Dressed as a cannon fodder, a man matches his father

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Huo Xiaocha stood there pitifully, with his hands behind his back, patted his little butt, and counted silently in his heart.

one two Three……

For him, the bookkeeping is the most important thing, and he records everything in it if there are any major events at home.

Therefore, he asked his father and eldest father to write a letter of guarantee for him. Of course, he had to write it in the most important notebook and keep it as a deposit.

He originally considered tearing a piece of paper out of the ledger to write the guarantee, and then glued it back.But this is not the most important thing, so he finally decided to take down the entire accounting book.

Huo Xiaocha's plan is to have dad and eldest dad finish writing the letter of guarantee quickly, quickly put away the accounting book, quickly put the accounting book back in the drawer, and it's over.

Too bad his plan didn't work out.

When his father praised him, he was so happy that he wanted to float into the sky.

When Dad said he wanted to see the accounting book, he couldn't refuse at all.

And then...the "car rollover tragedy" happened.

Huo Xiaocha has recorded all the "bad things" he has done in this account book, including but not limited to, eating all of his father's favorite snacks because of jealousy, praising his acting skills, but laughing at his " college students” status.

This little villain wrote all his thoughts in the ledger.

Huo Xiaocha stopped and raised his head: "Father, my hands are sore."

Chi Chi asked him, "Are your hands sore? Does that butt hurt?"

Huo Xiaocha thought for a while, then shook his head honestly: "It doesn't hurt, Dad, because I'm wearing long johns."? ? ?

Chi Chi originally wanted to give him a step down, but if he said it hurts, Chi Chi told him to stop, the result?

Uncle Zhang who was sitting on the side couldn't stand it any longer: "Xiaocha, don't listen to your father, stop spanking, come here, come to grandpa."

"it is good."

"Such a trivial matter, is it worth letting Xiaocha spank her own ass? Really."

Chi Chi retorted loudly: "Master, do you know what he wrote?"

Uncle Zhang didn't take it seriously: "What can there be? Isn't it just a bookkeeping book?"

Chi Chi took the accounting book from Huo Cheng: "Then let me give it to everyone..."

"No!" Huo Xiaocha rushed back immediately, "No! Dad, don't read it! No!"

Huo Xiaocha threw herself into Chi Chi's arms, trying to cover his mouth.Chi Chi was almost knocked over by him, but Huo Cheng caught him.

The scene was chaotic.

"Don't read!" Huo Xiaocha stood on the sofa, reaching out to get back his account book.

Chi Chi held up the accounting book high: "Hey, I can't get it."

Huo Xiaocha stomped his feet vigorously: "Father! Don't read!"

"Okay, okay, stop reading, stop reading." Chi Chi withdrew his foot, "You stepped on me?"

"I do not have."

Huo Xiaocha said aggrievedly, while trying to get into Chi Chi's arms.Chi Chi hurriedly held him down: "Wait a minute! Take off your shoes and get on the sofa."

"Oh." Huo Xiaocha kicked off the cotton mop and got into Chi Chi's arms, "Dad, I didn't mean to, I didn't write this, it was written by my hand..."

As he spoke, he quietly stretched out his little hand, trying to get the accounting book back.

"Not yet, you have to answer Dad's question." Chi Chi raised his hand and refused to let him take it, "Isn't it written by you? How can you speak ill of Big Dad in the diary?" ? It can’t be like this, big daddy is the parent.”

"I didn't say anything bad about big daddy. Big daddy wasn't a college student in the first place. I didn't say anything wrong."

It seems reasonable.

Chi Chi couldn't refute, and turned his head: "Huo Cheng, tell him. The truth of life, keep it simple and direct."

"Okay. Little Cha, Big Daddy will tell you." Huo Cheng thought for a while, looked at Huo Xiaocha, and said firmly, "Big Daddy is really a college student."

Huo Xiaocha tilted his head, as if thinking about whether this matter is true or not.

Chi Chi frowned and looked at Huo Cheng: "Is this the only thing you want to tell him?"

Huo Cheng nodded, satisfied with his performance: "Yes."

"I want you to educate him, educate him, not to tell him such nonsense..." Chi Chi threw the "Educational Psychology" on the table into Huo Cheng's hands, "Show me this, listen I said."

"Yes."

Chi Chi put his arms around Huo Xiaocha: "Well... Dad knows that you just wanted to record the little things in daily life at first, right?"

"No." Huo Xiaocha said seriously, "Father, these are big things, not small things!"

"Okay, you want to record some... big things, that's good. It's just that you have a little misunderstanding about these big things, for example, Dad said that snacks are also dad's biological son, dad is just joking, you don't have to eat all of dad's snacks Light."

Huo Xiaocha asked: "Is the eldest dad really a college student?"

