Dressed as a cannon fodder, a man matches his father

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"Can't!"

Huo Xiaocha flew forward, and plunged into Chi Chi's arms.

"Ah!" Chi Chi was almost injured internally by him.

Chi Chi fell on the back of the sofa, and Huo Xiaocha sat in his arms, trying to break the hands he and Huo Cheng held together.

"No."

Chi Chi smiled and held Huo Cheng's hand tightly.Huo Xiaocha couldn't break it apart, so she had to turn to Huo Cheng's hand.

He wiped Huo Cheng's hand vigorously, trying to wipe off the marks left by Chi Chi's kiss.

Chi Chi snickered, and pulled Huo Cheng's hand back, preventing him from wiping it.Huo Xiaocha turned his head, waved his small hand, and patted Chi Chi's mouth directly.

"Eh? Brat, do you want to rebel?"

Huo Xiaocha wiped his mouth with a stern face.

Chi Chi: "Abaa, baa...you have wiped your bald mouth..."

Huo Xiaocha withdrew his hand and said seriously: "Father, you can't kiss Uncle Huo."

Chi Chi asked him, "Why?"

"Because... because..." Huo Xiaocha thought for a while, "Because Uncle Huo didn't agree, how could you kiss him without Uncle Huo's consent?"

"Uncle Huo agreed." Chi Chi took Huo Cheng's hand and raised his eyebrows at him, "Huh?"

Huo Cheng nodded: "I agree."

Huo Xiaocha choked: "Then..." He turned around and said, "Then my father didn't agree, how could you...be kissed by him without my father's consent?"

Chi Chi rolled his eyes, leaned over, and said to him, "But I also agree."

Huo Xiaocha:! ! !

"But I didn't agree!"

"I didn't want to kiss you, why did you agree?"

This sentence hit Huo Xiaocha right away, and Huo Xiaocha put his hands on his hips: "Dad, can you not add so many modal particles when you speak? It's very childish."

Chi Chi:? ? ?

Chi Chi pinched Pippi on the back of his neck: "Are you saying that your 'Yeah yeah' isn't childish?"

Huo Xiaocha was serious: "I don't use it all the time, I only use it once in a while."

Well, this little cub is firing on all cylinders now.

"You, you are so childish..."

Chi Chi was confused and pointed at himself.

"Uncle Huo is so...so old!"

Huo Cheng glanced at him, sat down beside Chi Chi, looked at him, and listened to him quietly with serious eyes.

"How can you secretly kiss?"

Chi Chi asked him back, "Why not?"

"Anyway, it's not possible, first-come-first-served." Huo Xiaocha said seriously, "Before Dad kisses Uncle Huo, he should get my permission first, and Dad still needs to take care of the first-come..."

"Who came first?" Chi Chi touched his chin, "I can't remember who came first."

He is using childish tones again, and he does it on purpose!

Huo Xiaocha leaned in front of him, blinked, and hinted at him frantically.

it's me!it's me!

Chi Chi deliberately didn't look at him, touched his chin, and looked at the ceiling: "Who is it? Who came first? It's Xiaoyu, I want to kiss Xiaoyu first..."

Huo Xiaocha jumped up and shook him: "It's me! Dad, it's me!"

"Oh, it's you. Xiaocha, dad kiss—"

Chi Chi poked his mouth and slowly approached him, and Huo Xiaocha obediently moved his face closer.

Before kissing him, Chi Chi leaned back on the back of the sofa.

Huo Xiaocha waited for a long time, but didn't wait for Chi Chi's kiss, so he turned his head in doubt: "Dad?"

"Father suddenly remembered that kissing you requires consent."

"I have agreed."

"But I haven't agreed yet, and Uncle Huo hasn't agreed either."

"Ugh-"

Chi Chi covered his mouth, loosened it for a while, and covered it for a while, making his mouth make strange sounds.

Chi Chi laughed wildly: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Is this still the biological father? !

Huo Xiaocha stopped crying immediately, and looked at him aggrievedly with two tears in his mouth.

