Grumpy husband touches his head online [last wear ancient]

The more it went down, the darker it became, the more it looked like a hell, Ji Lise trembled and said, "Why don't we go up, I don't want to see immortals anymore."

He was afraid that he would die if he didn't see the immortal!

Suddenly there was a snoring sound from all around, as if it was right next to my ear...

Ji Li was about to cry, "Let's go back, I'm not curious anymore."

Is this something he can watch for free without paying? !

He is no longer curious!

As the old saying goes, curiosity killed the cat!

At least the cat has nine lives for it, he only has one!

If you die, you will die directly!

Qi Xinyang really wanted to turn around and hug Ji Li to comfort him, but the passage was too small, and he could only crawl forward alone, unable to turn around at all.

Do you want to dig wider?

But he was afraid that the tree would be broken at the waist...

So he comforted dryly: "There are no immortals in this world..."

"But there must be a ghost!" Ji Li said nervously, "Didn't there be a child in the village with yin and yang eyes before? He really saw a dark figure! This can't be some ghost in our ears Speak?"

As he said that, he also worshiped devoutly, "I don't know which god it is, I have offended you so much this time, I will definitely burn incense and worship for you when I go back!"

He is so pious and even took out incense sticks to worship, this ghost should let them go, right?

"Scientifically speaking, it is because the child is not yet fully developed and is very sensitive to external sounds. As long as it is unfamiliar or makes him uncomfortable, he will be nervous and afraid, triggering imagination, causing him to think that what he thinks is what he sees. Arrived." Qi Xinyang vowed, "If you believe in science, everything in the world can be explained by science."

Ji Li sneered and said, "Then why do some people see unusual things when they are old? He is still underdeveloped at this time?"

Just know to bluff him!

Don't you know that ghosts are around them?Aren't you afraid that it will get angry and keep them here? !

"They should have a disease in their eyes. I remember that the disease is called heterochromia." Qi Xinyang tried hard to think of what his predecessors said when they complained about science. It should be called this disease, right?

Ji Li wanted to smash his dog's head off, but if he couldn't explain it scientifically, he was sick? !

At this time, Qi Xinyang suddenly turned out a light bulb, and the surrounding suddenly lit up, and the dazzling light almost blinded his eyes.

He still had to start when Qi Xinyang turned out the lamp, he foolishly asked that the shape of the night pearl was very special, but now he is no longer the same as before, but has seen a bunch of futuristic Niu Kulu and Ji Li !

After looking at the electric light for so long, he still finds it very dazzling, especially this time!

"Why didn't you take out the lamp? Why did you take it now?" He was frightened for so long just now, but Qi Xinyang could only dryly explain to him with science that there are no immortals and ghosts in the world.

The point is that there are no immortals and ghosts in the world? !

He is afraid!

How could he be afraid of becoming such a bear if there was a light? !

Qi Xinyang was silent for a while, then smiled flatteringly and said: "I forgot..."

People in the last days have very strong night vision, so he forgot that angels can't see the way in the dark...

"You can forget all this, tell me, do you still love me?" I didn't know that he was tired when I was walking before, but now I don't know that he can't see in the dark!

This little rascal will take it to anyone who wants it, and don't give away a penny for free!

Qi Xinyang said with a guilty conscience: "I was wrong..."

Hey, he even forgot about the weakness of the angel, he is not a good old man!

"I'm angry now, the kind that can't be coaxed well!" Is he, Ji Li, the kind of person who will easily forgive each other after he says he's sorry?

He is not!

Qi Xinyang slipped on his knees and hugged Ji Li's thigh, wailing: "I was wrong, I will never forget it next time!" Never forget that an angel is a delicate flower that needs pity!

Ji Li said with dangerous eyes: "Do you still want to have a next time?"

"No, there will never be a next time!" He promised again and again.

"What about this time?"

"what?"

"You're just apologizing for the next time you do it again, so what about this?"

"How about I apologize with wine?" Qi Xinyang tentatively asked, seppuku is impossible, who will protect the angel after he dies?

He sneered and said, "How can there be such a cheap thing? And where is there any wine here?"

It was only after talking that Ji Li realized that the aroma of the wine here was particularly strong, and Qi Xinyang was so angry that he even ignored the aroma of the wine here, and almost forgot that they came to see what wine was so fragrant.

Compared with the winding and narrow passage above, this place is extremely spacious, and there are traces of manual excavation all around. It is obvious that this tree hole is not formed naturally, but man-made!

He complained: "How idle is it to dig a tree hole?" But he had a bold guess, could someone train private soldiers here?

Could these wooden barrels be hidden weapons?

Qi Xinyang pointed to the corner and said, "No, it's full of wine."

It was only then that Ji Li realized that he had spoken his mind, "You knew it was wine even before you opened it?"

"My nose is good." Qi Xinyang said proudly.

"But the smell of alcohol is so strong here, how do you know it's full of wine, not just a few barrels of wine opened..." He suddenly realized that he had forgotten one thing!

