Is this cross talk partner officially announced today?

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Seeing Chen Xi coming towards him with anger on his face, Han Tianye didn't panic, and turned sideways to hide.

If he had practiced mixed martial arts these years, his skill was not something that a punk like Chen Xi could match.

After one move failed, Chen Xi was not discouraged. As soon as he lifted his leg, he greeted him again, and shouted: "What are you taking the scene table for!"

Han Tianye was confused when he heard it, and saw a gap, he grabbed the foot kicked by Chen Xi: "Stop, stop, it's all messed up!"

Being grabbed by his ankle, Chen Xi finally stopped, his face was red and he didn't know what to say.

The moment he saw this person just now, he thought he was still in a dream, but now that he realized it, he was really a little reckless, and everyone around him looked at the two of them dumbfounded.

Chen Xi was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in. He wanted to put his leg down, but Han Tianye suddenly got excited, grabbed his ankle and lifted his leg up.

Feeling the pull of the big tendons in his legs, Chen Xi's teeth were about to be crushed: "Let go!"

"Don't let go." Han Tianye smiled happily, "Let me do stretching for you."

"What are you doing!"

At this time, a voice that sounded like a bell rang out, which stopped the two people's actions that were about to evolve into absurd performance art.

Chen Xi, who put his legs down, glared at Han Tianye, then looked over, and found that the person who just spoke was an old man in a wheelchair.

He actually knew this old man, he was his grandfather's cross talk partner when he was young.

In the early days of the reform and opening up, this old man Han put aside his cross talk and went directly to the sea to do business with a sense of courage.

After decades of ups and downs in the business world, the business is getting bigger and bigger.

In recent years, he returned to Beijing to recuperate, and only then did he reconnect with his grandfather.

Even though we haven't seen each other for so many years, but the friendship we used to talk about cross talk is still there, and after we got in touch, we walked around quite frequently.

The appearance of this old man Han is the exact opposite of his grandfather's. He has a resolute face. Regardless of his age, his hair is white and he has age spots, but he is still a handsome old man with a hale and hearty spirit.

"Grandpa, let's compete in cross talk." Han Tianye came to the old man with a smile and said.

grandfather?

A thunderbolt struck Chen Xi's mind.

Why did Han Tianye suddenly become Grandpa Han's grandson?

What is this God unfolding?

At this moment, old man Chen came over and introduced to Chen Xi, further confirming Han Tianye's identity.

"Okay, you guys will have a cross talk in a while."

Old Master Chen had spoken, and when he saw Chen Xi's resisting expression, he immediately reprimanded him with a straight face,

"You surprised people just now, shouldn't you apologize?"

Chen Xi realized something, and hurriedly bowed and apologized to the people around him, stood up and cupped his hands:

"I'm sorry, I surprised everyone. We were joking just now, so we can warm up the scene in advance. In a while, I will tell you a few more cross talks in a while, so that everyone can have a good time."

"That's right, we brothers will make a fool of ourselves in a while." Han Tianye also said with a smile as he cupped his hands.

Chen Xi glanced at the people around him, feeling annoyed.

Mr. Chen was also satisfied when he saw that his grandson was so good at being a man.

At this time, the guests arrived one after another, and the wedding master of ceremonies also began to organize a hot spot for the show.

This is a necessary process before the wedding, and it is also to keep the guests from being so bored while waiting.

At this moment, Han Tianye, who was standing on the sidelines waiting, stretched out his hand to Chen Xi beside him.

"Chen Xi, right? Get to know me, my name is Han Tianye."

Seeing the hand in front of him, Chen Xi narrowed his eyes.

This hand is wide and big, with slender fingers and blue blood vessels protruding from the white wrist. He seems to still remember the feeling of being held by this hand...

Thinking of this, Chen Xi turned his head and glanced at Han Tianye who was smiling wickedly.

Acting like a stranger?

Okay, let's pretend, let's see who has pretended whom!

"Oh, my name is Chen Xi. I'm a crosstalk talker. I like ethics the most. I can't shake hands. I feel like I'm touching my son when I shake hands with anyone!" Chen Xi said lightly, then turned his head back.

Han Tianye laughed, and in the next second, he actually hugged Chen Xi: "What a coincidence, I usually hug everyone like I hug my own son!"

Falling into that familiar embrace, Chen Xi was stunned for a moment, the smell of men's perfume that men like to wear, rushed straight to the tip of his nose...

After the reaction, he immediately broke free and cursed:

"Did you fucking mean it?"

Han Tianye shrugged his shoulders, expressing his innocence: "Let's talk about cross talk later, we need to get to know each other better."

"Familiar..." Chen Xi wanted to say something else, but now it was their turn to have a cross talk.

Chen Xi glared at Han Tianye, picked up his coat and walked up to the stage. Han Tianye held back his smile and followed.

The two stepped onto the stage to warm applause.

"Look at your coats, which are red and yellow, it's unusual."

The wedding emcee in a suit looked at the two with a smile and said,

"You two are professional cross talk actors. You must be very skillful with your mouth. The cross talk brought today must be wonderful, so I won't waste any time."

Chen Xi: "Look at the road under your feet."

That meant to let the wedding master of ceremonies slip away, but at this time Han Tianye also answered:

"If you say a few more words, you think he and I are getting married today."

"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter instantly.

Chen Xi glared at Han Tianye, while Han Tianye raised his eyebrows at him.

