Ordinary Living Qualification Certificate
Chapter 87 Ordinary SP Character Card
The thing is like this, one year after the end of the feature film, and half a year after the end of the extra episode 1.
Jiyou suddenly called Chuan Tiange enthusiastically.
"Gezi, have you read the new news from the ordinary people's official?"
At this time, Chuan Tiange is choosing the right time, space and planet to prepare for travel.
Hearing Jiyou's malicious voice, he was immediately alert.
"I've said it all, they won't change it, and I won't take the test."
"Yes, yes, but they changed it." Jiyou said excitedly, and quickly explained to him the official changes of ordinary people this year.
But Kawadaga didn't care.
But there was one last point that piqued his interest.
"The official mock exam has returned to the character card of SP difficulty!"
"return?"
Jiyou said: "Yes, but it is not included in the official exam, probably because the officials want everyone to train strictly."
"Anyway, it's just a mock exam, so let's play it as a game, Grid, do you want to try it?"
Want to try it?
Chuan Tiange chuckled: "Anyway, the exam room I get will always be a spell battle."
gay friend:"……"
"But as long as you don't want to form the world, he won't form it on his own. It doesn't matter, just go and play."
In the end, Jiyou listened to Chuan Tiange talk about his identity, but for the simulated examination room, he felt that it was nothing.
"Besides, don't you want to practice more? You always watch other people's lives, you have to try it yourself!"
Chuan Tiange: "Okay..."
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Once again, Kawada even felt a little nostalgic for bringing the equipment for the simulated examination room.
After skipping a series of exam rules, he was surprised to find that the character cards had changed from random selection to self-selection.
"It's still a bit of a change."
Then I chose the SP role card without saying a word.
"This is……"
Looking at the character card on the screen, Chuan Tiange's mouth twitched.
"Good guy..."
【SP One-Eyed Cat】
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2006, summer.
Inside the Tokyo Metropolitan High School of Conjuration, Naruto was holding his mobile phone, his eyes constantly sliding on the screen.
This is in stark contrast to the noisy DK at the side.
This made the noctuid moth that walked in have bulging veins and itchy fists.
After one punch and one DK, he started the formal lecture.
Of course, his lecture did not exceed 10 minutes, anyway, the three people below would not listen to it.
Even though he is only 30 or [-] years old, Ye Mo Zhengdao feels that there will not be a few hairs left of his thick hair in the future.
He sighed.
After class was over, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie exchanged winks, and then quickly ran behind Jiarui Glass, craned their necks to look at her cell phone.
"Grade...what are you doing—hey, Nitrate actually likes to read shonen manga!"
Jia Ruozi: "Wu Tiao, move your head away."
The guy's hairy head was almost attached to her phone, and he looked like he deserved a beating.
"Hey... No, no, I have to see what Nitro is looking at!"
Home into the glass: "..."
She was so annoyed that she directly stuffed the phone into the hand of Xia Youjie who was standing by and watching.
"Nuo, go and trouble Xiayou."
Xia Youjie: "Glass?"
Sure enough, the big white cat's eyes turned to Xia Youjie as if seeing a cat teasing stick.
Almost instinctively, he raised his hand high, dodging Gojo Satoru's first blow.
"Let! Me! Kang! Kang!"
Xia Youjie yelled: "It's not that I don't want you to see it—why are you scratching my face?!"
Five Enlightenment card repeater: "Let me be healthy!!"
After a lot of flirting, the two were finally able to sit down quietly, huddled together in a seat, and looked at the small mobile phone screen on the table.
This is a manga created by a manga artist named "JJXX".
Xia Youjie: "Pfft..."
Gojo Satoru exploded in an instant: "Why are you laughing?!"
"Hahaha, I'm sorry, why is this teacher called Gojo Satoru? I can't enter it at all!"
Gojo Satoru: "Huh?! It's obvious, the one who painted is me!!"
Xia Youjie: "Hahaha!!"
High school teacher Gojo Satoru, is this some new century joke?
Xia Youjie laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.
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Although I was laughing, I still went to Sendai with Nitro in the end, and obediently went to that "JJXX" signing event.
It has to be said that if the joke of Gojo Satoru, the high school teacher, is excluded, the cartoonist's drawing ability is still very strong.
Maybe the other party is a magician. The comic world created by it unexpectedly fits real life.
All three have expectations for this cartoonist.
"Does Nitro know if JJXX is male or female?"
Being idle and bored, Xia Youjie chatted casually.
"It should be a girl. Some emotions are handled in a very delicate way." Jia Ruzi recalled the way the protagonist and the other two classmates get along in the comics, and had his own evaluation.
But Gojo Satoru held a different opinion: "Huh? That crisp and neat battle scene should be a boy!"
"What, girls can draw such powerful pictures too?!"
"Is it great to have a loud voice?! Boys can also embody delicate emotions!!"
Xia Youjie who was caught between the two of them: "..."
He touched his ears in a daze.
Am I going deaf? ?
"Jie/Xia You, do you think JJXX is a boy or a girl?!"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Xia Youjie, who was dragged into the innocent battlefield, sneered, "Maybe it's a shemale."
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In the center of Sendai, a signing event on the first floor of a plaza.
The two looked at the one-eyed cat with the huge doll's head on it, and silently looked at Xia Youjie.
Xia Youjie looked puzzled: "What are you looking at me for?"
"Indeed, neither male nor female."
Jia Ruozi: "In a way, Xia You guessed it right."
Xia Youjie: "??"
outrageous...
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JJXX, as the latest manga writer, is gaining popularity.
Anyway, the three of them waited in line for a long time to get to them.
(Gojo Satoru: They don’t even accept money to jump in line!!)
Kazuko still likes this manga quite a bit, and he is holding a personal poster of the protagonist Yuzuhiro Hirohito of "Spells Returning to War", hoping that the other party can sign it.
The huge one-eyed cat first signed his name, then politely said "Thank you for your support", then suddenly raised his head and stared at them.
"Family entry... nitro?"
Jia Ruozi: "Huh?"
