Dressed as a cannon fodder, a man matches his father
Chapter 97 Accounting
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On a nightmare night, Huo Xiaocha hid in Chi Chi's arms, holding Huo Cheng's clothes with one hand.
"Big Daddy come over a little bit, come a little bit more, and hug Daddy and Little Cha tightly."
"Okay." Huo Cheng moved closer, retracted his arms, and hugged the two of them tightly.
Huo Xiaocha was surrounded, felt a great sense of security, and finally could sleep in peace.
He adjusted his posture and closed his eyes: "Dad, I love you. Big Daddy, I love you too."
Chi Chi kissed his little cheek: "Xiaocha, Dad loves you too."
Huo Cheng just responded, "Yes."
Chi Chi tugged at his collar and asked him to lower his head and kiss Huo Xiaocha's other half of the cheek.
This was simply the scene Huo Xiaocha dreamed of.
During the nightmare, he kept struggling and told himself: I have a dad, I have a big dad, they all love me, this is not real, this is a dream.
Look, it's all true.
Huo Xiaocha was kissed by two fathers at the same time, and instantly forgot the nightmare just now, grinning, her whole body was bursting with pink love bubbles.
He tugged on Chi Chi's sleeve: "Father, I will be more obedient in the future."
Chi Chi whispered, "Xiaocha is already very obedient, there is no need to be more obedient."
"Then does father have any requirements for Xiaocha?"
"Father only hopes that Xiaocha can grow up happily, and has no other requirements."
"Hmm..." Huo Xiaocha thought for a while, "But Xiaocha doesn't want to grow up."
Chi Chi wondered, "Why?"
"When I grow up, I will become like my father."
Chi Chi questioned him: "...what's wrong with becoming a father like this?"
"Too naive, too...too..." Huo Xiaocha tried hard to recall that word, "Too shaky."
"..." Chi Chi wanted to be angry at first, but remembering that Huo Xiaocha was still crying just now, he could only try his best to keep smiling.
Hold back, hold back, must hold back.
He said briskly, "If you don't want to be like Dad, then you should be like Big Dad."
Huo Xiaocha thought about it seriously, then shook his head again: "It's not good either."
Chi Chi raised his face: "What's wrong with Big Daddy?"
"Big Daddy is too serious for my liking."
"I like it very much. It's too late for you to change your big daddy now."
Huo Cheng hugged the two of them, and said lightly: "Xiao Cha doesn't need to become someone else, just be himself when he grows up."
Huo Xiaocha was thinking: "Be yourself?"
"That's right." Chi Chi said seriously, "And Dad and Big Daddy also have many advantages, and these advantages have been passed down to Xiaocha. Isn't it good that Xiaocha has gathered these advantages?"
"Okay." Huo Xiaocha counted the advantages he inherited, "I can inherit my father's happiness, as well as my father's joy, happiness, and cheerfulness, as well as the seriousness of my eldest father..."
Chi Chi nodded: "So many advantages, all of them have been passed down to you."
"I can still inherit... Big Daddy's money! There is a lot of money, Dad, with a lot of money, we can go to the children's playground!"
Chi Chi was dumbfounded: "Huh?"
Huo Cheng paused for a moment: "You don't need to inherit my money, you can also go to the Children's Paradise."
Huo Xiaocha tilted his head: "Really?"
The family talked for a while, and as they talked, Chi Chi and Huo Xiaocha fell asleep.
The two of them were still holding hands together, sweating.Huo Cheng helped them cover the quilt, held their hands together, and slept together.
The next day, Huo Xiaocha woke up early. He rubbed his eyes, raised his head, and met Huo Cheng's eyes.
Huo Cheng "hush" at him, telling him not to make a sound.Huo Xiaocha nodded.
Huo Cheng was about to get up and go to the gym, but Huo Xiaocha took his hand and said angrily, "Big Daddy, you want to come with us."
Huo Cheng said: "I slept well."
"No, big daddy, you have to sleep with us."
"Okay." Huo Cheng hesitated for a moment, then lay back down again.
Huo Xiaocha lay between the two fathers and fell asleep for a while.
