Ordinary Living Qualification Certificate

"Moo-"

"Is that so, I know."

"Moo...moo moo—"

"It's too much for you to think so. Please forgive me, Mr. Xiaohua."

"Moo-moo-"

"Okay, Mr. Xia You will definitely help you."

Xia Youjie: "..."

What the hell are you two talking about?Can we talk about different species? ?How did chatting become an honorific? !Finally, don’t bring my name, Yidizhi! !

The super conjurer sat on the trailer behind the cow, his fists tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened again.Finally, he couldn't hold back and asked: "Yidizhi, what are you...are you talking about?"

Sitting on the front of the car, Yidizhi, who was gently stroking the bull's head, turned his head slightly: "Mr. Xiaohua is not a cow from the village, he was kidnapped a year ago, and he begged us to help him find his way home."

Xia Youjie: "This cow?"

Hearing this, Xiaohua turned around and gave Xia Youjie a loving lick for the unprepared Xia Youjie, and then showed pure and innocent tearful eyes: "Moo——"

Xia Youjie who was forced to wash his face: "..."

"I remember that I came here to do exorcism..." Xia Youjie quickly pushed away Xiaohua who wanted to keep coming over, and spoke very fast, "Isn't it more dangerous for the villagers to be a second slower now?"

The magician has never been like this in his life, he wants to reach the mission location quickly.

Yi Dizhi nodded and patted Xiaohua lightly, the adult bull turned around reluctantly and continued to swing towards the destination.

Xia Youjie heaved a sigh of relief.

At first he thought about releasing Honglong to fly directly to the destination, but Yidizhi said: "Except for the main person in charge, most of the police officers accompanying us don't know our identities. In order to reduce panic, please give up this idea."

"And the nearest homestay is only 500 meters away."

Xia Youjie patted Honglong's head, and very cruelly took Honglong back who was just about to come out to have fun.

Honglong: "..."

But then again, it's pretty smooth.

The country road is narrow and muddy, and there are too many stones that hinder the way forward.But Yidizhi was sitting at the front of the car, stroking the bull's head while coaxing the bull to move forward in a strange posture.Xia Youjie could hardly feel the bumps, as if he was still on the highway.

Probably no downsides except for being a bit slower.

Yi Dizhi took another look at the mobile phone he was carrying with him, his eyes fixed.

"Mr. Xia You, the police officers have already started the search operation." He said, and took off the work pass around his neck.Then... put it on the cow's head? ?

"The existence of the curse spirit is speculated to be in the back mountain. The police officers set up a cordon 100 meters away from the back mountain, and no one approached within 200 meters."

Yidizhi quickly reported the current situation, "Next, we will approach the back mountain at full speed to exorcise the curse. I hope Mr. Xia You will go all out."

Xia Youjie's mind turned quickly, and he immediately understood the current situation.

but……

"full speed?"

He had a bad feeling.

[Cheats? Bullfighter! 】

Xia Youjie, who was sitting on the trailer, watched helplessly as his newly appointed assistant supervisor pulled the leash in his hand. The bull Xiaohua repeatedly kicked his hooves as if he had been injected with chicken blood, and then rushed out like a feathered arrow. !

Xia Youjie: "!!"

The strong wind slammed into his face mercilessly, the bangs on his forehead couldn't resist, and he started flying freely.

Xia Youjie subconsciously grabbed the sides of the trailer, and for the first time in his life experienced the feeling of being led away by a cow.

Ahead, a sharp turn—

Yidizhi's face remained unchanged, the leash in his hand moved to the left, sensing his intention, Xiaohua made a very humane rapid drift!

The trailer barely stabilized on the edge of falling into the mud field, and then there was a strong push back force, which pulled back Xia Youjie's soul that was a little out of place due to drifting.

Xia Youjie: "..."

He barely opened his eyes amidst the howling wind, and the assistant supervisor sitting in front of him sat gracefully sideways, like a European medieval butler with ease.

The wind just lifted Yidizhi's broken hair slightly, revealing his handsome face, as if even the wind couldn't bear to let his brows crumble, and just stroked his side face... and then patted Xia Youjie's face mercilessly. face.

Xia Youjie: "..."

[Cheats? The neighing of war horses has been revised—the neighing of war oxen! 】

With a loud moo, the ox cart stopped smoothly outside the [-]-meter cordon on the back mountain.