She became a little alert.
"Excuse me, can you wait until the signing is over? I want to chat with you."
Gojo Satoru, who was standing aside, sneered, "You still want us to wait for you?"
Even Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes slightly: "By the time the signing is over, it's already late, isn't it?"
The one-eyed cat named JJXX didn't care much: "I can add Gojo Satoru to the scene."
"We'll be staying here tonight." Gojo Satoru said seriously.
Xia Youjie & Jia Ruzi: "..."
You have no bottom line!
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There were indeed a lot of readers who came to the autograph session this time. By the time the autograph session ended, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.
The three of them were arranged by the staff to eat and drink, as well as chargers and game consoles, and they didn't feel too boring.
After the last signing, the one-eyed cat stood up and walked towards them.
"Awaited……"
The one-eyed cat spread his hands and said, "I can't help it, my comics are too popular."
Wujo Wu: "Cut, it's not because Wujo Wu is attractive."
Xia Youjie: "..."
He lowered his head and whispered to Jiarui Nitzi: "It's obviously just a comic, it's just the same name as the character, Wu Wu has completely brought the character into him."
Unexpectedly, the one-eyed cat smiled instead. It waved its huge paws and said seriously: "Maybe it's not just a name hit?"
"Uh..." Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes, "What do you mean?"
The one-eyed cat didn't answer his question this time, but asked again: "What do you think of my comic?"
"The battle is crisp and neat, and the logic is fairly smooth, not bad."
Gojo Satoru added: "The main reason is that the high school teacher named Gojo Satoru is very handsome."
Jia Ruozi rolled his eyes: "Can you stop boasting about Wujo Wutiao?"
"I won't say more about the battle scenes and logic, but the emotional description is quite good. May I ask, are you a girl?"
Apparently, Nitro remembered this discussion on the road.
One-eyed cat: "It's a cat——"
Jia Ruozi shrugged his shoulders and didn't ask any more questions.
"What about you?"
The one-eyed cat turned around and asked Xia Youjie. The huge one-eyed cat looked at it, and Xia Youjie could even see sincerity from it.
What the hell, isn't this a doll costume?
He shook his head, dispelled this thought, and then seriously replied: "The plot rhythm is very good, but it is undeniable that Knotabagi Yuhito is too naive as the protagonist."
One-eyed cat: "That's right... This is a novel comment."
It didn't ask why it was naive, and turned to look at the three of them.
"But having said that, about your plot, I haven't had time to draw it yet."
"Our... plot?"
"That's right..." The one-eyed cat nodded its bulky head, "I haven't drawn the Zheyu Chapter yet."
"Huh??" Jiarui Nitzi straightened his mind, then said hesitantly, "You mean, we are also in your comics?"
"That's not right, Nitro..." Gojo Satoru reacted, his eyes were a bit unfriendly, "This guy, what I want to say is..."
"We're comic book characters."
Xia Youjie added the following words to him.
In the backstage of the shopping mall, the other staff had already left, and now there were only four of them left.
The one-eyed cat nodded happily: "Bingo——"
Before he could say anything, Gojo Satoru stepped forward and took off the doll head of the one-eyed cat...
"Ok??"
One-eyed cat: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Instead of the imaginary writer wearing a doll costume, Gojo Satoru really separated the one-eyed cat's head from its body.
The sharp cry made Gojo Satoru put the doll's head back subconsciously.
"Rude!" the one-eyed cat yelled angrily, and then pawed and pawed to straighten its head.
Wutiaowu: "..."
Good guy, isn't this thing really a curse spirit? !
"Are you scolding me in your heart?" The one-eyed cat moved its eyes up and down, and sized him up.
"Aren't you a cartoonist? Why don't you guess?"
One-eyed cat: "You're scolding me. Look, I didn't draw you into the prison gate and seal you during the Shibuya incident!"
Wujo Wu, who was brutally sealed in the future: "?"
Xia Youjie: "Pfft..."
The one-eyed cat turned to look at him, and yelled again: "And you! Why are you laughing? I took your painting away!"
Xia Youjie, who will be robbed in the future: "?"
The two looked at each other, and then stepped forward in an extremely tacit understanding.
One restrained the one-eyed cat's limbs, and the other began to pull out its head.
One-eyed cat: "Ahhh!!"
Home into the glass: "..."
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What would you do if you knew you were a character in a comic book?
What do you do when you find your manga author right in front of your eyes?
Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie showed ferocious smiles: "Here! Me! Change!"
One-eyed cat: "..."
The manga writer closed his eyes peacefully.
Jia Ruozi sat aside and looked at the unreleased comic book, his expression became more and more serious.
"Wujo, Xiayou, if what it says is true, look at the direction of the manga, then the magic world will not be too peaceful in the future."
"It's better to say when the magic world has been peaceful."
The one-eyed cat complained.
"Are you a manga author?" Jia Ruozi was a little helpless.
"Can't it be changed?"
The one-eyed cat held its head on its lap, and sat upright: "When I asked you just now, you all said that the logic is very smooth."
"Since the logic is smooth, how should we change it?"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Wutiaowu: "..."
"Jie/Wu, shall we do it again?"
The one-eyed cat who was twisted into twists again: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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"That's the way it is."
The head teacher standing in front of them looked gloomy.
Ye Mozheng wiped his face: "Do I look like a fool?"
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"Whether Teacher Ye Moth looks like a fool, I don't know..." Wujo Gou punched the one-eyed cat on the head, his tone was a little distorted, "Can you stop drawing strange things?"
Xia Youjie in a bikini summoned Rainbow Dragon with a deadpan face.
Gojo Satoru: "Hahaha!!"
The one-eyed cat swears: "This can be put in the easter egg, don't you think!"
One person and one cat looked at each other and hit it off.
Xia Youjie: "..."
With the life and death of your best friend, you don't care?
#My brother only cares about whether he is happy or not#
#Plastic Brotherhood#
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"What else can you do?"
Gojo Satoru enthusiastically provided inspiration to the one-eyed cat: "How about replacing Mr. Ye Moth with JK?"