He held onto Huo Cheng's clothes tightly, not letting him leave. Huo Cheng didn't have the habit of going back to sleep, so he could only lie down, touch Chi Chi's cheek, and stroke his hair.
At nine o'clock in the morning, Chi Chi woke up rubbing his eyes, took a look at his phone, and opened his eyes wide.
He pushed Huo Xiaocha: "Xiaocha, get up quickly, it's already nine o'clock."
Huo Xiaocha took his hand: "Dad, sleep a little longer."
"No, it's already late." Chi Chi said with a yawn.
Huo Xiaocha acted like a baby: "Sleep a little longer, Dad, it's a holiday now."
"Alright then." Chi Chi closed his eyes, but...
He seemed to have seen something extraordinary, and opened his eyes again: "Huo Cheng, why are you here?"
Huo Xiaocha lay on the bed: "Dad, big daddy slept with us."
Chi Chi covered his mouth and explained to Huo Cheng himself: "I mean, it's nine o'clock, according to your schedule, you shouldn't..."
Huo Cheng pointed to Huo Xiaocha: "He won't let me go."
"Huh?" Chi Chi lowered his head and let go of Huo Xiaocha, "What are you doing?"
Huo Xiaocha was confident: "Doesn't Daddy like to see Big Daddy when he wakes up? Doesn't Daddy like Big Daddy?"
"No... I like Big Daddy."
"That's good."
"Okay, okay." After talking for a while, Chi Chi woke up and sat up from the bed, "Get up quickly and have breakfast."
He was just about to throw off the quilt and get out of bed, before his feet touched the ground, Huo Xiaocha suddenly yelled: "Dad, it's dangerous!"
Chi Chi turned back: "What?"
Huo Xiaocha hugged his arm, trying to pull him up: "Dad, don't get out of bed, it will be dangerous."
Chi Chi looked around: "Where? Where is the danger?"
"There are cars on the ground, it will be dangerous."
Chi Chi looked at Huo Cheng, and Huo Cheng nodded slightly at him: "That's what you told me just now."
Huo Xiaocha plausibly said: "In order for Daddy and Big Daddy to stay by Xiaocha's side forever, I must ensure your safety."
hold back.
Chi Chi patiently explained: "But dad and eldest dad have to brush their teeth, wash their faces, and have breakfast, dad wants to shoot videos, and eldest dad has to deal with company documents."
Huo Xiaocha blinked: "I can bring toothbrushes, towels, breakfast, and things that Dad and Daddy need for work."
Hold back, Chi Chi hold back!
Chi Chi smiled: "This is home, not the road. There are no cars at home, only Xiaocha's toy train."
"Xiaocha's toy train also has wheels, it will crush people."
Hold back, continue to hold back... I can't bear it anymore, I don't need to bear it anymore!
Chi Chi was furious: "Then what do you mean, your eldest dad and I don't want to get out of bed from now on, but just live in bed together?"
Huo Xiaocha nodded: "Yes, and the eldest father has already agreed."
"Little brat, we're not too old to go to the ground." Chi Chi grabbed Huo Xiaocha and carried him up, "Come here to brush your teeth and wash your face. Huo Cheng, come here too, why are you so spoiled by him? I haven't seen you usually..."
Huo Cheng whispered: "I want to live in bed with you."
He had no reason to reject this wonderful proposal.
"..." Chi Chi patted his forehead, miscalculating.
Are you mad at Huo's logic today?I'm angry.
After brushing his teeth and washing his face, after breakfast, Chi Chi collapsed on the sofa and watched TV with Uncle Zhang.
Both Huo Cheng and Huo Xiaocha sat upright beside Chi Chi.
Not long after, Huo Xiaocha ran out, came back with a box of biscuits, then sat down beside Huo Cheng, touched Huo Cheng's arm, and whispered, "Big Daddy, go and apologize to Daddy."
Huo Chengdao: "It's you who made Dad angry."
"It's not me, it's you! It's Daddy who made Daddy angry!"
Huo Xiaocha couldn't control the volume for a moment, which attracted Chi Chi's questioning gaze.