Chi Chi picked him up and put him on the sofa: "Well then, you go and write two applications first, and give them to Uncle Huo and me for approval. After we approve, Dad can kiss you."

Huo Xiaocha reluctantly slid off the sofa and walked back to the room.

Chi Chi blew him a kiss: "I'll give you some sweetness first... Ah, no, interest. Chirp—"

Huo Xiaocha cheered up immediately, ran back to the room, took out the dictionary, and wrote the application.

Chi Chi smiled, turned around, and said to Huo Cheng, "He likes you a little bit, but he doesn't want me to get too close to you. He's very domineering."

Huo Xiaocha, the "thousand-mile ear" in the room, turned his head and hummed heavily.

He heard it all!

In the evening, Huo Cheng was chopping cabbage in the kitchen, and Chi Chi was standing beside him looking through his phone.

"I have collected a lot of cooking videos. I start with cabbage fat beef stew. In autumn, I should eat warm things. Tomorrow I will make tomato fat beef stew, the day after tomorrow**claw stew, and the day after tomorrow**fing stew..."

Chi Chi was already drooling.

Huo Cheng turned to look at him: "Is it because I can cook..."

"No, no." Chi Chi shook his head vigorously, and raised his eyebrows at him, "Don't belittle yourself, it's not your fault that you are too good at cooking."

Huo Cheng smiled, turned around, and continued cutting vegetables.

Chi Chi put away his phone and washed his hands.

The next step in the tutorial of cabbage fat beef stew is to slowly stack up a layer of cabbage and a layer of fat beef and put them in a casserole.

"Hiahiahia." Chi Chi stretched out his claws towards the fat cow.

Chef Shen Chichi's own beef stew with cabbage, one layer of fat beef, two layers of fat beef, three layers of fat beef...

Barely a leaf of cabbage, four layers of beef...

No.60 eight layers of beef.

"Completed." Chi Chi rubbed his hands, admiring his work, "Very good."

Huo Cheng asked him, "Where is the cabbage?"

Chi Chi pushed aside the red meat, revealing a little vegetable leaf inside: "Here it is."

Huo Cheng said lightly: "Next time you can directly say that you want to eat meat."

Chi Chi smiled shyly in embarrassment.

At this moment, Huo Xiaocha came to the kitchen with two pieces of paper.

"Dad, this is my kiss application."

Chi Chi washed his hands, wiped them off Huo Cheng's apron, and then took Huo Xiaocha to stand next to the refrigerator so as not to delay Huo Cheng's cooking.

"Dad, take a look." Chi Chi took the application, "Well...Application for a kiss. Applicant: Huo Xiaocha. Apply for a kiss from Dad. Cashing method: Cashing in immediately. Signature..."

Huo Xiaocha handed over the pencil at the right time: "Father, here you are."

"Hmm..." Chi Chi frowned, "But Xiaocha, it's time to get off work, and Dad is already off work. You can exchange kisses when Dad gets to work at eight o'clock tomorrow morning."

Huo Xiaocha froze for a moment, then stomped his feet vigorously: "Father! You can't do this!"

"But it's time not to go to work..." Chi Chi picked him up from the ground, and gave him a "chirp" kiss, "You don't need the application form after you get off work, dad just kiss him directly."

That's more or less.

Huo Xiaocha hugged his neck, kissed both sides of his father's cheeks, then kissed his father's nose and forehead, and then deliberately said loudly: "Dad, Uncle Huo didn't kiss your face, did he?"

A cub who loves to compare.

Chi Chi choked, why did he ask such a question?

"……no."

Huo Cheng was just putting the casserole on the stove, without turning his head, he responded lightly: "I kissed you on the face, on the Ferris wheel."

Huo Xiaocha was stunned.

Chi Chi blushed, and patted Huo Cheng on the back, telling him to stop talking.

Huo Cheng opened the casserole and took a look, then turned around and said, "I was at the playground yesterday, did you forget?"

Huo Xiaocha's expression collapsed, he came back to his senses, and hugged Chi Chi's neck.

Boo!Boo!Boo!

