Ordinary Living Qualification Certificate

【1】Golden Egg's Shibuya Book

[I and the game don't live together] Because I went to the exam last time, but because the assistant bombed the exam room, I was included in the official blacklist and I was busy.

After he finally settled everything, he went to the forum and found out what a big event he had missed during this time.

Candidate No. 037, that is, the oil bottle of ordinary people, the eldest brother of Laotan, after a joint exam, he never took the exam for ordinary people again.

Not only that, as soon as the other party came out of the joint examination room, he was interviewed by the boss of ordinary people.

The eldest brother pointed out the irrationality of the ordinary people's examination system very aggressively.

"If this is the official definition of ordinary people, then this kind of qualification certificate is not of much use, right?"

The boss who was originally running over to win him over had a complex complexion like an overturned paint tray.

Anyway, he couldn't imagine that kind of picture, but he could appreciate the domineering brother.

How can a candidate dare to point at the responsible party and curse at others before he has passed the test!

Brother dare!

Jin Dan's admiration for Big Brother rises again.

And not only that, the eldest brother also said it, and said it specifically on the forum.

"Perhaps I had thought about the ordinary person qualification certificate for a while, and it was indeed the qualification certificate itself. But later I realized that this qualification certificate does not have much influence on me."

"If you think that I need this qualification certificate to avoid being hunted down, that would be too ridiculous. Like me, if I was hunted down, I would call him back directly."

"Compared with qualification certificates, I want to understand the meaning of ordinary people. Because I found out from the people around me that the world is not like this."

"In the eyes of many people, ordinary people who have been labeled cowardly and timid are actually extremely great in life."

"Perhaps everyone can't understand such a simple statement. I can't further explain its meaning, so I decided to travel."

"Compared with other people's definitions of ordinary people in books, I want to see with my own eyes."

"For ordinary people, maybe you formulate such rules from your point of view, and I have no right to criticize you."

"But at the same time, if you can't change the existing system, I think ordinary candidates like me will point it out in the future!"

Originally, everyone thought that such a provocation and slap in the face would make the officials furious, but they didn't expect that after more than a month, the ordinary people's officials really began to rest.

Because of this, many people on the forum began to have some guesses about the identity of the eldest brother.

But that's not what Golden Egg cares about.

He just sent a message to his eldest brother in an ordinary afternoon.

【I don't live with the game】: "Brother, isn't Shibuya originally?"

After a long time, the other party replied to the message.

【037】: "Come."

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The moment his right hand touched the planet, white light exploded.

Kawada prevented the asteroid from colliding with the earth, and the world was preserved.

And coincidentally, the time for the joint exam has also arrived.

Almost without waiting for Chuan Tiange to exit, the group was ejected from the holographic examination room.

Leaving aside the candidates for other qualification certificates, only three ordinary people candidates got the results in the joint examination of the second part of the ordinary person qualification certificate.

He Ge, Wu Xiao, and the unlucky examinee who had been in a coma for a long time.

Not surprisingly, the friend got a D, but the unlucky candidate got an A.

Originally, Jiyou was still yelling about what was going on, but Chuan Tiange understood it all at once.

Indeed, the behavior of the other party is in line with the official definition of ordinary people.

In other words, it's useless.

Chuan Tiange didn't feel wronged, on the contrary, he felt a sudden realization.

It turns out that this is a test for ordinary people.

But when it was his turn to get his report card, he was left behind by the staff.

"Sorry, this candidate, someone will give you your transcript later in person."

This time there was another person at the front desk, and his attitude was polite, but he didn't know what the situation was now.

"Can't I get it now? You seem to have my report card in your hand, right?"

Kawadaga narrowed his eyes.

Of course he saw the thin report card pressed by the front desk.

The other party's smile was a little stiff.

"I'm sorry, this examinee..." She wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Chuan Tiange.

"Forget it, I don't want it anymore."

Anyway, he didn't plan to continue the exam. Instead of wasting time on such a fake exam, he might as well get in touch with real ordinary people and what their lives are like.

Chuan Tiange was about to leave, but was stopped again.

This time it was a tall, handsome man who also held a thin report card in his hand.

"Don't be so impatient, candidate 037."

