Dressed as a cannon fodder, a man matches his father

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Chi Chi has been reluctant to accept the small promotion, just wants to accept the big one.

He finally waited for this day!He is going to get rich!

On the night of receiving the promotion, Chi Chi walked sideways at home, like a crab.

Huo Xiaocha was very helpless: "Dad, don't dance anymore, you are not suitable for dancing."

Chi Chi was in high spirits, and didn't bother with him. He kicked on the cotton mop, took Huo Xiaocha's pajamas, walked around from Huo Xiaocha's room, and turned into the bathroom.

Holding the door frame, he cast a look at Huo Xiaocha.

Huo Xiaocha stepped forward: "Father, what's the matter?"

Chi Chi pinched his chubby little face: "Baby, show some talent to the rich and powerful."

Huo Xiaocha shook his head: "Father!"

Chi Chi frowned: "How dare you disobey my order, I'm a rich man who is about to own 30 yuan!"

Huo Xiaocha pursed her lips: "Father, if you want 30 yuan, you can just ask big daddy to send you the money..."

"What are you talking about?" Chi Chi pinched his face, "Can you earn the same as what others give you? I won't allow you to say such unambitious words."

Chi Chi picked him up and said, "Come on, Dad will wash your hair first."

As the weather turned cold, it was impossible for Chi Chi to let Huo Xiaocha take a bath alone. If his clothes got wet, he would definitely catch a cold again.

But Huo Xiaocha refused to let him "serve" the whole set, and had to take a bath by himself. Chi Chi had no choice but to help him wash his hair first, then let him take a bath after washing his hair and drying it.

Although it is a little troublesome, it will not catch a cold.

Chi Chi picked up the cub, and Huo Xiaocha said, "Father."

"Ok?"

"Do you want to change the cotton mop first?"

"Oh." Chi Chi lowered his head, and sure enough, he saw that he was wearing cotton mop on his feet, which could easily get wet in the bathroom.

He put Huo Xiaocha down: "Xiao Zai Zai, wait a moment."

Chi Chi was like a spinning top again... Ah, no, like one of the four little swans, it turned out of the bathroom.

Chi Chi changed into his slippers, wandered back again, and posed in front of Huo Xiaocha, which was in line with his worth of 30 yuan.

"I am back!"

Huo Xiaocha stood there, very helpless.

Alas, my dancing god father.

Chi Chi took a basin of warm water from the basin, tested the temperature, and then slipped Huo Xiaocha to the front of the basin.

"Daddy will wash your hair. Lower your head, close your eyes, don't open them, and don't open your mouth. If water gets into your eyes, just talk."

"Dad, how can you talk if you can't open your mouth?"

"Hmm..." Chi Chi thought for a while, "You can hint me with your movements."

"it is good."

So, Huo Xiaocha shook his head vigorously.

Chi Chi was caught off guard and was splashed all over his face by him.Chi Chi stepped back again and again: "What are you doing? What are you doing?"

Huo Xiaocha said loudly: "Dad, my eyes are flooded! I'm using my movements to hint at you!"

Chi Chi wiped his face and stepped forward again: "I thought your whole body was submerged in water, don't move around."

Chi Chi picked up the dry towel hanging beside him and wiped his face.

"Ok?"

"All right!"

Chi Chi squeezed some shampoo: "Well, it smells like lime, my favorite flavor."

"Isn't Dad's favorite the original flavor?"

"The lime flavor is my favorite for shampoo, and the original flavor of potato chips is my favorite. Does the shampoo have the original flavor? Shut up and don't talk. If you eat the shampoo, you will become Huo Xiaoyu tonight, throwing up all the time." Bubbles."

"Lin Xiaoyu wouldn't keep spitting bubbles..."

"Ok?"

Huo Xiaocha quickly shut his mouth.

Chi Chi rubbed the shampoo in his palm to make bubbles, and wiped it on Huo Xiaocha's wet little head.

"Comfortable?"

Just as Huo Xiaocha was about to answer, he remembered that Chi Chi told him to keep his mouth shut, so he nodded vigorously, and replied, "En!"

