Most guys who can be fooled once can be fooled a second time

This newcomer to the sugar distraction religion is certainly not very bright.

After he contributed a lot of private money and took more than a hundred tickets, he was coaxed to go home happily.

Fu Heihui put down the can, looked at the back of the other party leaving, hesitant.

It's not that I think what Sakata Gintoki did is wrong—although it's definitely wrong—but, "Is it okay to ignore the girl from the head of the house?"

"Well... think about it carefully, so let's forget it." Sakata Gintoki has indeed thought about this question seriously, "We are still half-baked in the end, although we don't want to admit it, but we only heard that kind of vague report, If you don't know the specific situation of the other party, there will definitely be a risk of overturning if you take the task privately."

Fu Heihui lowered his head and nodded.

Sakata Gintoki put away the donation box, squatted beside the two children, almost earnestly said: "And you think, since they are rich, they must have their own channels. Although the one we encountered is unreliable, but The president himself should still be able to find a suitable person to help his daughter, so we don't have to worry about it."

In fact, Fu Heihui himself was hesitating just now, he is not the type who is kind enough to emit holy light, in his own words, he will help others unequally.

Originally, campus bullies were definitely not the type that he would take a second look at. Just now, he could only say that infertility itself made him very uncomfortable, and he even began to hesitate whether the campus bullying that the other party said really existed.

Sakata Gintoki said again: "Besides, this infertility didn't invite us to get rid of the spirit. Seeing his unreliable appearance, even if we make excuses to follow the past, we probably don't take it seriously. He is not as serious as a job without money. What are you doing? If you want to go, you have to wait until the high reward is offered!"

Fu Heihui: "..." As expected of you.

At this moment, he silently made up his mind to listen to half of what the man said in the future.

Hearing what Sakata Gintoki said, Fu Heihui was persuaded, but this time he didn't pick up the deflated can again, but touched his own shadow, wondering what he was thinking.

On the other side, Sterile was walking on the way home with a bag of small notes.

Halfway through the walk, he sort of came to his senses.

Just like all krypton gold people, at the moment of entering the payment password, the IQ of a person is basically equivalent to zero, and once that strength is passed, when walking, insomnia, and going online When going to the toilet, these regretful memories will occupy the human brain overwhelmingly, achieving the effect of regretting beyond measure.

But this time, the regret of infertility is especially strong, because he is a complete empty promise, and he also forgot to ask for the contact information of Sakata Gintoki, that is to say, even tomorrow the other party will change the street to set up a stall, Infertility may not find each other.

He stopped and walked on the street, and occasionally punched himself. Under the gaze of passers-by who looked crazy, he returned home infertile, just in time to meet Masashi Asagi with a tired face.

Masashi Asagi is not young this year, and he looks like a very standard successful person, wearing a suit and combing his hair back. When the two met, there was a young guy behind him.

Infertility took the initiative to walk forward, pretending to ask with concern: "Brother, how is your niece doing?"

Asakusa Masashi sighed, "It's still the same, even a little more serious."

He and his daughter are not that close. He is busy with work and often does not take care of his family. When he found out, his daughter's rebellious period had already come.

The school bullying of Minori Asakiri, Masashi Asakiri's daughter, does exist.

Because of his own status, his daughter behaved arrogantly at school and the teacher didn't dare to discipline him too much. He idled around all day and had some supporters. Masashi Asagi thought about having a good talk with his daughter, but every time it ended in a quarrel.

Asatori Masashi felt that he owed his daughter, and Asatori Minori really felt that his father owed herself, and this layer of cause and effect was entangled in it, which is why in the end, she found that her daughter was listless and nagging, and she couldn't find it in the hospital. When something went wrong, he would think of asking the ability user for help.

Because he really felt that what his daughter had done, even if she was cursed, it would not be strange.

But fortunately, he is rich enough, and in the current era, having money can solve most of the problems.

Thinking of this, Masashi Asagi squeezed out a slightly tired smile, "But it doesn't matter, I have already contacted the people in the Buddhist monastery, and I believe Minori will return to her original state soon."

As he said that, he took a step back, revealing the young man behind him, and introduced him: "This is the conjurer I specially invited from the Chanyuan family, Mr. Zenyuan Naoya."

The young man mentioned by Masashi Asagi looks about seventeen or eighteen years old, with a pair of fox-like slender eyes, earrings, and dyed blond hair, but the underlying black is faintly revealed, and he looks still Weird fashion.