Xia Youjie: "Enlightened..."
His best friend looked at him with eyes that were brimming.
Xia Youjie: "Nice job."
All the onlookers were watching: "..."
Except for me, there is no reliable conjurer in this class.
She sighed deeply.
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The work has also been done, but the one-eyed cat will not give in to matters related to the plot other than the work.
"I will never do anything illogical!"
Gojo Satoru took out his mobile phone and showed it the photo he just took: "You say this to the night moth-sensei in the sailor suit."
One-eyed cat: "..."
I'm sorry for you, Teacher Noctua!
It was the two of them who forced me!
The ignorant night moth said: "?"
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"It can't go on like this."
"If this guy is really a cartoonist who depicts our affairs, he must change our ending."
"How can such a petty profit shake our purpose? Don't you think so, Jay?"
"Gojo Satoru, do you see that I have drawn your handsomeness in this frame?"
"very perfect!"
Xia Youjie: "..."
If you believe in Wujo Wu again, I, Xia Youjie, am a dog.
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"Although Wu Wu's actions are completely opposite to what he said, it is undeniable that what he said is quite right."
"You only need to watch a few movies to find this space-time paradox, so we have to find a key point to make a breakthrough."
"Xia Youjie, what do you think of me adding an easter egg where you step on Wujo Wu?"
Xia Youjie: "Please be sure to draw it!"
Home into the glass: "..."
Are you boys reliable?
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"Tell me, how on earth can you modify the comic ending?"
The rich N generation Gojo Satoru showed his arrogant face: "I'll give you 500 million, and quickly change the ending for me!"
One-eyed cat: "..."
It picked up the pen and muttered while drawing: "Wujo Satoru, a poor N-generation who is poor and weak and hiccups..."
Wutiaowu: "..."
Gojo Satoru, who was mad, kicked away the head of the one-eyed cat that had just been installed.
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"Stop kicking my head, it's all wrinkled!"
The one-eyed cat hugged his head angrily, and BB loudly: "If you are not satisfied with the ending of my manga, you can give me a satisfactory ending!"
Jia Ruo Nitro was thoughtful: "It seems to be a good way."
Her eyes gradually shifted from the one-eyed cat to her two classmates.
Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie: "?"
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"Oh! Wujo Wu! Why are you Wujo Wu!"
"Oh! Xia Youjie! Why are you Xia Youjie!"
One-eyed cat: "..."
Oh eyes, why are you my eyes!
The one-eyed cat turned his head expressionlessly and looked at Jia Ruozi, who was in charge of the small theater.
"I only have one eye."
Please, let it go.
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Jia Ruozi tied a knot in satisfaction, then clapped his hands: "Okay..."
A one-eyed cat tied to a chair has nothing to love.
"Go on, Gojo, Xiayou."
Gojo Satoru, who was wearing a Cinderella costume, gave an OK sign.
Xia Youjie, who was wearing a prince's costume, looked at the script in his hand.
He revealed his pain mask.
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"ah--"
Gojo Wujo's version of Cinderella shyly said: "This is my crystal slipper!"
Prince Xia Youjie: "..."
"Do you think your size 45 feet will fit in your size 36 shoes?"
The director's family is full of nitrous: "Cough, cough, summer oil!"
Xia Youjie looked back innocently: "Director, I think the prince may be a bit stupid, but he is not blind."
One-eyed cat: "Hahaha!!"
Finally, the crystal slipper was stuffed into the mouth of the one-eyed cat.
One-eyed cat: "..."
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"Oh! Look at her delicate face, white skin and fresh lips, I must kiss..."
Xia Youjie: "Dear..."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Xia Youjie: "I'm sorry director, I can't appease my conscience."
Gojo Wujo's version of Snow White laughed wildly, and even laughed so hard.
Home into the glass: "..."
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Xia Youjie didn't understand, why is Nitro so obsessed with fairy tales?
"Fairy tales are deceiving!"
Originally thought that he would get a rebuttal, but he didn't expect that Jiarui Nizi quickly accepted his suggestion.
"Then let's take another shot."
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"For all the persistent pain of love, for all the persistent pain of hate—"
"I can't tell the difference between love and hate, is it like this!"
Gojo Satoru looked at the script: "emmmmm..."
Xia Youjie also looked at his script: "emmmm..."
One-eyed cat: "How is it? The script I recommend is not bad!"
Home into the glass: "Not bad, very urban atmosphere."
Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie: "??"
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"Director, you've been hanging five stars for three days!"
"Has he changed?"
"No! Wutiao Xingxing said that he would use [Cang] to bombard you!"
Home into the glass: "??"
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After trying so many scripts, even Gojo Satoru felt physically and mentally exhausted.
But all the scripts are either half-shot, or can't start at all.
As a temporary director, Jia Ruozi was extremely troubled.
"Do you still want to change the script... No, the manga is ending?"
Gojo Satoru looked lazy: "You can change it as you like, I don't believe that this thing can end better than Ellie."
Xia Youjie lay flat and looked at the sky, as if he had escaped into an empty door: "You can let me run with Pinru's wardrobe on my shoulders, and change the ending of the comic? Forget it."
Home into the glass: "..."
The one-eyed cat laughed out loud.
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In fact, after a few times of mutual torture, Gojo Satoru became indifferent to changing the ending of the manga.
"It really doesn't work. Let's kill the one-eyed cat to sacrifice to heaven."
One-eyed cat: "?"
Are you all right?
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After torturing the three guys enough, Chuan Tiange patted his ass and planned to leave in another day.
Ask him how he feels these days?
Aside from the annoyance of getting your head pulled out, it's pretty cool at other times.
Especially seeing the pain of these three people (?);
In particular, there is a Gojo Satoru who said that the things he shoots will never be popular.
Just kidding, he's super hot!
But in the end, he still kept all the comics of Shimo Akutami.
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Early the next morning, Gojo Satoru did not find any trace of the one-eyed cat.
Instead, in the room it was in, a large bundle of comic books was found.
