Miss Gojo can't figure it out

"Whispering, Shinba." Yinshi said righteously, "Aren't principles just for flexibility?"

"The only thing that can be flexible is the rules?!"

"Is there a meaning? Anyway, if you don't know how to adapt it, you will kill yourself. Do you understand?"

"MADAO like yours, which changes its principles as soon as it is said, should have perished long ago!"

"Who cares about you, glasses boy!" Yin Shi ran away, "I don't want to!!! But she said 'A Yin is the best'?"

Shinpachi pushed down his glasses, and complained sharply: "Don't make it look like someone forced you!"

Yinshi was still aggressive: "Who can refuse the cutest girl in the world? Are you still a man? Doesn't your conscience ache?! Ah Yin, but I couldn't refuse her any conditions when she was young! This Isn’t it a matter of course?! By the way, Xiaoyou also said that she will marry me when she grows up, but it’s too early to get married, at least 20 years old..."

Shimura Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth numbly: "Okay, I understand, you are indeed a pervert who guards himself and steals himself. I'm going to call the police, Yinsang."

Youyue asked suspiciously: "When did I say I was going to marry you?"

"Oh. It's a matter of course, what girl wouldn't say such a thing when she was a child?" Gintoki described the non-existent memories with confidence, "It was probably when you were 11 years old that you said tearfully, 'I will To be Ah Yin's bride', but Ah Yin is quite principled..."

"really?"

"Yes."

"Didn't you lie to me?"

"When did I lie to you!"

So Youyue fell into doubts about her memory, and after a while, she retorted seriously: "No, you told me before that girls will have penis when they grow up, so I was looking forward to it until my good friend told me ..."

""how could it be possible!Secondary sexual characteristics are determined innately!You will never grow it in your life! ""

""...Isn't it also the case that boys have to change their balls every year? ! ""

"Nor does it exist! ...what have your guardians taught you! ""

A Miao walked violently and repeated Nakahara Chuya's words: "...What have you taught her?! Bastard!"

Yinshi broke out in cold sweat: "Ah, this."

"Well, Miss Wujo." Shinpachi said tactfully, "Didn't your knowledge about sex be taught by Ah Yin?"

She replied confidently: "Of course, no one taught me before."

In the world that came later, everyone took it for granted that girls in their teens already had basic knowledge about gender, while Youyue's personal physiological knowledge level was still at the level of Yinshi's nonsense.

For example, she thought that her menstrual period was a terminal illness. She saw the protagonist's daughter's thigh bleeding on TV, and then switched to the scene of her daughter lying on the bed resting.Youyue asked Yinshi what was going on, and got a random answer from the other party: "Ah, it's just a terminal illness. Although the next few days are weak, it will be accompanied by the symptoms of being particularly irritable and wanting to beat people."

"So I also felt that I was terminally ill." Youyue recalled that day, "I was really shocked."

Under everyone's blaming eyes, Yin Shi continued to feel guilty: "..."

Jiubingwei frowned: "Your disqualification."

"Hey! The problem is that I was only eighteen or nineteen years old at the time, and it would be too embarrassing to ask me to give a little girl a lecture on the general knowledge of physiology!" Yinshi tried to excuse himself, "Of course I should get past it first!"

"It's because you did something wrong!"

Shinpachi turned his head and asked tactfully, "Uh, Miss Gojo, then, do you know how men and women give birth to children?"

"Of course!" Youyue felt that she was underestimated, and replied firmly: "I still know about this kind of thing, Xinbajun, after all, I have seen pornography."

Yinshi roared: "What... what! Who showed you that kind of thing! It's your two little boyfriends?! What did they teach you!"

A Miao exclaimed: "Two boyfriends?!"

Shimura Shinpachi tried to stop him from drawing his sword: "Gin-san, it's normal for adults to watch porn..."

"I found it on Wu's computer." Youyue said frankly, "It's called 'study materials'."

