Did Yinshi overturn today?

One thought could lead to crime

After this task is over, Fugurohui is determined to drop out of school (?), Gojo Satoru takes the initiative to take over the task of negotiating with the school, leaving only the idle Sakata Gintoki and the qualified rice cook Rito Lengchuan who have no tasks , go home and stand by.

This is also the first time Sakata Gintoki took the time to come out today to see what's going on with the system.

In fact, during the mission, the system kept beeping, but he didn't dare to check it openly in front of Wujo Wu, so he could only bear it until now.

[Congratulations to the garbage man host for further attacking the key person (8 years old) and rewarding 500 points]

[Congratulations to the key person (4 and a half years old) in the initial strategy of the garbage man host. Due to the key person's impression of the host, the title [Everyone's Good Mother] has changed, and the title is automatically exchanged for [Misunderstanding Girl Second Child Mom] × 1]

[Congratulations to the host for being one step closer to the garbage man (ultimate), rewarding the bureau with a three-year training opportunity x 1, which will be automatically exchanged after the host returns]

Afterwards, it seemed that because of the default team formation with Leng Chuan Liren, there were also a lot of point rewards sporadically, and now they can almost make up three eleven consecutive draws.

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

The system said that he was like a mother at one time, and said that he was a trash man with a copper smelting addiction at another time, he didn't understand.

And what is a second-born mother of a girl who has lost her footing?Is there any word in this title that is connected with him? ? ?

But the title has always been worn automatically, no matter how passionately he insults him, he can only be classified as incompetent and furious.

Before, the title of "Everyone's Good Mother" would make people get close to him inexplicably, who knows what will happen now?

It can't really be treated like a girl who has lost her footing.

Thinking of this, Sakata Gintoki's complexion gradually became weird, and then, he suddenly thought of something, and he began to rummage through the package.

The [Luck UP] card (only for lottery draw) is still in the package, which he got when he captured Leng Chuan Liren before.

Unlike the points obtained by drawing cards, this has no entity like points, so the system can be kept temporarily.

By the way, to clarify here, Sakata Gintoki swears that he never intends to attack anyone on purpose, let alone a child, so the three-year prison disaster has nothing to do with him, it was all imagined by the garbage customer service .

Anyway, that, the point of Gintoki Sakata is, why doesn't the probability UP be given when attacking Megumi Fukuro!

If you gave it to Ah Yin, I might really smoke it!

According to Sakata Gintoki's observations, no matter whether he is earning points or using points, the customer service should be able to get a certain commission.

Among them, the customer service has known from the beginning that there will be a commission for getting a card, and the [-]% commission for drawing a card is realized by the customer service after the draw.After all, the customer service staff scolded him openly and secretly before, telling him not to draw the card. Later, seeing that he stopped drawing, he also took the initiative to increase the probability. There should be some sweetness in it.

Although Sakata Gintoki was originally like all people who are not so determined, that is, he doesn't smoke or smoke, but maybe one day he will wipe out all the family money when he sleeps in a daze, and he just missed the door A glorious ten-pack of toilet paper is about to come, but he is unreliable and does not prove that the system can directly secret the BUFF he originally deserved!

The customer service's explanation for this is: [The probability UP cannot be superimposed, and it is limited in time. 】

With that said, the customer service called out the previous card, [There are still 10 minutes left, it will expire soon. 】

Sakata Gintoki: "!!!"

All time-limited UPs are capitalist traps.

And Sakata Gintoki is a pure gambling dog.

There is nothing he dare not bet on when gambling is about his life.

Not to mention drawing cards in this area!

Sakata Gintoki spent less than 30 seconds convincing himself with nonsensical logic, and tapped his hand on the card draw button.

The previous probability up, the customer service did not say that it is the kind of UP that can definitely draw something, or it is like a game, the UP is UP, but zero multiplied by any number is still zero.

Anyway, he'll know right away.

【toilet paper】

【toilet paper】

【Premium Gold Leaf Toilet Paper】

【Paper Draw】

【Advanced Toner Toilet Paper】

【toilet paper】

【Advanced Absorbent Toilet Paper】

【toilet paper】

[A stack of expired lottery coupons (you can also use them as toilet paper)]

【Low grade rough toilet paper (sandy)】

After ten draws, Sakata Gintoki got all kinds of toilet paper, which are rich in variety and variety. If he keeps working hard, he might be able to open a museum to make money.

