Grumpy husband touches his head online [last wear ancient]
Chapter 61 Squeeze
The monkey who woke up was stunned for a moment, and then it found two uninvited guests in its tree hole!
It wants to get up and leave, after all, it can't beat two hairless monkeys with one monkey, so it has to go back to rescue soldiers!
However, at this moment it found itself tied up!
It really makes no sense!
It's just that it has to be cowarded as a prisoner now!
So it sneaked a few glances at Qi Xinyang and Ji Li, seeing that they were not looking at it, curled up stealthily to break the rope.
Just when the rope was about to break, two voices came from above its head.
"Ah, this monkey can bite the rope!"
"It's a smart monkey, and it should be able to do a lot." Qi Xinyang thought deeply.
What is this sound? !
Only then did the monkey realize that Qi Xinyang and Ji Li didn't know what to watch it bite the rope. When did they find it biting the rope?
And I found it biting the rope earlier, why didn't I make a sound earlier, and even watched it bite the rope quietly, what's wrong with them? !
Wait until it is about to bite the rope and see hope before making a sound, obviously it has only seen hope...
"This monkey is a bit disobedient, and it even wants to run away." Qi Xinyang frowned, "Since he likes to bite the rope so much, I'll tie it up thickly and see if he dares to bite again."
As he said that, he conjured up several bundles of ropes and directly tied the monkey into a mummy...
Ji Li complained: "If you tie it like this, you can't even bite it..." You can't even move your neck to bite like this?
"Then I'll stuff it into its mouth and let it bite?" He actually stuffed a hemp rope for the monkey and said, "Bite slowly, I still have a lot here."
"Is this the point?" Ji Li's eyes were filled with the words 'You're not a devil, are you?', "We still have to squeeze it out, make it look like this now, and then it won't be willing to help us Work done."
Bah, he has been taught badly by Qi Xinyang, even thinking of squeezing a monkey, he is guilty...
Qi Xinyang didn't want the monkeys to be willing to help them with things. He has been paying attention to solving everything with violence. He is just a weak monkey, so he is afraid that it will turn the sky upside down?
But since the angel hoped that the monkey would work willingly, he would naturally not contradict the angel.
"Then let's have a good chat with it." Qi Xinyang removed the rope from the monkey's mouth, and was about to have a good chat with it.
It's just that the monkey didn't want to chat with him, and the first time the rope was taken away, he roared loudly. Qi Xinyang sneered, "Sure enough, I still owe it!"
Ji Li asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
"It's called a companion." Qi Xinyang said very calmly.
Before, I didn't dare to think that there was a chance to escape, so I didn't call out. Now that I can't escape, I naturally called my partners to have a slight possibility of being rescued.
Ji Li was startled. The monkey group is coming and he said lightly that the monkey group is coming. Don't know if he should run now? !
"What are you doing here? Run away!"
Although the wine is very fragrant and the monkey's wine-making skills are good, but it's hard to beat four hands with one punch. With so many monkeys, Qi Xinyang may not be able to beat them. It's better for them to leave early.
"Don't worry angels, it's just one or two monkeys, they can't beat me." Qi Xinyang said confidently.
Ji Li hesitated and said, "Are you really sure? Even if it's only nine levels of confidence, we'll go first."
Anyway, neither of the two of them likes to drink. If there is no monkey wine, there will be no. Their lives are more important.
But that wine smells really good and sucks...
"Don't worry, I'm 100% sure that I can beat them with one punch."
Speaking of the passage above, many monkeys fell down, but the space of the tree hole is limited and so many monkeys cannot enter, but Ji Li heard the sound of digging things from the tree trunk next to him, those monkeys must not be digging trees, right?
Could it be that they dug out this tree hole?
His legs were a little weak, "Is it really possible?"
"Of course!" Compared with humans and animals, he is more aware of danger, and his murderous aura from fighting among countless zombies is not something these monkeys can resist.
Qi Xinyang just stood there facing a group of monkeys, but none of the monkeys dared to step forward.
Seeing this, Ji Li couldn't help holding his breath, fearing that he would accidentally break the tranquility.
Many monkeys wanted to retreat, but when they heard the cry of the tied monkey, it started to rush towards Qi Xinyang.
At this time, the monkey really dug a few holes from the outside, but the sun still couldn't shine in, because there were monkeys outside!Overwhelming monkeys!
Did they poke the monkey's nest? !
Ji Li couldn't help closing his eyes, his scalp felt numb just looking at this densely packed monkey, he really didn't dare to look at it!