Like all teenagers, he also gave a sanctimonious name to the folder containing the pornographic videos, but Yuyue accidentally found it.She couldn't help but wonder what materials Gojo Satoru, who obviously doesn't study at all, usually reads...

"Then I clicked on it and watched it. It's just a boring pornographic video. Why is Ah Yin so nervous?"

"Oh, is that so?" Yinshi gradually calmed down, "If you think about it carefully, you are actually an adult, and it's normal to understand these things, um, yes, treat it with a normal mind..."

"Then Satoru invited me to practice it, but I declined."

"I'm going to kill him now!!!"

***

Although Gintoki tried to repent and stop Yuzuki from drinking with all kinds of excuses, he was still defeated by her palette-like gaze of three parts condemnation, three parts pity, and four parts trust.

Anyway, he went with him, so nothing should happen.Gintoki finally reluctantly took her to the Smile Tavern.

When passing by the ladyboy club, Youyue felt that a group of men in kimonos were very fresh to attract customers, and tried to go in for a walk, but was grabbed by Yinshi by the collar and dragged back, telling him in a low voice: "Don't go to this kind of place, it's very dangerous !"

"Yo, silver time."

Xixiang Tesheng appeared behind him and patted him on the shoulder as a greeting.

"Cough...cough..." Yin Shi wanted to vomit blood, "Good evening, Xixiang."

"I see that your female partner is very interested. Do you want to come to our club? I'll give you a [-]% discount."

Xixiang squeezed out a kind smile on his rough face, stared at Youyue for a while, and then his expression turned to doubt and shock.

"Is she... the girl you've been looking for a few years ago?"

Yin Shi took a breath: "Yeah."

"It's great that you found it." Xixiang recalled thoughtfully, "Looking at it this way, the previous description doesn't seem to be exaggerating..."

That day.

Yinshi said seriously: "Everyone, don't be too surprised about the person I'm looking for."

Xixiang: "We are fighters against barbarians who have gone through strong winds and waves. We will not be surprised, you say."

"It's a girl with snow-white hair, blue eyes, eyes as beautiful as stars falling into the ocean, very, very beautiful, twelve or thirteen years old, her skin is also very white, she is white and thin, and she is as good as hell, although she is a bit dull But she is very obedient and her voice is very sweet..."

Mr. Takeda, another former anti-barbarian who was present, showed him the advertisement on his mobile phone: "Secret Delivery / Temptation of Uniforms of Young Girls / Inflatable Dolls 3 Yen Superb Instant Sale!!!"

"It's not a dummy!! It's alive! It's alive!"

Mr. Takeda clicked the keyboard of his mobile phone a few times, showing the new search results: "Sea double puppet with blue eyes and white long hair"

"It's not a cat! She's actually more like a puppy, huh? Actually, a puppet looks like a dog... No, it's a living person!"

Gintoki stated self-consciously: "She is the kind of, oh, clingy, seems a bit smart, but also a bit stupid, the most unique stupid beautiful girl in the world, because she is too cute, it is difficult to be honest if she does something wrong. I blame her..."

"...Pfft."

Gintoki went berserk: "Hey, you must be laughing! You must be laughing!"

"No! We are professional anti-barbarian fighters who have been on the battlefield for a long time! We won't laugh when we encounter funny things!"

……

"I'm so sorry, Gintoki." Saigo said sighingly, "Although Toshi told me that 'Xiaoyou' is a real person, I always thought that you were not clear-headed and fantasized about someone coming out to accompany you... ..."

Yinshi Sisiyuyan: "What a bad person I am in your eyes?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, why don't you come to the store for a drink tonight, my treat."

"...No, there is no need to..."

In Xixiang's murderous eyes, Yinshi gently pinched the inside of Youyue's arm without any trace, turned to her and said, "We made an appointment with Jiubingwei and A Miao, yes Bar?"

Youyue replied inexplicably: "Yeah."

