Is this cross talk partner officially announced today?

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At night, at the barbecue stalls on the street that were about to close, there were a few customers sitting here and there.

The boss is grilling the last batch of kebabs.

Sitting in the corner, Chen Xi gulped down the cold beer, then slammed the glass on the table.

After exhaling, he spoke to Han Tianye who was opposite him.

"Did you do it on purpose just now? Why don't you use our good work? You have to use your own. You can use your own, but can you say hello to me in advance? And..."

Having said that, he paused, looked at Han Tianye,

"Are you really here to talk about cross talk, or are you here just to take advantage of it, and you are addicted to it!"

In the show just now, Han Tianye's mission was actually pretty good, it was completely beyond Chen Xi's expectation.

Obviously this person said before that he only started to learn cross talk systematically in the last two or three years.

But the performance just now didn't look like a beginner at all. Excluding those copycats, it should be said that the performance was more than capable.

Of course, Han Amano didn't need to tell such a lie.

The only answer, this man is a genius.

It seems that there are indeed geniuses in the world. They can always achieve the level of others who have worked hard for many years in a very short time.

Thinking of this, Chen Xi became even more angry.

Seeing Chen Xi's angry appearance, Han Tianye quickly comforted him: "Of course I'm here to talk about cross talk. The reason why I changed my work is not to adjust it according to the scene. Nowadays, little girls like to watch this kind of show."

These words made Chen Xi choke.

That's right, now "I am your father" or "Your wife and I have an affair", this kind of ethical joke is too common, and it can no longer satisfy the audience's increasing laughter. Sometimes it is too much The audience is still a little bored.

And this kind of teasing and flattery copy each other, such as "you are my husband", "you are my wife", and ethical jokes between men and women have become a trend, and fans still like to watch this.

Otherwise, it was impossible for Bai Ruining and Chi Ruize to become the second place in a short period of time. Apart from their own excellent programs, they were sought after by many young girls.

No way, the little girl now just likes to watch two big men 'flirting' on the stage.

"Yes, what you said is correct, and you are also very powerful. Although our program is limited to 'Trusting Wife and Presenting Son', you can still 'make some work'!" Chen Xi teased, gnashing his teeth.

Han Tianye picked up the beer, took a sip, looked at Chen Xi who was opposite him and smiled: "Aren't you joking tomorrow, you can also take advantage of me."

Hearing this, Chen Xi pondered in his heart, he had to let Han Tianye call him father in order to relieve his hatred.

In the next second, he decided: "Okay, then let's talk about "Anti-Seven Mouth" tomorrow."

"Anti-Seven Mouths" is a very representative ethical work.

The teaser takes the count of the number of people in the family as the starting point, and starts to circle around the fans, desperately taking advantage of the fans, and then shakes out the burden and creates jokes.

The most interesting thing among them is that the teaser asked Pingming, "Am I considered your father?", and Pingming didn't realize it for a while, and said: "You just considered my father." Well, this is cheap.

"Okay, if you retaliate seven times, you will retaliate seven times." Han Tianye didn't resist at all, and agreed directly.

Seeing that this person was so straightforward, Chen Xi felt a little uncertain: "Are you sure? Why do I feel like you have some big conspiracy?"

Even if there is a conspiracy, it is impossible to tell you.

Han Tianye had no choice but to pretend to be innocent: "It doesn't matter what you say, but we can't hurt each other, right?"

When Chen Xi heard this, he immediately said casually with some dissatisfaction: "You didn't hurt me first." After finishing speaking, he felt that something was wrong.

The injury in front of me seems to refer not only to their performance on the stage just now, but also to other things...

Chen Xi opened his mouth, wanting to change the subject, but at this moment, he saw that Han Tianye on the opposite side instantly cooled down, and the smile in his eyes disappeared: "Why did I hurt you, it seems that you hurt me back then. "

How could it be possible that he was the one who was hurt the most...

Chen Xi wanted to refute, but at this time, the people at the next table might have drunk too much, and several people began to curse.

"Let's go." Han Tianye stood up and called Chen Xi to leave.

Chen Xi withdrew his attention, got up and left this place of right and wrong.

The sudden accident changed the conversation between the two of them just now.

After that, this matter should be forgotten, and no one will mention it again.

All of a sudden, the two of them reached a tacit understanding and suppressed this matter.

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The next day, Chen Xi, who was wearing a red coat on the stage, acted as a teaser, and didn't immediately enter the real life. Instead, he began to make excuses to avenge Han Tianye's revenge of copying yesterday.

"The people around me introduced our relationship yesterday, but today I want to clarify that it's not like that at all." Chen Xi said, and glanced at Han Tianye beside him.

"Really, tell me about it."

Han Tianye raised his eyebrows lightly, this person's desire for revenge is quite strong.

"What are you talking about? I'll force him to repay the debt. Pooh!"

Chen Xi spat directly,

"Everyone in the audience, this is a typical scumbag. Everyone, please be careful. In fact, all the money I borrowed from me has gone out to cheat big girls." He said, pointing to Han Tianye.

"Go, go." Han Tianye flicked his sleeves, "Look at your indignation, what you said seems to be true, what's wrong with you!"

"Hahaha!" The audience laughed and laughed, Chen Xi seemed to have wrapped himself in again.