He almost forgot about the snoring around him!

Could this be someone from a private soldier?

If they find out, they will definitely not let them go, and they will never stop dying!

Maybe it will affect the people in the village.

At this time, how can I care about whether there is wine in the wooden barrel? It is only serious to nip out the signs of danger as soon as possible!

Ji Li whispered: "Can you go quietly and see who is there?"

He also whispered: "Yes." Although I don't know why the angel suddenly spoke in such a low voice, it is good for the angel to be happy.

"Find the right opportunity to gag him and tie him up!" Ji Li knew that at such a time, he should kill the grass, but he was afraid that his misunderstanding would hurt another person's life.

There is no one here now, so you can force them to ask what they want to hide here.

Qi Xinyang didn't know what was going on in Ji Li's mind. Although he was a little surprised why the angel tied up a monkey, the angel tied it up if he wanted to. Why ask so many questions?

Anyway, angels won't take a fancy to a monkey, and there is no such thing as a bully trying to force his bow.

Ji Li had already thought about how to force him to ask, but in the end he saw Qi Xinyang tie up a drunk monkey! ! !

Monkey, still drunk!

Could this be a monkey essence? !

Qi Xinyang said enthusiastically: "Angel, do you want to tie this monkey to make wine for you?"

"All the wine here is brewed by it?" Ji Li was startled, did he come across the legendary monkey wine?

He had seen someone tribute monkey wine to the emperor before, the emperor was reluctant to drink just a small bottle, but there are so many barrels here? !

Is this a lie?

"That's it. Ordinary monkeys will only collect mincemeat in a tree hole to store grain for the winter, but if there is no shortage of grain for wintering in the current season, the monkeys will forget that they have stored mincea in a hole. The fruit will gradually ferment and gradually turn into monkey wine."

Qi Xinyang said cheerfully, "However, such monkey wine will decrease with the passage of time, and can only be kept for one season."

Ji Li was surprised and said, "No wonder this monkey wine is so valuable."

The monkeys themselves have little time to survive the winter without lack of food, and the storage time of this wine is already short, and if the time is missed, they will not get anything.

but……

"Since the monkey forgot, why does the monkey still come here to drink?!" Playing him? !

"This is the most common thing for everyone, but if you want to be so clever, the wine brewed by monkeys who know how to brew and store wine is even more rare and delicious!"

As he said that, he couldn't help the tears from the corners of his mouth. He remembered that when he met that monkey, he brewed a good wine. Just smelling it could make people excited. It would be even better if he drank it!

But at the beginning, his ability level was very low, and he was chased and beaten by that monkey just as he approached...

"This monkey is hard to come by..."

Ji Li hummed and said, "Indeed."

Such monkeys who can make their own wine and store wine are really rare, and they can drink so much wine for many years!

"It's just that the monkey wine can only be kept for one season? Then we have to drink it up as soon as possible." Ji Li felt a little distressed as he said this. This is the rare and rare monkey wine. It's a pity that he can only drink it for one season!

"That's why monkeys are hard to come by." Qi Xinyang continued, "Ordinary monkeys get monkey wine by chance, and these monkey wines are not well preserved, so they will go away quickly." Just evaporate."

"But this monkey is different. It knows how to dig out tree holes, and it also steals wooden barrels from other people's homes to seal the wine. Obviously, it is on its own initiative." Qi Xinyang glanced at the drunk and sleeping monkey, "The sealed monkey wine Such a strong aroma of wine cannot be heard, presumably this monkey was too greedy to open a bucket, and he met us just as we were going up the mountain."

"Then how lucky we are!"

That's right, as soon as I went up the mountain, I happened to meet this monkey to drink.

"Yes." Qi Xinyang said with a smirk on his face, "Catch this monkey, from now on we can press it to make wine every day, and from now on we can drink this wine every day!"

Ji Li was stunned, he didn't expect his Qi Xinyang to be such a brazen person, he only thought of taking away the wine.

Unexpectedly, Qi Xinyang had already thought of the future...

But he likes it!

"It's just that this monkey understands what we say?" No matter how intelligent a monkey is, it's still a beast. How can it do things if it doesn't understand the language?

"Can't Meimei just understand? Let Meimei go up the mountain to teach it how to listen in the future."

As for them learning animal language, it is impossible. How can they have so much time to learn a foreign language?

"Is Meimei actually so spiritual?"

"You see it knows when to grab food every day, can it have no brains?" That stinky fox knows when he is in a good mood and comes to grab food from him.

Speaking of Ji Li, I just want to laugh, I don't know if they had a grudge in the previous life, and no one can understand each other in this life.

"I didn't expect that there was a vixen in our family. How can you explain this animal's spirit?" Ji Li raised his eyebrows.

"I don't know, the world is full of wonders, and some things cannot be explained by science."

"Then didn't you say that there are no ghosts and everything can be explained by science? Why can't it be explained now?"

"Didn't I see that you were afraid?"

"Then I thank you?"

The monkey opened its eyes when they were laughing and playing...