Gintoki showed a hypocritical expression full of apology to Xixiang: "Oh, Xixiang, I really can't help it. I have an appointment first, so next time I will..."

"But why did Ah Yin pinch me?"

Yinshi: "...!!!"

Xixiang: "?"

……

Fortunately, Saigo's men were merciful, and Gintoki was able to stagger to the Smile Tavern on his own legs.

Kubei and A Miao were already waiting at the reserved booths, and the pink liquid of the champagne tower gleamed with dazzling broken silver under the top light.

"You're going to kill me." Yinshi tapped her forehead, "Don't you speak according to the occasion, idiot!"

"...But you didn't notify me?"

"It's adaptable! Are you an idiot!?" Yinshi said with hatred, but his tone gradually became weak in the pitiful eyes of the other party, "I have taught you so many times... What, what? , don’t pretend to be pitiful... let’s not talk about you! Drink!”

Youyue took off her pretense in a second and was on the verge of tears, smiling at Jiubingwei and A Miao.

Yin Shi: "?"

Relying on beauty to commit murder is a new trick Youyue has learned in the past few years of getting along with DK Wu.No matter who she was facing, as long as she put on a pitiful expression, she could always calm down the other party's anger easily.

From Gintoki's point of view, this is quite a dangerous thing——Damn it!She is really going to domineering over my head! ...But like all the other targets of the "Poor Offensive", he has no solution and can only surrender obediently.

Shimura Takao handed Yuzuki a glass of light blue cocktail, and said with a smile, "A new product in the store, do you want to try it?"

"How about the degree?" Youyue asked cautiously, "I'm not very good at drinking, I can pour beer in a glass."

The operation of "Six Eyes" depends on the 100% sobriety of the brain, and a little alcohol will disrupt the whole order.

"A little bit of white rum and blue curacao, the rest is juice, shouldn't it matter?" A Miao explained, "You can drink less, it's just for fun."

In her expectant eyes, Youyue took the goblet, took a sip, and exclaimed, "It's delicious!"

A Miao smiled: "Right? I think you will like it too."

However, 10 minutes later, as if to verify what she said, there was about half of the blue liquid in the cup, and Youyue had already lay down on the sofa in the booth.

Her cheeks were slightly red, and she was holding Yinshi's forearm, as if she was about to fall asleep.

"I thought a glass of beer was an exaggeration, but I was wrong." Kubei said solemnly.

A Miao, who was used to seeing all kinds of guests, couldn't help being surprised and said: "It's the first time I've seen such a drinker, almost like a four or five-year-old child."

"Ayin." Youyue whispered, "Hi...I want to smoke."

Yin Shi turned pale with shock: "Where did you learn to smoke?! What have you learned in the past few years outside! I don't even smoke!...Could it be your two little bastard boyfriends who taught you again? "

She drooped her eyelashes, and said a little aggrieved: "Jie taught me. "

"Okay, I will definitely kill that bastard."

"...not that Jay, the other one."

Yin Shi almost roared: "What?! There's a third one?!"

Everything in front of me became chaotic and slow, and the ball lights hanging from the roof gave out many reflections in front of the retina.

Youyue slowly remembered the past.

Perhaps out of a child's curiosity about the adult world, she always wanted to try the taste of cigarettes, but "Xia Youjie" didn't allow it, and would give her a candy perfunctorily every time.Fluorescent lollipops with glowing sticks, toffees, jellybeans... and then I was smoking.

Japan's "Underage Smoking Prohibition Law" stipulates that people under the age of 20 cannot smoke. The clerks of 711 and Lawson will ask for proof of age when they see young cigarette buyers. Automatic cigarette vending machines also need to swipe their cards. Yuzuki Can't find a way to buy cigarettes secretly.

"Xia Youjie" said: "There's nothing to taste, and it's not a good thing."

Later, when he met the young Xia Youjie and asked him to "let me try", he also repeated his exact words of refusal.The juvenile's jerky face overlapped with the outline of a 25-year-old man, making Youyue feel inexplicably sad for the first time.