The clothes are more traditional, the kind of clothes that are often seen in the Kyudo Department, and I can't remember what that thing is called for a while.

Infertility looked at Zenyuan Naoya suspiciously, because he felt that, compared to the magician, the opposite was more like the kind of bad boy who was often seen in the alleys.

Zenyuan Naoya met the other party's undisguised eyes and sneered.When Masashi Asagi heard the voice coming from behind, he gave the infertility a hard look, and then sincerely apologized to the young man.

Although he had a lot of doubts when we first met, but according to the introducer, Zenyuan Naoya is likely to be the next head of the Zenyuan family, so he must take it seriously.

Talking about infertility is good or not, and saying it is bad is not bad at all. Talking about counseling is even more thorough. Seeing this, I immediately put away those previous contemptuous views.

"Please sit in the living room now. I'll go and talk to the kitchen and ask them to prepare tea and snacks."

Being treated with respectful words by a man who is old enough to be his father, Zenyuan Naoya did not show the slightest discomfort, as if he had been used to it for a long time, but squinted his eyes, wandering around between his employer and infertility, Then with a smile of unknown meaning on the corner of his mouth, he went to the living room first.

Seeing that the other party did not pursue the matter, Masashi Asagi heaved a sigh of relief, informed the other party's identity of infertility, and said on the third day: "So you must pay attention to your words and performance in a while, and if you have nothing to do, go back to the room and rest first." Bar."

Infertility nodded embarrassingly, Masashi Asagi gave a few more instructions worriedly, and then really went to the kitchen to get some snacks.

Walking up the steps with his head down, he suddenly remembered the two dragon balls just now and the pocket money he voluntarily donated.Infertility stopped, thought for a while, and then retreated, planning to inquire with Zenyuan Naoya before his elder brother came back.

Since things like conjurers are real, maybe Dragon Ball is also real?

If the wish can really come true, let alone one hundred thousand, even one million, ten million is worth it!

Even if Dragon Ball is fake, his money will be wasted...

Home remedies that can treat infertility should also exist, right?

Thinking of this, the not-so-intelligent infertility blurted out: "May I ask if the magician can solve the problem of fertility?"

"Huh—?" When asked, Zenyuan Naoya was lazily leaning on the sofa, he couldn't believe his ears, and even suspected that he had been humiliated.

The long-haired man explained hesitantly: "No, what I mean is... just, do you have any means to treat infertility?"

This explanation is the same as not saying it, Zenyuan Naoya will be laughed out of anger.

The atmosphere at the scene was unusually tense for a while.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

Fortunately, Masashi Asagi came back at this time, as if he had found a backer, he hid behind his elder brother, and then secretly told him everything that happened.

After hearing this, Asagi Masashi felt like kicking him.

However, as a big boss who can expand the company to such a large scale, Masashi Asagi has always been very good at speaking. After he sincerely comforted Naoya Zenyuan, he began to teach infertility again.

"Go to the hospital if you have any problems! Mr. Chanyuan is here to remove curses, not those who paste small cards on telephone poles to cheat money. You are disrespecting Mr. Chanyuan."

When thinking of Sakata Yin, who was no more reliable than the small card on the telephone pole, and thinking of his pocket money that had passed away, his face turned red and he hesitated for a long time, because it was really sad to have no pocket money, so he still Weakly told Asagi Masashi about Dragon Ball.

——The main reason is to get some pocket money to spend.

In fact, he also felt that he was probably slaughtered at this time, but seeing Masashi Asagi's speechless and disappointed expression, he decided to struggle again.

So he described the hype in Dragon Ball, all kinds of special effects, in short, it was a mess.

After that, Masashi Asagi became even more speechless, and there was a hint of it mixed in, as if he didn't expect his younger brother to be 40 years old and still not out of the despair of the second stage of middle school.

Zenyuan Naoya was on the side, looking at the two of them as if watching a joke with a superior attitude.

There is no such thing as Dragon Ball in the world, but the magic tools are indeed various.

Items that can carry spells, or have their own spell power, are spell tools.And it's something you can do yourself.

For example, a conjurer holds an ordinary dragon bead and fills it with mana power day and night. As long as the bead is not damaged in the process, the bead will gradually transform into a mantra after a period of time.

—and then turned into lethal beads.

Most of the incantations are either lethal weapons or sealing props. I have never heard of Zenyuan Naoya who can really make wishes.