Chi Chi dodged to the side: "Don't shake around."

Huo Xiaocha nodded lightly: "Yes."

Chi Chi smiled and rubbed Xiao Zai Zai's soft hair: "Is this how you wash your hair?"

Huo Xiaocha: "Yes."

"Can you stop 'um' all the time?"

"Ah."

"..."

After washing Huo Xiaocha's hair, Chi Chi himself got wet.

Chi Chi dried his hair and let him go in to take a shower, while he lay on the sofa, holding a hair dryer, and drying his clothes.

He held a hair dryer in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, flipping through the dialog box in the background of the video.

It was already very late when the promotion came to the door, and he agreed with the other party to discuss in detail during working hours tomorrow, so there were not many messages in the dialog box.

Chi Chi mainly looked at the quotation figures.

Just looking at this string of numbers, he couldn't help kicking his feet: "Yo ho! Good!"

Huo Xiaocha took a bath in the bathroom, feeling as if he had come to the Shuilian Cave, the sound of "yo hoo" outside was so similar...

Huo Xiaocha covered his mouth, but Huo Xiaocha dared not speak.

That night, Chi Chi fell asleep and was talking in his sleep again: "Qian...hehe...Qian..."

Huo Xiaocha was woken up by him, did not speak, but silently helped him cover the quilt, covering half of his face.

Chi Chi couldn't breathe, and was woken up by suffocation: "Who? Who won't let me breathe?"

Huo Xiaocha got under the quilt, closed her eyes, and pretended to sleep.

Money is Chi Chi's perpetual motion machine.

Early the next morning, Chi Chi sent Huo Xiaocha to the kindergarten.

Chi Chi carried Huo Xiaocha's schoolbag and jumped down the stairs. Huo Xiaocha followed behind him, chasing after his own schoolbag.

Like a little white rabbit running after a carrot.

Huo Xiaocha: "Dad, you're going to break my schoolbag."

Chi Chi: "Yohoo!"

When he was jumping down, the door of 202 downstairs just opened, Chi Chi jumped into Huo Cheng's arms directly, Huo Cheng supported him with one hand, took the schoolbag in Chi Chi's hand with the other hand, and threw it to Huo Xiao Tea.

"Pick it up yourself."

Huo Xiaocha caught the schoolbag and carried it seriously: "I was going to carry it myself."

Chi Chi put his hips on his hips: "Let's go, let's go."

Huo Xiaocha followed behind him: "Let's go!"

Huo Cheng locked the door behind his back and followed them.

At the entrance of the kindergarten, Chi Chi sent Huo Xiaocha in.

Huo Xiaocha turned around and looked at him: "Father, hurry up and get back in the car."

Chi Chi pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and asked in a deep voice, "What's wrong? You're even restricting your father from going out now? You..."

"No!" Huo Xiaocha couldn't explain clearly, stomped his feet, and ran directly into the team.

His classmates surrounded him: "Wow, Xiaocha, your father is so handsome!"

Chi Chi took off his sunglasses and raised his eyebrows at the cubs: "Goodbye, little tea."

The cubs stared at each other: "Wow!"

Huo Xiaocha raised his hand weakly: "Daddy bye."

He sometimes felt that his father and he might have switched identities. It should be that his father came to the kindergarten and he went out to earn money and do housework.

Huo Xiaocha sighed: "Oh, it's hard to be a human being, and it's even harder to be a 'villain'."

classmates:? ? ?

Lin Xiaoyu reminded him: "Xiaocha, villain doesn't mean what you think."

Huo Xiaocha stretched out his small hand, clenched it into a fist, and tilted his head, but he was obviously very small.

Back home, the company that was in contact with Chi Chi last night sent Chi Chi another message.

Chi Chi turned on the computer and replied to the message in the background of the computer.

It was an old home appliance company called "Ocean Electric", which was recently undergoing transformation and was preparing to enter the smart kitchen utensils market. The new advertising slogan was "Anyone can cook in the kitchen".

