Dressed as a cannon fodder, a man matches his father

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The male college student in Chi Chi's dream just flew away.

Turned into a man bigger than him.

Chi Chi wiped his tears, ate egg waffles, drank milk tea, and missed the male college student he flew away.

Huo Cheng sat beside him and coaxed him in a low voice: "Chi Chi, don't be angry, it's my fault."

Chi Chi stretched out his hand to him: "Give me back my male college student."

As expected, you are still thinking about that intern who just graduated, Huo Cheng patted his hand: "No."

Only this matter, Huo Cheng can't agree to him.

Chi Chi lowered his head and concentrated on eating.

Huo Cheng said again: "Don't be angry, I will cook all day today."

Chi Chi pursed his lips, and took a bite of the egg waffle viciously: "It's atonement, it's repentance."

"Okay, it's confession."

Chi Chi chewed the egg waffle hard, and after eating more than half of it, he calmed down a little, and looked up at him: "Why did you lie about your age?"

"Because..." This question is a bit difficult to answer, but Huo Cheng made preparations last night, and he said firmly, "Because the conditions were not good when I was young, I went to school late."

Chi Chi was shocked: "Ten years late in one night?"

He ground his back molars and had "I will never trust you again, you liar" written all over his face.

Huo Cheng didn't change his expression: "I used to be really poor."

Of course, he is not poor now, and now he can buy egg waffles and a big cup of milk tea for his wife with all the money.Mr. Huo is thirty years old and has no worries about food and clothing.

Chi Chi looked at him suspiciously, and looked him up and down with scrutiny: "Really?"

"Really, because I was poor, I skipped a grade in school. Later, I went to Europe to study alone, and I also took degrees in several universities intermittently, so my age..." Huo Cheng finally added, "But I was originally a boy. College Students."

Not long ago, a university offered to hire him as an honorary professor, but he refused.

Professors and college students... are pretty much the same.

Chi Chi sipped his milk tea and asked him, "Then if I hire you now, will there be any discount for fresh graduates?"

"..." Huo Cheng choked, his voice lowered, "No."

Chi Chi asked him back: "Then how can you say that you are a male college student?"

"Male college student" Huo Chengkong has a philosophy degree in logic, and his logic is vulnerable in front of his wife.

But fortunately Chi Chi didn't ask him any more, and even broke the egg waffle in half and gave it to him.

"Men, you need to be more confident about your age in the future." Chi Chi raised an eyebrow at him, "A man has 31 flowers, and everyone has to live to be thirty."

Huo Cheng choked: "I'm not unconfident..."

Chi Chi stuffed the egg waffle into his mouth: "Needless to say, I understand everything."

You don't seem to understand anything, what do you understand?

Forget it, as long as you can keep the last layer of camouflage.Huo Cheng chewed the food silently.

After eating, the two of them went to the supermarket, bought some food, and prepared things for the next video by the way.

Huo Cheng pushed the shopping cart, and Chi Chi folded his arms and followed him, throwing snacks into the shopping cart.

Chi Chi asked him: "Do you have any ideas? Next video?"

Huo Cheng recalled what Chi Chi had done before, and then said honestly: "You just decide. Let me tell you now, I don't know what you will make in the end."

Chi Chi glared at him: "If you hurt someone, can you wait until you shoot the video?"

Huo Cheng was serious: "I didn't. Before you made it, I didn't know that nut cake could be like that, ice cream was like that, steamed buns were like..."

"Are you making parallels?"

With a straight face, Chi Chi elbowed him away, then snatched the shopping cart from him, pushed the cart by himself, and walked away without looking back, walking fast.

Huo Cheng smiled, strode after him, and helped him push the car.

"The things you make just look different from what others make, but they still taste delicious, Little Chef? Sooner or later, Little Chef?"

In the end, Chi Chi bought some fruit and was going to make a golden crispy fruit jellybean.

It sounds pretty good, but I don't know how it will turn out.

The two walked out of the supermarket carrying their things and returned to the community.

In the gazebo, as soon as Uncle Zhang saw Huo Cheng approaching, he stood up abruptly and started punching.

He didn't beat Huo Cheng last time, so Uncle Zhang has kept his grudge for several weeks.

"Ho, ha! Ho ho ho ho!"

As soon as Chi Chi approached, he heard Uncle Zhang's voice.

He suddenly thought of a homophonic joke, and knew that Uncle Zhang had called Huo Cheng on purpose, so he turned to look at Huo Cheng, and couldn't help laughing: "Hohohoho..."