Closing his eyes, his hearing became more sensitive. He seemed to hear many monkeys calling in his ears...
However, the surroundings became quiet the next moment, did those monkeys leave?
He opened his eyes only to find a bunch of monkeys lying around, "Are they dead?"
"No, I just didn't expect them to be so weak, and I passed out with one punch." How could he let go of so much labor?
Qi Xinyang smiled evilly: "Now it's time to see how our Monkey King chooses."
"It's the Monkey King?" Ji Li was startled, the Monkey King secretly hid himself to drink? !
He seems to have missed the point. Shouldn't the point be that they have captured the monkey king, so they can negotiate terms with the monkey group later?
Qi Xinyang hummed, "Otherwise those monkeys would have left early." His murderous aura was no display!
He knelt down and looked down at the monkey king, "Do you want to lie here with you monkeys? Or do you help me? If you do things for me, I will spare your life as hard as I can."
Ji Li: ...
Is this a threat?
Will this make monkeys willing to help make wine?
But the monkey was really disobedient before, so he directly asked his partner to come and think about a group of monkeys beating the two of them, not talking about martial arts!
Then it's normal for them not to talk about martial arts now!
"It's best to persuade it to encourage the whole family of monkeys to make wine together, and it doesn't have to be made from fruit. I heard that the wine made from peach blossoms is also delicious, so they can develop more businesses." Ji Li said with his eyes glowing.
"Great idea!" Qi Xinyang said with his eyes shining, "I will tell you what can be used to make wine, and then I will rely on you to experiment slowly."
If it all relies on human experience, then what can be done is almost the same as what humans can do. He might as well go to humans directly, why are he still looking for these monkeys?
Isn't it because they are highly talented in wine making, can feel subtle changes in the environment, and thus know what to do?
At this time, Meimeijiao's soft cry came, and Ji Li smiled and said: "Where did you go? I almost couldn't find you."
However, Meimei yelled at him, as if she was reprimanding him.
Seeing this, Ji Li felt a little guilty, he naturally didn't want to look at the big boa constrictor pulling Mei Mei behind him, and then he just left Mei Mei behind all the way.
He wanted to reach out and hug it to comfort it, but when he remembered that it was still holding a boa constrictor, he withdrew his hand instantly, and said awkwardly, "Thank you, Meimei."
Next to it is a picture of a person and a fox enjoying themselves together, Qi Xinyang is not happy, why should that fox act like a baby with an angel, and he has to negotiate with a monkey here? !
"You came at the right time. That monkey should have a common language with you. Go and tell it. If it doesn't help us, I'll just kill it." As he spoke, he threw Meimei in front of the Monkey King.
Ji Li asked curiously: "Can they really understand other people's words? What if Meimei speaks fox language and monkey speaks monkey language, what if they still can't understand?"
"If you don't understand it, forget it. That monkey definitely likes to drink. Even if we snatch the wine, it will brew it secretly. At worst, I will go shopping more in the future." Qi Xinyang said nonchalantly, this wine is just his previous obsession, Anyway, I have got it now, so feel free to do so in the future.
Besides, he has never seen the angels drink alcohol, and he doesn't think the angels drink much. These are enough for them to drink for a long time.
"That's right." He almost forgot that letting the monkeys make wine for them is not the most important thing, but the wine is the most important thing!
"Then why don't we move some of it now?" As for letting the villagers move him, he was a little hesitant. After all, there will always be people who want to get a share of such good wine. Can't rest easy...
"Don't be so troublesome, I can change into a motorcycle, and I can pull all these back at once."
"Then find some flowers..." Looking at the fallen leaves all around, Ji Li immediately changed his mind, "Find some firewood or something to block the outside, so that no one will find this wine."
"Okay, let's also get some fallen leaves and lay it out. It's not good to shake the wine too much." Qi Xinyang began to collect bundles of firewood and fallen leaves.
When Meimei and the Monkey King were chattering about something, Qi Xinyang had already started to go in to fetch wine, and the Monkey King roared loudly when he saw this, but it was of no use...
So Meimei babbled a few words, the Monkey King yelled a few words weakly, and when Qi Xinyang was about to finish moving, Meimei ran over to act like a baby to Ji Li, Ji Li asked after seeing this: "Monkey King agrees?"
Meimei nodded, then looked at the wine that Qi Xinyang had carried onto the wooden cart and called three times, Ji Li guessed: "But you want to keep three barrels?"
Meimei continued to nod.