"I am the official representative of ordinary people, don't you want to know what your grades are like?"

The other party took out the paper in his hand and looked at him with a smile.

"Anyway, it won't be the one in your hand."

The man's face was as stiff as the face at the front desk a minute ago.

Kawada is not stupid, so he can quickly guess the general idea.

The other party probably already knew his identity, but they didn't know whether they had explored the star escape list number one or a potential world constructor.

But no matter what, Kawada Ge didn't want to say anything more.

"Is this not what you want?"

The man showed the transcript in his hand, the candidate number on it was 037, and the grade was S.

it is as expected.

Faced with this report card, Chuan Tiange was not happy, but rather disappointed.

It turns out that this is the officialdom of ordinary people.

The man didn't see his disappointment. He moved closer and said in a low voice, "I know you have great potential. People like you are needed behind the scenes."

"I?"

"You may not know, it's not just me, Laotan and Shigou also want to win you over to them."

"Maybe you may not meet the definition of an ordinary person, but you are very suitable for the identity of a pioneer."

The man talked eloquently: "Become a pioneer of ordinary people? I promise to give you a life qualification certificate for ordinary people. You just need to find a world suitable for being an examination room for ordinary people in countless time and space."

"Your force value is strong, and your judgment on some worlds is very unique, which is very suitable for the identity of a pioneer!"

"And don't you want our qualification certificate very much? As long as you promise that you will pass all three and four subjects with S grades!"

Of course, the man knew that such words could not be heard by others, so he just whispered them to Kawada Ge.

Chuan Tiange: "Is this promise given to me by you, or by ordinary people?"

Hearing the other party's question, the man was stunned for a moment, and then showed a joyful expression: "Of course I gave it to you! Ordinary people have ordinary rules, but I have some background to make it easier for you."

He wanted to continue to say something to increase his bargaining chips, but was interrupted by Kawada Ge.

The young man showed a smile that was not a smile, and suddenly asked: "So it's just your idea?"

Man: "Ah..."

He hesitated a bit, but Kawada Ge guessed it in the end.

The other party's reaction made Chuan Tiange feel a little bit relieved in addition to being disappointed.

At least among ordinary people, not everyone has such thoughts.

"I reject……"

He crossed his hands and made a big X, and then said loudly, "Daba!"

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The next thing was very logical, Kawata Ge left the examination room without hesitation.

Later, the friend asked him why he didn't agree?He also just replied-

"Am I afraid of being hunted down?"

At the beginning, he avoided hunting because he wanted to do well in the exam, but Chuan Tiange was never afraid of coming to find trouble.

But he also understood that in Star Royale, you can't expect everyone to have brains like him.

Didn't you see that last time those people thought he had fallen to the top of the list and came to trouble him?

-

Kawada resigned.

"Eh?"

When Xiao Lin heard about this, her reliable junior was packing her things.

"Why did you suddenly resign?"

Although it's not polite to inquire about other people's private affairs, Xiao Lin was still a little confused: "Is it because of work?"

The younger generation rubbed his obedient hair and said with a smile: "No, it's my own reason. I want to go out and have a look while I'm young."

Young people go out and have a look... Kobayashi seldom hears such words, and most of the young people around him who are as old as Kawada are doing their work step by step with peace of mind.

However, if Kawata said this sentence again, he would not be surprised at all.

"That's right..." Kobayashi nodded, "Then I wish you a pleasant trip."

Chuan Tiange smiled: "Thank you, senior."

In the end, they exchanged contact information. Makoto Takiya was unable to come to work to see Kawada because he asked for leave.

However, Chuan Tiange promised that he will share the good-looking photos with them in the future.

"Well, that's what Kawata said."

Back home, Kobayashi sat on the sofa and said casually while watching TV.

After clearing the table, Thor paused.

"However, he also gave me and Takiya a bag of coffee raw materials. Knowing that the coffee is made by him, I will really sigh in the future."

Holding the coffee cup in his arms, Kobayashi sighed comfortably: "Kawada, he really knows everything."

"Coffee...is it from him?"

Thor walked to the edge of the sofa, sat next to Xiao Lin, looked at the coffee cup in his hand, and suddenly asked, "Does Xiao Lin like it?"