Yi Dizhi nimbly jumped off the trailer, took back his badge and hung it around his neck again, then rubbed Xiao Hua's head soothingly.

One person and one cow interacted intimately, leaving Mr. Xia You on the trailer lost in thought.

Are all the auxiliary supervisors this year so fierce...

In the end, it was the faint breath of the curse spirit in the back mountain that brought him back to his senses.

The green hills 400 meters away are lush and green, and the height is about [-] meters by visual inspection.

Xia Youjie thought that there were still birds on the way to this village, but after entering the village, there were very few of those animals. He even said that he could not see any wild animals except domestic animals.Within the range of this hundred meters...

Xia Youjie stood outside the cordon, looked around, and his heart sank.

No life exists.

Looks like a big guy.

"Mr. Xia You."

Ichigo's voice came from behind.

Xia Youjie looked back, and Yidizhi got into the bullock cart again, and gestured to him with the mobile phone in his hand: "Mr. Police Officer, there is a new situation, and I need to go to communicate, do you have any questions here?" ?”

"No." Xia Youjie stretched his muscles and smiled, "Leave this to me."

Yi Dizhi looked at him steadily, until Xia Youjie's smiling face was about to freeze, and slowly extended a thumb: "Mr. Xia You, you are very reliable."

Xia Youjie: "Thank you?"

Xia Youjie, who was quite dumbfounded, watched him gallop back in the bullock cart, feeling a lot more relieved in his heart.

and many more……

Xia Youjie turned his head, looked at Qingshan who was glowing black in the eyes of the conjurer, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "That guy, did he forget something?"

As an auxiliary supervisor, you should at least put a [account] before leaving? !

Xia Youjie, who was in a complicated mood, raised his fingers, and the mantra surged out from his fingertips——

"Born from the dark, from the dark to the dark; the filth and filth are all eliminated. ?【1】"

The dense black [tent] covered the green hills, and also covered the sight of ordinary people.

-

Yidizhi, who was riding an ox cart, looked back knowingly, and the mountain behind the village was still lush and green.

"Ah, Mr. Ichichi, here it is!"

In the distance, the police officer who saw Yidizhi waved happily at him, and then saw the bull rushing towards him with red eyes.

police officer:"……"

The eyes are gradually frightened? jpg;

Fortunately, when the police officer secretly wondered if today is the day when my life will end, Xiao Hua stopped quickly.Yi Dizhi jumped down lightly, and hung the badge around his neck again.

"Officer Morikawa."

Xiaohua at the side glanced at the stunned police officer with an expression of "really ignorant", then gracefully lowered her head and gnawed on the grass next to her.

The police officer was shocked: "Ah? Ah! Ah yes!"

"Officer Morikawa..." Yidizhi repeated patiently again, "Where is the accident you mentioned on the phone now?"

"Please come with me..." Police officer Morikawa immediately came to his senses as soon as he mentioned the work matters. He strode forward and said, "The child abduction incident that Mr. Yidizhi mentioned earlier is indeed strange. The adults in the village Some of the children did not have identification documents, and the so-called 'parents' explained this very vaguely."

"However, when the headquarters searches for the files of missing children in recent years, the matter will probably come to light."

"But..." Police Officer Morikawa paused, his tone a little hesitant, "The situation of one family is very complicated."

Yidizhi pondered: "Please tell me..."

"It's like this. We searched a dilapidated house and found a wooden cage about 3x3 meters high. Inside... two girls with severe bruises were imprisoned."

Yidizhi: "Abused..."

"Not only..." Police Officer Morikawa shook his head, and continued to add, "The village leaders seem to be extremely afraid of them, they said—"

"The two of them have abnormal heads, and they attacked the villagers with incredible strength several times!"

"My grandson was almost killed by them!"

"That's because he first—"

"Shut up! Monster!!"

"Your parents are the same as you! I should have killed you when you were babies!? [2]"

In the house in front of him, human screams could be heard through the gaps in the wooden doors that were not fully covered.

Officer Morikawa's face darkened.

"This group of guys can't listen at all? Didn't they tell them to leave here and follow the police to investigate!"

Officer Morikawa raised his sleeves angrily, and was about to push the door in, but a hand with strong knuckles and strength behind him pressed his shoulder.

Yi Dizhi pushed the black-rimmed glasses calmly, and the two lenses flashed white.He said slowly:

"Let me help, please."