Ordinary Living Qualification Certificate

Chapter 6 Ordinary Human-Headed Gods

A dark room, a cage that exudes a dilapidated and decaying smell.This 3-square-meter cage is the only range where Nanako and Mimiko can move around on weekdays.

Already, the pain is numb.

The two curled up in the corner of the cage, using each other's bodies as the only source of warmth.

Compared to them, those two outside the cage are monsters, aren't they?

The sharp voice, the ferocious expression, the exaggerated movements... How can this be called a human being?

"Don't be afraid, Mimiko..." The white-haired girl hugged her sister tightly, her pale golden eyes fixed on the barking 'monster' outside the cage, comforting her tremblingly, "Don't be afraid ..."

God... If there is a god, come and save them!

Why, why are we born in this ugly place, why are we confined in this cage!

"What, what kind of eyes are you kid!!"

The old woman showed a ferocious face, and roared loudly: "Monsters like you shouldn't live in this world—"

"crunch-"

The door behind him creaked and then slammed shut.After the heavy sound, thick dust flew up, disturbing the vision of the two.

Suddenly, the house fell into deadly darkness.

"What, what's going on?!"

"How do I know...Hey, monster, did you two do it! Just wait for me!!"

The honest-looking man couldn't figure out the direction, waving his arms wildly in the dark, and he was not weakly threatening.

Suddenly, there was a burst of wind in his ears, and the man stepped back in fright, looking at the things in front of him in astonishment.

"Hey! What are you doing, you stepped on my foot!?" The woman tried to push the man away impatiently, but was grabbed by the arm severely.

"Hiss! What are you doing..."

"Look!"

The man's voice full of fear came, following his voice, the woman looked over suspiciously.

"what?!"

Where the cage should have been, the figures of the two little monsters disappeared, and instead appeared in the air...a human head? !

The two screamed in terror and tried to run backwards, only to be tripped hard by something.

The person in front of him heard the sound and looked down extremely slowly.

The woman screamed in fright, but the man behind her covered her mouth.

At this time, don't scream and anger the monster...

The man's throat rolled, and cold sweat had already flowed from his forehead.

[Old XX Village Chief]

The human-headed monster accurately called out the man's name, and stared at him with dark pupils.

The monster, the monster called me... Am I going to die? !

The man suppressed the fear and squeezed out a flattering smile.

"Ghost, Lord Ghost..."

【Ghost...】

The dangling human head chewed on the word, still looking at him expressionlessly.

The man's heart trembled, and he hurriedly changed his words: "God, my lord! Yes, my lord!!"

He lowered his body, prostrated himself on the ground, and said flatteringly, "No, no, don't you know what your lord's order is for you to come here?"

What the hell is this monster! !Didn't the conjurers come to help kill the monsters?Why haven't you come yet? !

[I heard that you imprisoned my goddess here] the head said, and gradually leaned over.

[Is there such a thing? 】

Goddess... what kind of Goddess?Where did the goddess come from...

Those two monsters! !

The man's eyes widened suddenly, and his raised head hit the ground hard.

The whole room could only hear the voice of the man crying bitterly: "My lord, we don't know about those two monsters... Goddess is here, so I have offended you!! Please forgive us, my lord!!"

There was a dead silence all around.In this dead silence, the man suddenly thought of dozens of villagers who died in the village.

The astonished expression, and the abnormal way of death... Maybe it's not a ghost, but a god! !

There was still no sound. After a while, the man finally couldn't help but raise his head: "My, my lord..."

The human head was almost face to face with him, the man's scream was suppressed in his throat, his white eyes rolled upwards, and he almost passed out.

And the woman beside him passed out not knowing how long ago, lying beside him like soft noodles.

[Someone has come to inspect the village now] The head of the man did not blink his eyes, his face was as pale as paper, but the man did not dare to associate it with ghosts at all, for fear that his thoughts would be caught by the gods and he would end up like those villagers.

【Do you know how to do it? 】

The man didn't dare to raise his head, he nodded frantically and shouted: "I will obediently cooperate with the investigation, I will!!"

Head: "Go."