"..." This question is a bit difficult to answer, Chi Chi thought for a while, "This...he, maybe it is."

"Maybe, is that right?"

Huo Cheng said firmly, "Yes."

Chi Chi patted his hand: "You will cause the child's cognition to be mistaken."

Huo Cheng shut up obediently, and Chi Chi explained to Huo Xiaocha: "Big Daddy used to be a college student, but now he has graduated and is no longer a college student, but the status of 'college student' is okay..."

Chi Chi was dazed by himself, he was wrong.

"Anyway, Dad supports you in writing a diary, but you can't..." Chi Chi tried to gesture, "You can't..."

Taking advantage of Chi Chi's dizziness, Huo Xiaocha immediately took back his account book.

"Dad, don't worry, I won't write bad things about you and big daddy anymore."

"Dad didn't mean that..."

Huo Cheng hugged Chi Chi: "It's okay, he has some opinions on family affairs, which is normal, and he will understand when he grows up."

"When you grow up..." Chi Chi suddenly remembered something and regained his energy, "Xiaocha, Dad fully supports you in writing a diary, you must keep your diary well, and read it when you grow up, so that you can recall your childhood. "

It can be used as a childhood black history.

A scheming man.

Dad's change was so fast, Huo Xiaocha was a little caught off guard.

Chi Chi rubbed his hands together: "Good little tea, let me borrow the account book for Dad to have a look. Dad wants to know more about your thoughts."

"No." Huo Xiaocha put the accounting book behind her back and shook her head.

"Let's borrow Dad to watch it again. Dad hasn't finished watching it yet. You just said that Dad can watch it."

"Not now!"

Huo Xiaocha fled around the living room with the accounting book in his arms, while Chi Chi chased after him.

"Stop! Let me see!"

That night, Huo Xiaocha ran back to his room and looked outside for a long time.

Daddy and Big Daddy were watching a movie in their room and didn't notice him running over.Huo Xiaocha closed the door, sat down at the desk, and took out his account book.

【……sunny】

Huo Xiaocha held a pencil and wrote seriously.

[The notebook was discovered by Dad and Big Dad, they are not angry now, I want to protect mine...]

Huo Xiaocha raised his head and glanced at the door.

He knew, Dad would definitely take advantage of him to sleep, and then come over to secretly look at his account book.

This will not work.

Huo Xiaocha thought for a moment, and continued to write: [Dad is so handsome, Dad is so cool, when I grow up, I must become as handsome and cool as my father]

Dad will be very happy to write like this.

Even if Dad peeps and sees these words, he will not be angry.

Huo Xiaocha remained expressionless, and continued to read: [Big Daddy is so handsome, Big Daddy is so cool, when I grow up...]

He praised Chi Chi and Huo Cheng in this way, and praised half a piece of paper.

Finally, Huo Xiaocha wrote: [Xiaocha wants a new toy train, but when I think that I already have fourteen trains, I don’t want a train anymore, our family is very...]

Huo Xiaocha looked it up in the dictionary...

【Our family is very poor. Grandpa Zhang needs medical treatment. Dad and eldest dad work hard to make money. Little tea can’t spend money. We need to care about dad and eldest dad】

Well, Huo Xiaocha put down his pencil and re-read this passage a few times, feeling very satisfied.

When Dad reads this passage, he will definitely buy him a new train!

Huo Xiaocha, a fanatic collector of little trains, plans to pass.

Huo Xiaocha closed the ledger, and was just about to put it in the drawer, but think about it, what if the idiot father couldn't find it in the drawer?

In the end, Huo Xiaocha put the accounting book on the table and placed it in the most conspicuous place to ensure that his father would see it at the first sight when he came in.

Huo Xiaocha also grabbed a little fluff from his star sweater and put it in the book.

This is what he saw in the movie. If Dad reads his accounting book, Mao Mao will fly away, and Dad will leave a trace.

After finishing this task, Huo Xiaocha slid off the chair and ran out of the room happily: "Dad, I'm sleepy, let's go to sleep!"

Chi Chi looked at him: "I see you are very energetic."

"I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep." Huo Xiaocha climbed into his little bed and closed his eyes expectantly, "I fell asleep."

Xiaocha has fallen asleep, Dad and Big Daddy go and look at Xiaocha's account book!

Chi Chi responded: "You go to bed first, the movie will be over in a few minutes, dad and eldest dad will go to sleep after watching."

Huo Xiaocha hinted frantically: "Dad, I'm already asleep!"

"Why are you still talking when you're asleep?"

"I'm talking in my sleep."

"Really?" Chi Chi thought for a while, "Who is asleep? Raise your hand for Dad to see."

"Me!" Huo Xiaocha raised his hand abruptly, "Xiaocha fell asleep! Dad, look!"