Uncle Zhang withdrew his fist and turned to look at him: "What are you laughing at? What's so funny?"

Chi Chi held back his laughter and shook his head vigorously: "No, no."

Uncle Zhang glanced at him: "You bought so many vegetables again, now you don't boil traditional Chinese medicine, and change your career to blasting?"

The smile on Chi Chi's face froze immediately.

He's about to start a fight.

Uncle Zhang quickly said again: "I will stew braised pork tonight, and you can come down to eat with some tea."

Chi Chi rolled his eyes, took Huo Cheng's arm, and raised his smiling face again: "Today at noon and evening, he will cook for Xiaocha and me, why don't you come to our house to eat?"

Chi Chi knew that he didn't like Huo Cheng, so he did it on purpose.

our family?Their home!

In the ears of Uncle Zhang, this sentence means that the two of them have already obtained the certificate.

Uncle Zhang was going to be pissed off by him, and his voice was octave higher: "Xiao Chi, you are not allowed to talk to him..."

Before he could finish speaking, Chi Chi dragged Huo Cheng into the corridor: "Run."

In the gazebo, a group of old friends pressed Uncle Zhang: "What's there to be angry about? Isn't this very good? Isn't it because you can't beat Xiao Huo? As for?"

"Besides, what does it have to do with you, an old man, when two young people talk about friends?"

Uncle Zhang clenched his fists and looked at the back of Chi Chi dragging Huo Cheng away: "I don't hold any grudges, I just think that there is something wrong with that surname Huo, he is so wrong. According to our words at that time, he is like An undercover agent in disguise!"

"No way? We think Xiao Huo is quite well-behaved. In the words of their young people, he is 'quite a gentleman'."

Uncle Zhang frowned: "I am called 'Zhang Wukong with fiery eyes and golden eyes' in the army."

On the other side, Chi Chi took Huo Cheng and ran all the way home.

It's getting late, put your things away, Chi Chi started to work, Huo Cheng put on Chi Chi's apron, and started preparing lunch.

After Chi Chi sorted out the production steps of golden crispy fruit jellybeans, Huo Cheng also prepared lunch and served it to the table.

Chi Chi hugged the computer and sat on the sofa in the living room. When he smelled the fragrance, he poked his head out from behind the computer.

Let me see what delicious food Huo Cheng made, as the price he must pay for lying.

Pasta with tomato bolognese, beef tenderloin with black pepper, and shrimp.

"I learned it when I was studying in Europe." Huo Cheng saw his shining eyes and asked him, "Are you still angry?"

Chi Chi smirked and shook his head: "Don't be angry anymore, don't be angry anymore."

The old man is really good. From now on, Chi Chi will announce loudly to the world that an old man who can cook is much better than a male college student who can only wait for takeaway food!

The thing about lying about your age is over.Huo Cheng tugged on the apron and turned around: "Can you take off the apron for me? I can't see."

"Oh, good." Chi Chi put the computer aside, and then helped him take off the apron, "My apron seems a little too small for you, and my temperament seems a bit out of place...Huh?"

Chi Chi didn't untie it for a long time, and looked down: "How did you tie it? How messed up?"

Huo Cheng shook his palms hanging on both sides in the air, with a calm expression: "I don't know."

He just wanted Chi Chi to give him a longer solution, so...

The next second, Chi Chi, who couldn't wait to eat, patted his arm and gave him an instruction: "Raise your hands."

Chi Chi grabbed the apron directly, and pulled the apron off his body like taking off a pullover.

Simple and rude, three seconds to solve, no need to untie the rope at all.

Chi Chi stuffed the apron to him, and then ran to wash his hands: "Leave it for now, I'll untie it after dinner."

Huo Cheng held the apron, looking pitiful.

Chi Chi, you are a rock!

After washing his hands, Chi Chi ran out of the kitchen, passed by him, and patted his arm: "What's the matter? Take a seat."

Two people eat while sitting on the floor in front of a table.

There was no western tableware at home, so Chi Chi took chopsticks, picked up a large portion of noodles covered in meat sauce, and looked around for a place to eat.

"Ow!"

A big mouthful.

Chi Chi cocked his tail in satisfaction.

Little Chef God is surrounded by Chef Gods, Chinese food, Western food and desserts, all of which have been assembled.

He asked Huo Cheng: "Do your two cousins ​​often not eat at home? Or should we go together? You cook, I eat..."