Sakata Gintoki: "..." Depressed.

With all kinds of familiar scenes and various rewards, Sakata Gintoki became emo.

He originally thought that the probability UP was to allow him to draw more high-grade toilet paper, but in the No. 11 draw that was given away at the end, the summoning circle took longer than usual.

Electricity flashed across the edge of the summoning array, and the light in the center gradually changed from silver to golden. Although this summoning array did not really exist in front of Sakata Gintoki, it was more like a counterfeit product picked up from some game. But at this moment, the man can really feel the wind blowing in his direction from the summoning array.

Sakata Gintoki: Could it be, could it be that I am really going to ship it!

The first machine!If it really comes, where should I put the No. [-] machine?Damn, will the electricity bill of the first machine be too expensive, and the combat uniform is too close-fitting, will it affect Ah Yin if I wear it?

At the summoning scene full of special effects, the dazzling golden light finally dissipated, and the summoning array did not have the huge machine that Sakata Gintoki originally imagined, but only a palm-sized orange bead.

Sakata Yinshi was stunned for two seconds when he saw this, not because he was disappointed, but because he was making sure that it was what he thought in his heart.

After the familiar crackling sound, the things that were drawn just now were thrown into the open space in front of Sakata Gintoki.According to his original personality, he should have focused on the shiny golden toilet paper, thinking about how many Strawberry Buffets he could sell for, but in fact, he was holding the glass bead-like thing that appeared at the last draw.

The color of that bead is a bit like amber, and it feels like it. The inside is clear without air bubbles or any other impurities, and the color is uniform like an industrial product. But as long as anyone who has actually seen it, even without relevant knowledge can appreciate it. What's even more bizarre is that the beads are warm to the touch.

Sakata Gintoki looked at it from a different angle, and there were four five-pointed stars inside. The five-pointed star looked flat, but no matter how you turned it, the view you got was the same from any direction.

This, this, this, this!

This is Dragon Ball!

A senior reader of "Seven Dragons [Beep——], Gintoki Sakata held the four planets that triggered all the stories, shaking like a Parkinson's patient.

The dragon ball has basically become a meme outside the circle. As long as you collect seven, you can summon the dragon and make any wish come true.

As a senior reader, Sakata Gintoki also knows that there have been many generations of dragons, and there are also on other planets. The size of the dragon in my hand must be the dragon of the earth. In the end, you can make three wishes at once, or it may be a version in which the earth will explode if you don't regroup the earth within a year after making a wish.

Because the center of the bead is not a black star, Yinshi tentatively thinks that it is the kind that will not explode.

If Sakata Ginshi used to draw cards just because he owed his hand, like playing pachinko and other habitual behaviors eager to get rich, then now that he knows that there are genuine Dragon Balls in the card pool, he is obviously starting to take the lead.

Not much to say, Yin Shi clicked the card draw button again, making another ten consecutive rounds.

Omitting the drawing card animation, judging directly from the results, there are several kinds of strange toilet paper in front of Yinshi Sakata, a strangely shaped stone weighing several kilograms, and... the probability UP is really awesome, Yinshi Sakata Suddenly, another one was pulled out.

By the way, based on more than ten years of JUMP reading experience of Sakata Gintoki, I bet that that strange stone is probably the legendary pregnancy stone that can be carried around for as long as it is, regardless of whether it is a man or a woman.

And another key problem is that Sakata Gintoki can't remember how long it takes to get pregnant. In other words, he doesn't remember how long the safe period is.

Sakata Gintoki:  …

He carefully stuffed the stone into the cabinet farthest from his bedroom, and then placed the four and six planets he had just drawn out in front of him.

The two dragon balls are shining because of their mutual attraction. The light is soft and full of vitality. If you stare at it for two seconds, you can faintly hear the sound synchronized with the flickering light. , similar to the sound of a heartbeat.

Sakata Gintoki looked extremely high-end, no matter who looked at it, it was impossible to confirm the two dragon balls that could not be seen with certainty. Thinking of the amulet that had bottomed out, a sinful plan gradually took shape in his heart.