The wedding master of ceremonies couldn't help laughing: "Okay, I'll go down now."

On the gorgeous stage, Chen Xi and Han Tianye were finally left.

The two people holding the microphone started.

"Hi everyone, my name is Chen Xi, and I am the captain of the fourth team of the Jiqingtang performance team. I think everyone knows me, so I won't introduce much."

Having said that, he looked at Han Tianye beside him, "I have to introduce the person next to me."

Chen Xi and Han Tianye didn't distinguish who would be the one to tease and who would be the one to cheer, he spoke first and let the division of labor be settled, and Han Tianye naturally cooperated.

"Where."

"Speaking of which, this man is the grandson of Mr. Han. There is a tradition of cross talk, and the level of cross talk is absolutely unprecedented."

"Not to mention, not to mention." Han Tianye, who is now a fan, quickly waved his hands modestly.

"You can definitely talk about it. Not only is it unprecedented, but it is also unprecedented." Chen Xi said directly.

To say that this paragraph is a very common pretext in cross talk, it is funny and ridiculed, causing jokes, and then leading to the following positive work.

Sure enough, the audience burst into laughter again.

Next, according to the original words, fans will only be surprised: 'Huh?Why is it so late? ', completely playing the image of an honest teaser, in stark contrast to the teaser who has been teasing people. In this way, the roles are clear and the contrast is more conducive to the teaser's performance later.

But this Han Tianye is obviously not an ordinary flattery, and he replied directly: "Then there will be no you!"

"Hahaha!"

Chen Xi, who heard the morality in it, turned sideways and hammered at Han Tianye.

Han Tianye didn't hide this time, but grabbed Chen Xi's fist.

This fist is hard enough, Han Tianye thought, subconsciously moved his fingers, and lightly clasped the back of Chen Xi's hand.

Sensing Han Tianye's small movements, Chen Xi's face darkened, and he withdrew his hand.

Sure enough, this guy is a rogue!

Chen Xi gritted his teeth secretly, glaring at Han Tianye.

Seeing the fire in this person's eyes, Han Tianye immediately smiled and made amends. After all, there were so many people watching at the scene, and the show had to continue.

"I'm joking too, you go on."

Chen Xi turned his head back and continued talking.

Since this person likes ethics so much, he has to fight back.

In the next 10 minutes, Chen Xi used countless ethical tricks to directly recognize Han Tianye as his son. What he said was almost true, but he also underestimated Han Tianye. He is very good at talking about cross talk, and he will definitely not suffer. Occasionally, he will find an opportunity to go back.

You come and go on stage, and you laugh hilariously off stage.

The simple "you are my son, I am your father" ethical joke made all the adults and children present laugh.

Looking at such a lively scene, Chen Xi sighed inwardly, no matter what, today is considered to have achieved his goal.

After getting off the stage, Chen Xi immediately separated from Han Tianye, found a seat and sat down, but Han Tianye didn't say anything, and returned to his grandfather's side. After a while, the wedding officially started.

Seeing the couple on the stage declaring their true love with tears in their eyes, Chen Xi fell into memories.

By the way, he was just an adult at that time, young and energetic, with a second-rate personality. He didn't want to be trapped in the cross talk, so he went out to make a living. By accident, he joined a small loan company and became a so-called debt collector. personnel.

And that Han Tianye, coincidentally, was the target of his debt collection.

Back then, Han Tianye provided a guarantee for his friend, and when the loan expired, his friend ran away, and Han Tianye had to pay back the money, so their company followed him.

After Chen Xi accepted the task, he directly brought people over to ask for the debt.

In fact, at first sight, Chen Xi really didn't like this person.

Driving a sports car and wearing a famous brand, Han Amano at that time always looked at people with his nostrils.

Chen Xi is most annoyed by this kind of rich second generation who look down on others.

Coincidentally, he could also feel that Han Tianye also looked down on him, after all, he was just a punk at that time.

The rich second generation and the gangster, if there is no such thing as debt collection, it is estimated that there will be no intersection in this life.

But these two people who didn't like each other actually rolled on the bed. The reason is that they both like men.

Although Chen Xi didn't like Han Tianye, he liked his looks very much.

Han Tianye is so handsome, it should be said that this is the object of Chen Xi's sexual fantasies when he was young.

At that time, it was also the instigation of adolescence. What you like or not, you have to have fun first. Then the two of them had those crazy, shameless days and nights.

During the contact, Chen Xi has also changed his view of Han Tianye, and they are too tacit (especially in bed), and there is really an urge to be with Han Tianye in his heart, but this urge is defeated by reality after all. On the last day of his life, this man actually asked someone else to humiliate him!

Naturally, Chen Xi couldn't bear it. It was hard to find five-legged men, but there were plenty of three-legged men. He returned to Beijing in a fit of rage, and he didn't want to pay any debts. He just talked about cross talk.

But after so many years, he unexpectedly met Han Tianye again, and this person became his cross talk counterpart?

This is unlucky!

Chen Xi rubbed his swollen temples, why did he have a bad feeling?

At this time, Han Tianye in the distance looked over the dazzling lights, looked at Chen Xi, smiled, then turned his head to look at the couple on the stage.

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Opponent cross talk: Two people talk about cross talk, one is joking and the other is joking.Guo Degang is a joke, but Yu Qian is a joke.