As if the man had been pardoned, his adrenaline was soaring, his thick body was supported by his limp noodle legs, his arms dragged the woman, he pushed open the door and rushed to find the police officers.

The light pushed open the wooden door and came in, illuminating the originally dark house.

The girls in the cage flinched and opened their eyes cautiously——

In front of their cage, a red-faced police officer in uniform put a man's legs on his shoulders with all his strength.

"Okay, are you alright, Mr. Ichichi..."

Officer Morikawa had a hideous face, and his veins burst out.

Both legs were supported by the police officer, and Yi Dizhi stood in a daze parallel to the ground, holding a small flashlight in his hand.

Just taking advantage of the invisibility of human eyes in the dark, Yidizhi pretended to be a blackened human-headed deity, scaring the two adults who spoke rudely and ran away.

"Thank you, Officer Morikawa..." Yidizhi put away the flashlight, put on the black-rimmed glasses calmly, and said, "Please let me down."

Officer Morikawa: "Okay, okay!"

However, unexpectedly, after keeping this position for too long, Morikawa's arm softened uncontrollably with a slight movement.

"Mr. Ichi-"

Nanako and Mimiko couldn't help but widen their eyes.

Use your body force, turn your head and tail!

Yizhizhi landed gracefully with a perfect front flip, landing on the decayed and dusty floor like a soft gymnastics mat! !

Nanako & Mimiko: "Good, that's amazing!"

Officer Morikawa breathed a sigh of relief.

Great……

He moved his arm and turned to look at the iron lock outside the cage.

"Ah, it's actually locked..." Morikawa frowned, "What a scumbag!"

A key stretched out from behind him, Morikawa was taken aback and looked back.

Yidizhi, who was standing behind him, pushed his glasses, and the lenses flashed white: "It's the key of the village chief."

Morikawa: "..."

How many things have you done in the dark where I can't see? !

-

Nanako supported Mimiko, avoided Officer Morikawa's hand trying to help them, walked step by step in front of Ichichi who was standing not far away, and bowed solemnly to him.

Yidizhi lowered his eyes slightly, put his right hand on his chest and bowed deeply like them.

The two girls supported each other, and slowly but firmly walked out of the house that had imprisoned them throughout their childhood.

It's sunny outside the house.

There are blue sky, birds, wind, green grass...and cows looking up at them.

The girls looked at the moist and innocent eyes of the cow, and their noses were sore.

"Woo... woo woo ah ah!!"

They stumbled and ran over, hugged the pure and innocent cow and cried loudly, as if they wanted to pour out all their grievances.

Bull Xiaohua who was hugged inexplicably: "?"

Chew Chew Chew... Humans are so weird.

-

Houshan's curse spirit is still growing. Although it is more powerful than the general level one, it is not enough to compare with the super level that Xia Youjie expelled.

He clapped his hands, and stepped out of the cordon with a quick movement.

The phone also just received a message.

[TO Mr. Xia You, the police officers have closed the team, do you need me to pick you up?Ichichi]

Xia Youjie stared at the two strings of garbled characters for a long time, and finally gave up knowing the full name of the new assistant supervisor.

【no need. 】

The mantra, who really didn't want to experience the bullock cart drifting again, resolutely refused.

[Okay, then I will wait for your arrival at the entrance of the village. 】

Xia Youjie put away his phone and glanced back at the clean Qingshan again.

On the green hill, the chirping of birds gradually became louder.The wind returned to the land, and the green waves of the woods undulated slightly, as if waving goodbye to him.

The breeze lifted his hair, Xia Youjie turned his head and walked towards the entrance of the village.

-

Seeing one person and one cow at the entrance of the village, Xia Youjie could hardly hold back the smile on his face.

"Why is it still here?"

Xiao Hua let out a cry, and walked slowly to Xia Youjie's side, trying to rub his head affectionately.

Yi Dizhi: "Did you forget? You said you wanted to find Xiaohua's home."

"That's what you said, don't push it to me..." Xia Youjie pushed the bull's head away helplessly, but saw those teary eyes.

Xia Youjie: "..."

The super conjurer who finally lost to Ox's Tears Eye held down the bulging forehead, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Okay, then how do you take it away?"

"The bullock cart..."

"reject!!"

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