Hisoka travels to my house
Chapter 3
You Yue performed supernormally. When Queen Feiye waited for nine minutes and 30 seconds and was about to get angry when she didn't see someone, You Yue finally walked for 59 minutes accurately at the ninth minute and 10 seconds. At a steady pace, she came to the side of Queen Scarlet Leaf who was drinking juice under the sun umbrella.
"Well, good, not late."
Her Lady Queen looked at her watch and nodded in satisfaction, "Then let's start shopping..."
Naturally, Her Lady Queen raised her head and looked at someone...
Then there was a scream comparable to that of the screaming girl Kiqiu in the hunter!
"Ah——what are you wearing! This smooth and slender black hair should be tied into a beautiful, bright and sunny
A light ponytail—and you let it clutter your head like bristlegrass!And your slim figure should be matched with a tight leather jacket, but you are wearing a big shirt from how many years ago!And these pants!On a hot day, I should wear a girl's favorite miniskirt, but you put me on a pair of black trousers, huh!And these cloth shoes... oh my god it's summer!You, do you have the concept of seasons?Shouldn't you wear beautiful and fashionable high-heeled sandals at this time! "
You Yue was numb.
She ignored the strange gazes of passers-by, and glanced at her flat to speechless figure with extremely suspicious eyes, then put her hand on the shoulder of a roaring body expressionlessly, and replied calmly, "First of all, You give me 10 minutes to arrive."
Then it turned into a growling body in an instant, "You fucking think I will have that international time to change clothes, you bastard!"
Then, You Yue changed from roaring to calm and paralyzed, "Next, you said that I have an exquisite figure..."
Then he continued to growl—"Which eye of yours has seen my exquisite figure!? If I want to be as beautiful as I said, I can take models. Do you know that, you bastard!"
Then he calmly withdrew his hand, with a paralyzed face, "Speaking like this on the street will attract spectators. I was just imitating you just now, did you see that?"
Fei Ye: "..." Suddenly, I feel like I'm twitching.
"Okay, where are you going?" You Yue asked.
Fei Ye came back to her senses, the corner of her mouth twitched fiercely, and then she glared at passers-by A, B, B, D, and Ding, "What are you looking at! Get lost!"
"Cut, the real culprit." Passerby A.
"Such a woman will definitely not be able to marry in the future, surely..." Passerby B.
"It's just..." Passerby C.
Fei Ye: "..." I really want to beat someone up.
However, image is more important than beating someone up, eh.
"Let's go shopping, and by the way, replace the... garbage on your body that cannot belong to clothing but only to the trash can!"
Fei Ye grabbed You Yue's hand and put aside the desire to beat someone, "Let's go, today we will not stop until the end! Go towards the beautiful clothes!"
You Yue: ...There is an ominous premonition.
In fact, under that dress, You Yue said she was ugly or beautiful, and Fei Ye had a very objective evaluation of it, "If You Yue can put on the clothes that will never be good... oh no, it's rubbish. , change it, change it into...even normal clothes, I believe she can definitely blend in with everyone...but the problem is also appearing here."
Speaking of this, Fei Ye always gritted her teeth, "That bastard is definitely the most lazy in the world!"
No matter how beautiful the clothes are, it seems that they will never be included in her retina. Fei Ye once dragged her to buy countless clothes that suit her temperament and are absolutely stunning... But the ending of those clothes will always be in You Yueyi Waiting for mold to grow in the closet...
Every time I asked the reason, the man's answer was either "ah... forgot..." and then showed a strange expression that I still have this kind of thing, or "ah... I'm too lazy to change it." Then he punched his left palm with his right fist , "Yo Xi, then change to that one next time!"
Then the next day, she was still wearing that big, moldy shirt and black trousers.
If Fei Ye asks her, her answer... Please refer to the first answer in the previous two paragraphs.