Kiss hard, kiss loudly, kiss lovingly, cover all the places that Uncle Huo has kissed!

Chi Chi couldn't take it anymore: "Oh, it's okay, your face was slicked by your kiss. Huo Xiaocha, aren't you tired?"

For dinner in the evening, there is fat beef stew full of fat beef, cabbage tofu soup full of cabbage, Huo Xiaocha and an exclusive bowl of rock sugar Sydney.

Huo Xiaocha held the bowl in one hand and the spoon in the other, and put the rice into his mouth, chewing the food slowly.

Chi Chi picked up food for him: "What's the matter? Are you sick and have a bad appetite?"

"No, Dad." Huo Xiaocha shook his head and looked at him pitifully, "Dad, my mouth is so sour because I keep kissing you."

Chi Chi suppressed a smile: "Then you can eat slowly, Dad is waiting for you."

"Ah."

Huo Xiaocha played wildly in the kindergarten. When he came home, his hands and feet were often sore. At night, he had to be squeezed by Chi Chi, otherwise he would not be able to sleep.

Today is different, today his mouth is sour.

Huo Xiaocha finished taking the cold medicine, sat next to Chi Chi, and watched TV with Chi Chi.Chi Chi reached out his hand and squeezed his sour mouth.

"is this OK?"

"A little more force."

"Oh."

Chi Chi pinched it hard, and Huo Xiaocha directly turned into a duckling's mouth.

Chi Chi dubbed him: "Quack quack, I'm Huo Xiaoya, my father is Chi Chi, and I like to eat a lot of fish and ducks."

Huo Xiaocha:? ? ?

Huo Cheng was puzzled: "What are so many fish and ducks?"

He seemed to be unable to keep up with Chi Chi's thoughts again.

Huo Xiaocha turned his head and said to him calmly: "It's 'a lot of fish', and 'duck' is a childish particle of my father."

After watching the cartoon for half an hour, Huo Xiaocha went to take a bath, and Chi Chi sent Huo Cheng back.

Chi Chi stood by the door and said goodbye to him: "It will be different from today on."

Huo Cheng nodded: "Yes."

Chi Chi looked at him, suddenly a little discouraged, pursed his mouth, and leaned on the door frame: "I always feel that there is nothing different, it seems that we lived like this before we settled down. You cook, I eat, watch TV, I send you, there is no change at all, it is better to be uncertain."

It's like, skipping the love stage directly and directly entering the old husband and old husband getting along mode.

Even this mode of getting along was established a long time ago.

Chi Chi couldn't figure it out, it was so strange.

Huo Cheng held his head: "It can be a little different."

Chi Chi knew what he meant, pursed the corners of his lips, held back his smile, raised his head, and closed his eyes: "Come on."

At this time, the bathroom door opened quietly, and a small head poked out from inside.

Observing jpg in secret.

Chi Chi stood on tiptoe slightly, with his hands behind his back, twisted into a twist, so nervous that he couldn't help laughing.

Huo Xiaocha is ready to go.

Huo Cheng pressed Chi Chi's shoulder and pushed his tiptoe back.

The behavior ended, and that's about it, Huo Xiaocha retreated behind the bathroom door.

Huo Cheng took a look at Huo Xiaocha, then rubbed Chi Chi's head: "Xiaocha is exactly like you, when you get nervous, you want to laugh."

Chi Chi raised his head: "Don't you?"

Huo Cheng shook his head, and Chi Chi put down the corner of his mouth in a smirk, his cheeks puffed out, and he was ready for a farewell kiss.

It's not because Huo Cheng is afraid of Huo Xiaocha, but mainly because the old man's concept doesn't allow him to do this kind of thing in front of children, it's not suitable for children.

Chi Chi pushed him back: "If you don't want it, go back quickly."

Chi Chi was obviously a little unhappy, Huo Cheng took his hand, lowered his head, and pressed a kiss on the back of his hand.

Chi Chi's ears turned red, he withdrew his hand, and waved to him: "See you tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow."