"Ok?"
Huo Xiaocha clasped the biscuit box tightly: "Dad, I'll treat you to a cookie, I'll open it for you, hey—"
He gritted his teeth, his little face was flushed, and he hit—no——!
The biscuits in the iron box were rattled by Huo Xiaocha, Chi Chi couldn't help showing confusion, what kind of biscuits are there?It would be nice to have crackers to eat.
The whole family gathers together, holding hands, picking up bits and pieces one by one.
Huo Cheng pressed Huo Xiaocha: "Big Daddy, come."
"it is good."
Huo Cheng easily opened the biscuit box and put it on the table.
Huo Xiaocha picked a relatively complete piece and gave it to Chi Chi: "Dad, eat first."
Chi Chi couldn't help but smile: "Thank you, Xiaocha."
"Big Daddy eats one piece, Grandpa Zhang also eats one piece, and Little Tea also eats one piece." Huo Xiaocha asked Chi Chi, "Daddy, am I good?"
"It's more obedient now, but a little unbecoming in the morning."
"Dad loves to eat the chocolate chips on the cookies. I will pick out my chocolate chips and give them to Dad."
"No!" Chi Chi quickly pressed his little hand, "You can't pick food like this, the chocolate will melt, and then your hand... eh—"
"Okay, is Xiaocha good?"
"Okay, obedient."
After eating the snacks, Chi Chi pulled himself together, took out the educational psychology again, and then gave Huo Xiaocha a class.
"Xiaocha, what places do you think are dangerous? List the three places you think are the most dangerous."
"On the road, on the plane, and..." Huo Xiaocha stroked his chin and thought, "And... and the zoo!"
"Why are zoos dangerous?"
"There is a big tiger in the zoo. Dad, is the big tiger dangerous?"
"Danger."
"Big tigers are dangerous, so zoos are dangerous too."
"Okay." Chi Chi continued teaching according to the book, "So, Xiaocha wants Dad and Big Dad to stay away from these dangerous places, right?"
"Correct!"
"Then this morning, Xiaocha didn't let daddy and eldest daddy leave the bed, is that also the reason?"
"Yes!"
"Then where is the danger in our house?"
"Hmm..." Huo Xiaocha looked around and pointed to the side, "Dad, the little train is dangerous, and the stairs are also dangerous. There are also electric wires, and the pond in the small garden outside, as well as the horse farm and the golf course."
"That's very reasonable. Do you have anything to add to Big Daddy and Grandpa Zhang?"
Yeah, Chi Chi cheered to himself in his heart, I'm simply a little genius, to be able to bring this issue to children's safety education, it's amazing.
"Ask, Xiaocha, is there the safest and safest place in this world?"
"Bed!"
Chi Chi waved his fingers: "The bed is not safe. There are wires at the head of the bed, but they are buried in the wall. There is also a hard bedside table. Xiaocha will think about it later."
"The bank's safe!"
"But can our family live in the safe?"
Huo Xiaocha shook his head: "Dad, I can't think of it, just tell me the answer."
"The answer is no. There is no safest place in this world. There are always various dangers in life. We can't lock ourselves in the safe. Dad knows that Xiaocha wants Dad and Big Daddy to be safe forever, so I want to Keeping Daddy and Big Daddy in bed forever is not going to happen."
"then what should we do?"
Chi Chi took Huo Cheng's hand: "Daddy and eldest dad promise that they will stay away from the dangerous place just mentioned, how about it?"
Huo Cheng nodded: "Promise."
"Yeah." Huo Xiaocha nodded vigorously, "Grandpa Zhang also promises."
"Guaranteed guaranteed."
Chi Chi was satisfied: "I declare that today's children's safety education lecture is a complete success..."
"Wait a minute." Huo Xiaocha raised his hand high and slid down the sofa, "Dad, wait for me."
Huo Xiaocha ran back to the room, took down his account book and pencil, opened a new page, and wrote on it carefully: "Daddy and eldest daddy must sign a letter of guarantee to keep away from dangerous places."
