Did Yinshi overturn today?

can't you

When Sakata Gintoki visited the same clothing store three times, the confusion on the sales lady's face overflowed.

Sakata Gintoki tried to sort out what happened from the opponent's point of view.

First, Little Curly and Wujo Wu went shopping, and Wujo Wu revealed that Little Curly was his child, and then the child had a mother.Then the next day, Little Curly came over and changed most of the clothes into the adult version of the same style, and said it was for his uncle.

at last!It might not have been an hour after Curly left!The little curly hair is gone, replaced by Gojo Satoru, who also looks very similar to the little curly hair (after all, they are the same person), wearing clothes that were supposed to be bought for an uncle, but obviously not an uncle's, Ayin, I .

By the way, both the "mother and son" wear cat ears on their heads, and the "mother" wears an enlarged version of the clothes originally bought for the "son".The effect of fun uniforms.

The expensive circle is really chaotic, it is really hard for people not to call the police.

...maybe throw the pot on Gojo Satoru?A one-stop aesthetic or something?

Sakata Yinshi looked at the sales lady with a dignified expression, his eyes fell on the paper bag for a long time, and then he glanced up and down Sakata Yinshi, and finally when he saw the proud career line, he seemed to understand something.

"Your body shape with this cup... It's really not easy to buy clothes."

Sakata Gintoki hesitated to speak, but finally didn't hold back: "Huh?"

As we all know, big breasts make you fat, so it will look better if you show some skin, but in the current world, many people start rushing as soon as they see big breasts, so it is difficult for big breasted women to squeeze into suitable and good-looking clothes .

Although the Yujie in front of her seemed to have no thought of being elegant at all, but with her husband by her side, the shopping guide lady was too embarrassed to say anything. She could only say that awakening the spleen is everyone's freedom. She didn't understand, but she was greatly shocked.

Gojo Satoru suddenly said to Sakata Gintoki: "I don't know how long I can last this time, anyway, let's stick to the old rules."

The person who was asked was a little confused: "It's only once, where are the old rules."

But it's a pity to wear men's clothes directly...

The shopping guide lady is still immersed in her own world, unaware of the communication between the other two.

When Gojo Satoru called for the second time, the shopping guide came back to her senses, enthusiastically stepped forward to introduce, and chose a female military uniform that was very similar to the previous little curly-haired period.

Gojo Satoru glanced at the short skirt, smiled and refused: "It doesn't feel right."

"You didn't say that before."

When Sakata Gintoki muttered in a low voice, the shopping guide's ears perked up, and the uncle who was trapped in the shell of the big breasted lady didn't know if he realized what he said.

In short, Sakata Gintoki is very flexible, like yesterday, he has not questioned the aesthetics of men in front of him for the time being.In the end, because Gojo Satoru was too picky, he only bought a kimono that was very similar to Sakata Gintoki's "initial setting".

No, it was tighter than what he wore in menswear.

After all, when Sakata Gintoki was a man, he always had a V-neck that was neither deep nor shallow, but now Gojo Satoru chose "her" not only a round neck, but also restricted slits. The other party thought it was almost winter now, The cold weather was used as an excuse to force Sakata Gintoki to wear thicker leggings under the lady's kimono.

By the way, because Sakata Gintoki's ears are bound and can't be picked off, and because of his good looks, under such abuse, there is actually a different kind of cuteness in contrast.

The young lady hesitated to speak: ... This guest is really good at playing.

……

They had wasted too much time choosing clothes, Sakata Gintoki reckoned that Riso should have disappeared long ago, but thinking that Gojo Satoru was so confident before, there must be someone behind him, so he tentatively asked: "Where is Riso? "

Gojo Wu said without hesitation: "I don't know, I should have run away earlier."

Sakata Gintoki didn't know what to say for a while, so he held back for a long time and let out an "oh".

Seeing his reaction, Gojo Satoru didn't say anything, but tilted his head and looked at him for two seconds.

"what happened?"

"It just feels like your personality will change subtly every time."

In fact, it’s just the opposite of what’s shown now. Sakata Gintoki used to be a little more “presumptuous” after his sex change. For example, he used to pretend to be JK, and even for some plot needs (?), he went to compete with a certain mayonnaise star who is better Feminine and more attractive to men.

Straight man, for the sake of winning, he will do anything.

To be honest, this is indeed something that only straight men can do. For example, now, Sakata Gintoki thinks of this experience again, and just wants to mark it as black history forever. Beat three quarters to death.

And even if the sex is changed, the essence is still that person, so after the change of mentality, he will think about his usual habitual behavior of swearing and handing for a little more.

Moreover, Gintoki Sakata is indeed at a loss for the almost 100% return rate of passers-by, and the whispers of "they are a good match" from time to time.

Can't you keep your voice down when you gossip!

And that uncle over there!Who do you call wife!Don't you have a wife of your own?

Sakata Yinshi panicked inside, and kept his expression on the surface: "It's because of hormones. Although men and women are equal, the physical condition of the body cannot be ignored! So if Ah Yin does anything strange, just pretend you didn't see it." It's done!"

Later on, Sakata Gintoki's speech speed became more and more erratic, which was enough to show his panic at this time.

"You're talking like a scum who's pioneering drunk shit."

Sakata Gintoki was about to refute, but Gojo Satoru suddenly stopped.

Sakata Yinshi was a little puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Gojo Satoru pointed to a nearby dessert shop with a bag in his hand, "It's getting late now, let's go in and have a look?"

……

Sakata Gintoki would never refuse a free dessert, let alone a premium dessert, he agreed immediately, but as he got closer to the store, Sakata Gintoki felt something was wrong.

He was surrounded by young couples. Of course there would be couples in the dessert shop, but this time the concentration of couples was really too high.

Gintoki Sakata sat in the waiting area a little uneasy, looking around cautiously. Gojo Satoru’s various straight balls in his adolescence had left him with lingering fears, so now he was very afraid of any “couples only” or anything related to couples. activity.

There is no suggestive event sign at the door, and Sakata Gintoki is sitting next to Gojo Satoru. Although the distance between the two is not far away, their actions are not very intimate, which is even more prominent in the contrast of the couple around them.

Not knowing what kind of mentality it was, Sakata Gintoki tried to imagine that he and Gojo Satoru were getting along like ordinary couples, and was stung by the scene in the hallucination. Permanently deleted from mind.

Pink Bubbles is not suitable for them, Sakata Gintoki felt nauseous, but considering the true feelings in his heart when holding hands before, Sakata Gintoki could not clearly say that he would definitely choose to refuse when they met.

In other words, Sakata Gintoki was still intimidated, half-push and half-push was fine, but he couldn't take the initiative to attack.It’s okay to be ambiguous about every bit of life hidden in life, but it’s not okay to name it clearly.

As for whether Sakata Gintoki could accept some intimacy, in other words, the opportunity to see how he would feel when something really happened came much sooner than expected.

The smiling waiter spread the menu in front of the two of them, pointed to the most conspicuous banana split with a very reasonable price and was said to contain a lot of secret red beans, and said, "This is for couples only."

"Of course the two of you are a good match at first glance, but because of the event, we need you to show some evidence that can prove the relationship between the couple."

Sakata Gintoki secretly glanced at Gojo Satoru's expression.

He decided that no matter what kind of evidence was requested, he would cooperate.

Whether it is for hormones or desserts, this is a very small and ambiguous beginning. It is not a big improvement, but it is indeed a heroic attempt!Anyway, he thinks so.

"Then there is no other way." Gojo Satoru sighed.

Sakata Gintoki's eyes lit up.

As a result, Wujo Wu changed the subject: "We probably won't be able to taste this taste today."