"..." I've suffered this damn before!

Han Tianye smiled at Chen Xi, the meaning in that look was: Do you admit defeat?

Chen Xi sneered, you will suffer next.

"Just because this person is such a scumbag, his family members don't associate with him. After all these years, how many members of your family have not associated with you?"

Chen Xi has now entered a normal life, starting to count as Han Tianye's family members.

But counting and going around, Chen Xi found that he seemed to be surrounded by Han Tianye again, and by the time he realized it, it was too late.

At this time, I saw Han Tianye, who was next to him as a fan, asked:

"Wait a minute, did you count me as my wife just now? I still have a wife. Don't look at me as a scumbag, but I'm married to a serious wife!"

"I'll forget it." Chen Xi replied subconsciously.

"What is it, is it my wife?" Han Tianye asked again pretending to be angry.

"Forget it, I'm your wife." After Chen Xi answered in detail, he immediately reacted, and the next second, he squatted down with his back to the audience, and he was ashamed to face everyone.

All the audience also reacted, screaming immediately.

And when they saw Chen Xi's cute reaction, they couldn't help laughing out loud, and some of them started whistling and coaxing.

Chen Xi simply publicly admitted that he is Han Tianye's wife!

Han Tianye also couldn't help but laugh.

Chen Xi still wanted to take advantage of him today, but he didn't expect to get himself into it in the end.

He couldn't help but cupped his hands at the audience present, which also attracted bursts of booing and applause.

The other team members standing on the side screen couldn't help shaking their heads after seeing this situation.

Alas, Qi met an opponent, no, it should be said that he met a natural enemy.

This is a great bargain!

Chen Xi, who was squatting on the ground, was looking for a crack in the ground to get in.

Mistake, misstep!

He originally wanted Han Tianye to call him father, that's great, he became his wife first!

Seeing that Chen Xi was still acting like a coward, Han Tianye had no choice but to come over and tug him, and reminded in a low voice, "It's alright, it's alright, don't be angry."

Hearing this perfunctory apology, Chen Xi gritted his teeth, but now that he was performing, he couldn't get angry, so he had to go down the slope and stand up.

"Okay, just now, just pretend that nothing happened, let's recalculate."

Returning to the microphone, Chen Xi wiped the sweat from his forehead, then smiled and said to all the audience.

"Hey—!" The audience didn't buy him.

Chen Xi didn't care what the audience thought, he had to continue the show, and he said to Han Tianye:

"Just now, your wife finally saw your human face and animal heart, and she divorced you directly, so you are single now and you have no wife, so I ask you, how many people are in your family now!"

Seeing that Chen Xi simply removed Han Tianye's wife, the audience couldn't help laughing again.

Maybe Han Tianye was afraid of getting angry with Chen Xi again, so the content after that was much more regular, and Chen Xi was able to successfully complete today's performance.

Since Chen Xi wasn't that angry today, after the two finished the performance, they deliberately went back to the show.

"Ah, I have never suffered such a big loss in my life." Chen Xi, standing in front of the microphone, said with a smile.

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience burst into laughter.

"That's right, I'm responsible for all your losses." Han Tianye next to him praised at the right time, causing the audience to scream.

The fans felt that these two people were showing their affection all the time, and they were about to throw up on this mouthful of dog food!

"It's over, you're being funny again tomorrow, I guess you'll have to take advantage of me." Chen Xi said, and glanced at Han Tianye beside him.

"Haha!" All the audience felt that Chen Xi was extremely helpless.

To say that this encore is different from the official program, you can say a short joke, or chat with fans, in short, you can let the actors play as they please.

"Don't worry, it's almost enough today, and I'll take less tomorrow." Han Tianye said with a smile.

"Fuck you!" Chen Xi cursed.

At the end of the performance, the audience exited contentedly.

Some fans immediately started a heated discussion in the chat of the fourth team of Jiqingtang:

[Oh my god, sisters, hurry up and watch the performance of the fourth team. Chen Xi and Han Tianye, the new partners, are going crazy. Every day is a high-energy field. It is said that they want to see who is suitable for funny and who is suitable for support. It's so fun to switch roles every day! 】

[Brother Xi was copied so cheaply that I laughed to death. No wonder Brother Xi didn’t want to talk about cross-talk, so he was copied in minutes. This combat effectiveness is too low! 】

[I think Han Tianye is very powerful, he can take advantage of Brother Xi in every show, isn't he afraid that Brother Xi will beat him? 】

[By the way, did Brother Xi and Brother Amano know each other before? 】

【Brother Xi used to be a debt collector, we all know that, but what is Han Tianye's background? 】

In addition to the discussion, some fans also posted the video they recorded on the Internet, and those who watched it were not unhappy, and Chen Xi's fourth performance team was briefly on the top of the trending list because of this.

Some interested passers-by also found it very interesting after seeing it, and planned to go to the scene to have a look.

All of a sudden, it was even more difficult to get tickets for Chen Xi's performance team.

Chen Xi didn't care if the tickets for their team sold well, he only cared about whether the next show with Han Tianye could be successfully completed.

Also, Han Tianye said to take advantage of him less, how much less?

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The author has something to say:

Focus on the points: set the program to be performed according to the audience and the scene