Chi Chi took the letter of guarantee: "Okay, okay." He frowned, and turned Huo Xiaocha's account book back to the cover: "Wait a minute, what book is this? Why don't I remember buying it for you? Huo Cheng, did you buy it for him?"
Huo Cheng took a look, shook his head and said, "It's not me."
Oops!
Huo Xiaocha quickly pressed Chi Chi's hand: "Dad, Dad, I remembered something!"
"What is it?"
"I..." Huo Xiaocha rolled his eyes, "I know where the safest and safest place in the world is."
"where is it?"
"It's in Xiaocha's heart. Daddy and Big Daddy will always live in Xiaocha's heart, so they will always be safe. Little Cha will always protect Dad and Big Daddy."
Chi Chi was a little moved, Huo Cheng reminded him: "Chi Chi, he is changing the subject."
Huo Xiaocha, who thought he could get away with it, froze in place, big daddy is so annoying!
"Oh." Chi Chi came back to his senses, "Xiaocha, what is this book?"
He saw the line on the cover: "Father and Xiaocha... an add number, and the record book of Big Daddy? Xiaocha, what account are you keeping?"
Chi Chi suddenly remembered something, hugged Huo Xiaocha, rubbed his little face, and happily said, "Xiaocha, you really are a little hacker, or a little genius in stock trading, aren't you? You are at least a little math genius, so Small will count."
Huo Xiaocha looked confused, what was Dad talking about?What is a hacker?What is stock trading?
It doesn't matter, as long as Dad is happy.Huo Xiaocha hugged Chi Chi's neck, happy with him.
"Little Tea, Dad's little genius."
"Yes." Huo Xiaocha fluttered.
If he knew that keeping an account would make his father so happy, he would have shown this thing to his father a long time ago.
"Little Cha, I knew you inherited the good genes of Dad and Big Daddy."
"Yes!"
"Xiaocha, can Dad take a look at your little book?"
"Yes you can!"
Chi Chi said happily: "Let me see what my little genius son has kept."
Only then did Huo Xiaocha recover from the "fluttering state", and whispered to dissuade: "No... Dad..."
Chi Chi opened the accounting book, his smile froze.
[18 years old, left my father, earn money to go to college by myself]
[University zan1000 yuan per year]
[Graduate from university, start a company, earn [-] yuan a year]
Huo Xiaocha didn't even learn pinyin at that time. He couldn't tell the difference between "earning" and "saving".
[This ledger is used to record the money I spent on my dad, and I want to return all the money I spent on my dad! 】
Huo Xiaocha's life plan and ambitions are all on this.
Huo Xiaocha said nervously: "Dad, listen to my explanation, you are not dad, dad is not you, it's another..."
"I know." Chi Chi kissed his little cheek, "It's the other one, you've always wanted to leave him, Xiaocha has suffered."
Chi Chi took a deep breath and turned back the ledger: "Let me see what Xiaocha has written down since I came back."
[September 9st, school starts, my father came to pick me up from school, but I don't want to go to school anymore, my father seems to be acting as a secret agent]
[September 9, I took a nap and dreamed that my father flew to the kindergarten to pick me up, it was so scary]
[On September 9, my father said that the snacks were also his own son, so I ate up all of my father's snacks.In the end, Dad thought he was eating too fast, so he went to buy snacks in the afternoon, but I couldn't eat anymore. Can't Dad only have one son? 】
Chi Chi closed his eyes, Huo Cheng hugged him by the shoulder, and comforted him: "Chi Chi."
【September 9th, Big Daddy is back, his acting is better than TV】
【September 9th, Big Daddy pretended to be a college student, it was too fake!Only an idiot like Dad will believe it, I will never lie like Big Dad in the future]
Chi Chi hugged Huo Cheng's shoulder: "Huo Cheng."
The two looked at each other, then at Huo Xiaocha.
Huo Xiaocha stood up consciously, put his hands behind his back, and put them on his little ass: "Daddy, big daddy, can I do it myself?"
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On a nightmare night, Huo Xiaocha hid in Chi Chi's arms, holding Huo Cheng's clothes with one hand.
