Dressed as a cannon fodder, a man matches his father

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Little tea, little tea, I love to eat.Three meals a day, plus an egg.

When having dinner that night, Chi Chi decided to add a poached egg to him on the spur of the moment.

Meet his catchphrase.

Huo Cheng made the dinner. He made baked rice with shrimp and cheese at night. Because he wanted fried poached eggs, he started the fire again.

Chi Chi and Huo Xiaocha, wearing thick insulated oven mitts, were holding their own meals, waiting eagerly for his poached eggs.

Huo Cheng was wearing an apron and standing in front of the stove. The pan was big enough for him to fry three poached eggs at once, with ease.

Huo Xiaocha said to Chi Chi, "Father, look how powerful Uncle Huo is."

Chi Chi made a face at him: "Isn't your father good at me?"

Huo Xiaocha dragged out a long voice: "No—————"

Huo Cheng looked back at them, then turned off the fire, and scooped up a poached egg with a spatula——

Put it in Chi Chi's bowl.

Chi Chi smirked at Xiao Zai Zai: "hiahia, black pepper is added to this, Xiao Zai Zai can't eat it."

Huo Cheng scooped up another poached egg with just a little salt and put it in Huo Xiaocha's bowl.

A poached egg at the end, in his own bowl.

The three walked out of the kitchen holding bowls.

Chi Chi asked, "Huo Xiaocha, can you handle it?"

Huo Xiaocha held the bowl in both hands: "It can be moved."

When I came to the living room, when I went to the supermarket this morning, Chi Chi bought Huo Cheng a new cushion for him to sit at the table in the living room for eating.

This cushion has a special meaning, it means that from today on, Huo Cheng has a place in this family.

Three people, from oldest to youngest, sat side by side at the table.

An unknown dialect version of "Tom and Mouse" was playing on the TV. Huo Xiaocha scooped out a spoonful of baked rice, and the cheese covered it pulled out long, long strands.

Huo Xiaocha glanced at Chi Chi, feeling embarrassed to tear it off with his hands - the teacher taught them not to use their hands when eating and to be hygienic.

So Huo Xiaocha held the spoon high.

Still on.

Huo Xiaocha thought for a while, then stood up again.

Chi Chichi had seen his movements, smiled, and touched Huo Cheng's arm.

Both of them lowered their heads, pretending not to see.

When Chi Chi turned around and looked at him quietly, the little cub had already stood on the sofa.

Huo Xiaocha held up the spoon with a anxious expression on his face, alas, why does it keep falling off?

Huo Xiaocha seemed to notice that Chi Chi was laughing at him, and when he glanced at him, Chi Chi turned around quickly, pretending to concentrate on eating.

He wanted to see if this little cub would stand on the table again.

The next second, Huo Xiaocha naturally lay down on his back, and continued to "fight" with Cheese on his back.

Chi Chi still had a mouthful of food in his mouth:? ! ! !

how so?This lawless little cub!

Chi Chi swallowed the food in his mouth, turned his head, opened his mouth, and caught Huo Xiaocha's long string of cheese on the way.

Huo Xiaocha:! ! !

Chi Chi pursed the corners of his lips unsatisfactorily: "Xiao Zai Zai, I will give you a piece of life advice, don't put delicious food in your father's mouth, have you ever been to the zoo to feed a little penguin? Your father is from inside escaped."

Huo Xiaocha let out a "woo" and leaned on his shoulder.

Enduring the pain in his heart, Chi Chi scooped up a spoonful of shrimp and fed it to him—of course he scooped it from Huo Xiaocha's bowl.

Chi Chi bared his teeth at him: "If you keep pulling, bite it off with your teeth."

Huo Xiaocha imitated him and bared his teeth at him.It might not be easy for Chi Chi to see his two rows of small deciduous teeth.

Chi Chi smiled at him: "Why don't you give the top layer to Dad?"