He seemed to be that guy, but he wasn't.

On an ordinary night with a thin moon and stars, after the task was over, the trio of first graders bought fried skewers and gathered in the gazebo in the school.Hui Yuanxiong went to the dormitory to get wine and ice cubes, and had a drink with Qi Hai.

Even though she knew that alcohol would deeply interfere with the brain's non-stop precision calculations, Youyue took the initiative to drink for the first time.

Is very common Chivas Regal and lemonade with ice.At first taste, it tastes sweet and sour, and the degree is really high.

Suppressing the discomfort, she swallowed the strange and choking liquid, but the cold wine made her throat slightly warm.

After a few minutes, the heat surged from the stomach to the brain along the esophagus, Youyue began to feel dizzy, and her hearing and hearing gradually became slow and unclear, as if she was stepping on cotton, light-headed.

"What should I do?" Hui Yuanxiong looked at her a little helplessly, "This... her? If I remember correctly, she seems to have only had two sips? Do you want to send her back?"

Qihai said hesitantly: "...it's not appropriate for us to send her back."

"Uh...Then contact Senior Xia You? After all, it's her boyfriend..."

Qihai decisively sent a message to Xia Youjie, asking him to come pick him up.

When Xia Youjie arrived, Youyue was almost asleep.The capacity for alcohol is not good, but the quality of the wine is good, and he didn't go crazy and talk nonsense.

"Thank you for taking care of Xiaoyou." Xia Youjie said, "I'll take her back first."

However, Youyue pushed away his arm and refused to hug.

"You don't touch me," she said, "... unless... unless you give me a cigarette."

Xia Youjie said softly, "Go back first, okay?"

However, drunk people are not as easy to coax as usual. Youyue refused to move half a step, insisted on the request of "I want to smoke", said pitifully, "Jie, I like you the most", and almost used all kinds of rogue tricks... …

"Okay." Finally Xia Youjie compromised and said resignedly, "...but just one bite?"

He took out a box of Marlboro Peach Double Pops from his pocket.The nicotine and tar content of mixed tobacco is always lower than that of flue-cured tobacco, and the taste is more acceptable.

As if afraid of his repentance, Youyue snatched the cigarette case, took out one, held it between her fingers, and urged: "Light me up."

"Squeeze the explosive beads first."

"Is it here?...So the two round balls in front of the cigarette holder are for pinching..."

He opened the lid of the lighter and approached the shredded tobacco while protecting the fire.

Youyue wondered: "Why doesn't it burn?"

He couldn't help laughing: "When lighting the fire, you have to take a puff to light it."

"……Oh."

So Youyue took the opportunity to take a deep breath, and the refreshing peach aroma and mint flavor rushed into the throat with the smoke, and couldn't help coughing violently: "Cough...cough cough..."

Xia Youjie patted her on the back to help her calm down: "I said it's not easy to smoke, did I lie to you?"

After this sip, the nose and mouth were still filled with the unpleasant smell of burning tobacco, Youyue wringed out the cigarette butt in disgust.

She tasted the taste of curiosity for a long time, but she was not happy.Many things are not as good as they look, including cigarettes and alcohol.

"Jie, carry me back." Youyue demanded.

He smiled: "Of order."

Youyue lay on his shoulders, chatting without saying a word, talking about silly topics, Xia Youjie chatted patiently.And when she smelled the faint mint scent on the young man, she couldn't help but think of another "Xia Youjie".

Youyue is a very slow person, and always realizes that something happened long after it has passed.

It’s like being very happy on the day of graduation. After passing by the gate of my alma mater for a while, I realized that I no longer seem to have the status to go in and out. The campus card can no longer be swiped to open the access control.

The sudden rebellious move was more like a test of "Xia Youjie", but it ended in Youyue's fiasco.

Smoking will not be blamed by his frown.