Ji Li smiled and said, "It's just that it helps us make wine?"
Meimei walked towards the big tree beside her, and after a few laps, Ji Li asked suspiciously: "In the future, it will put it in there for brewing, and we can just take it?"
Meimei nodded again, then looked towards Qi Xinyang and called three times.
"But you have to leave three barrels for it at a time?"
After getting a satisfactory answer, Ji Li waved his hand, "Little rascal, untie the Monkey King! Then just leave three barrels of wine for him."
Unexpectedly, they got a place that serves monkey wine for a long time!
Qi Xinyang naturally wouldn't disagree, he didn't intend to finish it at first, after all, he always finished taking the monkey, in case he saw that he couldn't drink it and stopped brewing, he would lose more than gain.
I took it just now to scare the monkey, but I didn't expect it to be really scared. It's really a monkey addicted to alcohol.
It is very simple to catch the weakness of a monkey who is addicted to alcohol, "In a few days, I will take you to find ingredients that can make wine."
Only drink one kind of wine, no matter how delicious it is, it will make you tired. Let this monkey quickly develop other businesses while it is free now, it is a serious matter!
The Monkey King was not so reluctant after hearing this, and calmed down to wait for Qi Xinyang to come and untie him.
Untying the Monkey King is very simple. These ropes were conjured by Qi Xinyang with supernatural powers. No matter how many times he tied the Monkey King, he can make these ropes disappear with a single thought.
But the monkey king didn't leave after untiing it, it walked up to Qi Xinyang, pointed at the surrounding monkeys and called a few times.
"Don't worry, they just fainted and will wake up soon." Qi Xinyang said solemnly, "Of course, if you are worried, you can also pour water on them, and they will be alive and kicking immediately."
Ji Li couldn't help but slap him on the back of the head. They had just reached an agreement with the monkeys. Now that the weather is so cold, they proposed to pour water on them. If the monkeys die from fever, the monkey king must fight them hard?
However, Qi Xinyang just said flatteredly: "The angel also thinks what I said is right?"
"If the angel rewards me, he can touch me harder. I'm not afraid of messing up my hair."
Ji Li: ...
"It's getting late, let's go down the mountain..."
Why does he always forget that Qi Xinyang's head is made of iron?If he patted Qi Xinyang so hard again, it would be a light touch...
I'm so angry!
It wants to get up and leave, after all, it can't beat two hairless monkeys with one monkey, so it has to go back to rescue soldiers!
However, at this moment it found itself tied up!
It really makes no sense!
It's just that it has to be cowarded as a prisoner now!
So it sneaked a few glances at Qi Xinyang and Ji Li, seeing that they were not looking at it, curled up stealthily to break the rope.
Just when the rope was about to break, two voices came from above its head.
"Ah, this monkey can bite the rope!"
"It's a smart monkey, and it should be able to do a lot." Qi Xinyang thought deeply.
What is this sound? !
Only then did the monkey realize that Qi Xinyang and Ji Li didn't know what to watch it bite the rope. When did they find it biting the rope?
And I found it biting the rope earlier, why didn't I make a sound earlier, and even watched it bite the rope quietly, what's wrong with them? !
Wait until it is about to bite the rope and see hope before making a sound, obviously it has only seen hope...
"This monkey is a bit disobedient, and it even wants to run away." Qi Xinyang frowned, "Since he likes to bite the rope so much, I'll tie it up thickly and see if he dares to bite again."
As he said that, he conjured up several bundles of ropes and directly tied the monkey into a mummy...
Ji Li complained: "If you tie it like this, you can't even bite it..." You can't even move your neck to bite like this?
"Then I'll stuff it into its mouth and let it bite?" He actually stuffed a hemp rope for the monkey and said, "Bite slowly, I still have a lot here."
"Is this the point?" Ji Li's eyes were filled with the words 'You're not a devil, are you?', "We still have to squeeze it out, make it look like this now, and then it won't be willing to help us Work done."
Bah, he has been taught badly by Qi Xinyang, even thinking of squeezing a monkey, he is guilty...
Qi Xinyang didn't want the monkeys to be willing to help them with things. He has been paying attention to solving everything with violence. He is just a weak monkey, so he is afraid that it will turn the sky upside down?
But since the angel hoped that the monkey would work willingly, he would naturally not contradict the angel.
"Then let's have a good chat with it." Qi Xinyang removed the rope from the monkey's mouth, and was about to have a good chat with it.