Huo Xiaocha shook his head and loudly expressed dissatisfaction: "Father!"

"Oh, okay, dad will find a way for you." Chi Chi thought for a while, "Why don't I find you a plastic glove that you can tear off with your hands?"

Chi Chi rummaged through the living room table, and sure enough, he found an unopened pair of gloves, left over from the fried chicken he ate last time.

Putting on the gloves for Xiao Zai Zai, Xiao Zai Zai can finally concentrate on eating.

Baked rice with cheese, he felt as if he had eaten it with his hands.

After dinner, the "family of three" watched TV for a while, Huo Cheng got up to leave, Chi Chi sent him downstairs, and waved goodbye to him.

When he came back, Chi Chi pulled Huo Xiaocha up from the sofa.

Huo Xiaocha was a little stuffed, now that he had had enough rest, Chi Chi pulled him up for some exercise.

"The teacher asked you to practice 'one two one' and shout slogans at home, hurry up and move."

——Chi Chi said while paralyzed on the sofa.

"Huo Xiaocha, are you ready?"

Huo Xiaocha stood in front of him, standing straight, with her two small hands beside her trouser legs, clenched into fists: "Get ready."

Chi Chi picked up the phone and glanced at it: "Try walking for a minute first."

"Get ready, start, one two one, one two one..." Tired of shouting, Chi Chi took out a toy whistle and began to blow it according to the rhythm.

Huo Xiaocha was wearing small soft-soled shoes suitable for sports, holding his little hands, and walking on the spot.

Chi Chi squeezed the time and said to him in 30 seconds: "Little Zai Zai, shout slogans, 'Big class, big class, don't be afraid of sweating. I love sports and stay healthy.'"

This is the original slogan sent to parents by their teacher.

It's not particularly hard to remember, but 30 of them in a class have created more than [-] slogans that make people laugh and cry.

"Big class, big class, don't be afraid of sweating." Huo Xiaocha paused, and he couldn't remember again.

Chi Chi reminded him: "I love..."

"I love...I love to eat, and I want fried eggs."

Chi Chi choked: "Didn't you just eat fried eggs? Why do you want to eat fried eggs again?"

He glanced at his phone and found that 1 minute had passed, so he quickly stopped: "Okay, it's time, stop."

Huo Xiaocha stomped his feet twice, shouted "one two", and then stopped.

"Xiao Zai Zai, you walked very well, that's your slogan..." Chi Chi hugged him, "Let's practice the slogan again, the last sentence is 'I love sports, stay healthy'."

Huo Xiaocha followed him and read: "I love sports, I love sports..."

After reading it a few times, Chi Chi felt that it was almost done: "Okay, today's training is here first, you need to train more."

When taking a shower that night, Chi Chi heard Huo Xiaocha practicing reciting slogans in the bathroom.

As I read it, it became "fried eggs" again.

Chi Chi collapsed on the sofa, forget it, peace of mind is the most important thing.

Not long after, Huo Xiaocha came out of the bathroom in pajamas, still reciting slogans.

Chi Chi tried to stop him: "Okay, okay, stop reading, take a rest."

Chi Chi was afraid that the more he read, the more he would be impressed with "fried eggs".He was sorry for Xiaocha's teacher, he didn't train Xiaocha well, but it was a disservice to him.

Ugh.

Chi Chi took his pajamas and went in to take a bath, while Huo Xiaocha was waiting for him outside.

There was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom, and——

Chi Chi's intoxicated singing voice: "We embrace back to back, oh—"

Huo Xiaocha lay on the sofa, propped her head, and was very angry.Mingming's father also sang in the bathroom, so he was not allowed to shout slogans.

When Chi came out late, Huo Xiaocha was lying on the sofa like a little snail, covering his ears with both hands, and was about to fall asleep.

Chi Chi picked him up and carried him back to his room.

Huo Xiaocha lay on his shoulder: "Add fried eggs..."