"Huh? Well, it tastes good."

Kobayashi took a sip of his coffee, and he relaxed: "When Kawada and I met for the first time, after he gave me the can of coffee, he suddenly became lucky."

Lucky……

The golden-haired dragon maid frowned: "I see! He is really a very lucky person."

There is a strong magical smell on the coffee.

But if the other party has already left, the things left behind are not harmful.Let's not tell Kobayashi for now.

"Traveling when I was young..."

Looking up to drink clean coffee, Kobayashi put the coffee cup on the coffee table, then turned to look at Thor.

"Hey, Thor, shall we take a trip too?"

"Eh?! Eeeeeeeee!"

"Don't want to go?"

"No no no, totally willing! Go now!"

"Wait, wait, there's no need to be so anxious! Don't wave your wings!!"

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【2】The Shibuya book of Golden Egg;

"So so... so so..."

After meeting offline, Jindan explained the rules dryly, and then looked at the big brother opposite.

"Brother, do you understand?"

The eldest brother in a camel coat looks very serious.

After a long time, he slowly raised his head, stared at the golden egg and said slowly: "I don't understand at all."

"Eh--"

For a while, Jindan was a little discouraged.

But the big brother on the opposite side looked at him for a long time, and finally couldn't help but put his hand on Jindan's head, and huffed a few times.

Golden egg:"……"

"But isn't the exam going to start in the afternoon?"

"It's not that I haven't contacted you, brother."

When he said this, he was a little frustrated: "I finally got pulled out of the official blacklist this time. It's okay if I don't, but if I blow up the examination room again, I guess I will stay in the official blacklist." list."

"Brother! Only you can help me now!"

He was obviously a young and vigorous half-grown man, and his tears were not vague at all.

The corner of the eldest brother's mouth twitched: "Although I told you to help you at the beginning, let me say it first, I only passed the exams for ordinary people."

"Not yet."

Jin Dan wiped away tears, raised her head and puffed her chest out: "Brother, did I envy you for passing the exam? I envied your body... No, I envied your soul!"

Brother: "It's too late for you to change your mouth, I heard it all."

Golden egg:"……"

"Anyway, for this exam, the official applied for a double card for me for special reasons. I am not allowed to take the exam if there are more than two people."

To be precise, as long as there are more than two people, regardless of whether they are the candidates of Laotan or not, he will get out of the [game mod loading] qualification certificate examination room.

Game official: Get out of my fairy castle! .jpg;

In the afternoon, the two came to the special examination room together.

-

The exam for this kind of qualification certificate is completely different from the exam for ordinary people, and Kawada Ge has never understood their rules.

Although he has bought an interstellar mobile phone and tried his best to keep up with the development of network information, sometimes he still holds the mobile phone and shows the expression of an old man on the subway.

The game mod made by Golden Egg is Halloween.

-

The moment Chuan Tiange entered the examination room, he knew...

it's over...

Look at this station sign - Shibuya.

Look at the exam time - 10.31;

Look at the background of this exam——"Spells Returning to War" Shibuya Chapter;

Kawada Ge wanted to quit for a moment.

Dreaming back to the second exam of ordinary human subjects half a year ago.

#pain mask#

He looked left and right, but did not find the golden egg.

[Brother, I am the creator of the game mod, and I am not involved in the testing.This qualification certificate test is a mod made by off-site personnel testing candidates, and the pass is determined by the score of playability and viewing. 】

Kawada Ge: "So..."

【So it's up to you, big brother, Chumi! 】

Kawatage:? ?

You are still tweeting, do you believe that I will grab your head off after you come out?

-

The thing is like this, in order to be able to seal Gojo Satoru with the prison gate, Ronso used a lot of strength and designed countless circles within circles within circles, sets within sets within sets, and finally set an important one in Shibuya. war.

Referred to as "Shibuya Incident".

Theoretically, this incident will be a great success for Lisuo.

But in fact, under such conditions with almost no interfering factors, there are still unforeseen situations happening.

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"Melon seeds, peanuts, ham sausage, beer, cigarettes, mineral water..."

"Young man, let me go."