……

The next day, Fu Heihui, who was dropping out of school, was walking on the street towards the park where Master House was located.

I don't know what kind of trick Gojo Satoru used, or if he really didn't need to be present in person after dropping out of school. In short, after making this decision yesterday, everything seemed to have nothing to do with Fu Heihui.

According to the previously agreed conclusions, Megumi Fukuro will go on missions with Sakata Gintoki and the others in the future, and when there are no missions assigned, they will also act in groups of three to conduct basic training such as spell control or confrontation.

The current Fu Heihui is like a student who suddenly transferred to another school. Although they were familiar with each other when they were drinking Sakata Gin, but in the trio, when the other two have already signed up for the group, they are not only newly joined, but also young. Outrageous, he must not be able to blend in at the beginning.

Fu Heihui, who was worried, worried for a long time, and he walked nearly twice the distance of the not-too-distant distance. When he was still a corner away from reaching the destination park, he collided with Sakata Gintoki, who was carrying a large bag. .

"It's too timely, just missing a right guardian."

Sakata Gintoki didn't let Fu Heihui think about those messy times, he pulled the fluffy child up like a kite and was about to take off.

Liren Leng Chuan held the pennant, waved it like a battle flag, and ran past them, "If you don't go, there will be no good position, Yinshi, hurry up!"

"I know the stinky brat, and call me the leader!"

The two began to run along the road that Fu Heihui had just walked with noisiness. Fu Heihui was caught in the arms of Sakata Yinshi for the first time and knew that he was fainted.

The three of them arrived under the roof at a fast speed. The booth they were familiar with before was still empty, but one of their colleagues seemed to have taken a fancy to that place, and was slowly moving towards the destination with his things.

Judging from the current situation, no matter how fast Sakata Gintoki and the others speed up, they will still be unable to catch up.

Yinshi wanted to throw someone away again, but the age in his hand was too young, so he had no choice but to change it.

"Smelly brat!" Sakata Gintoki yelled at Leng Chuanliren, the blond boy was delayed because he turned around, and his pace slowed down casually, and he was directly caught up by the man.

After a familiar feeling of weightlessness, Rito Lengchuan was thrown out by the other party just like when he met Gintoki Sakata just now. Because both parties have experience (?), the child turned over with a kite, turned 720 degrees in the air and stabilized landing.

Because his peers were also stunned, he barely managed to occupy the position he wanted.

The cursed half-body that helped complete 90.00% of the nine point nine movements returned to the child's body, hiding merit and fame.

Fu Heihui, who has witnessed everything: "..."

Will I become like this in the future?Am I going to be thrown around and become a great gymnast later on too?

And he swore that Sakata Gintoki definitely took a look at himself before he was about to throw someone!The man's arm muscles under his stomach tensed a lot just now!Definitely wanted to throw him at first!

Seeing Fukuro Megumi's pupils tremble, Sakata Gintoki put the child down, and started talking nonsense while patting the other person on the shoulder.

"Those who work in our business will inevitably be thrown around. Those who do not do well will be thrown out by their employers, and those who do well will be thrown out by the curse spirit. Only those at the top of the pyramid are eligible to Flying around, do you understand! It is very difficult to fly around freely!"

When Sakata Gintoki said this, he thought of the tragic history of being thrown around as a human being among a group of celestial beings (aliens). These words express empathy, and the more he speaks, the more sad he feels.

But Fu Heihui didn't understand the deep meaning hidden in it at all, he just felt that the other party was cheating on him.

It is not difficult to understand the indescribable shock in his heart when he discovered that Gojo Satoru could really fly around freely(?) in the future.

This kind of conversation is obviously outrageous, but later it is discovered that the other party did not lie.At that moment, the doubts about his former self could even make Fukuroi rethink all the conversations between the two of them, and the image of Sakata Gintoki in his heart eventually became an extraterrestrial expert who had nothing to do with him .

But at present, this is still a hidden plot, and Sakata Gintoki is still a street vendor in his heart.

After setting up the equipment that has accompanied him to win half of the country (referring to success in food and clothing), Sakata Gintoki sat on the small bench as usual, waving at Fukurohui.

