kotaro.

"Hello, I'm here for the interview today..." He asked hesitantly, "Who are you?"

Youyue immediately explained: "Don't be nervous, I'm new here too."

Gui Xiaotaro coughed: "She is an interviewee in the same period as you. Where's the resume?"

Yamazaki: "...?"

Ah, do you need a resume for an interview with a barbarian?

"Okay, tell me about your previous work experience and the responsibilities you assumed in it."

Yamazaki was stunned: "..."

Can't speak, the real job is the police.

"Is there none of this?" Wig frowned, "Then tell me about the deep-rooted difficulties you encountered in your previous work, the solution you finally chose, as well as your experience in this incident and the methodology you summed up. .”

Yamazaki was dumbfounded: "...?"

Is this the pressure side of the HR director?People with lofty ideals don't have to keep up with the times, do they?

Seeing that he couldn't answer for a long time, Gui Xiaotaro said: "Go back and wait for the result. If there is any further news, I will contact you by email within seven days... To be honest, it is common sense to wear a formal suit and bring a resume when you come to the company for an interview. It’s unprofessional and doesn’t fit the tone of our team at all.”

Yamazaki couldn't help complaining: "...I'm just cold! Just say it directly!"

"No." Gui Xiaotaro thought for a while, "There will be a written test next, you should come and take part."

"...Okay, okay."

"It's you next, Miss Gojo."

Youyue: "Okay."

To prove his fairness, Kotaro Katsura repeated the question he asked Yamazaki just now: "Tell me about your previous work experience and responsibilities."

Youyue blurted out fluently without blinking her eyes: "My last job was to provide technical support and basic operation and maintenance for a firm. After quantitative benchmarking with competitors in multiple dimensions, I determined that the price gap A brand-new strategy for the tipping point; grasping the precious opportunity of light assets given by the times, through the deep integration of internal resources, with the help of the traffic support of the Internet platform to conduct rapid trial and error in multiple vertical fields, and successfully achieve catapult take-off on the track..."

Yamazaki collapsed: "It's all nonsense, what the hell are you talking about?!"

"Oh, so that's the case?" Gui Xiaotaro nodded seriously, and summarized, "You work in a firm, and the service charge is very low compared with your peers. You use the Internet to advertise and find that the effect is not bad."

Youyue: "Yes."

Gui Xiaotaro gave a thumbs up: "Yes, our team needs talents like you."

Yamazaki was about to call the police: "Why can you understand! Did the two of you communicate directly through brain waves?!"

"Please don't be discouraged, there will be a written test later." Youyue patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, "I'm not prepared at all, maybe you can overtake in a curve during the written test."

"Ah, actually, I wasn't prepared either..."

The infiltration mission can still continue, Yamazaki Tai has to pull himself together, and follows Katsura Kotaro and Yuzuki to the written test venue.There are more than a dozen candidates waiting in the classroom, some of them are thumbing through teaching aids that are thicker than a dictionary, and some are already praying in a low voice...

"Yo, how's your study going?"

The examinee sitting on the left side of Yamazaki had obvious black and blue circles under his eyes. He tried to suppress his anxious tone and said, "I haven't studied at all. I'm just playing around these days. I really don't know what to do."

Yamazaki: "..."

Believe me, what a bitch!Absolutely steal all night!

And Youyue sat down on his right side confidently, and said to herself: "Although I don't know what to test, but I'm sure I'll be fine, this wave is stable."

Yamazaki: "..."

coming!One of the necessary species in the class, the antonym of being a bitch-confident and a scumbag!

"Everyone be quiet." Gui Xiaotaro, who was standing in front of the stage, cleared his throat, "Put away all the books. It's useless to make a sudden surprise attack now. The usual accumulation is the most important thing."

There was a lot of complaints in the classroom, praying that the topic would not exceed the outline.

"Come on, please read the first question."

The projection screen hanging in front of the blackboard lit up.

"Q1: If a person is not a human being, what will he become?"

Isn't this giving points?

Yamazaki wrote on the answer board without hesitation: "Dior Brando"

Slightly looking sideways, I saw that Youyue actually wrote the name of a famous writer: "Osamu Dazai"

Yamazaki:? ? ?

"The answer is Shinsengumi." Katsura Kotaro said, "If you don't be a human being, you are giving up the dignity of being a human being, and become a lackey of the shogunate, a tax thief who seeks the people's favor."

The examinee on the left of Yamazaki said viciously: "Damn it! It's almost there!"

"Cannibal" lit up on his answer board

Yamazaki:? ? ? ?

"Q2: In the new series of "JUMP", "Spell O Battle", what is the name of the attractive skill that resembles a small black hole?"

Although I don't know why he asked such a nonsense question, but fortunately Yamazaki has watched "Spell O Battle", and he answered decisively: "Cang".

Youyue beside her sneered: "Isn't this a sub-question?"

Yamazaki turned to look at her answer board curiously.

--"Vacuum cleaner"

Yamazaki: "..."

The self-confidence of a scumbag doesn't have to be so real!What the hell is a vacuum cleaner!

"The answer is the Shinsengumi." Katsura Kotaro stated calmly, "It's like a small black hole, absorbing the will and money of the people's vigorous growth, and endangering the country's hateful lackeys..."