Chi Chi frowned. Just at this time, the movie was at the end, and Chi Chi was about to get out of bed: "Little villain, what did you do badly in your room just now? It was quiet for a few minutes. Daddy and Big Daddy went over to have a look."

The child is quiet, he must be acting as a demon.

Not to mention that Huo Xiaocha's reaction was so strange just now.

Chi Chi hinted at him: "Daddy and eldest daddy are going to pass. What bad things have you done? Say it now, Daddy won't be angry."

Huo Xiaocha closed his eyes, suppressing the feeling that he was about to fly up: "Father, I didn't do anything bad."

"really?"

Chi Chi pulled Huo Cheng and pushed open the door of Huo Xiaocha's room.

Quiet, clean, nothing.

Chi Chi closed the door and pulled Huo Cheng back.

Huo Xiaocha couldn't help opening his eyes: "Father, you're back."

Chi Chi climbed onto the big bed: "Yes, I'm sorry, Dad misunderstood you for doing something bad."

"It's okay, it's okay." Huo Xiaocha shook his head, "Then Dad, when will it be?"

Chi Chi wondered, "When and when?"

"It's just..." Huo Xiaocha ran off the bed, ran back, opened the ledger and saw that Mao Mao was still inside.

Dad didn't look at the accounting book at all, how could this be?

Huo Xiaocha rushed back to the room and asked loudly, "Dad, why don't you read my accounting book?"

Chi Chi was puzzled: "Because you didn't allow Dad to see it, your dad and I respect Xiao Zai Zai's privacy."

"I……"

I put it over there for you to see!

Huo Xiaocha ran back again, took his account book, and handed it to Chi Chi: "Dad, I'll show you, just take a look."

"is it okay?"

"Yes!" Huo Xiaocha turned to that page of the account book, "Dad, look here first."

"Oh, good." Chi Chi lowered his head, "Dad is so handsome, Dad is so cool" came into view immediately.

Chi Chi was pleasantly surprised: "Little Chahui found out that Dad's sparkle is brighter, that's really good." He touched Huo Cheng: "Next, I'll praise you, take a quick look."

Huo Xiaocha folded her hands and happily raised her head.

A good boy needs a reward.

After reading the last record, Chi Chi picked up his phone: "I'm going to take a picture of this side and frame it."

Chi Chi continued to turn forward: "Look at the front."

Memorabilia of Huo Xiaocha——

Inviting classmates to come to play at home, very happy.

Give a score to the cake made by Dad himself, with 5 points for taste and 1 point for appearance.

Visit Big Daddy's company and rate the company, 6 points for making money and 1 point for decoration, because the company does not have slides, and the points are severely deducted.

Chi Chi:? ? ?

Huo Cheng:? ? ?

Chi Chi wanted to beat the child, Huo Cheng pressed his hand: "Don't be angry."

Chi Chi gritted his teeth: "You are one point higher than me."

Huo Xiaocha was still fluttering: "Father, when?"

Chi Chi patted his butt: "Tomorrow."

"Tomorrow, yes!"

Tomorrow he will have a little train.

Huo Xiaocha continued to flutter.

Early the next morning, Huo Xiaocha swayed his feet, holding a bean paste bun in one hand and siu mai in the other, happily eating breakfast.

"Dad, have you forgotten?"

"I haven't forgotten it. After you finish your breakfast, you can go outside to play with Grandpa Zhang on the grass for a while. You can come in when Dad calls you in."

"it is good."

Huo Xiaocha understood the ritual sense of surprise.

So, after breakfast, Huo Xiaocha and Uncle Zhang went out to play with the little train.

About half an hour later, Chi Chi opened the window of the living room and shouted, "Xiaocha, you can come in."

"Here we come!" Huo Xiaocha quickly ran back to the living room.

Chi Chi opened his arms: "Xiaocha, look, this is a surprise from Dad and Daddy."

"Little train, little train..." Huo Xiaocha excitedly looked in the direction he pointed.

On the wall hangs a completely framed big character——

"Daddy is so handsome"

Huo Xiaocha wrote it himself.

Huo Xiaocha's smile froze.

"Xiaocha, thank you for your compliments to Dad and Big Dad. We are very touched. This is a surprise for you. Dad and Big Dad will always cherish this sentence in their hearts, always be alert, and always be your handsome dad."

It's Sand Sculpture Dad, alas.Huo Xiaocha lowered his head.

Chi Chi sat down on the armrest of the single sofa and touched Huo Cheng's collar. There was a badge pinned to the front of Huo Cheng's clothes. The words on it——

Big Daddy is so cool.

It was also written by Huo Xiaocha.

Chi Chi waved a small banner: "I also specially made banners and badges with this sentence, look, Xiaocha, do you want one?"