So every time she went shopping, Fei Ye would take You Yue to the commercial street to do a lot of shopping in order to try to impress the ten-thousand-year house girl and hope that her eyes would be more comfortable the next day, but after the Nth failure, Fei Ye is numb, but she still has great enthusiasm for shopping.Because I'm used to it—I'm used to dragging someone to look at their clothes every time I go to the street, so whenever You Yue is late, Fei Ye will take advantage of the problem to extend the street that was originally planned to be finished in three hours.Once even went shopping from 1:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm!Just because someone is [-] minute late.
... Over time, You Yue has developed a good "habit" of not being late and following thousands of miles away.
Because in order to be able to make use of the topic every time, Fei Ye has developed a weird habit of only saying one place name when telling the location.
So, the habit is so terrible.
At this time, the stars are twinkling, and the moon is on the branches.
You Yue held a handbag in her left hand, a big bag of snacks in her right hand, and a big schoolbag on her back—I doubt it, it was full of new clothes and shoes.
—Ah, look, what a horrible desire to shop.You Yue sometimes feels this way.
"You Yue, I'm going back first, hey...I have to go to school again tomorrow. Forget it, skip the unpleasant class and let's continue tomorrow."
Her Majesty the Queen yawned, stepped on her 10cm high heels and walked away——
You Yue looked at the clothes and snacks that must have weighed ten kilograms on Her Lady Queen's body, and for no chance thought of a certain pervert in a certain anime.
Speaking of which, Hisoka is the only one who can step on such high heels so easily... My Lady Queen, your BT height is already comparable to Hisoka.
Just as You Yue watched Fei Ye's leaving back, there seemed to be a slight "click" sound from the back.
Then the figure's body seemed to twist for a moment.
Then, the waist of a certain queen who Youyue commented was comparable to Hisoka's BT... seemed to flash.
You Yue turned her head silently, speechless.
She thought... She should take back the last sentence.
Hisoka-sama, I am so stupid to compare her with such a great BT as you!
He silently sighed, and then his emotional eyes continued to send a certain queen who was holding on to her image out of her sight...
Then turn around and go home.
But... the sky does not fulfill one's wishes, fate is like a naughty child, always throwing a bomb or mine on the flat and calm water, causing waves to rise, and at the same time, the ordinary life of ordinary people is also disturbed by it Mess.
... If God gives You Yue another chance, You Yue swears that she will never take a look at that corner!
Absolutely!right!
But God will not give her a chance, and she has no chance to regret it.
Just like what the red-haired handsome man in front of me said, the fateful encounter is unavoidable no matter what...
Yes!
At that corner, at that corner that is not a must to go home, but a passing corner!
You Yue heard a group of people in PK.
Then You Yue hesitated.
PK=Injury=Save or not?
After all, it is the flower of the future motherland that thrives under the party's education under the red flag, so after the sound subsided, the sound of footsteps gradually moved away. Youyue, a flower that grew up under the party's red flag, was Made a decision that completely changed the trajectory of her future destiny——
save!people!
After that... You Yue cried N times to the sky because of this choice!
She didn't save people, she saved a BT!
...but that's for another day.
Now You Yue, looking at the beautiful red-haired man on the bed, feels for the N+1 time—it is really a fate that we never meet again.
Tofu, fresh and tender tofu, if you don't eat it now, when will you wait? !
So when You Yue was helping the beautiful red-haired man change his dressing and wrap his bandages, he ate the beautiful man's tofu to his heart's content.
"Well……"
While eating tofu, You Yue couldn't help being startled by the wounds on the red-haired handsome man, the bloody scars were clearly visible, and the blue and black scars on the snow-white back made You Yue gasp even more.
... At the same time, I was also worried, saying that she would not save a trouble.
...Perhaps he should be thrown out at this time?
You Yue thought badly.
Afterwards, it proved that You Yue's idea at this time was correct!