Before Yamazaki could complain, the house suddenly shook violently, and dust fell from the ceiling.The samurai with a knife guarding the gate shouted: "No, the Shinsengumi is here!!"

"What?" Gui Xiaotaro reacted very quickly, and ran towards the back door on the spot, "This exam is suspended, please go back and wait for the retest notice!"

The floor shook even more violently, and everyone in the room immediately dispersed, pushing and shoving to escape, almost breaking through the door frame.Yamazaki retreated in a calm manner, after all, he is a policeman...but why is Gojo Yuzuki so calm!

"That..." Yamazaki asked hesitantly, "The Shinsengumi is here, won't you go?"

Youyue supported her chin with her hand, and raised her head to signal him to look at the door: "There are a lot of people, I want to wait and leave."

"I won't be able to leave later! The police are here!"

She answered frankly: "It's okay, they are weak."

"...Why do you think so?" Yamazaki said with some surprise, "Haven't you heard of the names of Oni's Deputy Chief and others?"

"I seem to have a little impression, is it the one who likes to eat dog food?"

"Yes... no... no! Let's run quickly!" Yamazaki realized that he was almost exposed, and urged with lingering fear, "If you don't run again, you will be arrested and sent back to jail."

However, in the next second, accompanied by a loud bang, a big hole was opened on the side wall, and dust rushed in. Yamazaki was so choked that he covered his mouth and nose and coughed a few times: "Ahem..."

"Hey, Yamazaki, I didn't expect you to be in the den of the barbarian patriots."

With a bazooka on his shoulder, Sougo Okita strolled through the ruins and said casually, "Treasoned? Shinsengumi can't tolerate traitors...I'll send you down to see Hijikata now, lest he be alone."

"Wait, captain!" Without bothering to hide it in front of Yuzuki, Yamazaki quickly raised his hands, "It's an infiltration mission, I reported it to the director!"

A shout came from behind him: "Who are you cursing, brat!"

"Ah, I'm sorry, so it's not dead yet? It was my mistake." Okita turned around and quickly added another round of shells, "Goodbye, deputy commander."

"--Hello!!"

"The problem is solved." Sougo Okita casually put the bazooka on the ground, supported it with one hand, and looked down at Yuzuki, "Who are you? Is there any young woman in the barbarians?"

His gaze was originally quite scattered, but when he found that the mess after the Youyue explosion was spotless from head to toe, his eyes became a little inquiring.

Youyue is very acquainted at this time, and explained with emotion: "I just came to play with the former colleagues of my old father at home, and I didn't intend to join the people of the barbarians."

Yamazaki: "..."

Really!But you seem to be very serious!

"Appearing in this kind of place, and the explanation given is so weak, do you think anyone will believe it?" Okita Sougo snorted softly, "Yamazaki, take him back to the garrison for interrogation."

Yamazaki said with some embarrassment: "Miss Gojo, I offended you."

He took out the handcuffs, and as soon as he got close to the opponent's wrist, he saw the black and purple light ball flowing from her fingertips instantly dissolve the stainless steel with an unstoppable force.

Accompanied by a loud bang, a big hole was blasted out of the screen and the wall behind it, and the ceiling was also shaken.

Yamazaki looked down and saw half of his sleeve suddenly disappeared, and silently withdrew his hand.And Sougo Okita had already put away his hippie smile, drew his knife out of its sheath, and pressed the sharp point against her throat.

"I'm not a bad person." Youyue said with some distress, "Why did you arrest me?"

"...Who are you?" Okita asked with a cold face.

"Gojo Yuzuki. I live in the master house above the "Tengshi Izakaya". "

"What's your relationship with the boss?"

"Boss? Are you talking about Yinshi?" Youyue thought for a while, "He is my guardian."

"I've never seen you before."

"Well, of course, because I just got home recently."

A dazzling knife light flashed at the throat, Youyue was not nervous at all, instead she took the initiative to lean forward, looking indifferent as if she wanted to borrow a knife to kill herself.

Okita moved a few inches away calmly, but was dissuaded by her: "Don't be nervous, you can't hurt me at all."

There was a real resistance from the tip of the knife, and it was so close to her skin that it could no longer move forward an inch.

As if not seeing Okita's dignified expression, Yuzuki asked cautiously: "If I go with you, can I have chicken wings at night? I want something sweet. Then I want to eat chocolate parfait."

Okita Sougo was expressionless: "You can eat in prison."

"How could this happen!" Youyue turned pale with shock, "Where's the tax thief's money? Where did it all go?"

After trying to cut the "no lower limit" to no avail, Okita put away the knife, stared at her for a while, and said persuasively: "The money is with our deputy chief, so how about it, if you help me kill him, I will treat you to eat." How about three days of Buffy?"

"I can hear you bastard—!"

"Not too good, I'm not that kind of person."

"One week."

"A Yin said that one must have principles..."

"One month."

"...but principles are meant to be changed!"

"Three months."

"Speak, Mr. Hijikata."

In the blink of an eye, Youyue's fingertips had a ball of black and purple light, and it teleported to Tufang's eyes.

"Are you ready to die?"