"Big Daddy come over a little bit, come a little bit more, and hug Daddy and Little Cha tightly."
"Okay." Huo Cheng moved closer, retracted his arms, and hugged the two of them tightly.
Huo Xiaocha was surrounded, felt a great sense of security, and finally could sleep in peace.
He adjusted his posture and closed his eyes: "Dad, I love you. Big Daddy, I love you too."
Chi Chi kissed his little cheek: "Xiaocha, Dad loves you too."
Huo Cheng just responded, "Yes."
Chi Chi tugged at his collar and asked him to lower his head and kiss Huo Xiaocha's other half of the cheek.
This was simply the scene Huo Xiaocha dreamed of.
During the nightmare, he kept struggling and told himself: I have a dad, I have a big dad, they all love me, this is not real, this is a dream.
Look, it's all true.
Huo Xiaocha was kissed by two fathers at the same time, and instantly forgot the nightmare just now, grinning, her whole body was bursting with pink love bubbles.
He tugged on Chi Chi's sleeve: "Father, I will be more obedient in the future."
Chi Chi whispered, "Xiaocha is already very obedient, there is no need to be more obedient."
"Then does father have any requirements for Xiaocha?"
"Father only hopes that Xiaocha can grow up happily, and has no other requirements."
"Hmm..." Huo Xiaocha thought for a while, "But Xiaocha doesn't want to grow up."
Chi Chi wondered, "Why?"
"When I grow up, I will become like my father."
Chi Chi questioned him: "...what's wrong with becoming a father like this?"
"Too naive, too...too..." Huo Xiaocha tried hard to recall that word, "Too shaky."
"..." Chi Chi wanted to be angry at first, but remembering that Huo Xiaocha was still crying just now, he could only try his best to keep smiling.
Hold back, hold back, must hold back.
He said briskly, "If you don't want to be like Dad, then you should be like Big Dad."
Huo Xiaocha thought about it seriously, then shook his head again: "It's not good either."
Chi Chi raised his face: "What's wrong with Big Daddy?"
"Big Daddy is too serious for my liking."
"I like it very much. It's too late for you to change your big daddy now."
Huo Cheng hugged the two of them, and said lightly: "Xiao Cha doesn't need to become someone else, just be himself when he grows up."
Huo Xiaocha was thinking: "Be yourself?"
"That's right." Chi Chi said seriously, "And Dad and Big Daddy also have many advantages, and these advantages have been passed down to Xiaocha. Isn't it good that Xiaocha has gathered these advantages?"
"Okay." Huo Xiaocha counted the advantages he inherited, "I can inherit my father's happiness, as well as my father's joy, happiness, and cheerfulness, as well as the seriousness of my eldest father..."
Chi Chi nodded: "So many advantages, all of them have been passed down to you."
"I can still inherit... Big Daddy's money! There is a lot of money, Dad, with a lot of money, we can go to the children's playground!"
Chi Chi was dumbfounded: "Huh?"
Huo Cheng paused for a moment: "You don't need to inherit my money, you can also go to the Children's Paradise."
Huo Xiaocha tilted his head: "Really?"
The family talked for a while, and as they talked, Chi Chi and Huo Xiaocha fell asleep.
The two of them were still holding hands together, sweating.Huo Cheng helped them cover the quilt, held their hands together, and slept together.
The next day, Huo Xiaocha woke up early. He rubbed his eyes, raised his head, and met Huo Cheng's eyes.
Huo Cheng "hush" at him, telling him not to make a sound.Huo Xiaocha nodded.
Huo Cheng was about to get up and go to the gym, but Huo Xiaocha took his hand and said angrily, "Big Daddy, you want to come with us."
Huo Cheng said: "I slept well."
"No, big daddy, you have to sleep with us."
"Okay." Huo Cheng hesitated for a moment, then lay back down again.
Huo Xiaocha lay between the two fathers and fell asleep for a while.
He held onto Huo Cheng's clothes tightly, not letting him leave. Huo Cheng didn't have the habit of going back to sleep, so he could only lie down, touch Chi Chi's cheek, and stroke his hair.