But it was too late, because the red-haired handsome man had already opened his narrow and seductive red phoenix eyes——
"Hmm~? Is it a familiar place~? There are also familiar little fruits~?"
"Whoosh-"
As the cold wind blows, You Yue suddenly feels that this summer is really friggin' cold!
Damn she really saved a trouble!
"When you wake up, get out of here!"
You Yue issued an order to chase away customers——I got the tofu, um, I made a profit, and the knot was untied, so the owner can go away!
"I can't~★"
You Yue only felt a flash in front of her eyes, her naked arms were wrapped around her waist, a playing card was laid across her neck like last night.
"How about we live together~? It should be very interesting~? Xiaoguo must agree~? Otherwise, I will kill you~?"
The trembling tone was as casual as the first time I saw it, but it was a little more chilly and icy.
He is laughing.
Must be laughing.
You Yue felt cold.The cold body is also shaking.
——Later she learned that this is called murderous intent.
But even if You Yue didn't know why it was so cold, she understood.
This guy who doesn't know his name, if her answer doesn't meet his wishes...then——
He would kill her without hesitation!
"...Okay." You Yue gritted her teeth and agreed, "...but... who are you?"
"That's really great~★" The red-haired handsome man selectively ignored You Yue's second question, and said with a smile.
"...Please stay three meters away from my body to facilitate conversation. Thank you." You Yue said calmly.
"Hey~? How sad~?"
Perverted bastard plus three levels! !
You Yue mourned——she silently listened to the strange trembling voice of a certain red-haired person behind her, and silently thought, her leisurely life, probably at this point, will be gone forever...
Never return, never return...
ah!By the way, what the hell are you doing in literature and art? Turn the table!
You Yue gritted her teeth and looked at a certain man who was very curious about her and looked around—wait!She will definitely stand up and sing!must! !
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Leave a message~ Otherwise... close the door and let Hisoka go! !
by You Yue (with fierce eyes)
The author has something to say: This one was posted in a manuscript box~ I exploded because I saw the three very loving commenters in the previous two chapters!From more than 1000 characters to [-] characters~ Reward me!Please don't rush at me carelessly in the message! !
☆、The Abandoned Room of the Otaku
"Well, good, not late."
Her Lady Queen looked at her watch and nodded in satisfaction, "Then let's start shopping..."
Naturally, Her Lady Queen raised her head and looked at someone...
Then there was a scream comparable to that of the screaming girl Kiqiu in the hunter!
"Ah——what are you wearing! This smooth and slender black hair should be tied into a beautiful, bright and sunny
A light ponytail—and you let it clutter your head like bristlegrass!And your slim figure should be matched with a tight leather jacket, but you are wearing a big shirt from how many years ago!And these pants!On a hot day, I should wear a girl's favorite miniskirt, but you put me on a pair of black trousers, huh!And these cloth shoes... oh my god it's summer!You, do you have the concept of seasons?Shouldn't you wear beautiful and fashionable high-heeled sandals at this time! "
You Yue was numb.
She ignored the strange gazes of passers-by, and glanced at her flat to speechless figure with extremely suspicious eyes, then put her hand on the shoulder of a roaring body expressionlessly, and replied calmly, "First of all, You give me 10 minutes to arrive."
Then it turned into a growling body in an instant, "You fucking think I will have that international time to change clothes, you bastard!"
Then, You Yue changed from roaring to calm and paralyzed, "Next, you said that I have an exquisite figure..."
Then he continued to growl—"Which eye of yours has seen my exquisite figure!? If I want to be as beautiful as I said, I can take models. Do you know that, you bastard!"
Then he calmly withdrew his hand, with a paralyzed face, "Speaking like this on the street will attract spectators. I was just imitating you just now, did you see that?"
Fei Ye: "..." Suddenly, I feel like I'm twitching.
"Okay, where are you going?" You Yue asked.
Fei Ye came back to her senses, the corner of her mouth twitched fiercely, and then she glared at passers-by A, B, B, D, and Ding, "What are you looking at! Get lost!"