It's just that the monkey didn't want to chat with him, and the first time the rope was taken away, he roared loudly. Qi Xinyang sneered, "Sure enough, I still owe it!"
Ji Li asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
"It's called a companion." Qi Xinyang said very calmly.
Before, I didn't dare to think that there was a chance to escape, so I didn't call out. Now that I can't escape, I naturally called my partners to have a slight possibility of being rescued.
Ji Li was startled. The monkey group is coming and he said lightly that the monkey group is coming. Don't know if he should run now? !
"What are you doing here? Run away!"
Although the wine is very fragrant and the monkey's wine-making skills are good, but it's hard to beat four hands with one punch. With so many monkeys, Qi Xinyang may not be able to beat them. It's better for them to leave early.
"Don't worry angels, it's just one or two monkeys, they can't beat me." Qi Xinyang said confidently.
Ji Li hesitated and said, "Are you really sure? Even if it's only nine levels of confidence, we'll go first."
Anyway, neither of the two of them likes to drink. If there is no monkey wine, there will be no. Their lives are more important.
But that wine smells really good and sucks...
"Don't worry, I'm 100% sure that I can beat them with one punch."
Speaking of the passage above, many monkeys fell down, but the space of the tree hole is limited and so many monkeys cannot enter, but Ji Li heard the sound of digging things from the tree trunk next to him, those monkeys must not be digging trees, right?
Could it be that they dug out this tree hole?
His legs were a little weak, "Is it really possible?"
"Of course!" Compared with humans and animals, he is more aware of danger, and his murderous aura from fighting among countless zombies is not something these monkeys can resist.
Qi Xinyang just stood there facing a group of monkeys, but none of the monkeys dared to step forward.
Seeing this, Ji Li couldn't help holding his breath, fearing that he would accidentally break the tranquility.
Many monkeys wanted to retreat, but when they heard the cry of the tied monkey, it started to rush towards Qi Xinyang.
At this time, the monkey really dug a few holes from the outside, but the sun still couldn't shine in, because there were monkeys outside!Overwhelming monkeys!
Did they poke the monkey's nest? !
Ji Li couldn't help closing his eyes, his scalp felt numb just looking at this densely packed monkey, he really didn't dare to look at it!
Closing his eyes, his hearing became more sensitive. He seemed to hear many monkeys calling in his ears...
However, the surroundings became quiet the next moment, did those monkeys leave?
He opened his eyes only to find a bunch of monkeys lying around, "Are they dead?"
"No, I just didn't expect them to be so weak, and I passed out with one punch." How could he let go of so much labor?
Qi Xinyang smiled evilly: "Now it's time to see how our Monkey King chooses."
"It's the Monkey King?" Ji Li was startled, the Monkey King secretly hid himself to drink? !
He seems to have missed the point. Shouldn't the point be that they have captured the monkey king, so they can negotiate terms with the monkey group later?
Qi Xinyang hummed, "Otherwise those monkeys would have left early." His murderous aura was no display!
He knelt down and looked down at the monkey king, "Do you want to lie here with you monkeys? Or do you help me? If you do things for me, I will spare your life as hard as I can."
Ji Li: ...
Is this a threat?
Will this make monkeys willing to help make wine?
But the monkey was really disobedient before, so he directly asked his partner to come and think about a group of monkeys beating the two of them, not talking about martial arts!
Then it's normal for them not to talk about martial arts now!
"It's best to persuade it to encourage the whole family of monkeys to make wine together, and it doesn't have to be made from fruit. I heard that the wine made from peach blossoms is also delicious, so they can develop more businesses." Ji Li said with his eyes glowing.
"Great idea!" Qi Xinyang said with his eyes shining, "I will tell you what can be used to make wine, and then I will rely on you to experiment slowly."
If it all relies on human experience, then what can be done is almost the same as what humans can do. He might as well go to humans directly, why are he still looking for these monkeys?
Isn't it because they are highly talented in wine making, can feel subtle changes in the environment, and thus know what to do?
At this time, Meimeijiao's soft cry came, and Ji Li smiled and said: "Where did you go? I almost couldn't find you."
However, Meimei yelled at him, as if she was reprimanding him.
Seeing this, Ji Li felt a little guilty, he naturally didn't want to look at the big boa constrictor pulling Mei Mei behind him, and then he just left Mei Mei behind all the way.
He wanted to reach out and hug it to comfort it, but when he remembered that it was still holding a boa constrictor, he withdrew his hand instantly, and said awkwardly, "Thank you, Meimei."