At nine o'clock in the morning, Chi Chi woke up rubbing his eyes, took a look at his phone, and opened his eyes wide.
He pushed Huo Xiaocha: "Xiaocha, get up quickly, it's already nine o'clock."
Huo Xiaocha took his hand: "Dad, sleep a little longer."
"No, it's already late." Chi Chi said with a yawn.
Huo Xiaocha acted like a baby: "Sleep a little longer, Dad, it's a holiday now."
"Alright then." Chi Chi closed his eyes, but...
He seemed to have seen something extraordinary, and opened his eyes again: "Huo Cheng, why are you here?"
Huo Xiaocha lay on the bed: "Dad, big daddy slept with us."
Chi Chi covered his mouth and explained to Huo Cheng himself: "I mean, it's nine o'clock, according to your schedule, you shouldn't..."
Huo Cheng pointed to Huo Xiaocha: "He won't let me go."
"Huh?" Chi Chi lowered his head and let go of Huo Xiaocha, "What are you doing?"
Huo Xiaocha was confident: "Doesn't Daddy like to see Big Daddy when he wakes up? Doesn't Daddy like Big Daddy?"
"No... I like Big Daddy."
"That's good."
"Okay, okay." After talking for a while, Chi Chi woke up and sat up from the bed, "Get up quickly and have breakfast."
He was just about to throw off the quilt and get out of bed, before his feet touched the ground, Huo Xiaocha suddenly yelled: "Dad, it's dangerous!"
Chi Chi turned back: "What?"
Huo Xiaocha hugged his arm, trying to pull him up: "Dad, don't get out of bed, it will be dangerous."
Chi Chi looked around: "Where? Where is the danger?"
"There are cars on the ground, it will be dangerous."
Chi Chi looked at Huo Cheng, and Huo Cheng nodded slightly at him: "That's what you told me just now."
Huo Xiaocha plausibly said: "In order for Daddy and Big Daddy to stay by Xiaocha's side forever, I must ensure your safety."
hold back.
Chi Chi patiently explained: "But dad and eldest dad have to brush their teeth, wash their faces, and have breakfast, dad wants to shoot videos, and eldest dad has to deal with company documents."
Huo Xiaocha blinked: "I can bring toothbrushes, towels, breakfast, and things that Dad and Daddy need for work."
Hold back, Chi Chi hold back!
Chi Chi smiled: "This is home, not the road. There are no cars at home, only Xiaocha's toy train."
"Xiaocha's toy train also has wheels, it will crush people."
Hold back, continue to hold back... I can't bear it anymore, I don't need to bear it anymore!
Chi Chi was furious: "Then what do you mean, your eldest dad and I don't want to get out of bed from now on, but just live in bed together?"
Huo Xiaocha nodded: "Yes, and the eldest father has already agreed."
"Little brat, we're not too old to go to the ground." Chi Chi grabbed Huo Xiaocha and carried him up, "Come here to brush your teeth and wash your face. Huo Cheng, come here too, why are you so spoiled by him? I haven't seen you usually..."
Huo Cheng whispered: "I want to live in bed with you."
He had no reason to reject this wonderful proposal.
"..." Chi Chi patted his forehead, miscalculating.
Are you mad at Huo's logic today?I'm angry.
After brushing his teeth and washing his face, after breakfast, Chi Chi collapsed on the sofa and watched TV with Uncle Zhang.
Both Huo Cheng and Huo Xiaocha sat upright beside Chi Chi.
Not long after, Huo Xiaocha ran out, came back with a box of biscuits, then sat down beside Huo Cheng, touched Huo Cheng's arm, and whispered, "Big Daddy, go and apologize to Daddy."
Huo Chengdao: "It's you who made Dad angry."
"It's not me, it's you! It's Daddy who made Daddy angry!"
Huo Xiaocha couldn't control the volume for a moment, which attracted Chi Chi's questioning gaze.
"Ok?"
Huo Xiaocha clasped the biscuit box tightly: "Dad, I'll treat you to a cookie, I'll open it for you, hey—"
He gritted his teeth, his little face was flushed, and he hit—no——!