The arrogance of being the younger son of a big family and his rich knowledge reserve made him rule out this possibility without even thinking about it.

Then the rest is much simpler.

If the bead was indeed as miraculous as the other party said, it was probably made by a conjurer to play with, as I just assumed.

Of course, because Chanyuan Naoya doesn't believe that this thing can fulfill wishes, so the other party must still be using it to cheat money.

At the same time, Zenyuan Naoya also saw the guilty conscience of infertility, so the possibility that the other party is lying cannot be ruled out.In this case, the other party is just an ordinary liar, not worth mentioning.

And if it is someone who can make magic tools, it would be strange to end up in such a situation.

As mentioned before, [-]% of the final strength of a conjurer is determined by the talent at birth, and even if it is at the level of the imperial family like the Zen Academy, many children with insufficient talents will be born in each generation.

Such as his brothers and sisters, such as a pair of twin sisters.

In short, the spell determines their upper limit, and if they want to improve later, they need to smash their equipment—that is, it depends on the quality of the spell.Therefore, the Chanyuan family has collected and stocked a large number of incantation tools of different grades, and also keeps in touch with many conjurers who can make incantation tools.

And a producer who has been reduced to setting up a stall to swindle money, either has offended someone who is terrible before, so no one dares to hire him under pressure, or this is a wild local producer who has not yet found a way out.

To sum up, the possibility of clues here is half and half.In addition, even if the bead is indeed a magic tool, it cannot be confirmed that the person who set up the stall is the maker, so the probability that the other party is a real capable maker is even lower, and it is not worth the effort of Zenyuan Naoya.

If it was normal, he would probably ignore it as if he hadn't heard it.

But recently, he happened to find the sister of the twins especially disliked.

Even though he couldn't even see the spirit of the curse, he still didn't clamp his tail tightly, and lived cautiously. Although it was bound by heaven and curse, it was very different from what he remembered. Naoya felt that he was flattering the other party if he said it was a fake Zenyuan.

It's too much of an eyesore.

Now there is a chance, and there is a legitimate reason, so it would be nice to give that stinky girl some miscellaneous work, and watch the show by yourself.

Thinking of this, Zenin Naoya stood up.

After all, he is the son of a wealthy family. The upbringing he has received since he was a child made his every move contain an extraordinary aura when he wanted it. He joined the conversation between the two with a strong sense of rhythm. .

"If you are worried about being cheated, our Buddhist family can help you to confirm the authenticity of the other party."

Asagi Masashi's pupils quake, thinking that Dragon Ball has come out, is there any need to doubt it?Later, because of the lack of understanding of the mysterious side, he dared not bite to death.

What if Mr. Toriyama [beep——] is also on the mysterious side, and Dragon Ball is created by him based on the facts?

The more Masashi Asagi thought about it, the more biased he became, and a generation of presidents went astray.

Zenyuan Naoya was still waiting for his reply, Asaki Masashi reconfirmed with a trembling voice: "Is it really all right?"

Zenyuan Zhizai smiled cunningly: "This is a special service. After all, this is the first time I have done a task by myself. The result must be perfect."

In just a few minutes, Masashi Asagi calmed down a lot, and found a key question: "But my daughter..."

"You don't have to worry about this." Chanyuan Naoya assured him, "I will be in charge of your daughter's affairs. As for this matter, I will send another person to handle it."

But no one would dislike having too many connections. Although he actually looked down on the other party in his heart, Naoya Chanyuan tried his best to take care of Masashi Asagi's face on the surface.

As he said, this is his first time on a mission alone, and every detail must be perfect enough.

……

Because Zenyuan Naoya’s statement was rather vague, the more I heard about infertility, the more I believed that I was really cheated, and I lost sleep at night, and I was so angry that I didn’t sleep all night.

The next day he went to the dining table with dark circles under his eyes. After all, it was his younger brother Masashi Asagi who saw him like this. Although he still looked like he hated iron, he was still soft-hearted and gave him some pocket money.

"Don't be deceived again in the future, you save your position, and the people from the Zen Academy will confirm it tomorrow."

Infertility did not dare to say that the other party was a mobile booth, and was silent for a long time before finally writing down the place where the two first met.

Masashi Asagi picked it up and saw that it was under the roof. He immediately realized the state of the other party, and for a while he had a headache and stopped talking.

The infertility breakfast was quite uncomfortable. After Masashi Asagi went to work, he was so angry that he went to Sakata Gintoki and the others for the second time.