Chi Chi smiled shyly: "I mean, I pay for it."

Huo Cheng nodded reservedly: "OK."

It was exactly what he wanted.

It's only been a few weeks, and he and Chi Chi have eaten together, can they go far when they sleep together?

Chi Chi patted him on the shoulder: "Good partner, I'll do the dishes later."

After eating, the sauce on Chi Chi's plate was gone, only the noodles were left.He thought for a while, stood up, walked to the kitchen, took a bottle of ketchup, and prepared to add some more for himself.

It's just that the cap of this ketchup bottle seems to be... tight!

Chi Chi held the ketchup bottle and gritted his teeth.

Huo Cheng looked back calmly, and then turned his gaze back quickly.

When cooking just now, he purposely tightened the bottle a little so that Chi Chi would come to him.

No, Chi Chi took the bottle out of breath and walked over to Huo Cheng.

"Huo Cheng...Brother Cheng? Try it, I can't unscrew it."

Good guy, he changed directly from "Huo Cheng" to "Brother Cheng". He has risen fast enough.

Huo Cheng took the bottle and twisted the cap calmly.

It seems to be too tight, and he himself...cough...

No, you can't show weakness in front of Chi Chi.

Motto, Huo Cheng, have you forgotten your motto?Only the strong are worthy of having a wife!

My wife calls you "Brother Cheng", how can you not do it!

Standing aside, Chi Chi saw the veins in his hands bulge, and took half a step back, for fear that he would crush the glass bottle.

Chi Chi looked at it for a while, and then tentatively took half a step forward, and brought over his mobile phone that was on the table: "Don't...don't force yourself, Brother Cheng, don't screw it up, let me search what I should do..."

Before Chi Chi finished speaking, he turned on the phone. Huo Changchang heaved a sigh of relief, and handed him the opened ketchup.

"All right."

Brother Cheng was calm and breezy, and Chi Chi took the bottle carefully: "Thank you... Thank you, Brother Cheng."

He suddenly didn't want to eat ketchup very much. He wondered if this man was some kind of extraordinary person before, the kind who just washed his hands a few days ago.

For a while, he was a "fugitive prisoner" with an aura of [-] meters, and for a while he was a male college student.

This is a mysterious man.

Chi Chi ate and almost buried himself in the noodles.

Huo Cheng pinched the back of his neck and picked him up from the tomato sauce.

"No matter how much you like, you can't drown yourself in ketchup."

After a lunch of "Harmony and Beauty", Chi Chi briefly explained to Huo Cheng the main points of shooting the video, and then took him to get used to the camera, and the two of them tried to shoot the beginning of the next video.

Chi Chi was not very satisfied: "Huo Cheng, did you do financial programs before? I feel your aura, and the next second you will say to me: 'Poor little girl, all the stocks you bought have lost money.' "

Huo Cheng coughed lightly: "It's not that exaggerated."

Although he was on a financial program before.

But the stocks he bought all went up!

Chi Chi watched it a few more times, and then turned off the camera: "You act like you usually talk to me. You were obviously very happy this morning. Try again tomorrow."

Not now, now he is going to pick up Xiao Zai Zai.

Chi Chi suddenly turned around and raised his eyebrows at Huo Cheng: "Do you want to go with me? At the sports meeting at the end of the month, you also have to brush your face in front of Xiaocha's teacher and classmates, so as not to be too obtrusive. If you can let Xiaocha's classmates envy him for having such a big daddy, so I will give you a bonus."

He patted Huo Cheng: "man, work hard."

Playing the role of Huo Xiaocha's eldest father, Chi Chi gave him a salary of [-] yuan a day.

A lot of money, but not so easy to earn.

Several classes in the kindergarten leave school at staggered time, and the big class ends at 04:30 in the afternoon.

Under the supervision of the teacher, the cubs in the big class lined up to the door. The teacher verified the parents one by one and sent the children to the parents.

In the team of parents, Huo Cheng looked extraordinarily tall.

This was his first time picking up a child. He was a little nervous, held the air with his hand, and looked back at Chi Chi subconsciously.

Chi Chi was standing next to his sports car, holding a cream cone in one hand, waved to him, and mouthed "Come on" to him.

Huo Cheng turned around, and after another two or three people lined up, it was him.