At the same time, there was a small upsurge of comics on the Internet.
JJXX opened a special episode of "Spell Return"——
"Sensei's Bizarre Adventure".
On it was a short story about a strange one-eyed cat and a trio of high school students.
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In 2018, "Spell Return" has been suspended for 12 years.
Everyone has changed from "send the blade if you don't update it" to "it's good for the author to live".
They don't even have the expectation of this comic being updated again.
Now that he has become a teacher of the high school of conjuration, Wujo Wupa is pulling the comic book that has obvious signs of oldness.
"If it weren't for this comic, I would have thought I was dreaming that time."
He looked sideways at Xia Youjie, that guy became the head teacher of the second grade, and he became the head teacher of the first grade this year.
Double teacher IF line is good!
"Compared to this, Wu, are you going to class or not?"
Xia Youjie tied the meatball's head, then glanced helplessly at the phone screen.
"Hui is going to bring two jade dogs to bite you."
Gojo Satoru turned pale with shock: "Just say I'm not here—"
"late……"
The urchin-headed boy looked at him with a gloomy expression: "Teacher Wutiao, what are you doing here?"
"All the freshmen have arrived, are you still fishing here?"
Gojo Satoru came out with an emoticon pack in shock.
"Jie! Do you think this Fu Heihui is OOC?!"
Fu Heihui: "..."
Xia Youjie: "Calm down, Hui."
Saying this, Xia Youjie kicked towards Wutiao Wu in a snappy manner.
Gojo Satoru deftly dodges: "Hey!"
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The freshman who enrolled this time is the famous protagonist Yuzuhiro Hirohito.
The one that didn't swallow the finger, of course.
Gojo Satoru took the initiative to find him, and peeled the orange peel of the high-level mantra who was trying to do something small.
And that Knotweed Yujin really got along well with him, after knowing the ins and outs of everything, he agreed to enroll without hesitation.
This time he was picked up to enter the school.
Xia Youjie followed behind him, sighing a little: "The protagonist of the comic..."
Gojo Satoru: "I am also the protagonist!"
Xia Youjie: "You mean "Sensei's Bizarre Adventure"?"
"You're the main character of the joke, right?"
"Spell forward -"
The two of them were obviously teachers, but they were still fighting and fighting. After a long time, they finally arrived at the welcome place for freshmen.
"Welcome Yourin—"
"Teacher Wutiao!"
Gojo Satoru's raised smiling face suddenly stopped.
Standing next to Yuzu Yujin, the one-eyed cat, who was two meters tall, waved happily at him: "Yo... Gojo Satoru!"
"Your wonderful adventure is coming again!"
Wutiaowu: "..."
Can I return it?
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Chuan Tiange took off the holographic device and rubbed his forehead.It had been a long time since he had been in contact with holographic equipment for such a long time, and his spirit was a little aching.
He is now renting another house in the Interstellar Center, and he doesn't know how many days he can last.
However, Kawadaga is also searching for other habitable worlds.
Over the past year, he has traveled to many places, seen many landscapes, and met many ordinary people.
He has seen the shortcomings of ordinary people and appreciated their strengths.
In Chuan Tiange's heart, the three words "ordinary people" are not just simple words like they used to be.
Maybe he has some regrets about obtaining the qualification certificate, but Kawada Ge has made up his mind.
If ordinary people's officials still look at ordinary people with that kind of narrow vision, then this kind of qualification certificate examination is not very meaningful.
But it didn't disappoint him, the other party was still making changes.
He didn't care about the loading of the test results on the screen, and exited directly.
Even if you go to take the qualification certificate again, that will be a matter of the future.
What's more, he has more important things to do now.
"Did you get in touch?"
Jiyou: "It's ok, that place is quite peaceful, and there are no people in Star Royale for at least 20 years."
Kawadaga has found a suitable place to live.
After getting an affirmative answer, he carried his bag and left without saying a word.
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It is a very familiar place, maybe the civilizations on Earth are very similar.
Chuan Tiange looked around, and there were people coming and going on the street.
He took a deep breath, and breathed the peaceful and warm breath of smoke into his body.
Soon, he found a hotel with familiarity, put his things in it, and went out.
I haven't been to the video game city much, so go in and play him for an hour or two.
I’ve only heard backstreet girls in concerts, so it’s good to meet other idols.
Chuan Tiange walked back and forth in the streets and alleys.
The sky is blue, with thin clouds superimposed, but it will not obscure the sun's light.
It is autumn now, the warm sun shines on the skin, and there is a long-lost warmth.
He didn't put on any disguise, because it seemed that no one would be surprised by the color of his eyes.
"Hi, may I need something?"
Chuan Tiange came to an ice cream shop, looked at the sign above, and thought for a long time.
After a long time, the staff couldn't help but ask, "Sir?"
"Hmm... Then give me a combination of chocolate and original flavor."
Chuan Tiange didn't care that he could still eat ice cream in autumn. Anyway, he was physically fit and wouldn't catch a cold.
Thinking of this, he took another big bite.
But soon, his eyes were attracted by a shop again.
It was a shop selling clothes, which sold casual men's styles.
Chuan Tiange stood outside the glass window, looking all over the place for suitable clothes.
Anyway, the camel coat he had worn for more than a year should be changed.
However, unexpectedly, at this moment, a person came out of the locker room.
A gray-blue top with black slim-fit trousers.
Looks pretty good.
He praised. He thought that the other party would never hear him through the glass, but he didn't expect that the person who was praised would turn around.
Kawatage: "..."
good guy...
Isn't this fucking Xia Youjie? !
And looking at this guy's face and eyes, could it be that world? !
He could only smile awkwardly and politely at Xia Youjie.
Unexpectedly, the other party rushed towards him as if he had been stimulated by something.
And because of the barrier of the glass, it failed.
Soon, Xia Youjie ran towards the door, as if trying to chase him out.
Kawatage: "..."
Should he run or should he not run?
This thought suddenly dissipated when Xia Youjie ran towards him with a clear goal, leaving only one thought——
run!run now!
Sa Yazi run!