"Okay, okay, add fried eggs, add fried eggs."

Huo Xiaocha raised his head: "Dad..."

Chi Chi put him on the bed and covered him with a blanket: "Well, what's wrong?"

"Can you stop singing? I'll play songs for you outside in the future."

Chi Chi: "...No way."

The next day was the weekend, and Xiao Zai Zai didn't have to go to kindergarten, so Chi Chi took him to sleep for an extra half an hour.

Waking up in the morning, Chi Chi was still a little dazed, and cooked fifteen dumplings—two were scrapped, Chi Chi stirred too fast, and the skin and filling separated.

Chi Chi scooped up the dumplings, packed them, poured some vinegar, and brought them out to Huo Xiaocha.

Huo Xiaocha sat down obediently and waited for her meal with her children's chopsticks.

Chi Chi set the bowl and yawned: "Let's eat."

"Thank you dad."

Thank you Dad for cooking today without getting hurt or making weird stuff.

"Yeah." Chi Chi picked up a dumpling, blew it, dipped it in some vinegar, and asked him while eating, "By the way, yesterday your teacher sent a notice saying that each of you should be a trash can, right? "

Huo Xiaocha nodded: "Yes."

This year's holiday arrangement is a bit special. The Mid-Autumn Festival coincides with the October holiday, and the kindergarten has a [-]-day holiday. Therefore, they moved the sports meeting that was originally scheduled after the long holiday to the end of the month before the holiday.

The students in the middle class and the small class only need to take care of themselves. The students in the big class are responsible for making a dustbin and putting it on the small playground to protect the environment.

Chi Chi rubbed his eyes: "Ah...then I have to see where there is a steel factory nearby and order a trash can."

Huo Xiaocha:? ? ?

Trash cans required by kindergartens: cardboard boxes, wrap a layer of cardboard or paint a layer of paint, and the children can draw a little pattern by themselves.

The imaginary trash can of Chi Chi who has not woken up: public facilities, stainless steel, sprayed with green and yellow paint, with signs of "recyclable garbage" and "non-recyclable garbage" on it.

Chi Chi picked up his mobile phone and was about to check the nearby steel factory when Huo Xiaocha quickly stopped him.

"Dad! Not the one you think!"

Chi Chi ate something, and with food in his stomach, he became a little more awake.

Oh, it turned out that it wasn't the kind of trash can he thought.

Chi Chi took out his phone and sent a message to Uncle Zhang.

Little Chef Shenchi x2: [Grandpa, have you sold cardboard boxes this month?Do you still have boxes?Small tea school to use]

Like many old people, Uncle Zhang likes to collect waste cardboard boxes and empty water bottles, buying and selling them for money every month.Chi Chi sometimes bought things online and left the boxes for him.

There are still people in their community who are in charge of these things. They demarcate areas and collect boxes within their own jurisdiction without crossing the boundaries of each other.

Automatic recovery system.

Uncle Zhang doesn't often look at his phone, but Chi Chi is a "special reminder" in his phone.Every time Chi Chi sends him a message, there will be a super loud duck quack, and Uncle Zhang can hear it right away.

Uncle Zhang replied quickly.

[Come down and get it. 】

Little Chef's Pond x2: [The kitten is ok]

Chi Chi put away his phone: "Xiaocha, let's go, let's go to Grandpa Zhang's house to pick out boxes."

Huo Xiaocha slid off the sofa, took Chi Chi's hand, and went downstairs with him.

As soon as they went downstairs, the door of 201 just opened.

Uncle Zhang asked them, "Have you had breakfast?"

Chi Chi nodded: "I've eaten."

Uncle Zhang asked again: "What did you eat?"

Huo Xiaocha rushed to answer: "I ate dumplings, and Dad ate noodle broth."

Noodle broth refers to dumpling wrappers, dumpling fillings and soup.