Huo Cheng went downstairs, and Chi Chi watched him go back before closing the door.

When Chi Chi turned his head, he saw Huo Xiaocha looking at him angrily.

"father!"

"What's the matter?" Chi Chi looked at him and couldn't help laughing out loud, "Do you feel your neck is a little tight? It seems that your neck is pinched by your father?"

Huo Xiaocha didn't understand, shook his head, and nodded again.

Chi Chi stepped forward, carried him over, and said helplessly, "Xiao Zai Zai, your pajamas are worn backwards."

Huo Xiaocha looked down, her face was red.

He was in such a hurry when he came out that he even put on his clothes backwards.

That night, Chi Chi hugged Huo Xiaocha, turned off the light, and whispered to him before going to sleep.

"Xiaocha, don't you like Uncle Huo? But didn't you let him play games for you before?"

"No." Huo Xiaocha shook his head, "I don't dislike Uncle Huo, I just..."

Chi Chi asked him, "Just don't want Dad to kiss him?"

"En." Huo Xiaocha nodded vigorously.

"You can't kiss him, can I only kiss you? Can't you hug me too?"

"En." Huo Xiaocha nodded again.

"Then what can Dad do?"

Huo Xiaocha thought about it seriously: "Uncle Huo can kiss Dad, but Dad can't kiss Uncle Huo. Uncle Huo can hug Dad, but Dad can't hug Uncle Huo."

"I can't take the initiative?"

"No." Huo Xiaocha said seriously, "As long as Dad doesn't take the initiative, I can pretend that Dad loves me the most..."

Chi Chi was a little moved, and kissed his face: "Don't worry, Dad loves you the most."

Huo Xiaocha continued: "I can still pretend that my father was forced by Uncle Huo..."

The emotion disappeared in an instant, and Chi Chi covered his mouth: "It's ok, stop talking, go to sleep."

Besides, it's not right.

Early the next morning, Chi Chi and Huo Cheng sent Huo Xiaocha to school together.

Chi Chi touched Huo Xiaocha's forehead and felt that he was not burning anymore, so he gave the prepared medicine for noon to the teacher, and wrote Huo Xiaocha's name on the bag with a black pen.

"Please take care of the teacher."

"Okay, you're welcome, Mr. Chi."

Chi Chi waved to Huo Xiaocha, and Huo Xiaocha also waved back to him: "Daddy bye."

"Bye-Bye."

Huo Xiaocha, wearing a children's mask and a blue little penguin coat, walked into the line.

He asked for leave yesterday, and when he came back, the children immediately surrounded him and greeted him.

"Xiaocha, are you sick?"

"Well, I have a little cough."

"Then do you have a fever? Have you taken any medicine? Is the medicine bitter?"

Huo Xiaocha shook his head: "It's not bitter at all. I'm very brave. I ate it all at once. My father can testify."

Zhou Chengzi was shocked: "I don't believe it, you are obviously the most afraid of suffering!"

Lin Xiaoyu patted his forehead in a dignified manner, and then tried his own forehead: "It doesn't seem to be hot anymore, it seems that you really take the medicine seriously."

"Let me touch! Let me touch!"

The children lined up to touch Huo Xiaocha's forehead.

Finally, Zhou Chengzi squeezed into the crowd: "Let me take a look."

After a while, Huo Xiaocha frowned: "Chengzi, are you ready?"

"Not yet." Zhou Chengzi shook his head and sighed, "Xiaocha, your forehead is so warm."

Huo Xiaocha shook his head, jumped up, and bumped into his face.

Zhou Chengzi covered his face: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"Idiot, you deserve it." Lin Xiaoyu led Huo Xiaocha away.

A few days later, Xiaobai Shiji released the first collaboration video.

Xiaobai Shiji is one of the earliest UP masters who started making desserts. He has won several awards and has many fans.

But there are always endless recipes in the world, and Xiaobai Shiji is also looking for new creative directions.

This time, the "Kitchen Gods Fighting Hegemony" series, which is not full of food, is of course a new path.