If you run later, this guy will definitely come up with something again! !
Jiyou suddenly called Chuan Tiange enthusiastically.
"Gezi, have you read the new news from the ordinary people's official?"
At this time, Chuan Tiange is choosing the right time, space and planet to prepare for travel.
Hearing Jiyou's malicious voice, he was immediately alert.
"I've said it all, they won't change it, and I won't take the test."
"Yes, yes, but they changed it." Jiyou said excitedly, and quickly explained to him the official changes of ordinary people this year.
But Kawadaga didn't care.
But there was one last point that piqued his interest.
"The official mock exam has returned to the character card of SP difficulty!"
"return?"
Jiyou said: "Yes, but it is not included in the official exam, probably because the officials want everyone to train strictly."
"Anyway, it's just a mock exam, so let's play it as a game, Grid, do you want to try it?"
Want to try it?
Chuan Tiange chuckled: "Anyway, the exam room I get will always be a spell battle."
gay friend:"……"
"But as long as you don't want to form the world, he won't form it on his own. It doesn't matter, just go and play."
In the end, Jiyou listened to Chuan Tiange talk about his identity, but for the simulated examination room, he felt that it was nothing.
"Besides, don't you want to practice more? You always watch other people's lives, you have to try it yourself!"
Chuan Tiange: "Okay..."
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Once again, Kawada even felt a little nostalgic for bringing the equipment for the simulated examination room.
After skipping a series of exam rules, he was surprised to find that the character cards had changed from random selection to self-selection.
"It's still a bit of a change."
Then I chose the SP role card without saying a word.
"This is……"
Looking at the character card on the screen, Chuan Tiange's mouth twitched.
"Good guy..."
【SP One-Eyed Cat】
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2006, summer.
Inside the Tokyo Metropolitan High School of Conjuration, Naruto was holding his mobile phone, his eyes constantly sliding on the screen.
This is in stark contrast to the noisy DK at the side.
This made the noctuid moth that walked in have bulging veins and itchy fists.
After one punch and one DK, he started the formal lecture.
Of course, his lecture did not exceed 10 minutes, anyway, the three people below would not listen to it.
Even though he is only 30 or [-] years old, Ye Mo Zhengdao feels that there will not be a few hairs left of his thick hair in the future.
He sighed.
After class was over, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie exchanged winks, and then quickly ran behind Jiarui Glass, craned their necks to look at her cell phone.
"Grade...what are you doing—hey, Nitrate actually likes to read shonen manga!"
Jia Ruozi: "Wu Tiao, move your head away."
The guy's hairy head was almost attached to her phone, and he looked like he deserved a beating.
"Hey... No, no, I have to see what Nitro is looking at!"
Home into the glass: "..."
She was so annoyed that she directly stuffed the phone into the hand of Xia Youjie who was standing by and watching.
"Nuo, go and trouble Xiayou."
Xia Youjie: "Glass?"
Sure enough, the big white cat's eyes turned to Xia Youjie as if seeing a cat teasing stick.
Almost instinctively, he raised his hand high, dodging Gojo Satoru's first blow.
"Let! Me! Kang! Kang!"
Xia Youjie yelled: "It's not that I don't want you to see it—why are you scratching my face?!"
Five Enlightenment card repeater: "Let me be healthy!!"
After a lot of flirting, the two were finally able to sit down quietly, huddled together in a seat, and looked at the small mobile phone screen on the table.
This is a manga created by a manga artist named "JJXX".
Xia Youjie: "Pfft..."
Gojo Satoru exploded in an instant: "Why are you laughing?!"
"Hahaha, I'm sorry, why is this teacher called Gojo Satoru? I can't enter it at all!"
Gojo Satoru: "Huh?! It's obvious, the one who painted is me!!"
Xia Youjie: "Hahaha!!"
High school teacher Gojo Satoru, is this some new century joke?
Xia Youjie laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.
-
Although I was laughing, I still went to Sendai with Nitro in the end, and obediently went to that "JJXX" signing event.
It has to be said that if the joke of Gojo Satoru, the high school teacher, is excluded, the cartoonist's drawing ability is still very strong.
Maybe the other party is a magician. The comic world created by it unexpectedly fits real life.
All three have expectations for this cartoonist.
"Does Nitro know if JJXX is male or female?"
Being idle and bored, Xia Youjie chatted casually.
"It should be a girl. Some emotions are handled in a very delicate way." Jia Ruzi recalled the way the protagonist and the other two classmates get along in the comics, and had his own evaluation.
But Gojo Satoru held a different opinion: "Huh? That crisp and neat battle scene should be a boy!"
"What, girls can draw such powerful pictures too?!"
"Is it great to have a loud voice?! Boys can also embody delicate emotions!!"
Xia Youjie who was caught between the two of them: "..."
He touched his ears in a daze.
Am I going deaf? ?
"Jie/Xia You, do you think JJXX is a boy or a girl?!"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Xia Youjie, who was dragged into the innocent battlefield, sneered, "Maybe it's a shemale."
-
In the center of Sendai, a signing event on the first floor of a plaza.
The two looked at the one-eyed cat with the huge doll's head on it, and silently looked at Xia Youjie.
Xia Youjie looked puzzled: "What are you looking at me for?"
"Indeed, neither male nor female."
Jia Ruozi: "In a way, Xia You guessed it right."
Xia Youjie: "??"
outrageous...
-
JJXX, as the latest manga writer, is gaining popularity.
Anyway, the three of them waited in line for a long time to get to them.
(Gojo Satoru: They don’t even accept money to jump in line!!)
Kazuko still likes this manga quite a bit, and he is holding a personal poster of the protagonist Yuzuhiro Hirohito of "Spells Returning to War", hoping that the other party can sign it.
The huge one-eyed cat first signed his name, then politely said "Thank you for your support", then suddenly raised his head and stared at them.
"Family entry... nitro?"
Jia Ruozi: "Huh?"
She became a little alert.
"Excuse me, can you wait until the signing is over? I want to chat with you."