Fu Heihui approached with a face full of indescribable words.

After getting closer, Fu Heihui discovered that there were two more warm orange beads on the table this time than when they met the day before yesterday. These beads echoed each other, shining shimmeringly, not so much under the sunlight. Obvious, but absolutely impossible to ignore.

He wasn't the only one who discovered the abnormal part, and his colleagues who had just been preempted also came forward.

This is a man with half-long hair, wearing a hat and unable to see his specific face clearly. Judging from his bare skin, he is about 40 to [-] years old. He is squinting his eyes and concentrating on observing the two dragon balls.

"You..." the long-haired man muttered to himself, reaching out to touch her.

Sakata Yinshi stopped the man, cursed and said, "You don't have any professional ethics, don't you know that it's a foul to spy on the secrets of your colleagues!"

Liren Leng Chuan stood aside, as if realizing that the other party's actions would affect his money, he stepped forward and planned to hold Dragon Ball in his arms.

"No, no, strictly speaking, I'm not your colleague. I'm only here to find someone with real ability to set up a stall." The man waved his hands to indicate his position.

Leng Chuanli stopped his movements, looked at Sakata Gintoki, and Sakata Gintoki gave him a [plan to continue] gesture.

This is the gesture in the spy drama they watched yesterday.

Seeing this, the child also recalled the expressions of the actors in yesterday's episode, nodded solemnly, and performed Tibetan Dragon Ball.Ray's pathos.

"I have a business to introduce to you!" Seeing that the child still wanted to hide things, the long-haired colleague was a little excited to get started.

Sakata Gintoki stopped the man in front of him, and the other party didn't care too much about who he was catching, and he started to jabber his bottom while holding Sakata Gintoki's hand.

"Actually, I'm from Qian Tong's family, that big company with a lot of money, you know that?"

Sakata Gintoki actually didn't know, but it would be troublesome to ask for an explanation, so he nodded perfunctorily.

The man continued: "Actually, our patriarch here, my elder brother Masashi Asagi, is also the president of the company. His daughter seems to be acting weird recently, so she has been nagging about finding some psychic powers for her." Children look."

Sakata Gintoki felt that he understood: "So when you look at our props, you think our abilities are genuine, so you want to come to us and ask us to solve the problem of living in your daughter's house, right?"

He snorted complacently, intending to sit down and raise the price, and began to discuss the salary issue, but it turned out that he didn't understand at all.

People who can figure out how to set up a stall on the street to find people with abilities are doomed to lose their sanity.

"Ah, actually, I'm not too worried about the eldest brother's daughter." The long-haired man touched the back of his head with a trace of disdain on his face, "That little girl has a very bad personality, and she takes pleasure in forming cliques to bully others, so I think It's better to let her suffer first."

The man seemed to have a bad opinion of the little girl, and wanted to continue to speak ill of him. Sakata Gintoki had no interest in these parents' gossip, so he waved his hands impatiently, trying to shake the man away.

"Then what's the matter with you? If you just want to find an excuse to chat, find someone else, Ah Yin and I still have to do business here."

Unexpectedly, the man gripped harder, "Is that dragon ball of yours real? How difficult is it to collect it? If you collect it all, can you sell me a wish?"

"Actually, I have thought about what happened to that girl this time, and I have a wish that I want to realize no matter what."

Sakata Yinshi was silent for two seconds, and reminded: "This customer, have you noticed that your words are becoming more and more arrogant?"

"Let me just say it!" This person is indeed rich in terms of not listening to others, "I want to use Dragon Balls to treat my infertility."

Fu Hei Hui Bengbu: Did you reveal something strange to us strangers just now?

Although everyone in the room didn't understand how the topic changed from his niece to infertility, but this didn't prevent Sakata Gintoki from angrily accusing: "You want to do this after you took the Dragon Ball?"

Fu Heihui was about to nod, but the man answered again.

"No matter what, make a wish on strawberry parfaits that you can't finish!"

Fu Heihui paused, and gave Leng Chuan Liren a hopeless look, who was nodding seriously, with a look of great agreement.

Fu Heihui slowly turned his head back, his eyes fell in the distance, without a fixed landing point.

Tired, destroy it, hurry up.

