Hisoka travels to my house

You Yue rubbed her swollen eyes, faintly floated off the bed, then faintly floated to the bathroom, faintly brushed her teeth, faintly...

Just like her last name, like a wandering soul without a goal.

Then after breakfast, You Yue quietly floated back to the bed, stretched out her hand, pinched the edge of the quilt, jerked it off, tilted her body, and faintly... lay down and slept back into the cage.

Today is the weekend.

Youyue stares at the ceiling with fishy eyes.

Then close.

Yesterday I dreamed of a beautiful boy...

She actually thought it was true... Well, did her head twitch?

You Yue thought about this question seriously.

Then she made a "snap" sound with the classic hand gesture of Yier fans - right fist and left palm, to confirm that her head was indeed pumped last night.

...You Yue's nymphomaniac cells told her that if the "dream" last night was true, then there must be something wrong with her brain nerves—she didn't rush directly to the beautiful man but loudly In front of the beautiful boy, he screamed indistinctly: "Indecent—" and even calmly invited the handsome boy out of the house...

So You Yue was sure that she was indeed dreaming.

Well, dreaming.

So she lay flat on the bed even more comfortably, the corners of her lips curled up in an extremely happy arc - if yesterday was a dream, then it was a happy dream... Although it's a pity that I didn't eat the beautiful tofu...

——You Yue, a college student who passed the BT school year in the third year of senior high school. After entering university, she resolutely left her home in City H and came to a place not far from the school in the suburbs of City S. She used to The old house where I lived with my family, I watched anime and novels every day, but it was a ten-thousand-year submarine...By the way, I skipped classes and copied notes when I was in school...

Well, it's just an ordinary to impeccable ten thousand year house girl.

But now, this ten thousand year house girl felt that her bed with a layer of sponge cushion was a bit uncomfortable.

This ten-thousand-year home girl felt that "it's a pity that she didn't eat the beautiful tofu and planned to relive her old dream". When she was about to dream, she felt that there was a square thing on her back squeezing her spine, which felt very awkward.

So this ten-thousand-year-old woman frowned, suppressed her yearning for sweet dreams and her flirtatiousness towards the beautiful red-haired man, and then pulled out the thing that made her very uncomfortable from under her body with an expressionless backhand.

A heart 6.

… 6 of Hearts … Well, actually poker is also very fun … Next time I will consider playing QQ Fighting the Landlords.

And the red-haired handsome man in the dream seems to have taken a six-of-heart COS Hisoka card and scratched it around her neck... Don't you know that people's necks are very fragile!One kind of poker is deadly enough, bastard!

But since it's a dream, it doesn't matter...

and many more!

How could there be playing cards on her bed!

So You Yue was stunned for three seconds, and the truth came to light.

and so……

Wasn't the...beautiful man last night a dream?

"Ow—"

The miserable howls flew thousands of miles, accompanied by its sharp wailing, the voice was full of infinite pain, "I forgot to eat tofu to take advantage of it, bastard! Why was I so calm, so angry and so irrational last night! I should take advantage of it To death!"

...Speaking of calmness and rationality... they are synonyms.

...You Yue should be thankful that the house she lives in is on the outskirts of the city, really.

You Yue stared blankly at the poker cards in her hand, her face full of remorse.

God——if she could be given another chance, she would definitely throw him down without mercy!

for sure!

It's a pity... There is no medicine for regret in the world.

Why did she have to be so calm last night? Turn the table over for Mao!

You Yue's face is full of bullshit in her heart.

The pinch mark on the arm is clearly visible, mixed with black and blue, with a dull pain. This is the evidence she left last night to verify whether she was having a erotic dream.

... Self-mutilation, but didn't even get a little bit of oil, a loss, a big loss!

You Yue regretted it for the nth time.

Until in the living room outside the bedroom, there was a burst of "sweet" and "personal" cell phone ringtones——

"Under the big apple tree

I found you~★”

You Yue scratched at her disheveled hair, then gritted her teeth, deciding to forget about this loss-making matter.

Although the handsome man is beautiful, but this matter is a pimple, You Yue has always obeyed her own heart, as long as it makes her sad, sad, awkward, and pimple-forget it!

You Yue punched her left palm with her right fist, and there was a very crisp "snap"—"Just forget about it!"

So she simply put this matter behind her, completely ignoring the academic supernatural question of why a beautiful man appeared in her home and even on her bed.

So she got up from the bed in a happy mood, floated faintly to the living room in a wandering spirit state, happily picked up the mobile phone that was ringing with strange singing on the sofa that was like a garbage dump, and turned it on, "Hello——"

"Hey——You Yue! I order you to get out of your pigsty immediately, immediately, without any delay! Then accompany me to dry your almost moldy, dirty flesh—"

You Yue silently pulled the phone three centimeters away from her ear.

Then when the other party started to pant, he pulled the phone back to his ear with lightning speed and replied in a very skillful voice, "Yes—but Fei Ye, where are you now?"

"Commercial Street——! In short, get over here immediately! Arrive within 10 minutes! Otherwise..."

The following two words are so meaningful...

"Drip-drip-"

Listening to the busy tone from the phone, You Yue remained expressionless.

Then in an instant, he turned into a roaring body, and roared at the phone: "There are so many commercial streets in S city, which one do you want me to go to, bastard! There is also a location! The location! You ate the location!"

In short... after You Yue finished roaring, she still changed her clothes at the speed of light, rushed out of the house, and rushed to the nearest commercial streets! !

Ah... look, what a beautiful day.

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by Hisoka

The author has something to say: let’s talk about how to play Hisoka’s poker symbols... and why no one left a comment? !Tears, is my article so unattractive to comment?Those who do not leave a message, be careful to abandon the pit by the author! ! (Beat! The next chapter preview—clothes that match your temperament? What is that? Can you eat it? Hmm... Fei Ye, your BT level is not as good as Hisoka, so try to become a fruit of BT development~ Uh, beat me up !Also...beautiful boy, don't threaten us to live together with poker cards!! We are good citizens and big girls, huh!! ...==Stay tuned for the next chapter——the beginning of being oppressed! One day we will see the peasants stand up and sing!

☆, the beginning of being bullied