Is this cross talk partner officially announced today?

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On the stage, Chen Xi, who was dressed in a red coat, was a little inexplicable facing the pitch-black auditorium below.

After talking about cross talk for so many years, it was the first time for him to face an empty auditorium.

Fortunately, the scene table beside him gave him a little sense of security.

At this moment, a figure in a coat suddenly appeared beside him.

Chen Xi looked sideways, and found that the man's face was vague, but he felt very familiar to him.

Chen Xi just wanted to ask, but the next second, his coat disappeared instantly.

He stood naked on the stage, and before he had time to feel ashamed and angry, his shoulder hurt, and he was actually pressed down on the stage table by that man...

"what!"

"Grandson, your grandfather is calling, grandson, your grandfather is calling."

Accompanied by the mobile phone ringtone made with the old man's voice, Chen Xi woke up from the dream.

He actually dreamed of being on stage with his gun/friend from many years ago...

What is this called!

Gathering his mind a bit, Chen Xi resolutely slapped himself, "Patriarch, forgive me!"

The cell phone is still ringing, and the grandson's call is both kind and naughty.

"You are the grandson!" Chen Xi sat up, muttered something, picked up the phone to look, thought of something, and slapped his head, "So I am the grandson."

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The sky of Beijing in March is so blue that there is not a trace of miscellaneous clouds, and occasionally a few white pigeons fly by, becoming the only embellishment.

The banquet hall of a four-star hotel.

A large round table has been placed among them, and various snacks and wedding candies are placed on the table; the relatives and friends of the man and the woman are sitting on the chairs to greet and chat, and the children are having fun. playing around.

At this time, Chen Xi, who was wearing a red coat, was standing in front of one of the tables, and the people sitting beside the table were all elderly grandparents.

These uncles and aunts were talking and laughing with an old man.

"Uncle Chen, it's an honor for us to invite Xiaoxi from your family today." An aunt in a red sweater with meticulously combed hair smiled and said to an old man beside her.Today her daughter got married, and she specially invited Chen Xi to come over to perform a cross talk.

"That's right, Xiaoxi is still the captain of Jiqingtang, this status is not ordinary." After she finished speaking, others began to echo her.

"They're all neighbors in the street. It's just a favor, it's nothing."

This old man known as 'Uncle Chen' is Chen Xi's grandfather.

Don't look at him with many wrinkles, he looks a bit mischievous and has a thin body, but he is full of energy.

Mr. Chen spoke modest words, but his expression was very smug.

"He manages quite a few people under his command. Their team is well-known in Jiqingtang and even in the cross talk world."

"His grandma died early, and his parents didn't care about him. It was me, an old man, who taught him this kind of craft. Oh, I've had a hard time all these years!"

"Now that he has become the captain, I can finally see the light. Don't look at it as just a cross talk talker, but he is also an actor and star. I can just point to my grandson and give me glory."

Chen Xi stood aside, smiling as he watched his grandpa bragging about him.

Sure enough, after these words continued, there was another voice of appreciation:

"You are a great cross talk actor yourself, the children you teach are sure to be good!"

"Yeah, without your education, Xiao Xi would not be able to be so successful now."

Chen Xi couldn't hold back, and said 'hehe' twice.

This music has attracted the attention of others.

"Xiaoxi, do you have any girlfriends? Let me introduce you some." An aunt who was ironing a woolen roll looked at Chen Xi with a smile and asked.

This Chen Xi looks good, 1.8 meters tall, with fair skin, a handsome face, a straight nose, red lips and white teeth. With this appearance, it is definitely a hot item in the blind date market.

Whoops, good guy!

This Aunt Liu was indeed a professional player, and she made several shots.

Chen Xi thought secretly in his heart.

"Xiaoxi, you can't delay your personal affairs, and don't be so high-sighted. Just be a person who knows how to live." The aunt was earnest.

Being so cared by the elders, Chen Xi, who is about to run out of business, is still calm and composed, with his hands behind his back and a smile on his face.

Today, he was captured by his grandfather and wanted to perform a cross talk at the wedding.

To say that the guests at the wedding were all his grandfather's neighbors, and these people usually took good care of his grandfather, so Chen Xi didn't resist when he received the task, but was very grateful.

But gratitude is gratitude, and if you want to introduce someone to him, you can avoid it, after all, he likes men.

"That's a good relationship. I'll trouble all uncles, aunts, grandpas, and grandmas."

Chen Xi smiled and cupped his hands,

"By the way, as far as I am concerned, apart from being able to talk about cross talk, my skills are also very good. I used to be in a microfinance company, and I taught a few old people a lesson. Don't worry, the girl is with me. I will definitely not It will make her suffer." At the end, he moved his shoulders, looking like he was about to fight.