Gojo Satoru, who was standing aside, sneered, "You still want us to wait for you?"
Even Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes slightly: "By the time the signing is over, it's already late, isn't it?"
The one-eyed cat named JJXX didn't care much: "I can add Gojo Satoru to the scene."
"We'll be staying here tonight." Gojo Satoru said seriously.
Xia Youjie & Jia Ruzi: "..."
You have no bottom line!
-
There were indeed a lot of readers who came to the autograph session this time. By the time the autograph session ended, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.
The three of them were arranged by the staff to eat and drink, as well as chargers and game consoles, and they didn't feel too boring.
After the last signing, the one-eyed cat stood up and walked towards them.
"Awaited……"
The one-eyed cat spread his hands and said, "I can't help it, my comics are too popular."
Wujo Wu: "Cut, it's not because Wujo Wu is attractive."
Xia Youjie: "..."
He lowered his head and whispered to Jiarui Nitzi: "It's obviously just a comic, it's just the same name as the character, Wu Wu has completely brought the character into him."
Unexpectedly, the one-eyed cat smiled instead. It waved its huge paws and said seriously: "Maybe it's not just a name hit?"
"Uh..." Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes, "What do you mean?"
The one-eyed cat didn't answer his question this time, but asked again: "What do you think of my comic?"
"The battle is crisp and neat, and the logic is fairly smooth, not bad."
Gojo Satoru added: "The main reason is that the high school teacher named Gojo Satoru is very handsome."
Jia Ruozi rolled his eyes: "Can you stop boasting about Wujo Wutiao?"
"I won't say more about the battle scenes and logic, but the emotional description is quite good. May I ask, are you a girl?"
Apparently, Nitro remembered this discussion on the road.
One-eyed cat: "It's a cat——"
Jia Ruozi shrugged his shoulders and didn't ask any more questions.
"What about you?"
The one-eyed cat turned around and asked Xia Youjie. The huge one-eyed cat looked at it, and Xia Youjie could even see sincerity from it.
What the hell, isn't this a doll costume?
He shook his head, dispelled this thought, and then seriously replied: "The plot rhythm is very good, but it is undeniable that Knotabagi Yuhito is too naive as the protagonist."
One-eyed cat: "That's right... This is a novel comment."
It didn't ask why it was naive, and turned to look at the three of them.
"But having said that, about your plot, I haven't had time to draw it yet."
"Our... plot?"
"That's right..." The one-eyed cat nodded its bulky head, "I haven't drawn the Zheyu Chapter yet."
"Huh??" Jiarui Nitzi straightened his mind, then said hesitantly, "You mean, we are also in your comics?"
"That's not right, Nitro..." Gojo Satoru reacted, his eyes were a bit unfriendly, "This guy, what I want to say is..."
"We're comic book characters."
Xia Youjie added the following words to him.
In the backstage of the shopping mall, the other staff had already left, and now there were only four of them left.
The one-eyed cat nodded happily: "Bingo——"
Before he could say anything, Gojo Satoru stepped forward and took off the doll head of the one-eyed cat...
"Ok??"
One-eyed cat: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Instead of the imaginary writer wearing a doll costume, Gojo Satoru really separated the one-eyed cat's head from its body.
The sharp cry made Gojo Satoru put the doll's head back subconsciously.
"Rude!" the one-eyed cat yelled angrily, and then pawed and pawed to straighten its head.
Wutiaowu: "..."
Good guy, isn't this thing really a curse spirit? !
"Are you scolding me in your heart?" The one-eyed cat moved its eyes up and down, and sized him up.
"Aren't you a cartoonist? Why don't you guess?"
One-eyed cat: "You're scolding me. Look, I didn't draw you into the prison gate and seal you during the Shibuya incident!"
Wujo Wu, who was brutally sealed in the future: "?"
Xia Youjie: "Pfft..."
The one-eyed cat turned to look at him, and yelled again: "And you! Why are you laughing? I took your painting away!"
Xia Youjie, who will be robbed in the future: "?"
The two looked at each other, and then stepped forward in an extremely tacit understanding.
One restrained the one-eyed cat's limbs, and the other began to pull out its head.
One-eyed cat: "Ahhh!!"
Home into the glass: "..."
-
What would you do if you knew you were a character in a comic book?
What do you do when you find your manga author right in front of your eyes?
Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie showed ferocious smiles: "Here! Me! Change!"
One-eyed cat: "..."
The manga writer closed his eyes peacefully.
Jia Ruozi sat aside and looked at the unreleased comic book, his expression became more and more serious.
"Wujo, Xiayou, if what it says is true, look at the direction of the manga, then the magic world will not be too peaceful in the future."
"It's better to say when the magic world has been peaceful."
The one-eyed cat complained.
"Are you a manga author?" Jia Ruozi was a little helpless.
"Can't it be changed?"
The one-eyed cat held its head on its lap, and sat upright: "When I asked you just now, you all said that the logic is very smooth."
"Since the logic is smooth, how should we change it?"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Wutiaowu: "..."
"Jie/Wu, shall we do it again?"
The one-eyed cat who was twisted into twists again: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
-
"That's the way it is."
The head teacher standing in front of them looked gloomy.
Ye Mozheng wiped his face: "Do I look like a fool?"
-
"Whether Teacher Ye Moth looks like a fool, I don't know..." Wujo Gou punched the one-eyed cat on the head, his tone was a little distorted, "Can you stop drawing strange things?"
Xia Youjie in a bikini summoned Rainbow Dragon with a deadpan face.
Gojo Satoru: "Hahaha!!"
The one-eyed cat swears: "This can be put in the easter egg, don't you think!"
One person and one cat looked at each other and hit it off.
Xia Youjie: "..."
With the life and death of your best friend, you don't care?
#My brother only cares about whether he is happy or not#
#Plastic Brotherhood#
-
"What else can you do?"
Gojo Satoru enthusiastically provided inspiration to the one-eyed cat: "How about replacing Mr. Ye Moth with JK?"
Xia Youjie: "Enlightened..."
His best friend looked at him with eyes that were brimming.