"..." Chi Chi choked, this little cub's words became more and more painful, he was about to get angry.

Uncle Zhang laughed, let them in, and opened the door of the utility room.

"I haven't sold boxes this month, so you can see for yourself which one you want."

Chi Chi and Huo Xiaocha walked in.

Huo Xiaocha squatted down in front of a pile of cardboard boxes, and finally picked out a delivery cardboard box that was half shorter than him: "Grandpa Zhang, can I take this?"

Chi Chi was standing beside him, holding a big big-box: "No, I've decided, I want this."

The washing machine box is taller than Huo Xiaocha, so he can pack him in.

"Xiao Zai Zai, it's so popular to take this to school!"

Chi Chi looked at him and raised his eyebrows at him, who told you to hurt me by eating noodle soup just now?Dad personally picks out a big trash can for you, filled with his love for you.

Father's love is like a mountain... a landslide.

Huo Xiaocha was shocked: "Dad, I don't want that! I want this!"

He held the small box he had picked tightly and did not let go.

Huo Xiaocha sat on the floor covered with newspapers, holding a cardboard box in one hand and a paintbrush in the other, drawing on the cardboard box.Afraid that he would get his clothes dirty, Chi Chi even wrapped him an apron.

Little artist Huo Xiaocha.

They are now at Uncle Zhang's house. The cardboard box in Huo Xiaocha's hand belongs to Uncle Zhang, the newspaper sitting under his buttocks also belongs to Uncle Zhang, and the apron on his body still belongs to Uncle Zhang.

Chi Chi sat beside him, stretched out his hand, and helped him wipe the paint on his face.

"Huh." Chi Chi glanced at his fingers, "Xiao Zai Zai, you are not allowed to go outside the newspaper, do you understand?"

Huo Xiaocha concentrated on painting: "Got it."

He pursues perfection, and he is not satisfied with several paintings, and now he is painting the third one.

"En." Chi Chi stood up, sat down on the sofa, and took a tissue to wipe his hands.

Uncle Zhang sat on the sofa, folded his arms and watched TV. When he saw him coming, he turned his head and glanced at him: "Xiaochi, what's the matter between you and that Huo at the opposite door? Are you talking about friends with him?"

Chi Chi replied: "No, I'm just going to shoot a video together, we're partners."

"That's good. I don't think he is simple."

"What's not easy?"

"It's not easy anywhere." Uncle Zhang said seriously, "You are rather stupid, be careful of being deceived."

Chi Chi is confident: "No, look at my wit."

Uncle Zhang turned his head silently, it was because of your appearance that he was worried.

After a while, Uncle Zhang asked him again: "Your ex-husband hasn't come to see you these days, has he?"

"No."

"That's good."

One morning, Huo Xiaocha dragged out all the courier boxes collected by Uncle Zhang and drew them. Six trash cans stood in front of him.

A whole "dumpster maker".

In the end, Huo Xiaocha chose the work he was most satisfied with, and planned to take it to the kindergarten.

Huo Xiaocha showed his work to Chi Chi and Uncle Zhang.

"This is Grandpa Zhang, and next to Grandpa Zhang is braised pork." Huo Xiaocha turned the box over, "This is me, this is Uncle Huo, and this is Dad. Dad is wearing a chef's hat, because Dad has always wanted to be a chef." god."

Dad can't be a little chef in reality, so he can only help him fulfill his wish in the painting.

Uncle Zhang is a little confused: "Xiaocha, why is Grandpa alone? Why can Uncle Huo be on the same side as you?"

"Because...because..." Huo Xiaocha glanced at Chi Chi and lay on his lap, trying to get away with it.

Chi Chi covered his ears and helped him explain to Uncle Zhang: "Maybe I asked Huo Cheng to play his big daddy for a few days, so he regarded Huo Cheng as his big daddy."

Uncle Zhang cried, he was stimulated, he was too stimulated.

Soon it was noon.