Wen Bai and Chi Chi set a time to release the video together. That day at six o'clock in the afternoon, Chi Chi guarded his phone and tried his best to refresh it.

Finally, the news that the new video of the cooperation has been released, Chi Chi rushed in immediately, commenting and forwarding one-stop.

【I am the first! 】

Not long after, viewers who followed Xiaobai Shiji received an update notification, and all of them also came in.

[I have a bad feeling when I see the cover]

Chi Chi withdrew to look at the cover. The cover showed him, Huo Cheng, and Wen Bai's big head. He and Huo Cheng stood together, and Wen Bai stood on the other side, forming a confrontational composition.

This cover was made by Chi Chi.

Chi Chi clicked on the video again. It was five or six minutes long and could be watched quickly at double speed. There were already hundreds of comments.

[A star in the culinary world has fallen]

【A Star Rises in the Crosstalk World】

【Xiaobai, if you are kidnapped, you just blink】

[Tell the truth, how much money did you give Xiaobai to make him make such a decision against his ancestors]

Chi Chi was lying on the sofa, holding his mobile phone, refreshing the comments over and over again, cutting out from time to time to look at his backstage, kicking his feet happily: "Okay!"

At that time, Huo Chengcheng was sitting beside him, propped his head up to look at him, and said nothing.

In the next second, Chi Chi received a new message from the system.

[Hello, your comment "I am the number one!" under "Chef's Battle for Hegemony" under "Drawing lots to cook the cauliflower" has been judged by the system as a non-nutritive comment and has been deleted by the system. If you have any objections... 】

Chi Chi: "..."

Chi returned later to make a video, carefully leaving a comment.

[Very happy to cooperate (tweaking)]

He thought it was hidden from anyone, but someone witnessed the moment his comment was deleted and helped explain it below.

[Qichi originally left a message saying "I am number one", it should have been deleted by the system]

【Hahahahaha】

It was exactly the same as the video he posted before, and the comments below were all [hahaha], which Chi Chi memorized by heart.

Chi Chi put down his phone and saw Huo Cheng looking at him and smiling.

Chi Chi rubbed his face: "Don't laugh."

Huo Cheng lowered his head: "Yes."

This is also Chi Chi's first collaboration video, and he spent the whole night watching data on his phone.

This cooperation video is very fierce, and within a few hours it rushed to the front row of the real-time leaderboard.

Chi Chi was so happy that he hugged Huo Xiaocha and kissed him fiercely.

Huo Cheng sat on the sofa with his arms folded and reminded him: "It wasn't him who took the video with you, it was me."

"Oh." Chi Chi blew him a kiss, which was intercepted by Huo Xiaocha.

Also on this night, Chi Chi was approached by a promotional company with an asking price of 20 to 30.

Chi Chi couldn't believe his eyes, read the news two or three times, jumped up from the sofa, and danced his own penguin dance for 10 minutes in front of Huo and his son.

Huo's father and son sat upright.

"Don't be afraid, Uncle Huo, Dad has always been like this."

"I know."

The jubilant little penguin Chichi flew over here, over there, and in front of them.

xiu——xiu——

It's so cute, Huo Cheng held back his laugh, lowered his head, and touched the bridge of his nose.

While jumping around, Chi Chi shouted, "30! 30! I can pay it off in one lump sum!"

Wait a minute, pay back?Huo Cheng raised his head, what he said, couldn't it be... Repay Mr. Huo's money, right?

Huo Cheng's smile froze.

He was about to ask Chi Chi when the doorbell rang.

Chi Chi flew over to open the door, and was reprimanded by Uncle Zhang who was standing at the door: "What are you doing? There's a bang, bang, bang, I thought you fell down."

Chi Chi smirked and shook his head: "I didn't fall."

Uncle Zhang was speechless: "Then what are you doing at home? Do you practice martial arts?"

Huo Xiaocha poked his head out: "Grandpa Zhang, Dad is indeed practicing dancing."

The author has something to say: double pool: Immediately transform into a singing and dancing contestant to go to the audition, cover the masterpiece "***ji", create a penguin dance (not)

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