Fortunately, this group of people was still setting up stalls in exactly the same location as yesterday. Although they were a little surprised when they saw themselves, they didn't run away.

Infertility walked up angrily, slapped the table and shouted: "You are actually lying!"

Sakata Gintoki calmly asked, "What do you mean?"

"It was just yesterday, the Dragon Ball incident! You are actually lying!"

Sakata Gintoki smiled: "It is not completely wrong to say that I am lying..."

I just wanted to have another episode of infertility, but was interrupted by the other party, "Everyone says I'm fake, but I'm actually real. Isn't this a kind of deception?"

Infertility was stunned on the spot: "What..."

He just wanted to ask, but the natural curly silver hair in front of him made a look of unrevealable secrets, shook his head with an inscrutable expression, and sighed again.

There was a kind of compassion in Sakata Gintoki's eyes, as if he was really sad about the experience of infertility, and was trying to find a way to help him out of the sea of ​​suffering.

After thinking for a while, Sakata Gintoki suggested: "Well, because you are the first customer today, there is a discount, and we will give you a special gift. If you use it properly, you may not be able to use Dragon Ball. Your wish can be fulfilled." Achieved."

Substituted by the man's expression, infertility has already forgotten that he is here to ask for an explanation, and instantly fell into the sweet words of the other party: "Really!"

"Really." Sakata Gintoki nodded confidently, and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by the man again.

Sakata Gintoki was sitting upright, pulled into the distance between the two, and said in a low voice: "But it's an extremely important prop, I didn't carry it with me at all times, you can only come to me tomorrow."

Infertility was limped by this set of rhetoric, and because of Sakata Gintoki's operation of retreating, he even felt a strong sense of guilt in his heart.

The leader is so sincere to me, I still doubt him!Not only did I suspect him, I actually wanted to find someone to deal with him!

I deserve death!

Concerned about the precious gift that has not yet been received, he dared not tell the other party what he did yesterday. He could only repent in his heart with tears streaming down his face, and at the same time threw all the new pocket money he got this morning into in the donation box.

Sakata Gintoki had a panoramic view of all this, and after the infertility voluntarily donated the pocket money again, he pretended to ask casually: "By the way, did you do the promotion that was agreed yesterday?"

Infertility was patronizing and cursing people yesterday, of course there was no publicity—no, there is still some counter-propaganda, at least now the Chanyuan family knows the address of Sakata Gintoki's stall.

Reverse propaganda is also considered propaganda... right?

Guilty wanted to nod, but Gintoki Sakata noticed it keenly.

"If you lie, you will be abandoned by the sugar god, so think about it before answering." He warned.

The psychological defense of infertility collapsed, and I apologized tearfully: "I'm sorry! Something happened yesterday, so I was delayed. I'm really sorry!"

Sakata Gintoki still had a kind face on his face: "It's okay, no one can predict the future, there will always be unexpected things happening in life, breaking the original plan, but these accidents are not necessarily all bad things. .”

He picked up his own clothes, wiped the other person's snot, and secretly put away the roster to avoid getting dirty things on it.

During the whole process, in order to prevent the other party from being aware of his disgust, Sakata Gintoki continued to talk: "For example, although you missed the opportunity to promote us yesterday, you received early treatment for infertility today. possibility of breeding."

At this moment, Infertility seemed to see the faint light behind the man with natural curly hair, which further highlighted his despicableness, and the confession in his heart became more sincere for a while.

"How can this work? Isn't this all in my favor? On the other hand, the leader...you treat me like a dishonest believer, doesn't it matter?"

"It's ok."

Sakata Gintoki stood up, patted the other person on the shoulder, and emphasized in a very convincing tone: "This is the religion of sugar distraction, which is both ordinary and great. Small matters cannot be tolerated, so there is no need for our sect to spread it.”

Infertility was completely beaten into the teaching by this set of combined punches. He choked up and swore, "Although I forgot yesterday, I will definitely make up for it today!"

"Long live the Sugar Distraction Cult!"

Sakata Gintoki watched the other party leave with a smile, and the guardians on the left and right who were squatting aside had seen enough and planned to continue contacting about spell power.

Among them, Fu Heihui practiced for a while, thought for a while, took out a small booklet, and wrote down the routine just now.

Of course he didn't want to learn this shameless behavior, he planned to remember it to Jin Meiji, it would be bad if Jin Meiji met such a person in the future and was cheated.

On the other hand, the infertile returned home and turned on the computer religiously.

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