With a pale but delicate face, the man pushed the trolley, patted the shoulder of the person in front of him, and said in a very decadent tone: "Hurry up and let me out to sell something on Halloween."

On the fifth basement floor of the Tokyo Metro, where all ordinary people can't see, a battle is ready to go.

But before the fight broke out, the man was dressed as a castle vampire and was pushing a small cart full of snacks.

His tone was extremely decadent, as if selling things was just for daily expenses.

The white-haired conjurer who was in a serious mood looked at him quietly.

"Here's a peanut." He suddenly raised his hand and said.

"what……"

Facing Gojo Satoru, the curse spirit standing on the rails let out an angry and surprised voice.

"What are you doing?!"

But the eyes of the man dressed as a vampire lit up.

"Thank you for your patronage! A total of [-] yen!!"

Gojo Satoru casually took the bag of peanuts, then touched his own pocket: "Ah, what a coincidence..."

He took out his pocket and motioned to the man: "I forgot to bring my wallet."

The man became decadent again: "Oh..."

"But my home is not far from here. I'll go get the money for you after I'm done."

Man: "Ohhhh!! Good boss!!"

Leu Hu: "What is it—hey, are you looking down on me?!"

The angry Li Hu went directly to the man's side in a flash, and his hands carrying gravity went straight to the man's heart.

"Sorry, there is no such deal in this store."

The man covered his chest with both hands, and said shyly, "I'm not selling myself, I'm selling my art!"

Leo who was directly avoided: "?"

Gojo Satoru: "Hahaha interesting and interesting."

"But speaking of it, you guys are so dedicated..." The man continued to recommend snacks on the cart to the seemingly generous Gojo Satoru, and said, "Although it's Halloween, there's no need to fight on the railroad tracks Bar?"

Gojo Satoru stuffed a handful of peanuts into his mouth, which was surprisingly good.

"Hmm, so you're pretending to be... a medieval vampire?"

The man praised: "Bingo!"

"So are you pretending to be Wang Lei or A Bing?"

Gojo Satoru: "?"

The hand eating the peanut paused slightly.

"Although you guys are a little bit high school, but that Mount Fuji over there is doing pretty well! It only has one eye!"

Mount Fuji Lehu: "I'm going to kill you ignorant human being!!"

The man looked serious: "I said it all..."

"He's a vampire!"

He showed an extremely shy look.

Gojo Satoru looked at them with interest.

"I said, are you playing with some special setting?"

On the high platform on the right, a girl with a witch hat on her head and a broom in her hand looked at them with folded arms.

She looked very helpless, but also a little curious: "What are you playing, can we not see your settings?"

As he said this, the ordinary people who had terrified expressions suddenly restrained their expressions, and everyone looked thoughtful.

Gojo Satoru faintly felt something was wrong.

"Maybe they're playing that kind of game..." A tall, muscular man wearing a bar bunny costume with his waist down, shouted loudly, "We are ordinary people, so we can't see their settings!"

Gojo Satoru: "?"

"So you guys can see it from the beginning?" Gojo Satoru couldn't help asking after seeing a ghost.

The ordinary people on both sides nodded in unison.

They said in unison: "Is there a problem?"

There is a problem, of course there is a problem!

"Are you conjurers?"

"Conjurer, is this your setting?" Everyone chatted and discussed.

"I understand, this is the routine of the youth, right!"

The brawny bunny girl winked at Gojo Satoru, then climbed down from the high platform and rushed directly to Lehu!

This extremely impactful picture made Leo Hu stretch out her hand subconsciously——

The burly bunny girl who was one meter away suddenly stopped without warning, and then fell backwards.

"Ah—that's amazing!!"

Everyone: "..."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Leaky Hu: "..."

The brawny bunny girl took out her own blood bag from the deep chest muscle slit, bit it open, and tapped it on the corner of her mouth.

Then he rolled his eyes convulsively and said, "Ah! I'm dead!"

Perfect lying dead...

Wutiaowu: "..."

He was silent for a long time, and then finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Hahaha!!"

Leaky Hu: "..."

The ordinary people around jumped off the high platform one after another as if they had found a treasure, and went straight to the three curse spirits!

"Come on! Step over my dead body!"

"Go! Boy, you go, I will definitely block him for you... Ah! I'm dead!"