Chi Chi and Huo Xiaocha were outside cleaning up the mess left by the trash can.Re-disassemble and flatten unused boxes, put them back in the utility room, and mop the floor twice.

Uncle Zhang is cooking in the kitchen.

When the meal is ready, the outside is also cleaned up.

Set up the meals, fish-flavored shredded pork, ground three delicacies, and twice-cooked pork.Chi Chi and Huo Xiaocha immersed themselves in eating.

While eating, Uncle Zhang asked them, "Is Huo Cheng's cooking delicious?"

The two paused for a moment, then continued to bury their heads in eating.

I dare not speak.

After lunch, Chi Chi cleaned up the kitchen, picked Huo Xiaocha who was about to fall asleep from the sofa, and took him home to take a nap.

"Grandpa, let's go back."

"Ah."

Uncle Zhang sent them out, watched them go upstairs and through the door, and then turned back.

Chi Chi tidied up the living room and the kitchen. As soon as they left, there was only the sound of the TV in the house, as if they hadn't come in the morning.

Uncle Zhang sat on the sofa alone, folded his hands, watched TV, and fell asleep unconsciously.

In 301, Chi Chi sent Huo Xiaocha back to his room to sleep, followed by him for a while, then got up to check the time, and sent Huo Cheng a message.

Huo Cheng in 202 just finished his work today, handed the signed documents to his assistant, and then picked up his phone to take a look.

Little Chef Shenchi x2: 【Are you free now?Come up to make a video]

Holding the phone, Huo Cheng replied to Chi Chi's message first, then raised his head, and called to the assistant who was about to leave: "Xiao Liu."

The assistant turned around: "Mr. Huo."

Huo Cheng thought for a while, and asked, "How do you become a little 'sand sculpture'?"

This was Chi Chi's request to him. He checked the information all night and watched hundreds of videos with "Sand Sculpture" in the title, but he still didn't seem to get the point.

The canned laughter in the video made his ears callous, but his heart was still calm.

Xiao Liu just graduated from university the year before last, so he is still young, so of course he can't compare with him, a "male college student".However, Huo Cheng felt that his opinion might be a reference.

Xiao Liu looked confused: "Huh? Mr. Huo, you want to become..."

Huo Cheng was serious: "Sand sculpture."

Holding the document, Xiao Liu swallowed: "With all due respect, your current expression, when you say this word, is a bit of a sand sculpture."

Huo Cheng frowned, picked up the pen on the table unconsciously, and stroked the pen with his thumb: "He said the same thing."

"Mr. Chi?"

"Yes."

Xiao Liu gasped.

Mr. Chi is really a god, Mr. Huo is just a little older, maybe he is a bit old-fashioned and boring, Mr. Chi actually asked Mr. Huo to make sand sculptures.

God, what a terrible request, he can hardly imagine the picture.

The most terrible thing is that Mr. Huo is really thinking about it seriously. If he wants to meet Mr. Chi's request, his true love is unmistakable.

Did you get the beautiful love between the boss and Mr. Chi today?Knock it, knock it.

"Mr. Chi's request for you is quite unique, just relax and joke around, that's all."

Huo Cheng still frowned: "Your opinion doesn't seem to have any substantive effect."

Xiao Liu knows how to become a sand sculpture, and he can become a sand sculpture by wearing a makabaka headgear, but Xiao Liu dare not mention it.

Xiao Liu laughed dryly, his mind was spinning quickly, and he immediately found an excuse to escape: "Mr. Huo, these documents are a little urgent, I'll go back first."

"it is good."

"Goodbye, Mr. Huo."

Xiao Liu walked out of the study door and let out a long sigh of relief.

In the study, Huo Cheng turned off the computer, stood up, and went upstairs to ring the doorbell.

Chi Chi had already changed his clothes, put on a peach hairpin, and opened the door to greet him: "Come on, let's see if we can finish the video today."

