Did Yinshi overturn today?

What to eat with dumplings?

When Sakata Yinshi returned to yesterday's store alone, the same person was still on duty. The young lady showed a high degree of contempt for him bringing most of his clothes to refund.

Sakata Gintoki felt that he probably felt that Gojo Satoru was pretending to be rich or something.

Although Gojo Satoru's private clothes are very expensive, which fits his temperament, but as the strongest, he is comprehensive, and he usually doesn't care that much, so he came in uniform that day.

A certain person's remaining conscience ached, he thought for a while, and then began to act.

"Sister." He shamelessly said sweetly to someone who was probably a few years younger than him, "My mother wants me to return these."

The salesperson, who didn't even want to pretend at first, smelled the melon, and immediately became refreshed, and the speed of checking the label in his hands slowed down a lot.

"I've grown so fast, my mother thinks it's a waste. And I'm not short of clothes, my mother said..."

As the topic unfolded, a modern version of the Cinderella story gradually took shape in the salesman's mind.And Cinderella can actually be classified into cool articles according to the category, which is very cool for the young lady.

The young lady simply stopped what she was doing, and started chatting with Sakata Gintoki instead.

When Sakata Gintoki is serious about fooling people, he can call him dead. Originally, it is not so easy to get a refund, and no matter how you look at it, there should be no such thing as Sakata Gintoki, but with his hard work, he Successfully, he replaced two of them, which he thought were quite handsome, with adult men's clothes of his own size.

By the way, Gojo Satoru couldn't fit in Sakata Gintoki's size anyway, so the salesman wondered for a while whether there were hidden easter eggs in the small family just described, such as the fourth person of phantom or something.

But later, Sakata Gintoki claimed that it was for his uncle. Although the other party still had doubts, he still fooled it anyway.

It's hard to blame this store, but he actually has the corresponding size almighty, and it's a free whoring, so it's hard not to be tempted.

"Little friend, do you want to give your mother two more?"

Now the salesman has been successfully fooled by Sakata Gintoki into thinking that in his fictional family of three, Gojo Satoru is at the bottom of the food chain, and even Sakata Gintoki who looks like a child can make decisions.

Because every piece of clothing sold is related to the final compensation, the salesperson still does not want to charge back the order if possible.

Even when he bribed Sakata Yin with a thousand yen, he tried to get him to withdraw this decision.

That's why, holding another pile of clothes beside him, Yinshi Sakata was licking his own three-color ice cream in a resting place in the supermarket in a daze.

He is currently wearing the one that Gojo Satoru last selected yesterday, and the package contains the adult versions of the other eight styles selected by the other party.

Sakata Gintoki felt that he had paid too much attention to Gojo Satoru recently, but he was too lazy to think of a way for the time being.

Just now at Sakata Yinshi, after finally deciding not to change one piece for my "mother" and changing all eight pieces for my "uncle", the saleswoman once again showed a strange look.

She tried her best to resist the urge to learn about the dirty world of adults from a child.

What can Sakata Gintoki do? He can only pretend not to see it.

He ate the cone, looked down from the fourth floor of the shopping mall, thinking about where he was going next, but saw a familiar figure at the entrance.

The woman with the stitches on her head just raised her head and looked at him. Over the past ten years, the other party has not changed at all. I don't know how long the shelf life of this layer of human skin is. The other party obviously came with a purpose. , smiled at Sakata Yinshi, and then made a gesture to come towards him.

Because of the difference in worldview, plus the absence of the only small earth bag that can cause damage to the existence of supernatural beings in this world, and his current five-short stature, Sakata Gintoki only paused for a moment, then turned his head and walked away. run.

Before he could run far, he felt a wonderful energy flowing along his blood vessels and throughout his body.

It doesn't hurt, it's like warm water rushing over his body, the last time he felt this way, he changed from a cat to a child with cat ears.

Sakata Gintoki is extremely thankful that he has just changed into eight sets of adult male clothes. The few remaining skins are basically bound to simple kimonos. They cannot be more conspicuous in supermarkets, and they are not even as good as those of cosplay. Woolen cloth.

In order to avoid the catastrophe of a living person being changed, Sakata Gintoki broke into a men's restroom casually, rummaged through suitable clothes, and quietly waited for the change.

result……

Just, what are you afraid of?

In just a few seconds, the immature counting rod disappeared directly, changing from silver to silver curly hair, and the person huddled in the toilet cubicle and fell into deep thought.

The woman in the toilet didn't stand up straight. She was slender and perfectly proportioned. The clothes she hadn't changed in time were still imprisoned on her body. The big shorts that were originally worn by children were stretched on the woman's tight and smooth thighs, and the clothes were even worse. Needless to say, the buttons couldn't be fastened at all, and the shirt that used to be close-fitting was now only barely maintained by the one under the chest.

It's not that she doesn't want to move now, but she doesn't dare to move.