"Cut, the real culprit." Passerby A.
"Such a woman will definitely not be able to marry in the future, surely..." Passerby B.
"It's just..." Passerby C.
Fei Ye: "..." I really want to beat someone up.
However, image is more important than beating someone up, eh.
"Let's go shopping, and by the way, replace the... garbage on your body that cannot belong to clothing but only to the trash can!"
Fei Ye grabbed You Yue's hand and put aside the desire to beat someone, "Let's go, today we will not stop until the end! Go towards the beautiful clothes!"
You Yue: ...There is an ominous premonition.
In fact, under that dress, You Yue said she was ugly or beautiful, and Fei Ye had a very objective evaluation of it, "If You Yue can put on the clothes that will never be good... oh no, it's rubbish. , change it, change it into...even normal clothes, I believe she can definitely blend in with everyone...but the problem is also appearing here."
Speaking of this, Fei Ye always gritted her teeth, "That bastard is definitely the most lazy in the world!"
No matter how beautiful the clothes are, it seems that they will never be included in her retina. Fei Ye once dragged her to buy countless clothes that suit her temperament and are absolutely stunning... But the ending of those clothes will always be in You Yueyi Waiting for mold to grow in the closet...
Every time I asked the reason, the man's answer was either "ah... forgot..." and then showed a strange expression that I still have this kind of thing, or "ah... I'm too lazy to change it." Then he punched his left palm with his right fist , "Yo Xi, then change to that one next time!"
Then the next day, she was still wearing that big, moldy shirt and black trousers.
If Fei Ye asks her, her answer... Please refer to the first answer in the previous two paragraphs.
So every time she went shopping, Fei Ye would take You Yue to the commercial street to do a lot of shopping in order to try to impress the ten-thousand-year house girl and hope that her eyes would be more comfortable the next day, but after the Nth failure, Fei Ye is numb, but she still has great enthusiasm for shopping.Because I'm used to it—I'm used to dragging someone to look at their clothes every time I go to the street, so whenever You Yue is late, Fei Ye will take advantage of the problem to extend the street that was originally planned to be finished in three hours.Once even went shopping from 1:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm!Just because someone is [-] minute late.
... Over time, You Yue has developed a good "habit" of not being late and following thousands of miles away.
Because in order to be able to make use of the topic every time, Fei Ye has developed a weird habit of only saying one place name when telling the location.
So, the habit is so terrible.
At this time, the stars are twinkling, and the moon is on the branches.
You Yue held a handbag in her left hand, a big bag of snacks in her right hand, and a big schoolbag on her back—I doubt it, it was full of new clothes and shoes.
—Ah, look, what a horrible desire to shop.You Yue sometimes feels this way.
"You Yue, I'm going back first, hey...I have to go to school again tomorrow. Forget it, skip the unpleasant class and let's continue tomorrow."
Her Majesty the Queen yawned, stepped on her 10cm high heels and walked away——
You Yue looked at the clothes and snacks that must have weighed ten kilograms on Her Lady Queen's body, and for no chance thought of a certain pervert in a certain anime.
Speaking of which, Hisoka is the only one who can step on such high heels so easily... My Lady Queen, your BT height is already comparable to Hisoka.
Just as You Yue watched Fei Ye's leaving back, there seemed to be a slight "click" sound from the back.
Then the figure's body seemed to twist for a moment.
Then, the waist of a certain queen who Youyue commented was comparable to Hisoka's BT... seemed to flash.
You Yue turned her head silently, speechless.
She thought... She should take back the last sentence.
Hisoka-sama, I am so stupid to compare her with such a great BT as you!
He silently sighed, and then his emotional eyes continued to send a certain queen who was holding on to her image out of her sight...
Then turn around and go home.