"it is good."

Chi Chi stood on tiptoe and scratched his hair. He also wanted to put an orange hairpin on him, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.

Not very good.

While posing for the camera, Chi Chi told him: "You don't have to be nervous, just behave as you usually do with me. If you really can't, then follow my advice."

"it is good."

After setting up the camera, Chi Chi sat down at the table and pulled Huo Cheng closer.

"Let's try the beginning first." Chi Chi cleared his throat, "Hello everyone, this is Little Chef, sooner or later, and today I will bring you a dish——"

Chi Chi dragged Huo Cheng over: "Bring a new partner."

His new partner was expressionless.

Chi Chi turned his head and glanced at him, always feeling something weird.

Chi Chi withdrew his hand, supported his head, and sighed.

He thought for a while: "Forget it, maybe you need a process of adaptation, you should help me lay hands and edit the video first, without showing your face."

He had to keep updating the frequency of one or two videos a week, and he couldn't wait for Huo Cheng to keep updating.

The most important thing is that if he doesn't shoot the fruit he bought for the video a few days ago, he will almost finish it!

In the end, it was Chi Chi who sat alone in front of the camera, while Huo Cheng watched outside the camera, always on call.

Chi Chi held the card of Juicy Peach: "Hello everyone, this is Little Chef, sooner or later, today I will bring you a dessert—"

"Golden Crispy Fruit Jelly."

"First, let's make fruit jelly." He turned his head, "Hurry up, Huo Cheng, help me put the fruit on the table."

After the fruits were arranged, Chi Chi continued to shoot, and the middle section was to be cut off.

"Prepare white sugar, prepare fruits, apples, pears, dragon fruit." Chi Chi introduced them one by one, and finally pointed to the air, "Grapes."

"I finished eating the grapes, and I prepared grape juice, but the grape juice hasn't arrived yet, so I asked my newly recruited partner who refused to show up to buy it. He is still a little shy, it may take a while, Little Chef To end the days of being alone, alas."

Not long after, Huo Cheng came back with a large bottle of juice.

"First, cut the fruit into pieces and squeeze the juice. Melt the gelatine in water."

"Pour the prepared juice into the mold and put it in the refrigerator to refrigerate to accelerate the solidification. While waiting for the solidification, we will make the golden crispy skin."

"Because I didn't find a recipe for golden crispy fudge, in order to avoid overturning, I plan to make it in two ways. The first one is the golden crispy banana method, which is simply breaded and deep-fried. The real There is a dessert of crispy bananas, I didn’t just talk about it for cooking; the second one, refer to the golden crispy pork belly, brush the soft candy with crispy water, and send it to the oven to bake.”

Huo Cheng studied hard beside him, he was so creative.

Two hours later, Chi Chi brushed half of the fudge with honey and sent it to the oven, then coated half of the fudge with cornstarch and put it in the oil pan.

When frying, it was inevitable that there would be splashes of oil. Chi Chi let out an "Aww", and lay down flat under the table with a bang, then kicked his legs and slowly moved to Huo Cheng's side.

Just at this time, Huo Xiaocha, who was watching TV outside, heard the voice, opened the door and came in, and asked in a low voice, "Dad, are you okay?"

Huo Xiaocha was shocked when he saw the scene in the room.What I was worried about finally happened, but fortunately there was a big daddy.

Chi Chi hid behind Huo Cheng, handed the spatula to Huo Cheng, let him hold it, and held his arm himself.

Indirect manipulation of the spatula.

"Okay, turn it over, Huo Huo, turn it over."

What the camera lens captured was only a cassette stove and a sizzling pan.

There is also a spatula floating in the air.

Chi Chi is like a fish in water, and he finally found the "best use method" for his partner.

The author has something to say: a major sign of the double pool's cleverness and wit: knowing how to use tools

Mr. Huo: /////I posted it with my wife, more functions are waiting for my wife to discover

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