Chi Chi greeted the teacher just now, and the teacher actually recognized Huo Cheng.After all, every time Huo Xiaocha starts school, Huo Cheng or Huo Cheng asks his assistant to do the formalities.The situation in Huo Xiaocha's family is quite special, and Huo Cheng also greeted them.

It's just that Huo Cheng came to pick up the children, which is not common.

The kindergarten teacher helped Huo Xiaocha tidy up his collar, and then handed him to Huo Cheng: "Goodbye, Xiaocha."

Huo Xiaocha, who was standing in the line, stared at him.

Huo Cheng touched him and reminded him: "Say goodbye to the teacher."

Huo Xiaocha asked him suspiciously: "Where's my father?"

The students standing in line behind him said in a long voice, "Xiaocha, are you stupid? He is your father."

Huo Xiaocha turned around: "I'm not stupid, he's the big daddy, and I'm asking about my daddy."

He grabbed the strap of his schoolbag, turned his head, and looked at Huo Cheng. He had to know his father's whereabouts before he could go with his eldest father.

As expected of the overlord, he is very vigilant, "Dad" and "Big Daddy" are both dads, and there is only one word difference.

Huo Cheng pointed to Chi Chi's side: "He eats over there."

Chi Chi ate the cone and waved to Huo Xiaocha.

Seeing him over there, Huo Xiaocha felt relieved. He thought that something had happened to his father cooking by himself.

Cute cub eats lunch every day in kindergarten and worries about his old father who is home alone.

Worried that he would not have enough to eat, worried that he would be poisoned to death by himself, and even more worried that he would hurt himself.

Alas, it's really hard to be a cute and sensible little cub.

Huo Xiaocha turned around, said goodbye to the teacher, and then ran to Chi Chi's side.But there were too many people at the entrance of the kindergarten, Huo Cheng was afraid that he would fall, so he reached out and grabbed his schoolbag and brought him back.

It's the same action as picking up a chick.

"Don't run around, I'll take you there."

Huo Cheng carried him and brought him to Chi Chi.

As soon as Huo Xiaocha came over, Chi Chi just finished eating the cream cone, took a bite, and ate the remaining half of the crispy skin in one bite.

Huo Xiaocha pursed her lips: "Father, you stole snacks again."

Chi Chi puffed his cheeks: "No, Uncle Huo bought it." Chi Chi took out a pack of popcorn sticks from behind: "Papa bought this for you,"

Huo Xiaocha blinked: "Dad, what is this?"

"It's delicious. Dad liked to eat it when he was a child, but he can only eat one a day." Chi Chi carried him into the car, fastened his seat belt, "I'll eat it when I go back."

Huo Cheng was driving, Chi Chi and Huo Xiaocha were sitting in the back seat, chatting chatteringly.

Huo Xiaocha earnestly said: "Dad, you can't eat snacks anymore, you will get tooth decay!"

Chi Chi said seriously: "I won't have tooth decay, I will be happy."

"..."

Chi Chi picked up the water bottle he put in the side pocket of his schoolbag, shook it, and listened to the voice inside: "You didn't insert the little red flower into the water bottle today, did you? Have you finished drinking all the water?"

"...No, I've finished drinking."

A few days ago, Chi Chi saw that he was in a bad mood, so he folded a small red flower out of cardboard and asked the teacher to give it to him.

When he returned home that day, Chi Chi was stunned.

Huo Xiaocha put the little red flower in the kettle he used to drink water, and he justified that the little red flower would die of thirst without water.

Chi Chi asked him if he died of thirst, and Huo Xiaocha was still confident. It turned out that the teacher couldn't persuade him, so he could only let him put the little red flower in the kettle, and took a water glass for him to drink.

Kindergarten teachers are really hard.

Now that little red flower was hung by Huo Xiaocha on the potted plant at home, and Chi Chi stopped Huo Xiaocha from watering it a few days ago.

In the car, Huo Xiaocha stretched out his hand, took back his water bottle, and said seriously, "Dad, stop laughing!"

"Okay." Chi Chi immediately pursed his lips with a serious expression, "Father stopped smiling, stopped laughing."

Huo Xiaocha put the kettle back into his schoolbag, then took the schoolbag to the other side, not showing it to his father!

Chi Chi rubbed his head, then asked him, "What class did you have in kindergarten today?"

"I took music class, art class, and activity class."

"What's going on?"

"Activities..." Huo Xiaocha tilted his head and thought for a while, "Pigs at the sports meeting...pigs...chicken farm formation!"