But... the sky does not fulfill one's wishes, fate is like a naughty child, always throwing a bomb or mine on the flat and calm water, causing waves to rise, and at the same time, the ordinary life of ordinary people is also disturbed by it Mess.
... If God gives You Yue another chance, You Yue swears that she will never take a look at that corner!
Absolutely!right!
But God will not give her a chance, and she has no chance to regret it.
Just like what the red-haired handsome man in front of me said, the fateful encounter is unavoidable no matter what...
Yes!
At that corner, at that corner that is not a must to go home, but a passing corner!
You Yue heard a group of people in PK.
Then You Yue hesitated.
PK=Injury=Save or not?
After all, it is the flower of the future motherland that thrives under the party's education under the red flag, so after the sound subsided, the sound of footsteps gradually moved away. Youyue, a flower that grew up under the party's red flag, was Made a decision that completely changed the trajectory of her future destiny——
save!people!
After that... You Yue cried N times to the sky because of this choice!
She didn't save people, she saved a BT!
...but that's for another day.
Now You Yue, looking at the beautiful red-haired man on the bed, feels for the N+1 time—it is really a fate that we never meet again.
Tofu, fresh and tender tofu, if you don't eat it now, when will you wait? !
So when You Yue was helping the beautiful red-haired man change his dressing and wrap his bandages, he ate the beautiful man's tofu to his heart's content.
"Well……"
While eating tofu, You Yue couldn't help being startled by the wounds on the red-haired handsome man, the bloody scars were clearly visible, and the blue and black scars on the snow-white back made You Yue gasp even more.
... At the same time, I was also worried, saying that she would not save a trouble.
...Perhaps he should be thrown out at this time?
You Yue thought badly.
Afterwards, it proved that You Yue's idea at this time was correct!
But it was too late, because the red-haired handsome man had already opened his narrow and seductive red phoenix eyes——
"Hmm~? Is it a familiar place~? There are also familiar little fruits~?"
"Whoosh-"
As the cold wind blows, You Yue suddenly feels that this summer is really friggin' cold!
Damn she really saved a trouble!
"When you wake up, get out of here!"
You Yue issued an order to chase away customers——I got the tofu, um, I made a profit, and the knot was untied, so the owner can go away!
"I can't~★"
You Yue only felt a flash in front of her eyes, her naked arms were wrapped around her waist, a playing card was laid across her neck like last night.
"How about we live together~? It should be very interesting~? Xiaoguo must agree~? Otherwise, I will kill you~?"
The trembling tone was as casual as the first time I saw it, but it was a little more chilly and icy.
He is laughing.
Must be laughing.
You Yue felt cold.The cold body is also shaking.
——Later she learned that this is called murderous intent.
But even if You Yue didn't know why it was so cold, she understood.
This guy who doesn't know his name, if her answer doesn't meet his wishes...then——
He would kill her without hesitation!
"...Okay." You Yue gritted her teeth and agreed, "...but... who are you?"
"That's really great~★" The red-haired handsome man selectively ignored You Yue's second question, and said with a smile.
"...Please stay three meters away from my body to facilitate conversation. Thank you." You Yue said calmly.
"Hey~? How sad~?"
Perverted bastard plus three levels! !
You Yue mourned——she silently listened to the strange trembling voice of a certain red-haired person behind her, and silently thought, her leisurely life, probably at this point, will be gone forever...
Never return, never return...
ah!By the way, what the hell are you doing in literature and art? Turn the table!
You Yue gritted her teeth and looked at a certain man who was very curious about her and looked around—wait!She will definitely stand up and sing!must! !
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Leave a message~ Otherwise... close the door and let Hisoka go! !
by You Yue (with fierce eyes)
The author has something to say: This one was posted in a manuscript box~ I exploded because I saw the three very loving commenters in the previous two chapters!From more than 1000 characters to [-] characters~ Reward me!Please don't rush at me carelessly in the message! !
☆、The Abandoned Room of the Otaku
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