Xia Youjie: "Nice job."
All the onlookers were watching: "..."
Except for me, there is no reliable conjurer in this class.
She sighed deeply.
-
The work has also been done, but the one-eyed cat will not give in to matters related to the plot other than the work.
"I will never do anything illogical!"
Gojo Satoru took out his mobile phone and showed it the photo he just took: "You say this to the night moth-sensei in the sailor suit."
One-eyed cat: "..."
I'm sorry for you, Teacher Noctua!
It was the two of them who forced me!
The ignorant night moth said: "?"
-
"It can't go on like this."
"If this guy is really a cartoonist who depicts our affairs, he must change our ending."
"How can such a petty profit shake our purpose? Don't you think so, Jay?"
"Gojo Satoru, do you see that I have drawn your handsomeness in this frame?"
"very perfect!"
Xia Youjie: "..."
If you believe in Wujo Wu again, I, Xia Youjie, am a dog.
-
"Although Wu Wu's actions are completely opposite to what he said, it is undeniable that what he said is quite right."
"You only need to watch a few movies to find this space-time paradox, so we have to find a key point to make a breakthrough."
"Xia Youjie, what do you think of me adding an easter egg where you step on Wujo Wu?"
Xia Youjie: "Please be sure to draw it!"
Home into the glass: "..."
Are you boys reliable?
-
"Tell me, how on earth can you modify the comic ending?"
The rich N generation Gojo Satoru showed his arrogant face: "I'll give you 500 million, and quickly change the ending for me!"
One-eyed cat: "..."
It picked up the pen and muttered while drawing: "Wujo Satoru, a poor N-generation who is poor and weak and hiccups..."
Wutiaowu: "..."
Gojo Satoru, who was mad, kicked away the head of the one-eyed cat that had just been installed.
-
"Stop kicking my head, it's all wrinkled!"
The one-eyed cat hugged his head angrily, and BB loudly: "If you are not satisfied with the ending of my manga, you can give me a satisfactory ending!"
Jia Ruo Nitro was thoughtful: "It seems to be a good way."
Her eyes gradually shifted from the one-eyed cat to her two classmates.
Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie: "?"
-
"Oh! Wujo Wu! Why are you Wujo Wu!"
"Oh! Xia Youjie! Why are you Xia Youjie!"
One-eyed cat: "..."
Oh eyes, why are you my eyes!
The one-eyed cat turned his head expressionlessly and looked at Jia Ruozi, who was in charge of the small theater.
"I only have one eye."
Please, let it go.
-
Jia Ruozi tied a knot in satisfaction, then clapped his hands: "Okay..."
A one-eyed cat tied to a chair has nothing to love.
"Go on, Gojo, Xiayou."
Gojo Satoru, who was wearing a Cinderella costume, gave an OK sign.
Xia Youjie, who was wearing a prince's costume, looked at the script in his hand.
He revealed his pain mask.
-
"ah--"
Gojo Wujo's version of Cinderella shyly said: "This is my crystal slipper!"
Prince Xia Youjie: "..."
"Do you think your size 45 feet will fit in your size 36 shoes?"
The director's family is full of nitrous: "Cough, cough, summer oil!"
Xia Youjie looked back innocently: "Director, I think the prince may be a bit stupid, but he is not blind."
One-eyed cat: "Hahaha!!"
Finally, the crystal slipper was stuffed into the mouth of the one-eyed cat.
One-eyed cat: "..."
-
"Oh! Look at her delicate face, white skin and fresh lips, I must kiss..."
Xia Youjie: "Dear..."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Xia Youjie: "I'm sorry director, I can't appease my conscience."
Gojo Wujo's version of Snow White laughed wildly, and even laughed so hard.
Home into the glass: "..."
-
Xia Youjie didn't understand, why is Nitro so obsessed with fairy tales?
"Fairy tales are deceiving!"
Originally thought that he would get a rebuttal, but he didn't expect that Jiarui Nizi quickly accepted his suggestion.
"Then let's take another shot."
-
"For all the persistent pain of love, for all the persistent pain of hate—"
"I can't tell the difference between love and hate, is it like this!"
Gojo Satoru looked at the script: "emmmmm..."
Xia Youjie also looked at his script: "emmmm..."
One-eyed cat: "How is it? The script I recommend is not bad!"
Home into the glass: "Not bad, very urban atmosphere."
Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie: "??"
-
"Director, you've been hanging five stars for three days!"
"Has he changed?"
"No! Wutiao Xingxing said that he would use [Cang] to bombard you!"
Home into the glass: "??"
-
After trying so many scripts, even Gojo Satoru felt physically and mentally exhausted.
But all the scripts are either half-shot, or can't start at all.
As a temporary director, Jia Ruozi was extremely troubled.
"Do you still want to change the script... No, the manga is ending?"
Gojo Satoru looked lazy: "You can change it as you like, I don't believe that this thing can end better than Ellie."
Xia Youjie lay flat and looked at the sky, as if he had escaped into an empty door: "You can let me run with Pinru's wardrobe on my shoulders, and change the ending of the comic? Forget it."
Home into the glass: "..."
The one-eyed cat laughed out loud.
-
In fact, after a few times of mutual torture, Gojo Satoru became indifferent to changing the ending of the manga.
"It really doesn't work. Let's kill the one-eyed cat to sacrifice to heaven."
One-eyed cat: "?"
Are you all right?
-
After torturing the three guys enough, Chuan Tiange patted his ass and planned to leave in another day.
Ask him how he feels these days?
Aside from the annoyance of getting your head pulled out, it's pretty cool at other times.
Especially seeing the pain of these three people (?);
In particular, there is a Gojo Satoru who said that the things he shoots will never be popular.
Just kidding, he's super hot!
But in the end, he still kept all the comics of Shimo Akutami.
-
Early the next morning, Gojo Satoru did not find any trace of the one-eyed cat.
Instead, in the room it was in, a large bundle of comic books was found.
At the same time, there was a small upsurge of comics on the Internet.