The infertile one is still self-analyzing: "When I was young, I just wanted to live a carefree life alone, and my father was still there, and I was never short of money, so every day was occupied by eating, drinking and having fun. Man, so I never thought about having children."

"Now that my father is dead, although my elder brother still supports me, he strictly limits my expenses and keeps sending me out to work. Fortunately, he doesn't require me to do any serious work, so I casually pose on the street. You can also fool yourself if you are in a daze."

Sakata Gintoki: "Didn't you just say that you were undercover on the street in order to find truly talented people? So it was all a lie before, and the truth is that you want to catch fish? Did you hear your brother crying?" ?”

Infertility turned a deaf ear: "Now the only daughter of my elder brother's family is abolished. If I raise an excellent heir here, won't all the property of my elder brother's family return to me in the future? It is a pity that I have already passed away." Over 40 years old, the quality of tadpoles has also declined..."

"I think you're useless, right, you scum." Sakata Gintoki really lost interest this time, "I understand, after all, it's just an ordinary scum who is getting old and wants to find a tool for himself People's stories, I understand right?"

Fu Heihui also joined the conversation, "Why don't you go to the hospital?"

Although he didn't really want to set up a stall on the street, he didn't want to stand on the sidelines and listen to other people discussing infertility.

The sooner this topic ends the appointment the better.

The man hesitated when he heard this: "Because I want to have an heir who is obedient and filial in his 20s."

I'm really looking for tool people, as long as the good parts are good, I don't want to pay at all, right?

Now Fu Heihui didn't want to bother with him anymore, he sat back silently, took a can of drink from Sakata Gintoki's small package, and squatted in the corner after drinking tons and tons, and began to practice the use of spell power.

Leng Chuanli took a look at him, the young man's desire to win forced him to stuff the dragon ball into the package, and also picked up a bottle of juice, and squatted next to Fu Heihui to practice together after the ton.

The left and right protectors have gone back to practice. There is no other way, but the polished commander Sakata Yinshi, the leader of the Sugar Distraction Sect, can take the responsibility and entertain the guests.

He flicked his wrist again, letting go of infertility this time, Sakata Gintoki patted his buttocks and sat down, looked through the package, and found that Leng Chuan was addicted to drinking and opened another can, drank his portion, and got used to it. Sex lightly slapped the child, and then took out the roster from the package.

This booklet records the amount donated by all members of the Palm Research Society, and some have contact information. Of course, they are all voluntary. You can fill in whatever you want, and you can also be anonymous if you don’t want to.

Sakata Gintoki turned the booklet to a new page, placed it in front of infertility, picked up a pen and began to record.

"Okay, I want Shenlong to make a wish, right? If you want to buy shares, please do it here," Sakata Gintoki took out a donation box modified from a milk carton, "Donate now, and when I collect all the dragon balls in Ayin, maybe I will Give you a wish, and use a lottery to determine the quota."

As he said that, Sakata Yinshi took out another crumpled piece of paper from his pocket: "This exchange voucher is given to you for free, please keep it well."

He has already written a business line book, but he still does not forget to tell: "By the way, and remember that it is a donation. Donation means that you are voluntary. Do you understand? Okay, pay here, remember to help us do more publicity , Remember our name? It's the Sugar Distraction Sect..."

Infertility is not smart. I didn't think about what I heard at all. I nodded and agreed to a series of unequal treaties, and asked, "So when will the lottery draw start?"

"Of course, the lottery will only be drawn if all seven are collected."

"That……"

"One more thing!" Sakata Gintoki slapped his pen heavily on the table, "Everyone knows that Shenlong has a limited number of wishes that can be fulfilled every year, so of course there are limited people who can finally realize their wishes."

He took out a large pile of exchange coupons that he had prepared last night from his backpack, and slowly pushed them to the front of infertility.

Infertility can be seen, those exchange coupons are packed in a simple cardboard box, each one is only the size of a palm, and it says [one-time draw card exchange coupon].

It was exactly the same as the one I had just given him.

"As we all know, when the probability remains the same, the more you draw, the greater the probability of shipping..."

The man's subdued voice is like a devil's whisper around the ear of Sterility.

"1000 yuan a piece, how many do you want?"