After saying this, the table was full of silence, which was in sharp contrast to the lively scene at other tables.

A few grandpas and aunts looked at me and I looked at you, and instantly remembered that this person had really been a debt collector for a while.

To put it bluntly, they are debt collectors, but to put it bluntly, they are local hooligans. Just ask, who dares to marry a girl to such a person?

Introduce, and introduce a six!

Don't stage any domestic violence because of this young master Chen's physical strength, then they will not be virtuous but wicked!

Seeing the embarrassing expressions of everyone present, Mr. Chen was not happy, he got up and directly pulled Chen Xi aside.

"What are you talking about? They are all kind-hearted, but you don't appreciate it!"

In front of his grandfather, Chen Xi also showed his true face. He curled his lips and said, "You think I don't know, but Aunt Liu introduced a girl to someone before, but when she received the certificate, she found out that she was mentally retarded. The ability to identify, to put it nicely, is good intentions, but to put it bluntly, what is the difference between this and human trafficking?"

"Stop talking nonsense, what is human trafficking!"

Mr. Chen gave Chen Xi a hammer,

"The girl spoke quite clearly before, and her parents agreed. How could she have thought that she had mental problems in the end, and she did something bad with good intentions! I usually live in the alley, and you don't come here. The neighbors in these streets take care of me. , how can you say that to others!"

Although his grandfather is old, but the sword is not old, Chen Xi seriously suffered from this punch: "Hiss! You said that you don't like living with young people." Chen Xi felt aggrieved as he rubbed his arm.

When his prodigal son came back to talk about cross talk, he planned to live with his grandfather, but who would have thought that his grandfather would drive him away within a few days.

"Isn't that because at that time you had a shaved head, a straight face, and a vicious look. Even if you didn't tell me, people would treat you as a little bastard, a hooligan, and avoid you. You lived with me, and no one else would Dare to come to the door!"

Hearing this, Chen Xi laughed, "I'm trying to avoid evil."

"Go to hell!"

Seeing that his grandfather was still beating him, Chen Xi hurriedly begged for mercy: "I was wrong, Grandpa."

Mr. Chen sighed deeply, smashed his lips, and continued: "Okay, I won't talk to you about anything else, no matter what, you have to give me a good performance in today's meeting."

"Don't worry, Grandpa, I understand." Chen Xi patted his chest, guaranteeing that he could pretend to be serious in front of outsiders.

"Today's occasion, you are not suitable for stand-up comedy, so let's talk about it, let's talk about it lively, I've found you a partner."

Chen Xi listened to his grandfather very well at first, but he was shocked when he heard the last sentence.

"what?"

Chen Xi opened his mouth wide.

He is a stand-up comedian, what does he want a partner for, besides, he is the captain of the Jiqingtang performance team, not all comedians can cooperate.

"Okay, stop being a fool!" Mr. Chen patted Chen Xi, "He'll be here in a while, you have to..."

Mr. Chen was still talking, but at this moment, Chen Xi saw a yellow figure from afar.

Good guy, almost didn't frighten his eyes.

A big man is actually wearing a yellow coat. They are talking about cross talk, not out to play Errenzhuan. It is embarrassing enough to wear such fancy clothes.

The man's back was facing them, Chen Xi couldn't see his face clearly, but judging from his back, his stature was about the same as his, and he seemed to be tall.

Chen Xi narrowed his eyes, and the radar on his head turned on immediately.

It is said that colleagues are enemies, and an enemy suddenly appeared, which naturally attracted all his attention.

I don't know how good this 'enemy' is, if he has any mentors, or if he is a Haiqing leg at all, why not...he went around!

Thinking of this, Chen Xi, who raised the corner of his mouth, had already walked towards that person, without hearing his grandfather shouting behind him: "I haven't finished talking yet, what are you doing!"

Chen Xi walked with his hands behind his back, Shi Shiran, and when he saw the guests who greeted him, he nodded and responded politely; when he passed by a child, he snorted back and gave him a slap on the head, which caused unhappy howls.

He slowly approached the yellow figure.

At this moment, the man in the yellow coat turned around as if he had a premonition.

That familiar face was the object of yesterday's dream!

Chen Xi was shocked, and the man was also slightly taken aback.

In the next second, accompanied by bursts of exclamations,

"I'm going to your grandma!"

Chen Xi raised his fist and rushed towards the man.

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Stand-up comedy: one person speaks.

Make phase: A cross talk term that refers to actors making facial expressions, mostly ugly.

Hai Qingqier: A term for cross talk, referring to an actor who has no seniority, no mentorship, and is a fancier