The biscuits in the iron box were rattled by Huo Xiaocha, Chi Chi couldn't help showing confusion, what kind of biscuits are there?It would be nice to have crackers to eat.
The whole family gathers together, holding hands, picking up bits and pieces one by one.
Huo Cheng pressed Huo Xiaocha: "Big Daddy, come."
"it is good."
Huo Cheng easily opened the biscuit box and put it on the table.
Huo Xiaocha picked a relatively complete piece and gave it to Chi Chi: "Dad, eat first."
Chi Chi couldn't help but smile: "Thank you, Xiaocha."
"Big Daddy eats one piece, Grandpa Zhang also eats one piece, and Little Tea also eats one piece." Huo Xiaocha asked Chi Chi, "Daddy, am I good?"
"It's more obedient now, but a little unbecoming in the morning."
"Dad loves to eat the chocolate chips on the cookies. I will pick out my chocolate chips and give them to Dad."
"No!" Chi Chi quickly pressed his little hand, "You can't pick food like this, the chocolate will melt, and then your hand... eh—"
"Okay, is Xiaocha good?"
"Okay, obedient."
After eating the snacks, Chi Chi pulled himself together, took out the educational psychology again, and then gave Huo Xiaocha a class.
"Xiaocha, what places do you think are dangerous? List the three places you think are the most dangerous."
"On the road, on the plane, and..." Huo Xiaocha stroked his chin and thought, "And... and the zoo!"
"Why are zoos dangerous?"
"There is a big tiger in the zoo. Dad, is the big tiger dangerous?"
"Danger."
"Big tigers are dangerous, so zoos are dangerous too."
"Okay." Chi Chi continued teaching according to the book, "So, Xiaocha wants Dad and Big Dad to stay away from these dangerous places, right?"
"Correct!"
"Then this morning, Xiaocha didn't let daddy and eldest daddy leave the bed, is that also the reason?"
"Yes!"
"Then where is the danger in our house?"
"Hmm..." Huo Xiaocha looked around and pointed to the side, "Dad, the little train is dangerous, and the stairs are also dangerous. There are also electric wires, and the pond in the small garden outside, as well as the horse farm and the golf course."
"That's very reasonable. Do you have anything to add to Big Daddy and Grandpa Zhang?"
Yeah, Chi Chi cheered to himself in his heart, I'm simply a little genius, to be able to bring this issue to children's safety education, it's amazing.
"Ask, Xiaocha, is there the safest and safest place in this world?"
"Bed!"
Chi Chi waved his fingers: "The bed is not safe. There are wires at the head of the bed, but they are buried in the wall. There is also a hard bedside table. Xiaocha will think about it later."
"The bank's safe!"
"But can our family live in the safe?"
Huo Xiaocha shook his head: "Dad, I can't think of it, just tell me the answer."
"The answer is no. There is no safest place in this world. There are always various dangers in life. We can't lock ourselves in the safe. Dad knows that Xiaocha wants Dad and Big Daddy to be safe forever, so I want to Keeping Daddy and Big Daddy in bed forever is not going to happen."
"then what should we do?"
Chi Chi took Huo Cheng's hand: "Daddy and eldest dad promise that they will stay away from the dangerous place just mentioned, how about it?"
Huo Cheng nodded: "Promise."
"Yeah." Huo Xiaocha nodded vigorously, "Grandpa Zhang also promises."
"Guaranteed guaranteed."
Chi Chi was satisfied: "I declare that today's children's safety education lecture is a complete success..."
"Wait a minute." Huo Xiaocha raised his hand high and slid down the sofa, "Dad, wait for me."
Huo Xiaocha ran back to the room, took down his account book and pencil, opened a new page, and wrote on it carefully: "Daddy and eldest daddy must sign a letter of guarantee to keep away from dangerous places."
Chi Chi took the letter of guarantee: "Okay, okay." He frowned, and turned Huo Xiaocha's account book back to the cover: "Wait a minute, what book is this? Why don't I remember buying it for you? Huo Cheng, did you buy it for him?"