Chi Chi suddenly knew why they were looking for him.

If you find UP masters like "Xiaobai Shiji" who are skilled in cooking for promotion, it will not be possible to highlight the characteristics of the product.

There are not many UP masters who do his gourmet cross talk style on the platform, and this clumsy little white goose is just right for him.

In order to build a reputation, established companies will pay a lot of money, but the requirements will be higher.

Chi Chi held the mouse with one hand and supported his head with the other, reading the product introduction and manual they sent.

"What do you think? Can this be accepted?"

Huo Cheng held his hand on the mouse and asked him to slide up the product introduction to the front.

"There is no problem with the things, and the company is trustworthy, so it can be accepted..."

"Then let's look at the contract." Chi Chi excitedly prepared to send a message, but when he turned his head and saw Huo Cheng's expression, he felt a little strange, "What's wrong with you?"

"It's okay." Huo Cheng shook his head, supported his forehead, looked at Chi Chi, and nodded at him, "Well, just send it like this."

"Okay." Chi Chi pressed the Enter key and sent the typed message.

Huo Cheng has some shares in Haiyang.But he doesn't care about business, he just attends the shareholders' meeting at the end of each year, and no one in the company's publicity department recognizes him, so he chooses to promote it.

He makes his own money.

Maybe this is the trouble of the rich and powerful. There is nothing to make money, and they can only make money from their own pockets.

But Huo Cheng is not worried about this, as long as the procedures are legal, then there is no problem.

He was mainly worried that Chi Chi would be angry when he found out.Although this is really a coincidence, but...

Would Chi Chi think he did it on purpose?Alas, he couldn't argue.

Chi Chi sent the news of the possible cooperation, and when the established company was looking for promotion, there would naturally be a contract template, and the other side quickly sent the contract.

Chi Chi accepted the contract, and then forwarded the contract to Shi Xisheng, asking him to see if there was any problem.

Chi Chi arranged everything, then closed the interface, turned to look at Huo Cheng: "What's wrong with you? Are you sick?"

"No." Huo Cheng said, leaning his head on Chi Chi's shoulder, like a big wolf, with a serious expression on his shoulder.

Chi Chi straightened his back and put his arms around his shoulders, looking like a foolish king or concubine.

"Ho concubine, cheer up, we are about to make a lot of money!"

It's just that Concubine Huo is a little big, and Mr. Chi Chi and Xiaohun have to use all his strength to wrap his arms around his shoulders.

Chi Chi sneaked his feet up under the table, it's great to be in love.

Not long after, Chi Chi's cell phone on the table rang.

Shi Xisheng: [Mr. Chi, I have read this contract and there is no problem. I have marked the more important parts with red lines. You can pay attention when you read the contract]

[By the way, this is the negotiation contract that you asked Lawyer Lu to draw up last time, because you can’t remember whether you divorced Mr. Huo, so it is a negotiation contract, not a divorce contract]

[You can take a look at both documents, and feel free to contact me if you have any questions]

Huo Cheng pursed his lips and remained calm.

No divorce!Chi Chi didn't divorce him!

I am not divorced now, nor will I be divorced in the future!

Chi Chi received the document, sent a "thank you", and then began to read the contract.

Huo Cheng tried his best to calm down, and hugged Chi Chi again.Chi Chi patted him on the shoulder while reading the document.

"Don't move."

Huo Cheng paused for a moment, then buried his head in Chi Chi's shoulder socket again, like a big wolf, he didn't move, but all the breath he exhaled hit Chi Chi's neck.

Chi Chi was tickled by him and couldn't help laughing. He couldn't see the contract at all and tried to push him away.

"Don't move, it's uncomfortable. I'll read the contract and I'll give you a title... Don't move, I'll make money to support you..."

An extremely standard foolish monarch and concubine.

Huo Cheng hugged him: "I didn't move around, you read the contract, and I read it too."

"Are you Huo Xiaocha?" Chi Chi reached out and touched his neck, "He really is exactly like you."