Gojo Satoru laughed so hard that the blindfold almost fell off.

These people seem to be unaffected by the curse spirit, and they scramble to use Oscar-like acting skills to create a record of "killing" people by the curse spirit.

Leaky Hu: "..."

The volcano head is furious!

It was so angry that the top of the volcano began to smoke.However, before even the sparks could be ejected, he was killed by a fire extinguisher.

Fire extinguisher: "Sorry, occupational disease."

The big boy who cosplays as a fire extinguisher coughed, trying to cover up his embarrassment.

-

In this battle, the curse spirit party suffered a disastrous defeat.

-

What Ronso failed to figure out is that all the ordinary people who participated in the Shibuya Incident this time were actually using Halloween to let themselves go... um... Kawadaga?

-

"Actually, I think it's Halloween. It's not too much to shoot a small sitcom, right?"

The brawny bunny girl carrying the camera came up to Gojo Satoru, and said with a playful smile, "Anyway, we can't get out now, why don't we shoot a part?"

Gojo Satoru looked at him for a long time, and then readily agreed: "Shoot!"

-

[A long time ago, there was a hero in the world who silently protected the world. 】

The white-haired blindfolded man makes his debut!

The brawny bunny girl followed up frantically with the camera on her shoulders, shooting Gojo Satoru's beauty in 360 degrees without any dead angle.

【They are sometimes knights—】

Knight version Gojo Satoru!

[They are sometimes magicians——]

Magician version Gojo Satoru!

[Even sometimes a bunny girl——]

Gojo Satoru clasped his hands together, and firmly rejected the costume worn by the strong man and the bunny girl: "Daba..."

【why not?Obviously bunny girls are very popular, okay? ! 】

"But it's on you, Daba."

【okok, let's change to another...】

[Sometimes even an ordinary college teacher. 】

Teacher version Gojo Satoru!

Gojo Satoru changed back to his original outfit again, evoking a smile that made countless girls scream.

"Yo...girls—"

Everyone: "Ah, teacher Wutiao!!"

The Golden Egg from God's Perspective: "..."

Wait, these people are big brothers, right? !

He looked at the expressions on these people's faces in horror.

Big Brother actually did this for my exam! !

Thanks my brother! !

[Although the heroes live forever, the darkness also follows. 】

Gojo Satoru covered his heart very wisely, showing a very weak expression...

"Pfft hahaha!!"

-

[Why are you laughing, this is filming! 】

Gojo Satoru wiped the corner of his eyes: "I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back hahaha!"

【…】

The guy laughed even harder.

After a long delay, he stopped, and then covered his face with his hands, and a muffled voice came from under his hands: "If you cover your face, you won't be able to see."

【Fine. 】

[As the world develops, there are more and more darkness, but fewer and fewer heroes.The only hero that exists in this world gradually has the idea of ​​betrayal. 】

[But later, he had more friends, and he also had his favorite students.Even if the world becomes worse, with them by their side, the hero feels that the world is already great. 】

-

After all the short films were shot, the burly bunny girl handed the camera to Gojo Satoru.

Then enthusiastically let him comment.

Gojo Satoru read it critically, and then directly commented: "This story will definitely not be popular."

Chuan Tiange: "?"

The brawny bunny girl was shocked: "How is this possible?!"

"There is absolutely nothing wrong with my story and my approach to filming!"

Gojo Satoru put the camera away, and said arrogantly, "Unless I buy it."

Kawada got stuck: "..."

"Uh..." The brawny bunny girl finally said with a complicated expression: "You better not [beep] face."

-

After this assessment, Jindan was still in a daze.

Let me go, the game mod for Halloween can still be used like this? !

Really, I thought that the eldest brother would only use one of the characters at most, but I didn't expect him to use all the characters.

It shows the charm of the character in all directions and without dead ends!

Especially that brawny bunny girl!

It's just rubbing repeatedly on his XP! !

Chuan Tiange: "?"

Then what surprised him even more was yet to come.

A week after the exam passed, the official of "Spell Return" wanted to develop a holographic game, and they caught sight of the game mod tested by Golden Egg during the exam.

Golden Egg, he got an offer.

Golden egg:"??"