Huo Cheng took a look, shook his head and said, "It's not me."
Oops!
Huo Xiaocha quickly pressed Chi Chi's hand: "Dad, Dad, I remembered something!"
"What is it?"
"I..." Huo Xiaocha rolled his eyes, "I know where the safest and safest place in the world is."
"where is it?"
"It's in Xiaocha's heart. Daddy and Big Daddy will always live in Xiaocha's heart, so they will always be safe. Little Cha will always protect Dad and Big Daddy."
Chi Chi was a little moved, Huo Cheng reminded him: "Chi Chi, he is changing the subject."
Huo Xiaocha, who thought he could get away with it, froze in place, big daddy is so annoying!
"Oh." Chi Chi came back to his senses, "Xiaocha, what is this book?"
He saw the line on the cover: "Father and Xiaocha... an add number, and the record book of Big Daddy? Xiaocha, what account are you keeping?"
Chi Chi suddenly remembered something, hugged Huo Xiaocha, rubbed his little face, and happily said, "Xiaocha, you really are a little hacker, or a little genius in stock trading, aren't you? You are at least a little math genius, so Small will count."
Huo Xiaocha looked confused, what was Dad talking about?What is a hacker?What is stock trading?
It doesn't matter, as long as Dad is happy.Huo Xiaocha hugged Chi Chi's neck, happy with him.
"Little Tea, Dad's little genius."
"Yes." Huo Xiaocha fluttered.
If he knew that keeping an account would make his father so happy, he would have shown this thing to his father a long time ago.
"Little Cha, I knew you inherited the good genes of Dad and Big Daddy."
"Yes!"
"Xiaocha, can Dad take a look at your little book?"
"Yes you can!"
Chi Chi said happily: "Let me see what my little genius son has kept."
Only then did Huo Xiaocha recover from the "fluttering state", and whispered to dissuade: "No... Dad..."
Chi Chi opened the accounting book, his smile froze.
[18 years old, left my father, earn money to go to college by myself]
[University zan1000 yuan per year]
[Graduate from university, start a company, earn [-] yuan a year]
Huo Xiaocha didn't even learn pinyin at that time. He couldn't tell the difference between "earning" and "saving".
[This ledger is used to record the money I spent on my dad, and I want to return all the money I spent on my dad! 】
Huo Xiaocha's life plan and ambitions are all on this.
Huo Xiaocha said nervously: "Dad, listen to my explanation, you are not dad, dad is not you, it's another..."
"I know." Chi Chi kissed his little cheek, "It's the other one, you've always wanted to leave him, Xiaocha has suffered."
Chi Chi took a deep breath and turned back the ledger: "Let me see what Xiaocha has written down since I came back."
[September 9st, school starts, my father came to pick me up from school, but I don't want to go to school anymore, my father seems to be acting as a secret agent]
[September 9, I took a nap and dreamed that my father flew to the kindergarten to pick me up, it was so scary]
[On September 9, my father said that the snacks were also his own son, so I ate up all of my father's snacks.In the end, Dad thought he was eating too fast, so he went to buy snacks in the afternoon, but I couldn't eat anymore. Can't Dad only have one son? 】
Chi Chi closed his eyes, Huo Cheng hugged him by the shoulder, and comforted him: "Chi Chi."
【September 9th, Big Daddy is back, his acting is better than TV】
【September 9th, Big Daddy pretended to be a college student, it was too fake!Only an idiot like Dad will believe it, I will never lie like Big Dad in the future]
Chi Chi hugged Huo Cheng's shoulder: "Huo Cheng."
The two looked at each other, then at Huo Xiaocha.
Huo Xiaocha stood up consciously, put his hands behind his back, and put them on his little ass: "Daddy, big daddy, can I do it myself?"
The author has something to say: Children's Safety Education Lecture (x)
Children are unsafe and dangerously exposed to the scene
【Happy Lantern Festival, cuties~】
感谢在2022-02-1416:30:06~2022-02-1517:55:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Wen Bai, Nan Qi, and Lan Zhou;
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