Chi Chi frowned in confusion: "Little pig, piggy, what are you talking about? Did you lose your mind during the rehearsal?"

"I'm not distracted." Huo Xiaocha insisted on his statement, "It's the chicken farm formation."

"What is a chicken farm formation? Are you all going to dress up as chickens and enter the field?"

Huo Cheng in the driver's seat said leisurely: "It should be the entry formation or the entry formation."

Huo Xiaocha nodded quickly: "That's it, the pig farm formation or the chicken farm formation, the teacher said with a loudspeaker."

Chi Chi: "..."

Huo Xiaocha said again: "Father, our formation still needs to shout slogans. When the teacher asks us to go home, we must memorize the slogans. The teacher will check tomorrow."

"Oh." Chi Chi came back to his senses, "Then what is the slogan of your class?"

"It's... Taipan... Taipan..."

It's over, Xiao Zai Zai can't remember the first sentence.

Chi Chi waited for him for 5 minutes, and he kept repeating the word "Dapan".

Chi Chi asked him, "Did the teacher ask you to copy down the slogan?"

Huo Xiaocha held down his schoolbag, resolutely refusing to take it out to have a look: "I remember it!"

He is a child prodigy, how could he not remember such a thing?

"Okay, okay, you want to think about it."

"Hmm... Big class..."

Another 5 minutes.

Chi Chi waved the popcorn sticks rhythmically, and whispered, "Xiaocha, Dapan Dapan, I am Dapan. Say it again, I am Dapan!"

Huo Xiaocha raised his head and shouted in dissatisfaction: "Dad!"

"Xiaoban, Xiaoban, I am Xiaoban. I lied to you, I am the big class."

Huo Xiaocha:! ! !

Xiao Zai Zai couldn't hide the look in his eyes that wanted to hit his father.

Chi Chi stopped teasing him: "Think slowly."

Huo Xiaocha thought for another 5 minutes.

"I remembered, our slogan is—" Huo Xiaocha's words were correct, and his voice was childish.

"Dapan, Taipan, loves to eat. One... three meals a day, plus an egg!"

Chi Chi:? ? ?

"Cub, show me the slogan you wrote down."

Huo Xiaocha confidently refused: "I remember it very clearly, that's it, I've already memorized it, so there's no need to confirm it."

"Didn't you participate in a sports meeting when you were in the middle class and the elementary class?"

"I didn't shout slogans before, it was others who shouted, because..."

Because he didn't feel the happy atmosphere of the sports meeting before, so he didn't want to participate. He stood in the team, opened his mouth and pretended not to make a sound at all.

Chi Chi touched his head: "It's okay, it's okay, just go back to train at night."

Other people's cubs seem to be very smart. They became hackers at the age of three and went to Harvard at the age of five.

Forget it, Chi Chi sighed.

The fathers of other people's families are all rich and wealthy, and Huo Xiaocha didn't ask him anything, so he shouldn't ask Huo Xiaocha to do anything.

Let's all grow up happily together.

Huo Cheng in the front row put his hands on the steering wheel, turned his head slightly, and glanced back.With a smile in his eyes, he quickly looked away and concentrated on driving.

But it didn't take long for Chi Chi to regain his mental balance.

Because the group of parents in the kindergarten class had been silent for half a month, it suddenly became lively.

[Teacher, can you post the entrance slogan for the sports meeting in the group?There are two children in my family. Chengzi said "Dapan Dapan, the power is boundless. Boom, boom, let you become a fairy", what was copied in the notebook was "Those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose me will perish", and Xiaoyu said "Dapan Dapan , not afraid of sweating", the second half of the sentence is also forgotten]

[What Pea said is "mutton skewers, beef skewers" (smile manually)]

Chi Chi burst into laughter, hahaha, it turns out that all the cubs are stupid, not only my family is like this, my family's is quite logical, and it also rhymes.

Chi Chi pinched Xiao Zaizai's face: "Little Zaizai, Dad will fry two eggs for you when you go back."

Huo Xiaocha was confident: "Dad, I remember right?"

"Yes." Chi Chi tried his best to hold back his laughter.

The author has something to say: Xiaocha has more talent for comedy than Daddy, happy comedy family, Mr. Huo is behind, hurry up and catch up!

感谢在2021-12-1610:17:22~2021-12-1717:52:52期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Chenxi 2; 214858831;

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmines: Today you are super cute, Beijie pigeon, Wenbai, 21485883, small dimple., Chenxi 1;

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