JJXX opened a special episode of "Spell Return"——
"Sensei's Bizarre Adventure".
On it was a short story about a strange one-eyed cat and a trio of high school students.
-
In 2018, "Spell Return" has been suspended for 12 years.
Everyone has changed from "send the blade if you don't update it" to "it's good for the author to live".
They don't even have the expectation of this comic being updated again.
Now that he has become a teacher of the high school of conjuration, Wujo Wupa is pulling the comic book that has obvious signs of oldness.
"If it weren't for this comic, I would have thought I was dreaming that time."
He looked sideways at Xia Youjie, that guy became the head teacher of the second grade, and he became the head teacher of the first grade this year.
Double teacher IF line is good!
"Compared to this, Wu, are you going to class or not?"
Xia Youjie tied the meatball's head, then glanced helplessly at the phone screen.
"Hui is going to bring two jade dogs to bite you."
Gojo Satoru turned pale with shock: "Just say I'm not here—"
"late……"
The urchin-headed boy looked at him with a gloomy expression: "Teacher Wutiao, what are you doing here?"
"All the freshmen have arrived, are you still fishing here?"
Gojo Satoru came out with an emoticon pack in shock.
"Jie! Do you think this Fu Heihui is OOC?!"
Fu Heihui: "..."
Xia Youjie: "Calm down, Hui."
Saying this, Xia Youjie kicked towards Wutiao Wu in a snappy manner.
Gojo Satoru deftly dodges: "Hey!"
-
The freshman who enrolled this time is the famous protagonist Yuzuhiro Hirohito.
The one that didn't swallow the finger, of course.
Gojo Satoru took the initiative to find him, and peeled the orange peel of the high-level mantra who was trying to do something small.
And that Knotweed Yujin really got along well with him, after knowing the ins and outs of everything, he agreed to enroll without hesitation.
This time he was picked up to enter the school.
Xia Youjie followed behind him, sighing a little: "The protagonist of the comic..."
Gojo Satoru: "I am also the protagonist!"
Xia Youjie: "You mean "Sensei's Bizarre Adventure"?"
"You're the main character of the joke, right?"
"Spell forward -"
The two of them were obviously teachers, but they were still fighting and fighting. After a long time, they finally arrived at the welcome place for freshmen.
"Welcome Yourin—"
"Teacher Wutiao!"
Gojo Satoru's raised smiling face suddenly stopped.
Standing next to Yuzu Yujin, the one-eyed cat, who was two meters tall, waved happily at him: "Yo... Gojo Satoru!"
"Your wonderful adventure is coming again!"
Wutiaowu: "..."
Can I return it?
-
Chuan Tiange took off the holographic device and rubbed his forehead.It had been a long time since he had been in contact with holographic equipment for such a long time, and his spirit was a little aching.
He is now renting another house in the Interstellar Center, and he doesn't know how many days he can last.
However, Kawadaga is also searching for other habitable worlds.
Over the past year, he has traveled to many places, seen many landscapes, and met many ordinary people.
He has seen the shortcomings of ordinary people and appreciated their strengths.
In Chuan Tiange's heart, the three words "ordinary people" are not just simple words like they used to be.
Maybe he has some regrets about obtaining the qualification certificate, but Kawada Ge has made up his mind.
If ordinary people's officials still look at ordinary people with that kind of narrow vision, then this kind of qualification certificate examination is not very meaningful.
But it didn't disappoint him, the other party was still making changes.
He didn't care about the loading of the test results on the screen, and exited directly.
Even if you go to take the qualification certificate again, that will be a matter of the future.
What's more, he has more important things to do now.
"Did you get in touch?"
Jiyou: "It's ok, that place is quite peaceful, and there are no people in Star Royale for at least 20 years."
Kawadaga has found a suitable place to live.
After getting an affirmative answer, he carried his bag and left without saying a word.
-
It is a very familiar place, maybe the civilizations on Earth are very similar.
Chuan Tiange looked around, and there were people coming and going on the street.
He took a deep breath, and breathed the peaceful and warm breath of smoke into his body.
Soon, he found a hotel with familiarity, put his things in it, and went out.
I haven't been to the video game city much, so go in and play him for an hour or two.
I’ve only heard backstreet girls in concerts, so it’s good to meet other idols.
Chuan Tiange walked back and forth in the streets and alleys.
The sky is blue, with thin clouds superimposed, but it will not obscure the sun's light.
It is autumn now, the warm sun shines on the skin, and there is a long-lost warmth.
He didn't put on any disguise, because it seemed that no one would be surprised by the color of his eyes.
"Hi, may I need something?"
Chuan Tiange came to an ice cream shop, looked at the sign above, and thought for a long time.
After a long time, the staff couldn't help but ask, "Sir?"
"Hmm... Then give me a combination of chocolate and original flavor."
Chuan Tiange didn't care that he could still eat ice cream in autumn. Anyway, he was physically fit and wouldn't catch a cold.
Thinking of this, he took another big bite.
But soon, his eyes were attracted by a shop again.
It was a shop selling clothes, which sold casual men's styles.
Chuan Tiange stood outside the glass window, looking all over the place for suitable clothes.
Anyway, the camel coat he had worn for more than a year should be changed.
However, unexpectedly, at this moment, a person came out of the locker room.
A gray-blue top with black slim-fit trousers.
Looks pretty good.
He praised. He thought that the other party would never hear him through the glass, but he didn't expect that the person who was praised would turn around.
Kawatage: "..."
good guy...
Isn't this fucking Xia Youjie? !
And looking at this guy's face and eyes, could it be that world? !
He could only smile awkwardly and politely at Xia Youjie.
Unexpectedly, the other party rushed towards him as if he had been stimulated by something.
And because of the barrier of the glass, it failed.
Soon, Xia Youjie ran towards the door, as if trying to chase him out.
Kawatage: "..."
Should he run or should he not run?
This thought suddenly dissipated when Xia Youjie ran towards him with a clear goal, leaving only one thought——
run!run now!
Sa Yazi run!
If you run later, this guy will definitely come up with something again! !
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