He felt like he was moving, and the buttons were about to burst.

It's not that it's impossible, but Sakata Gintoki really doesn't want to see women naked at this time and at this location.Body, not even your own.

I obviously had clothes when I became a child, why don't I have clothes now!

But no matter how much he complained, he couldn't change the reality. He was more inclined to take the initiative, at least to leave this place, than to be blocked at the door of the men's room by the rope.

Perhaps because the clothes on his body were really expensive, Sakata Yin deliberately relaxed his movements to avoid further damage to the clothes on his body.

I hurriedly found a suitable top from a pile of clothes, but after the sex change, the skeleton difference between men and women, so the top was too big for Sakata Gintoki's shoulders.

The too long hem was tied in a knot near her stomach, but she couldn't do anything about the shoulder line and the oversized neckline. The V-neck design allowed her to see the scenery in front of her chest. Fat, in the social sense, it is difficult to judge whether it is progress or regression.

Not to mention the pants, the shorts on the body are better than the others.

After fiddling for a long time, Sakata Gintoki finally opened the door in messy clothes. An old man who was going to the toilet didn't do anything special, but when he realized something was wrong from the corner of his eye, Sakata Gintoki had already left with a big bag and a small bag.Another victim, Tuliu, who just wanted to enter the door, and his brother, who just accidentally urinated out of bounds, looked at each other in blank dismay.

Sakata Gintoki was advancing at a trotting speed, and almost everyone who passed by had their eyes fixed on him (she?) The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he turned his head in an instant and rushed to the railing, intending to look for it again. Let's just fight for the position of Yansuo.

Sakata Gintoki's own ability is not clear until now. Sakata Gintoki only knows that he has strong research ability. It is said that he has a few fingers with two faces on his hand, but Sakata Gintoki is not without the front, who is afraid of whom!

When it comes to serious business, I never counseled Ah Yin!

Although the goal of changing clothes at the beginning was to be a little low-key, but the final effect was really not very good.

The woman with short silver hair has an excellent figure, with a slender waist, long legs, buttocks and long legs, and plump breasts. The inappropriate top has a huge neckline. It is only because her breasts are big enough that she will not be caught by the police uncle on the spot. The pants only cover her Half of her thighs were covered, and there were cat ears on the top of her head for unknown reasons. The whole person looked like a seductive woman who ran out of some sensual occasion.

In fact, as Sakata Gintoki, who was born in Kabukicho, this cannot be said to be completely wrong.

It's a pity that not everyone knows that under the coquettish attire is the soul of a good-for-nothing uncle. Many passers-by stare straight at him, and some older people point and point at Sakata Gintoki.

"Why are young people like this?"

"How dare you come out dressed like this."

"That's it."

"Where's the moral! Where's the bottom line! Where's the contact!"

Everyone looked at the one who spoke last, and then the scene fell into a weird silence.

After all, the other party is really astringent.

A group of people pointed at Yinshi Sakata's slightly revealing clothes, and Yinshi Sakata was about to yell back something like "show off your good figure" or "it's none of your business" when he saw a familiar figure come face to face.

Sakata Gintoki's movements suddenly stopped, and the shopping bag in his hand swayed forward in an obvious arc under the action of inertia. Because the head circumference did not match, the little hat he was not wearing fell out and fell on the smooth floor. Sliding up for one meter, he stopped when he touched the man's leather shoes.

Sakata Gintoki felt that his heartbeat was about to stop.

Gojo Gojo had a polite smile on his face, and he also had the same expression when the other party dispelled the curse spirit and quarreled with Rotten Orange.

It's over.

Gojo Satoru looked at the person in front of him carefully. Although he had imagined many other states when he turned into a cat, he still didn't know what to say when the female version of Sakata Gintoki actually appeared in front of him. That's good.

After the sex change, the difference in body size between himself and Sakata Gintoki has become even bigger, and this time it is different from when the other party became a child, because... because it is just different, don't force him to say it out loud.

Sakata Gintoki's previously strong muscles have shrunk a lot, but they still exist. He shows his beautiful lines when he exerts force. The opponent is very thin. The bones in these places are very obvious, but not Weak, all the curves are wrapped in muscles, smooth and warm.

Gojo Satoru didn't need Sakata Gintoki to explain further, he just glanced at the situation in the bag, thought a lot, smiled without a trace, and then took the bag from the other party.The other free hand took Sakata Gintoki's hand.

"Wait...what are you doing?!" Sakata Gintoki's intuition was not good, his brain was running wildly, trying to find a safe topic, "By the way, I just saw..."

"Is it so?"

"You know..."

Gojo Satoru interrupted again: "The death of Yansuo is just a matter of these two days. I have been waiting for ten years, so this is not too late."

"We have more important things now." Gojo Satoru shook Sakata Gintoki's hand, "For example, go and find you some clothes that are more suitable for wearing in public."