Next to it is a picture of a person and a fox enjoying themselves together, Qi Xinyang is not happy, why should that fox act like a baby with an angel, and he has to negotiate with a monkey here? !
"You came at the right time. That monkey should have a common language with you. Go and tell it. If it doesn't help us, I'll just kill it." As he spoke, he threw Meimei in front of the Monkey King.
Ji Li asked curiously: "Can they really understand other people's words? What if Meimei speaks fox language and monkey speaks monkey language, what if they still can't understand?"
"If you don't understand it, forget it. That monkey definitely likes to drink. Even if we snatch the wine, it will brew it secretly. At worst, I will go shopping more in the future." Qi Xinyang said nonchalantly, this wine is just his previous obsession, Anyway, I have got it now, so feel free to do so in the future.
Besides, he has never seen the angels drink alcohol, and he doesn't think the angels drink much. These are enough for them to drink for a long time.
"That's right." He almost forgot that letting the monkeys make wine for them is not the most important thing, but the wine is the most important thing!
"Then why don't we move some of it now?" As for letting the villagers move him, he was a little hesitant. After all, there will always be people who want to get a share of such good wine. Can't rest easy...
"Don't be so troublesome, I can change into a motorcycle, and I can pull all these back at once."
"Then find some flowers..." Looking at the fallen leaves all around, Ji Li immediately changed his mind, "Find some firewood or something to block the outside, so that no one will find this wine."
"Okay, let's also get some fallen leaves and lay it out. It's not good to shake the wine too much." Qi Xinyang began to collect bundles of firewood and fallen leaves.
When Meimei and the Monkey King were chattering about something, Qi Xinyang had already started to go in to fetch wine, and the Monkey King roared loudly when he saw this, but it was of no use...
So Meimei babbled a few words, the Monkey King yelled a few words weakly, and when Qi Xinyang was about to finish moving, Meimei ran over to act like a baby to Ji Li, Ji Li asked after seeing this: "Monkey King agrees?"
Meimei nodded, then looked at the wine that Qi Xinyang had carried onto the wooden cart and called three times, Ji Li guessed: "But you want to keep three barrels?"
Meimei continued to nod.
Ji Li smiled and said, "It's just that it helps us make wine?"
Meimei walked towards the big tree beside her, and after a few laps, Ji Li asked suspiciously: "In the future, it will put it in there for brewing, and we can just take it?"
Meimei nodded again, then looked towards Qi Xinyang and called three times.
"But you have to leave three barrels for it at a time?"
After getting a satisfactory answer, Ji Li waved his hand, "Little rascal, untie the Monkey King! Then just leave three barrels of wine for him."
Unexpectedly, they got a place that serves monkey wine for a long time!
Qi Xinyang naturally wouldn't disagree, he didn't intend to finish it at first, after all, he always finished taking the monkey, in case he saw that he couldn't drink it and stopped brewing, he would lose more than gain.
I took it just now to scare the monkey, but I didn't expect it to be really scared. It's really a monkey addicted to alcohol.
It is very simple to catch the weakness of a monkey who is addicted to alcohol, "In a few days, I will take you to find ingredients that can make wine."
Only drink one kind of wine, no matter how delicious it is, it will make you tired. Let this monkey quickly develop other businesses while it is free now, it is a serious matter!
The Monkey King was not so reluctant after hearing this, and calmed down to wait for Qi Xinyang to come and untie him.
Untying the Monkey King is very simple. These ropes were conjured by Qi Xinyang with supernatural powers. No matter how many times he tied the Monkey King, he can make these ropes disappear with a single thought.
But the monkey king didn't leave after untiing it, it walked up to Qi Xinyang, pointed at the surrounding monkeys and called a few times.
"Don't worry, they just fainted and will wake up soon." Qi Xinyang said solemnly, "Of course, if you are worried, you can also pour water on them, and they will be alive and kicking immediately."
Ji Li couldn't help but slap him on the back of the head. They had just reached an agreement with the monkeys. Now that the weather is so cold, they proposed to pour water on them. If the monkeys die from fever, the monkey king must fight them hard?
However, Qi Xinyang just said flatteredly: "The angel also thinks what I said is right?"
"If the angel rewards me, he can touch me harder. I'm not afraid of messing up my hair."
Ji Li: ...
"It's getting late, let's go down the mountain..."
Why does he always forget that Qi Xinyang's head is made of iron?If he patted Qi Xinyang so hard again, it would be a light touch...
I'm so angry!
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