Insecure personality, clinging to the person he likes the most, until now, even the acting like a baby is a bit similar.

Chi Chi said casually: "Sometimes I really doubt that Huo Xiaocha should really be your own."

Huo Cheng thumped in his heart, lowered his head, and nodded slightly.

is his own.

Chi Chi concentrated on reading the divorce contract, and Huo Cheng tried his best to interrupt it.

"Chi Chi, do you want some biscuits?"

"Do not want to."

"Chi Chi, you have been looking at the computer for more than 30 seconds, take a break."

"30 seconds?" Chi Chi looked up at the ceiling, "Okay then, take a break."

Huo Cheng and Huo Xiaocha are really similar, they look exactly the same when they are childish.

Huo Cheng recalled that he had read novels in the past few years, took some notes, and selected some useful sentences.

But it doesn't seem to be suitable.

Finally, he asked, "Chi Chi, do you want to eat beef stew?"

"Don't make fat beef." Chi Chi smiled at him, "I already have a treasure, right? My treasure?"

Huo Cheng picked up a small biscuit, chewed and ate it himself, resisting the feeling of being on fire.

Chi Chi looked at him with probing eyes: "So what are you worried about?"

Huo Cheng is well-behaved: "I'm not worried."

"You can't be..." Chi Chi frowned and looked at him seriously, "You can't be..."

Huo Cheng shook his head: "I'm not, I haven't, you listen to my explanation..."

Chi Chi blinked at him: "You are not worried that Boss Huo is richer than you, and you are being compared to Boss Huo, right?"

"……Maybe."

"What's there to worry about? Am I the money type?"

Although not related to this topic, but...

Huo Cheng nodded, and replied seriously: "Chi Chi, you seem to be."

Chi Chi jumped up and pinched his face: "Shut up. Why do you say that to me? I love money without distinction, not just his money, I love your money too." Chi Chi gave him A firm gaze: "I'll help you with your outfit, and I'll make sure you beat Mr. Huo."

I crush myself.

"That's up to me to set it up myself."

Chi Chi hugged his shoulders, and leaned against his face: "Don't belittle yourself. I don't think Mr. Huo's cooking skills may be as good as yours, his face may not be as good-looking as yours, and he may not be as old as you."

Huo Cheng lowered his head: "What?"

Chi Chi smiled, turned his head, grabbed his skirt, touched his cheek with the corner of his lips, and whispered in his ear, "I'm getting old."

After saying this, Chi Chi left a sentence of "I'll get some snacks" and was about to slip away.

Huo Cheng held his wrist, pulled him back, and lowered his head to kiss the inside of Chi Chi's wrist.

Chi Chi dragged his cotton mop and went to the kitchen to find some snacks.

Huo Cheng looked back at him, Chi Chi was tiptoeing, opened the highest cabinet, and took out a large bag of wholesale potato chips from it.

Huo Cheng's eyes were full of smiles.

According to the contact information on the official website of Yichi Technology, Chi Chi first contacted the customer service of Yichi Technology, then contacted the legal department, and finally contacted the assistant to the president Liu Liuhai, sent him an email, and asked him about Mr. Huo's appointment time.

When Liu Liuhai received Chi Chi's email, he jumped out of his chair.

"Ah!" He screamed loudly, like a small fish being electrocuted, "Help!"

He slumped down on the chair, held his mobile phone, and made a call tremblingly: "Mr. Huo, I'm Liu Liuhai..."

Under Huo Cheng's command, Xiao Liu replied to Chi Chi's email tremblingly.

[Hello, Mr. Chi, our president is currently on a business trip abroad. He encountered a gun battle a few days ago, and his life is dying now...]

Delete the four words [life is dying] and change it to [is recuperating].

To put the situation lightly, if Mr. Huo "returns from the dead" or "resurrects the soul with a dead body" in the future, it will not be so abrupt.

It is still necessary to leave a way for Mr. Huo to survive.

【...Maybe he won't be able to return to China in time, but he has entrusted his personal lawyer with full authority to discuss this matter with you】

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