But he will never appear again, in any world, in any timeline.

But the back of the young Xia Youjie is warm, and he also looks good when he smiles, like the sun sinking in the cotton pile, gentle and soft.He spoke unhurriedly and patiently, and never said a harsh word to her.

He and "Xia Youjie" are becoming more and more similar, he will help her blow-dry her hair and comb her high ponytail, and let her have the first bite of ice cream.Youyue likes him very much, she will be happy when she sees him.

But what about "Xia Youjie"?How is he?

Is he still going on with his life where no one knows?Are you also watching the life of "Gojo Yuzuki" off-screen like I used to be?

After realizing this, Youyue was afraid of one more thing.

The first fear is still that he will never have the chance to see Yin Shi again in this life.

The second is that he is afraid that one day he will forget "Xia Youjie". Then, he really becomes like a radio wave that disappears out of thin air, and has lost all proof of his existence since then.

Who will remember that he came?

***

"Hey?...Xiaoyou, are you crying?"

Yinshi looked down at the girl holding his arm, and said, "Really, could it be that he had a nightmare?... Shinpachi, pass me the napkin."

Upon hearing this, Shinpachi pushed the tissue box over.Yinshi helped her wipe away the tears from the corners of her eyes, pretending to be melancholy and said, "Adolescent girls also have troubles that they don't want me to know about."

Shinpachi: "If you try to over-interpret it, it will be annoying... By the way, Miss Gojo has dated two boyfriends, is it true?"

"Well, it's true, it's just playing tricks." Yin Shi rolled up the napkin and threw it into the trash can, "She's still a little girl who hasn't figured it out yet."

"What kind of subtle Zhenggong tone are you... as if you are sure that she will never be enlightened!" Xinpachi couldn't help complaining, "Or, if she is sure that if she enlightens, she will abandon those two people and choose you ..."

Yinshi went crazy: "That's not true! Is this a young man like you? He is chattering, and his mind is only on dating and dating!"

"...You look like the kind of guardian who guards himself!"

"Absolutely not! Even if you think so, you will never do it, okay?!"

"Say it!" Shinpachi pointed at him and said sternly, "You really are a bad adult!"

Yinshi retorted loudly: "Could that be the same thing?! You want to rob a bank and you will rob a bank. They are completely two different things!"

Shinpachi fell into deep thought: "..."

"I don't have any requirements for this stupid girl! It doesn't matter if she is enlightened or not, as long as she is happy!"

Seeing Youyue frowned, Yinshi immediately lowered the volume, put his hands on her ear, and said to Shinpachi: "Not only does she look dumb, but she is also easy to soften her heart, she is the kind who will give away what she has for others. A super stupid person whose interests are handed over to others, and who is emotional, often sad and won't tell others."

"It's okay if you don't realize it. If you really fall into the emotional vortex, it's probably the type who doesn't know how to refuse at all... Confessing to her is like bullying people with kindergarten children. If I bully her, Who else can protect her?"

He lowered his head and gently traced Youyue's profile with his eyes, from the full forehead, along the straight bridge of the nose to the lips.

She didn't sleep well, her snow-white eyelashes trembling.

Five years ago, Sakata Gintoki expected her to be a good person.He knew that there was a frightening power hidden under Yuzuki's beautiful and weak skin, maybe she would destroy the world if she went berserk, and he was afraid that Takasugi would brainwash her one day and become a terrorist from then on.

But without him, Youyue still grew up well.

Seems pretty clever, and sometimes shockingly stupid.Beautiful and self-aware, it's not annoying to play a little temper now and then - and returned to him.Although she never mentioned it, Yinshi knew it would not be easy.

"It seems that there is no request at all..."

Yinshi thought for a while, and denied his original categorical statement that "I have no demands on her at all".

"There must be one. You must never die secretly in a place where Ah Yin doesn't know."

He sighed: "...otherwise, the people waiting for her to go home are too pitiful, right?"